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so, of course, it's photoshop. it's funny. it's cute. it's clever. there's no crisis.o controversy. it's a clever idea. that's it. hitha: it's a bad photoshop. he should tattoo under armour on his arm. wouldn't it look better? melissa: i think the white stands out. although, everything tom brady does is wonderful. i take that back. thanks to both of you. tune in tonight for back-to-back episodes of "strange inheritance." jamie colby travels to pennsylvania where a man leaves behind a struggling theater. the story of a man who inherits rare letters written to their grandmother by a young jfk. that one was really cool. don't miss it. breaking news the us is sending warships to yemen to intercept iranian vessels carrying weapons to the houthi rebels. the us' theodore roosevelt is en route to beef up residents in the gulf of aden. an armada of seven to nine ships to yemen, iran is doing. us is worried that iran can spark a confrontation with saudi arabia. so much for cheap gas this summer. why those savings at the pump may be about to dry up. the last man to shoot a us pre
so, of course, it's photoshop. it's funny. it's cute. it's clever. there's no crisis.o controversy. it's a clever idea. that's it. hitha: it's a bad photoshop. he should tattoo under armour on his arm. wouldn't it look better? melissa: i think the white stands out. although, everything tom brady does is wonderful. i take that back. thanks to both of you. tune in tonight for back-to-back episodes of "strange inheritance." jamie colby travels to pennsylvania where a man leaves behind a...
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esto es una idea para reflejar la belleza, la magia del programa photoshop.
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esto es una idea para reflejar la belleza, la magia del programa photoshop.os se la juegan en una carrera y veamos quiÉn terminÓ preso!
esto es una idea para reflejar la belleza, la magia del programa photoshop.os se la juegan en una carrera y veamos quiÉn terminÓ preso!
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esto es una idea para reflejar la belleza, la magia del programa photoshop.r platicar. agustina: sÍ, katia, pero deja de quejarte tanto, ¿no? que si no ya no te voy a aguantar cuando lleguemos al cuarto semestre. bueno, si llegas, ¿no? katia: [rÍe] pues ojalÁ que para ese entonces yo haya encontrado a mi rey que me saque de estudiar porque la verdad yo estoy aquÍ mientras me caso, nada mÁs, eh. roberto: trato, trato hecho, eh. agustina: ¡roberto! ¿es neta? ¿te estÁs ligando a otra vieja en mi cara? roberto: agustina, mi amor no, es ella la que se me estaba resbalando, ¿quÉ
esto es una idea para reflejar la belleza, la magia del programa photoshop.r platicar. agustina: sÍ, katia, pero deja de quejarte tanto, ¿no? que si no ya no te voy a aguantar cuando lleguemos al cuarto semestre. bueno, si llegas, ¿no? katia: [rÍe] pues ojalÁ que para ese entonces yo haya encontrado a mi rey que me saque de estudiar porque la verdad yo estoy aquÍ mientras me caso, nada mÁs, eh. roberto: trato, trato hecho, eh. agustina: ¡roberto! ¿es neta? ¿te estÁs ligando a otra...
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bill: there people on the internet who say this photoshop.ists from all over the world. it is a real photo and it did happen. >> and employee arrested. allegations raising more concern. new york city mission society program is one of 14 sites to receive funding from new york state and new york city. altogether they received $13 million meant to hire former gang members to mentor troubled youth. >> corruption. i do not believe every organization is this way. >> last week we introduced you to show one who told us that these are former gang members employed at harlem snug but current gang members. >> we would see fights brawls outside of the office due to gang situations in the street. at the end of it we have a coworker getting shot. >> and outreach coordinator was arrested last week reportedly braiding and threatening to kill a former employee. >> dropped the ball. >> the reverend is an anti- violence activist in harlem who says these reports are not shocking. >> i think that it is shameful. if they would have dealt with this early on especial
bill: there people on the internet who say this photoshop.ists from all over the world. it is a real photo and it did happen. >> and employee arrested. allegations raising more concern. new york city mission society program is one of 14 sites to receive funding from new york state and new york city. altogether they received $13 million meant to hire former gang members to mentor troubled youth. >> corruption. i do not believe every organization is this way. >> last week we...
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. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i thought this was photoshopped in.mmy: that's the real deal. >> oh, yeah. that goat was, was uh -- eating my dress. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's show business right there. you actually -- we have a clip. >> we have a clip of it. watch this. yeah, look. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're trying to act like you're having fun there. >> yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you're sort of having fun. >> i got to tell you something. that is not the easiest goat i've ever worked with. >> jimmy: no, yeah, you've worked with a lot of goats. >> a lot. >> jimmy: that's show business. isn't that fun when you work with like a giant like llama or something? and just like -- >> it's just so -- and then you get used to it. it's like, "yeah, guys, clear the way, mona's coming in." oh, mona's the name of the goat by the way. >> jimmy: last time i saw you i presented you with an emmy award. >> which i very much appreciated, by the way. >> jimmy: i appreciated it. we all appreciate it. >> thank you. and i appreciated th
. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i thought this was photoshopped in.mmy: that's the real deal. >> oh, yeah. that goat was, was uh -- eating my dress. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's show business right there. you actually -- we have a clip. >> we have a clip of it. watch this. yeah, look. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're trying to act like you're having fun there. >> yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you're sort...
