really, pheebs.e one worrying about saving for college or yelling at them when they're bad, you know or deciding to put them on ritalin when they just won't calm down. monica: you're going to be the one that they come to when they want to run away from home and the one they talk to about sex. you just get to be cool aunt phoebe. "cool aunt phoebe." ( mirthless chuckle ) i am pretty cool. oh. yeah, and you know what else? oh, my god, are they going to love you. they are going to love me. oh. thanks, you guys. honey. aww. again. oh, sweetie. mmm... thanks. oh! what? oh, god. what? just kidding. oh. what? ( screams ) oh, my god. gotcha again. you're so easy. if anything should happen to him... joey, the vet said it's a simple procedure. so? things could go wrong. you don't know. what if he doesn't make it? he will, joe. but what if he doesn't? he's such a good duck. ♪ ...and tell me ♪ when will our eyes meet? ♪ when can i touch you? ♪ when will this strong yearning end? ♪ ♪ and when will i hold you ♪ ag

so, uh, pheebs, honey how are those mood swings coming?ad any yet. ♪ so no one told you life was gonna be this way ♪ ♪ your job's a joke, you're broke ♪ ♪ your love life's d.o.a.