today he was arrested wearing a white wig, found him in the philippines, claiming he was phil donahue doing a week of shows in manila. speaking of phil donahue, have the shows he has done in russia been shown back here yet he went to russia and he finished taping a week of shows in the soviet union. and he did his usual hard-hitting shows in the first one he sticks his mic in lennon's face and he said you are stuck in this country, and they won't let you out. how do you feel? lennon is dead. [ laughter ] >> i like that. >> what? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> put up the sail and let's get out of here? [ laughter ] >> anyway, they -- the cultural shock didn't seem to bother donahue, he was able to find over there six transvestite dwarfs, you know. phil was really stretching for shows over there, for themes. with a granddaughters of carl and chico marx. [ laughter ] >> carl marx is dead too. [ laughter ] >> so is chico. [ laughter ] >> you like this, done you? you really like this? [ laughter ] >> anyway we have got a good show tonight. we really do. later on lateren evangelist, pat rober

he was hitting on the ladies in line for the donahue show, when he found out it was phil's annual transvestite fashion show. [ laughter ] right, kevin? and the one in the angora are sweater wasn't bad. [ laughter ] donahue likes to come out to los angeles once a year to do his show. after one hour of cruising bus stops on santa monica guests for a year. did you see pete rose on the donahue show yesterday? that was remarkable. and to make him presentable before the show, he was rushed to super cuts in an ambulance. [ laughter ] the guy knows a barbershop when he hears one. boy, you make up for last night. we had an audience in here last night. during the monologue, they were looking at me the way a bassett hound looks at a fly on a tv screen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it was a -- it was a nice group, but they were about one tree short of a hammock. [ laughter ] you know why you are in a good mood? it's november and it's 90 degrees out here. this is incredible. [ cheers and applause ] everybody -- everybody was headed for the beach. the cliffs were also headed for the beach. [ laughter ] a lands