[applause] >> next we have pete dexter, he is of course national book award winner and he has written "spooner," about one man's exhaust inexhaustible patience with his stepson that he just doesn't understand. pete. [applause] >> the first note i got here is thanks to the booksellers. my publisher gave that to me. [laughter] i didn't know this was for booksellers on till she said that. [laughter] you know i don't want to thank you that much. we have six novels now and you sold 11 copies. but thanks. [laughter] i've been thinking, you know, somebody was reading to me the day after "spooner" comes out, who was that guy that wrote -- this guy can't write a line but the dingy code. [laughter] dan brown, he's coming out after i am and he's thinking if you have some extra covers. [laughter] i don't think -- put them in bibles. you know, not bible's somebody's going to take home and read the kind everybody puts and hotel rooms or swears on. i mean, you could stick "spooner" in there and nobody would know. [laughter] i would be so happy. [laughter] but what we have got here today is one of th