i it involved doing a little training with peter crouch.— with peter crouch. i got to see this!nderground nowhere to be seen. once i did it once, peter crouch took his credit and asked if i wanted him to take my turn and i said yes, please! back to the people who want to be prime minister. can i give you my theory about the conservative election campaign? go for it. this is based on very little evidence because this is the first full week, so this theory will probably be blown out of the water, i don't know, maybe as soon as tomorrow. but i'm wondering if the conservatives have looked at the modern way people consume politics and the news and have they potentially ditched the old school election thing of having a new thing every day — so different top line, as we would call it in journalism — and have they decided that you maybe need a couple of days for a policy idea to sink in? that's why today, they had a second day of talking about their national service policy rather than blitzing us with something new today. yeah, it's interesting. i wonder, is it because it's a bank holid