as a teenager, i told people i admired ryan phillippe because of his performance in "gosford park." [aughter ] what i meant was, ryan phillippe's abs in "i know what you did last summer" made me wish i was the thing he did last summer. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here's george santos in drag. what? is that on his head? [ laughter ] that's a wig you buy to evade police. [ laughter ] they say he went by the name kitara ravash, which in portuguese means "slutty power rangers villain." [ laughter ] he's also a trailblazer, literally. here he is blazing a trail past reporters. with the help from, i believe, a cast member from "glee." [ laughter ] and his lies are so shockingly blatant. what kind of a psychotic banana brain would claim to have appeared on "hannah montana" and "the sweet life of zach and cody"? it's so brazen you almost have to admire it. so i applaud george santos, or anthony divulder or kitara rivage, whatever his name is, for breaking out of the neil patrick harris, pete buttigieg, gay goody two-shoes mold. not all gay people are good. some of us are awful. [ lau