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>> or was that a >>> is it real or a photoshop?s what a lot of people are asking when they see this picture. it shows a bob cat with a shark in its mouth. a florida guy captured the image and wildlife experts say it is for real. they say it' ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- julia louis-dreyfus, scott eastwood musical guest flo rida
>> or was that a >>> is it real or a photoshop?s what a lot of people are asking when they see this picture. it shows a bob cat with a shark in its mouth. a florida guy captured the image and wildlife experts say it is for real. they say it' ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- julia louis-dreyfus, scott eastwood musical guest flo rida
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. >> reporter: i'm simply just holding him and then i go into photoshop and brush myself out. >> reporter allen's blog thousands of comments from other patients who appreciate this perfective. >> really trying toil straight how he hasn't placed limits on our family. people with down's syndrome have so much to offer the world. >> it might be a heard journey for him, but he can do anything he wants to do. he can fly. >> reporter: and when will flies, he lifts all of us with him. halle jackson, nbc news, paradise utah. >> will and his pop giving us all a lift to end the week. that's going to do it fours on this friday night. i'm lester holt. for all of us at nbc news, thank you for watching and good night. . >>> right now at 6:00 not much but it's on the move. a storm is pushing towards the bay area right now. thanks for joining us. i'm raj mathai. >> and i'm jessica aguirre. it sounds odd but it's really about to happen. rain in the bay area mid-april. showing you a live look at mendocino county as clouds and a few raindrops are starting to roll in. mayor honda looks at bad news about the d
. >> reporter: i'm simply just holding him and then i go into photoshop and brush myself out. >> reporter allen's blog thousands of comments from other patients who appreciate this perfective. >> really trying toil straight how he hasn't placed limits on our family. people with down's syndrome have so much to offer the world. >> it might be a heard journey for him, but he can do anything he wants to do. he can fly. >> reporter: and when will flies, he lifts all of...
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some suggests it's photoshop. >> this is four weeks ago, about bursting out of that dress. >> that was in los angeles for the human rights campaign gala. >>> it's been a while since we've seen the griswalds. >> it's been 32 years of silence. now we have a first look at the family photo of the next generation of the family. chevy chase is in theicsth installment of the franchise as grownup rusty played by ed helms helms, married to christina applegate, following in his father's footsteps taking his family back to the theme park. >> that trip to wally world back in 19 83 with the kids played by dana barren and anthony michael hall. michael hall. nearly half a million cars were stolen in 2012. but for every car stolen 34 people had their identities stolen. identity thieves can steal your money damage your credit and wreak havoc on your life. why risk it when you can help protect yourself from identity theft with one call to lifelock, a leader in identity theft protection? lifelock actively patrols your sensitive personal information helping to guard your social security number, your bank
some suggests it's photoshop. >> this is four weeks ago, about bursting out of that dress. >> that was in los angeles for the human rights campaign gala. >>> it's been a while since we've seen the griswalds. >> it's been 32 years of silence. now we have a first look at the family photo of the next generation of the family. chevy chase is in theicsth installment of the franchise as grownup rusty played by ed helms helms, married to christina applegate, following in his...
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the question upstairs is, is the picture photoshopped because he's sitting and his leg is directly coveringe junk thing. >> jon: he still has his junk? >> well, no not that part. the other part. ( laughter ) i would have cut that part off. >> jon: dana, dana that's not junk? ( laughter ) one man's trash. why didn't you bring jasper? you know we have many dogs in the office. you could have brought jasper, or or, are you nervous that when he gets around liberal dogs and realizes that-- that here at "the daily show" treats are distributed equitably? ( laughter ) then you have. ( cheers and applause ) we have redistribution of treats here. it is not a meritocracy. although, bad boys do not get treats. >> it's called america's dog, but it's not because i think he's best dog in america. it's because one night i was asked about this woman in hollywood who was really upset because all the paparazzi were taking pictures of her little dog and she thought that was wrong. she wanted that to change. he said "dana you're a monster, and you are known to go into a rage if somebody takes a picture of your d
the question upstairs is, is the picture photoshopped because he's sitting and his leg is directly coveringe junk thing. >> jon: he still has his junk? >> well, no not that part. the other part. ( laughter ) i would have cut that part off. >> jon: dana, dana that's not junk? ( laughter ) one man's trash. why didn't you bring jasper? you know we have many dogs in the office. you could have brought jasper, or or, are you nervous that when he gets around liberal dogs and realizes...
