if you're going to read it in public you might want to do it on a kindle so nobody thinks you're a pervwe'll be right back. [ friend ] so man, how was that bud light port paradise cruise? oh man... ♪ [ male announcer ] four days. three nights. a two-day music festival. and one legendary party. bud light port paradise. here we go. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is the president of the brady campaign to prevent gun violence. which i assume means he supports knife violence. for shame! please welcome dan gross. ( cheers and applause ) mr. gross, thanks so much for coming on. all right, circ let's not beat around the bush here. you and i are on opposite sides of an issue here. following the tragic events of last week, and you your organization are politicizing this tragedy in order to try to get laws on our books that curtail the constitutional rights of americans. >> we are trying-- we are trying to get laws on the books that will save lives. that's the only thing that we're talking about here. and i -- >> stephen: if guns are outlawed, only o

inappropriate touching which probably is not going to do very much, but i mean, this is a message to all you pervs out there, you know. you've got big brother and big center watching you. >> that's dangerous. the guy could have a knife or a gun. this is new york city, and it's not an easy place to be. i applaud those guys for doing that. >> would you have jumped in. >> i would like to think i would have, but i would not want to mess the suit up here. i'm kind of one of those batman type guys. i do respond to that. >> moving right along. >> in minneapolis there's a cat video deal. roll the tape. ♪ >> do you like it? >> are you telling me you're not laughing hysterically at that. >> can we see that again? roll it again. so what is this? why are we doing that. >> there's a film festival. don't go to cannes film festival. go up to minneapolis. they've got this art institute place and on the wall, on the building's wall they show basically a cat, the internet sensation things. cats have taken over the internet. i don't know if you know that. >> somebody's director cut this together? is that what they d

how does he go to scotland and get angry about the propellers and then he is a perv. >> i really hopeeasons that he is rich other than getting a twitter account, finding a name and inserting words like d-bag right next to it. >> i don't know, i have to try it. >> i think it is awesome. we have to move on. from sexting boasts to terrible hosts. has egypt had its fillary of hillary? protesters threw tomatoes and shoes at the secretary of state during her visit to the delightful island. his name is mohamed, what a surprise. while the produce missed their intended target, their repeated chant of money gnaw caw were harder to avoid. she stayed on speech saying in alexandria we were prepared to work with you as you chart your course and establish your democracy. we want to stand for principals of values and not for people or parties. good luck with that. in order to better understand this region let's go to a helpful visual. the stick is the president is hell bent on turning it into a hell hole while the fish is the egyptian military trying to stop him. visuals are great, ambassador. this i

will probably hopefully rerun into the ground which would be great. >> can jim come visit so he is pervred on every single season of kathy griffin my life on the d-list. >> have i? >> according to your bio. >> i don't recall writing that but i may have been drunk. yeah, i have done a few of those. >> she is blurbed here all kinds of wrong. in what ways are you wrong? >> i any mostly about what i think is funny is generally -- >> wrong. >> -- wrong. >> yeah. >> don't you wish your boyfriend was wrong like michael mcdonald? or he was a freak like michael mcdonald? [ laughter ] >> how are you feeling this election year? >> i have sort of tuned out. i leave and go away in may. i have not really been paying much at attention at all. >> oh, well this is just what happened last week, on whether the mandate was a tax or penalty. >> the mandate was not a attacks. it was a penalty. >> if you have afford to buy insurance, then buy it. if you don't want to then you have to put enough money aside to pay your own way -- >> you imposed tax penalties in massachusetts -- >> if people can afford to buy i

. >> i'm about to interview the former pakistan president, perve ez musharraf.t do you think of pakistan right now? what are the things you would like to talk to him about? >> he has a huge challenge for himself and the world. it's part of the bigger challenge. how do you create proper democratic societies in which religion has a place but where religious people accept the rights of minorities and accept that democracy is a pluralistic concept. in democracy, it's really important for people to understand, it isn't about the majority triumphing and then doing whatever it wants to minorities. you actually judge a democracy, funny enough, by how people who are not a part of the winning majority feel as what to do with the winning majority. i think that issue to do with countries everywhere. and if we don't get a handle on that and we solve it, it's going to cause us profound difficulties for many years to come. >> tony blair, thank you very much. coming up, my interview with pervez musharraf. the former president of pakistan. c250 sport sedan. but hurry before this

. >> and now our listeners are perving out. >> i'm still filling out my trapper keeper. >> i don't knowidn't have a trapper keeper in school -- >> yeah i was -- but i was in a '8zeroing flash back. can i give a reference to jesus with a sword. luke 22. he is saying i tell you this is the point, go ahead and if you have a purse take it and also a bag, if you don't have a sword sell your cloak and buy one. so he says we're supposed to be criminals in the prophesy, and they have we have these two swords here, and he says that's enough. if you take it literally, you say two swords is enough for us to fight off an army. again, they are literally destroying the word of jesus -- >> because the number 2 is in it, so clearly it is so obvious. [ laughter ] >> you are right, jim. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> want to hear a cool story about your tax dollars at work. >> sure. >> they wasted over $50 million trying and failing to appeal the affordable healthcare act. they spent up to 89 hours voting. it cost taxpayers every week. so those two weeks amounted to a total cost of $48 million. [ be

more of a perv letter. we'll call it a love letter.de tina and katrina. no problem. we don't have to be seen in public. just come to my place we'll swig back some white castles and we'll get busy. perhaps you could give the visit to orly tate and elvira. i've had invitation to threesomes but this is just weird. i think all the guests are mashing together in his pervy head. elvira just imagine that on the balcony. >> that's an euphemism i've never heard before. >> stephanie: getting excited about a three-way. and by the way orly tate, my new bfff she sent me a picture of a rescue st. bernard puppy. i have two giant dogs. and i was like, huh? she said, i thought you might like this, let me finish. you might want this, look at this dog. >> you're falling in love with her. >> stephanie: i have. >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: oh, my god. [ ♪ magical ♪ ] she went right for my weak spot, animal rescue. you see what she did there? she'll want to come in and talk about some crazy conspiracy. >> you're going to let her. >> stephanie: yes. >> oh, m

. >> stop it perv.l. according to the associated press the britains who have been complaining for months about all of the inconveniences of the games are finally rallying around their city. they have been complaining for months over everything from inconvenient traffic patterns to too many tourists but now with mitt romney questioning whether the city is ready, the britains are coming together in favor of their own. it is likely an ohio thing, john boehner tells fox he is partial to ohio senator bob portman. he says he knows his way around d.c. and would be good for mitt romney. they sent 12 years together in the house. and rudy giuliani is rooting for marco rubio. he said he thinks rubio would be the best pick. speaking of tampa, the "new york times" reporting that tampa strip clubs are gearing up for the republican national convince in august. one plans to have a sarah palin look-alike headlining there at the end of next month. the trade association for strip clubs say republicans drop a lot more mone