i don't care what facebook says, this is a pervy moon. i was like this is the most pervy story of the day, and then louis c.k. said, "hold my penis." like, at this point, we're going to need a new oscar category this year: best actor whose movies we can't watch anymore. laugh and, you know, now they think about tall women in hollywood should win double oscars for acting like all the men were cool all along, every single one of them. ( cheers and applause ) like, it's getting to the point whenever i see a beloved celebrity's name trending on twitter i'm like, "oh, please tell me they're dead. please tell me they're dead. oh, damn it!" every day. let's move on. this week, president trump has been in asia, to reboot all the foreign policy he had already torched. and so far his trip has been should beful. he got on well with shinzo in japan he didn't start a war while visiting south korea. but now we are on to the main event, the country in asia that was one of trump's campaign main villains. it went number one, cooked hillary. number two, the