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parliament gave its backing to a law that touched up photographs to state they have indeed been photoshopped. while employing models too thin risks a hefty fine and six months in prison. according to those who supported these new laws, the idea is about bringing the general public back to reality with regard to body shapes and sizes. far nor now since i'm joined by antonio who is from the eating disorder research project, thank you very much indeed, for coming to see us. can i start by asking your organization's reaction to those laws proposed in the french parliament? antonio: we are deadly against because those laws not only tackle the problem of models and in general teens supermodels, they are part of a wide strategy from the french government to tackle eating disorders. especially online. one thing that is not mentioned is one of the amendments that was approved, one of the bills that was passed touches on the websites that are known as pro-ana website. ana means anorexia, so those websites are accused of glorifying anorexia. now, the problem is that those websites and those online comm
parliament gave its backing to a law that touched up photographs to state they have indeed been photoshopped. while employing models too thin risks a hefty fine and six months in prison. according to those who supported these new laws, the idea is about bringing the general public back to reality with regard to body shapes and sizes. far nor now since i'm joined by antonio who is from the eating disorder research project, thank you very much indeed, for coming to see us. can i start by asking...
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would be the toughest yet, even requiring magazines to disclose when a model is made thinner with photoshop. the measure goes to another vote next week. and soon the french runway could have a new, slightly fuller look. kelly cobiella, nbc news, london. >>> when "nightly news" continues on this saturday, how modern technology could hold the key for one of the world's oldest creatures now fighting for survival. >>> and later, a program that's bringing a dose of happiness to children in need of one. >>> they're among the world's most endangered species. rhinos are being killed by poachers in africa at an alarming rate. the black rhino in particular is facing the highest risk of extinction. but now a team of scientists here in the u.s. is exploring a new way to stop poachers in their tracks from the air. our chief environmental affairs correspondent anne thompson has our report. >> reporter: weighing up to 8,000 pounds, the powerful rhinoceros can trace its lineage back 55 million years. but preserving the rhino's future may depend on 21st century technology. drones, those unmanned aircraft. c
would be the toughest yet, even requiring magazines to disclose when a model is made thinner with photoshop. the measure goes to another vote next week. and soon the french runway could have a new, slightly fuller look. kelly cobiella, nbc news, london. >>> when "nightly news" continues on this saturday, how modern technology could hold the key for one of the world's oldest creatures now fighting for survival. >>> and later, a program that's bringing a dose of...
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would be the toughest yet, even requiring magazines to disclose when a model is made thinner with photoshop. the measure goes to another vote next week. and soon the french runway could have a new, slightly fuller look. kelly cobiella nbc news london. >>> when "nightly news" continues on this saturday, how modern technology could hold the key for one of the world's oldest creatures now fighting for survival. >>> and later, a program that's bringing a dose of happiness to children bring us your aching and sleep deprived. bring us those who want to feel well rested. aleve pm. the only one to combine a sleep aid... plus the 12 hour pain relieving strength of aleve. be a morning person again, with aleve pm. the pursuit of healthier. it begins from the second we're born. after all, healthier doesn't happen all by itself. it needs to be earned... every day... using wellness to keep away illness... and believing that a single life can be made better by millions of others. healthier takes somebody who can power modern health care... by connecting every single part of it. for as the world keeps on s
would be the toughest yet, even requiring magazines to disclose when a model is made thinner with photoshop. the measure goes to another vote next week. and soon the french runway could have a new, slightly fuller look. kelly cobiella nbc news london. >>> when "nightly news" continues on this saturday, how modern technology could hold the key for one of the world's oldest creatures now fighting for survival. >>> and later, a program that's bringing a dose of...
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borja: a lo mejor esto es algo con algÚn retoque de photoshop pero esta imagen estÁ viral.lle le respondiÓ. (hablan en inglÉs) borja: tras pedirle a su equipo que le dieran un micrÓfono a la ninja _niÑa le dieron un micrÓfono a la niÑa para que todos pudieran escuchar en el lugar y todos. _ se dieron un fuerte abrazo. barbara: le ha inocencia de la ninja. a quiÉn se le ocurre preguntarle a la primera dama cuantos aÑos tiene? borja: bÁrbara dÉjame decirte que muchas personas en arresto se les estÁn opinando que el rojo te sienta muy bien. barbara: muchas gracias borja. (risas) ..................... ................... ............. imagen inundo los canales de television, cuando una columna de gases y material incandescente puso a temblar a dos paises vecinos!! las cenizas de un volcan cruzaron fronteras y le diremos quienes son los mas afectados!! confiesa eva longoria que le gusta coser y que aprendio a hacerlo cuando no tenia dinero!! ella acaba de lanzar una coleccion que demuestra que le fascina el hogar!! lo veran al regresar, en primer buenas tardes, hoy a las seis...
borja: a lo mejor esto es algo con algÚn retoque de photoshop pero esta imagen estÁ viral.lle le respondiÓ. (hablan en inglÉs) borja: tras pedirle a su equipo que le dieran un micrÓfono a la ninja _niÑa le dieron un micrÓfono a la niÑa para que todos pudieran escuchar en el lugar y todos. _ se dieron un fuerte abrazo. barbara: le ha inocencia de la ninja. a quiÉn se le ocurre preguntarle a la primera dama cuantos aÑos tiene? borja: bÁrbara dÉjame decirte que muchas personas en...
