he has the right to photograpapme at a public gathering. that legal? he sells that picture to some rag. next thing-- it's a "secret affair" with melissa mason. i wouldn't mind doing the babe but my girl might object. women... you can't live with them. you can't shoot them. funny line. steven wright, huh? so i'm a thief. nice. make yourselves at home. this place must cost $300 a night. oh, please, mr. woods, give me your autograph. i'll let you do anything you want to me. just trying to make you feel at home, jeremy. switching to boys? that will make a good story. jody kleinman, this is littlefield and... somebody. simon. right. jody's my agent. nice to meet you. put on sosothing decent. charity benefit at 8:00. pass. you can't pass, jeremy. it's a very good cause. are you my date? don't get excited. what would your girlfriend say? thank you very much. we won't need you anymore tonight. jeremy is on his best behavior when he's with me. you got a leash? ooh, i like this guy. are you an actor? no, thanks. that's too bad. you're very cute. acting, what a w