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"science bob" pflugfelder. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from linkin park.and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel!

"science bob" pflugfelder. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from linkin park.thout further ado, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thk

"science bob" pflugfelder. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from linkin park. now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. very nice. th

"science bob" pflugfelder. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from linkin park. now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. very nice.

and on thursday, johnny depp, science bob pflugfelder, and linkin park. hosting the oscars again next year. [ cheers and applause ] and it's true, i am. although it could be another hack by the north koreans. our first guest tonight is an actor, screenwriter, director, husband and, if the other characters on his show are to be believed, possibly god. he stars on the great show "the leftovers," watch it sundays at 9:00 on hbo. please welcome justin theroux. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ very good to see you. >> always good to see you. >> jimmy: sometimes i forget how handsome you are, then you walk up all dressed up, oh, yeah, that's right. >> not in t-shirts anymore. >> jimmy: congratulations to you, then you should say congratulations to me. >> yeah. >> jimmy: abc announced today we are producing a television show together. >> that's correct. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: explain a little bit about what the show is about. then if i have blanks to fill in. >> we had an idea, which was to take old sitcom scripts from the '70s, '80s, '90s. >> jimmy: which w

week, we have new shows with bryan cranston, ed helms, justin theroux, johnny depp, science bob pflugfelderdo experiments. paul george. and music from paramore, linkin park and snoop dogg. so please join us then. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and golden globe-nominated actor who trades light-saber for snow-shovel as the stussy brothers of north dakota in the third season of the great show, "fargo." >> you hear me? >> i'm dead? you got some nerve. >> this is your son. >> tell lashes the tape. >> i'm out of a job. >> she left me. >> oh, well. you know. should have done what was right when you had the chance. but when i'm done with you spiel be sponging you off the floor. >> yeah, you'll be in the poorhouse making soup out of your dirty socks. >> [ bleep ] you. >> jimmy: "fargo" airs wednesdays on fx, please say hello to ewan mcgregor. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? it's kind of funny. seeing you -- and i love the show by the way. it's fantastic. it just occurred to me you're saying f-u to yourself. >> i do that a little more often sometimes may

tomorrow, johnny depp will be here, science bob pflugfelder will join us, and we'll have music from linkinor all of that. >> jimmy: our first guest won so many emmys that they finally kicked him off of television for good he's an oscar-nominated movie star, with a new movie called "wakefield" that opens friday. please say hello to [ cheering and applause ] bryan cranston. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: bryan, really good to see you. >> good to see you, too. thank you. >> jimmy: i don't mean to put you on the spot. you're a guy, you grew up here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's a young woman in our audience tonight. >> oh, i heard. >> jimmy: a nurse. >> the one driving to san diego. >> jimmy: she is planning to drive to san diego to have a hamburger at a place called ho-dad's which i have never heard of, maybe it might be good. where should she have a hamburger in l.a. that would be better than driving to san diego? >> that's risky. i don't know. >> jimmy: i would say father's office is a good place. >> that's good. >> jimmy: the apple pan. >> that's old fashioned. been there 50, 60 years.