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. >> but i took the of man bun to photoshop it just does not work. >> i can't totally see it. >> my hairmore like seals and it is purely. >> it is defined by celebrities they are sick of getting laid all the time. [laughter] and to have the hipster with the man bun you cannot even fight bacteria feed knows the clock -- tyco -- tie condo. kennedy: with a mustache? >> he has paid 100 pounds. >> maybe it is more difficult than it was. >> to read knowledge the nonprofit group that we make mistakes. id to take steps that they don't happen again in the future. how long will you defend the clinton foundation? >> i never have. take that back. i cannot believe how sloppy they are. >> it is it just about accounting. >> is a way of life. she takes it to the foundation did is not the campaign let me blade chelsea or bill. kennedy: that is that great idea if only she had someone to kick it over to but it is that same pattern of behavior. let's pretend that independent voters cannot stand the clintons and democrats love them but they try to decide the next contest you cannot argue with that. doesn't i
. >> but i took the of man bun to photoshop it just does not work. >> i can't totally see it. >> my hairmore like seals and it is purely. >> it is defined by celebrities they are sick of getting laid all the time. [laughter] and to have the hipster with the man bun you cannot even fight bacteria feed knows the clock -- tyco -- tie condo. kennedy: with a mustache? >> he has paid 100 pounds. >> maybe it is more difficult than it was. >> to read knowledge...
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. >> it is mine and this photographer's decision to photoshop your shirt because some people may find it offensive. >> many of the time i have sign you battling incoherently. >> i am against equality and places of higher learning. you know what is annoying is there is an ego now. she thengs she is a feminist icon. you have 13 wear a t-shirt take it down. >> higher graining -- higher training -- >> it depends on where you end. >> the ceiling is lower. you are con constantly fighting for hero equality. >> she was horrified. the school was wrong though. they were wrong. first of all and i will say of a feminist internet they had to know this would be a big thing. and if a 13-year-old girl is a girl that will wear a feminist shirt she definitely has to be loudly upset. come on. it will make her grow up worse than she was already. >>> andy, this is the first time you have had a weird thing with the breast cod and it is after the fact. no logos or pictures for picture day. >> what is controversial about the word feminist? you candice agree and you can think it is awful. it is not a controve
. >> it is mine and this photographer's decision to photoshop your shirt because some people may find it offensive. >> many of the time i have sign you battling incoherently. >> i am against equality and places of higher learning. you know what is annoying is there is an ego now. she thengs she is a feminist icon. you have 13 wear a t-shirt take it down. >> higher graining -- higher training -- >> it depends on where you end. >> the ceiling is lower. you are...
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anyone can photoshop a driver's license to have that picture but at the same time it's funnier if it>> i'm going to get another one. >> did these two filmmakers really pull it off? are the licenses on the video real? >> it's a hard "real or fake" one. nowadays, the dmv, getting a government-issued i.d. isn't going to be so easy. >> apparently, at least in this case, it is. the video and the licenses are all real. but when we spoke to will and >> i like to think of myself as for the moment this is my true i can't help being me. >> they showed up to our interview dressed in garbage attention. people. question? lost in myself. the more we wondered, was the we went to their website where they wrote about sitting for an our questions as art fashion the first television interviews will and dave did when the media to the dmv and try to get a from there it escalated. dave went a couple of times and >> this one, this will be the >> dave got away with painting you know, it was hilarious but n people are at me strange. >> we were definitely surprised, every time when we walked out, we were comp
anyone can photoshop a driver's license to have that picture but at the same time it's funnier if it>> i'm going to get another one. >> did these two filmmakers really pull it off? are the licenses on the video real? >> it's a hard "real or fake" one. nowadays, the dmv, getting a government-issued i.d. isn't going to be so easy. >> apparently, at least in this case, it is. the video and the licenses are all real. but when we spoke to will and >> i like to...
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. >> omaha simply just holding him and then i go into photoshop and brush myself out. >> on allen's blogments from thousands of parents who appreciate this perspective. >> i really tried to illustrate how he hasn't placed limits on our family. people with down syndrome have so much to offer the world. >> it might be a harder journey for him, but he can do anything he wanted to do. he can fly. >> reporter: and when will flies, he lifts all of us with him. hallie jackson, nbc news paradise utah. >> love it. >> yes. >> so cute. >> so precious. i could look at those pictures all day long. >> you can. >> that's right. >> thanks so much for joining us everybody. that's it for news4 today. we'll be back in 25 minutes with a local news update. >> and we hope you join us again. we'll be back here at 8:30 for another 90 minutes of news and >>> good morning. breaking overnight. disaster in nepal. a magnitude 7.9 earthquake strikes the mountain nation. hundreds feared dead. homes levelled. buildings toppled. the scope of the damage still not clear. while at mt. everest, reports of camps swept away i
. >> omaha simply just holding him and then i go into photoshop and brush myself out. >> on allen's blogments from thousands of parents who appreciate this perspective. >> i really tried to illustrate how he hasn't placed limits on our family. people with down syndrome have so much to offer the world. >> it might be a harder journey for him, but he can do anything he wanted to do. he can fly. >> reporter: and when will flies, he lifts all of us with him. hallie...
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put his head on a woman's body and then photoshopped makeup on to his face.ot an actual picture that bruce jenner posed for. how do you think this interview changes the tone of at least the tabloid coverage? and for how long does it last? >> i think that bruce started off the interview in a brilliant way. he really was laughing about this. he said it's kind of funny, you look at me you guys have known me all these years as this macho guy. and here i am at 65 years old, deciding i want to be a woman. i think the media will ultimately focus what they want to focus on. we'll see how it plays out. he has an upcoming edocu-series coming out in july. we'll see him going through the process of becoming an actual woman. i think the fact that he's being honest and he's letting it all out there, the media is going to kind of back off now hopefully and let him live his life the way he wants to. >> there's been a lot of positive response on social media as well. chris witherspoon, thank you so much for joining us. >>> late they are hour we'll talk to bruce jenner's forme
put his head on a woman's body and then photoshopped makeup on to his face.ot an actual picture that bruce jenner posed for. how do you think this interview changes the tone of at least the tabloid coverage? and for how long does it last? >> i think that bruce started off the interview in a brilliant way. he really was laughing about this. he said it's kind of funny, you look at me you guys have known me all these years as this macho guy. and here i am at 65 years old, deciding i want to...
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for example, in my race, my opponent deriders photoshopped sexual images with my head on it . to view the ads as highly sexualized rather than a highly competent state leader. there were also suggestions that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. instead, attention was diverted from a achievement. i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also juggling responsibilities of caring for my young family. i was to be revile for self-improvement at the expense of doing my full-time to child rearing. >> you can see that entire event with wendy davis tonight at 8:00 eastern on c-span. on the next washington journal eric of the washington institute for near east policy talks about the arab league halt to counter -- called to counter extremism and political instability in the middle east. cq roll call reporter joins us. we talk about nations that currently have nuclear weapons and how they are monitored. we will also take your phone calls and look for your comments on facebook and twitter. beginning live at 7:00 a.m. eastern on c-span. chica
for example, in my race, my opponent deriders photoshopped sexual images with my head on it . to view the ads as highly sexualized rather than a highly competent state leader. there were also suggestions that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. instead, attention was diverted from a achievement. i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also juggling responsibilities of caring for my young family. i was to be revile for self-improvement at the...
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that last picture, it's photoshopped. [ laughter ] i know you think that it looks really like a realnah-ah. computers. this is interesting to me. the cdc is advising that ebola survivors should abstain from sex. and if you're having trouble abstaining from sex, a little trick you could use is telling people you had ebola. [ laughter ] and that should just take it off the table. [ applause ] sex would be off the table at that point. an off-duty police officer in florida was caught with cocaine last week and said during the arrest, "the crack isn't for me. it's for my wife." and you thought it was embarrassing when your wife sent you out for tampons. [ laughter ] i need you to pick up my crack. [ laughter ] a new study finds that babies, you guys, babies experience pain in the same way that adults do. which explains that baby i saw last night drinking alone at a bar. [ light laughter ] [ audience aws ] just had a hard day. crawled over to the jukebox. put on some smiths. it was a sad baby. and finally, prostitutes from nevada's famous brothel, the moonlight bunny ranch, have launched a
that last picture, it's photoshopped. [ laughter ] i know you think that it looks really like a realnah-ah. computers. this is interesting to me. the cdc is advising that ebola survivors should abstain from sex. and if you're having trouble abstaining from sex, a little trick you could use is telling people you had ebola. [ laughter ] and that should just take it off the table. [ applause ] sex would be off the table at that point. an off-duty police officer in florida was caught with cocaine...
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>> i think they must have photoshopped his mouth. >> no, i don't know. >> really?t have one of those like mouthpieces or something like that. >> i can hear the sinister cackle right now. for sure. you know, he gets so into character. i can't wait to see his performance. of course, jared isn't the only to tackle this iconic role. jack nicholson and heath ledger each lent a different flair to the character. jared has given it a modern day twist. you can look for the movie in august of 2016. >>> besides jared leto another actor making an incredible transformation on his latest film is johnny dep. he's also playing a rather terrifying character, the notorious boston gangster whitey bulger. >> nice. >> in a scene from this brand-new trailer he's wondering why in the world the man sitting across from him offered up his family recipe so easily. take a look, guys. it's intense. >> you spilled the secret family recipe today. maybe you spill a little something about me tomorrow. hmm. >> ooh. "black mass" hits theaters in september. that is one i look forward to. >> dan is re
>> i think they must have photoshopped his mouth. >> no, i don't know. >> really?t have one of those like mouthpieces or something like that. >> i can hear the sinister cackle right now. for sure. you know, he gets so into character. i can't wait to see his performance. of course, jared isn't the only to tackle this iconic role. jack nicholson and heath ledger each lent a different flair to the character. jared has given it a modern day twist. you can look for the movie...
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doug: it's been seen before and it wasn't photoshopped, it was real.a very rare and unique combination of atmospherics to be able to get that at that point in time. maybe there are four pots, i don't know. jackpot! scott: i got to get to new york. see you later. doug: we're in fine shape tonight. we have sunshine. temperatures in 70's at spots. take you to the time lapse. beautiful morning. it has been a gorgeous day and we'll continue to see partly cloudy skies and even clearing at times. more clouds moving and north and west of metro washington maybe a sprinkle. this is just gorgeous out there. look at that. delightful weather with temperatures in the 60's and 730 degrees. it's 60 degrees at southern frederick county, maryland. and the winds diminishing just a little bit. that's the expectation tonight lighter winds. 70 right now at reagan national airport. 69 at fredricksburg. 65 at baltimore and 66 degrees in annapolis. pollen, a big story today. this is not going to come as a news alert for the fellow allergy sufferers here. very high range, highe
doug: it's been seen before and it wasn't photoshopped, it was real.a very rare and unique combination of atmospherics to be able to get that at that point in time. maybe there are four pots, i don't know. jackpot! scott: i got to get to new york. see you later. doug: we're in fine shape tonight. we have sunshine. temperatures in 70's at spots. take you to the time lapse. beautiful morning. it has been a gorgeous day and we'll continue to see partly cloudy skies and even clearing at times. more...
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for example in my race, my , opponent derided me using photoshopped images in sexually explicit ways to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as a potential state leader. there were also questions raised about my bona fide use of my -- motherhood when i went to law school. is that of focusing on my achievements, i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also juggling the responsibilities of caring for my young family, i was to be reviled for not giving my full-time to child rearing. and there were the abortion barbie postings in social media and the abortion barbie posters around los angeles when i attended a fundraiser there, showing my head on top of a barbie doll with a plastic baby taped onto my uterus with a pair of scissors behind me. these images and critiques were meant to invite voters to believe that i should be viewed not as a potential state leader, but as a highly sexualized woman, and one who is a traitor to traditional roles as a woman. this is strategic and flagrant and i am not the first female candidate
for example in my race, my , opponent derided me using photoshopped images in sexually explicit ways to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as a potential state leader. there were also questions raised about my bona fide use of my -- motherhood when i went to law school. is that of focusing on my achievements, i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also juggling the responsibilities of caring for my young family, i was to be...
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. >> an ohio middle school photoshoped a teen girl's shirt saying the f word would be deemed offensivesue that f word was feminist. >> and meteorologist cecily tynan back with that full accuweather forecast. more on the severe weather coming in tonight when "action news" at 4:00 continues next. [ female announcer ] business travel isn't just about the going. it's also about the going home. and being connected all along the way. whether you're working or recharging do business travel on your terms. acela. take off. >> ♪♪ >> a young boy is being hailed a hero for managing to stay calm while calling 911 and leading firefighters to save him and his sister. >> we're going die. >> please don't say that. >> that is the sound of 13-year-old marcus mccoy and his nine-year-old sister aliyah. they were trapped in the second floor of their bedroom of their home in clinton maryland, yesterday after it caught fire. marcus stayed on the phone with the dispatcher and helped them direct firefighters to their location inside that burning house. >> i need you to tell me if the firefighters come to the fr
. >> an ohio middle school photoshoped a teen girl's shirt saying the f word would be deemed offensivesue that f word was feminist. >> and meteorologist cecily tynan back with that full accuweather forecast. more on the severe weather coming in tonight when "action news" at 4:00 continues next. [ female announcer ] business travel isn't just about the going. it's also about the going home. and being connected all along the way. whether you're working or recharging do...
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for example, my opponent's supporters used photoshop sexual images with my face or my head on them in order to invite a response from potential voters, to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and confident of the potential state leaders. there were also questions raised about my suggestion that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. so doing attention was diverted from my achievement and i have no longer been applauded by also juggling the response abilities of caring for my young family. as to the reviled, for self-improvement at the expense of giving my full time to child-rearing. for writing this land is your land but very much more than that. born in 1912 in oklahoma and so we are very proud to have his work back in oklahoma where we think it belongs. he was an advocate for people who were disenfranchised and for people that were migrant workers from oklahoma, kansas and texas. they would find themselves in california literally starving. and he saw a difference between the two for the haves and have-nots and became the spokesman through the music. >> sh
for example, my opponent's supporters used photoshop sexual images with my face or my head on them in order to invite a response from potential voters, to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and confident of the potential state leaders. there were also questions raised about my suggestion that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. so doing attention was diverted from my achievement and i have no longer been applauded by also juggling the response abilities of...
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for example, my opponents derided me, using photoshop images inviting a response from potential voters to review be as highly sexualized, rather than intelligent and competent of a potential state it appeared there were also questions raised about my mother qualities, that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. so attention was diverted for my achievements. i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors, while also juggling the responsibilities of caring for my young family. i was to be reviled for self-improvement at the expense of giving my full time to childbearing. >> wendy davis on women in politics tomorrow night at 8:00 eastern here on c-span. >> this weekend, the c-span cities tour will learn about the history and literary life of tulsa, oklahoma. >> this is the most famous phrase writing of "this land is your land," but he was much more than that. we are very proud to have his work back in oklahoma, where we think it belongs. he was an advocate for people who were this and franchised. for those people who were migrant workers from oklahoma, k
for example, my opponents derided me, using photoshop images inviting a response from potential voters to review be as highly sexualized, rather than intelligent and competent of a potential state it appeared there were also questions raised about my mother qualities, that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. so attention was diverted for my achievements. i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors, while also juggling the responsibilities of caring for...
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for example in my race my opponents supporters derided me using photoshopped sexual images with my face or head on them in order to invite response from potential voters to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as potential state leader. there were questions raised about my bonefides as a mother, with suggestions that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. in so doing attention was diverted from my achievements. i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also juggling the responsiblities of caring for my young family. i was to be reviled for self-improvement at the expense of giving my full time to child rearing. there were abortion barbash by posting from the media. in l.a. when i host ad fund-raiser, my head on top of a barbie doll and plastic uterus and a pair of scissors beside me. these are images meant to invite voters to believe i should not be viewed as potential state leader but as highly sexualized woman and one as a traitor to traditional rolls roles of women as that. this was strategic and it was flagr
for example in my race my opponents supporters derided me using photoshopped sexual images with my face or head on them in order to invite response from potential voters to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as potential state leader. there were questions raised about my bonefides as a mother, with suggestions that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. in so doing attention was diverted from my achievements. i was no longer to be applauded for...
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for example, in my race, my opponent supporters derided me using photoshop sexual images of my face or head on them in order to elicit a response, to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and confident as a potential state leader. there are also questions raised about my status as a mother, suggesting that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. this is how attention was diverted for my achievement. i was no longer to be a prodded her graduating loss -- applauded for graduating law school, i was to be reviled for self-improvement at the expense of giving my full-time to child rearing. as we watch and celebrate lgbt advances, with more states moving to marriage equality, as we witness discriminatory policies like doughnuts don't tell being repealed -- don't ask don't tell being repealed, gender politics is to be taking a step backward. women face an onslaught of legislation that threatens reproductive freedoms and access to abortion. we occupy 56 prevent -- even though we only make up 49% of the workforce. governors are vetoing fair pay laws if they ever make i
for example, in my race, my opponent supporters derided me using photoshop sexual images of my face or head on them in order to elicit a response, to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and confident as a potential state leader. there are also questions raised about my status as a mother, suggesting that i abandoned my children when i went to law school. this is how attention was diverted for my achievement. i was no longer to be a prodded her graduating loss -- applauded for...
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showcased women of all sizes and just last year intimate apparel line aerie got real when they stopped photoshoppingting "lane bryant's #imnoangel is sexy in all the right ways. women and teen girls need campaigns like this to combat negative body images. other posting self-loving photos to instagram sharing why they are no angel but not everyone is on board. one person writing what about girls who naturally look like an angel? >> this campaign is something everyone can relate to. it's very much about making beauty and sexy approachable and embraceable. >> yes, i happe be you know a size 22 but i'm sexy. >> reporter: body positive activist tess holiday says it's time to redesign what beauty means. >> we've grown up in an era of victoria's secret and maxim and always the same type of woman and just to see an ad with different sizes is totally refreshing. >> it's something that looks like this. >> reporter: the campaign showing whatever your this is is beautiful. although lane bryant's clothing targets women sizes 1 and up, this campaign is stirring up a social media frenzy amongst women of all sizes.
showcased women of all sizes and just last year intimate apparel line aerie got real when they stopped photoshoppingting "lane bryant's #imnoangel is sexy in all the right ways. women and teen girls need campaigns like this to combat negative body images. other posting self-loving photos to instagram sharing why they are no angel but not everyone is on board. one person writing what about girls who naturally look like an angel? >> this campaign is something everyone can relate to....
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. >> reporter: is a very entertaining the county does a lot of photoshop being. >> gary radnich: hisg this ought to get fit for and bought gas he has people for that. >> reporter: snot so funny on april fool's is to weed out that you were caught drunk driving on seahawks linebacker bruce irving tweedy that he got caught with the de you like and then it was disposed been an april fool's, april fool's plant prank i want to apologize for the drug driving it wasn't a joke. >> gary radnich: anytime you would drunk driving in their that is the bad ideas. >> reporter: karen rogers is gonna be doing something funny just pick celebrity jeopardy. the play jeopardy in the living room in rogers aaron rodgers.. karen rogers was going to be a lawyer. hear some of the words that he said the lead to the final four antiestablishment i can you say the so i don't know what all of a mean little on some of of the prominent t- shirt which is very funny and this is wisconsin basketball player nigel days. the mss and you cannot sell the search no likeness of the player >> gary radnich: everybody wants to pr
. >> reporter: is a very entertaining the county does a lot of photoshop being. >> gary radnich: hisg this ought to get fit for and bought gas he has people for that. >> reporter: snot so funny on april fool's is to weed out that you were caught drunk driving on seahawks linebacker bruce irving tweedy that he got caught with the de you like and then it was disposed been an april fool's, april fool's plant prank i want to apologize for the drug driving it wasn't a joke....
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the family the father was killed in an accident in july and a mother and son photo was taken she photoshopoto is then on facebook in shared by thousands sense. as we head into this holiday weekend were celebrating passover or easters' could be partly cloudy and sunday we do expect scott scattered showers but nothing too big but the rain will continue on into the next work week and has set for today and joined the next broadcast at 5:00 between now and then you can stay connected with the mobile application on kron 4 at kron4.com ookse cholate w haa crunch.brkside cruny clters - crpy multi-gins and sweefruiflaved piecesdied in richark ocolate. diover brookside cruny clters. >> announcer: today on an all-new "dr. phil." she found flirty e-mails and much more. >> glitter lip gloss. >> announcer: is her husband a cheater? >> dr. phil: if you think he was in bed with a woman and never laid a glove on her. >> i don't believe that. >> announcer: he says he's been faithful. >> dr. phil: you seem smug about this. >> announcer: she says he full of it. >> dr. phil: you seem to know you've been violat
the family the father was killed in an accident in july and a mother and son photo was taken she photoshopoto is then on facebook in shared by thousands sense. as we head into this holiday weekend were celebrating passover or easters' could be partly cloudy and sunday we do expect scott scattered showers but nothing too big but the rain will continue on into the next work week and has set for today and joined the next broadcast at 5:00 between now and then you can stay connected with the mobile...
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for example, in my race, my opponent derided me using photoshopped images in sexually explicit ways to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as a potential state leader. there were also questions raised about my bona fide use of my motherhood when i went to law school. is that of focusing on my achievements, i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also juggling the responsibilities of caring for my young family, i was to be reviled for not giving my full-time to child rearing. and there were the abortion rb postings in social media and the abortion barbie posters around los angeles when i attended a fundraiser there, showing my head on top of a party doll with a plastic baby taped onto my uterus with a pair of scissors behind me. this invites voters to believe that i should be viewed not as a potential state leader, but as a highly sexualized woman, and one who is a traitor to traditional roles as a woman. this is strategic and flagrant and i am not the first female candidate to experience this and i certainly will not ne
for example, in my race, my opponent derided me using photoshopped images in sexually explicit ways to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as a potential state leader. there were also questions raised about my bona fide use of my motherhood when i went to law school. is that of focusing on my achievements, i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also juggling the responsibilities of caring for my young family, i was to be...
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for example, in my race my opponent's supporters using photoshop images with my face or head ahmed in order to an item response from potential voters to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as a potential state leader. there also customs raised about my bona fide matter and suggestions that i abandoned children when i went to law school. in so doing attention was diverted from my achievement. i was no longer to be applauded for graduated moscow honors while also juggling responsibilities of caring for my young families. i was to be reviled for self-improvement at the expense of giving my full time to child rearing. there were the abortion and social media and abortion barbie posters around l.a. when i attended a fundraiser there showing my head on top of a barbie doll with my and a pair besides me. these are images and critiques meant to indict voters to believe that i should be viewed not as a potential state leader, but as a highly sexualized woman and one who was a traitor to traditional roles of women at that. as for strategic and flagrant and i am no
for example, in my race my opponent's supporters using photoshop images with my face or head ahmed in order to an item response from potential voters to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as a potential state leader. there also customs raised about my bona fide matter and suggestions that i abandoned children when i went to law school. in so doing attention was diverted from my achievement. i was no longer to be applauded for graduated moscow honors while also...
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for example, in my race, my opponent's supporters derided me using photoshop sexual images in order to invite a response to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as a potential state leader. there were also questions raised about my bona fide qualifications as a mother with the suggestions i abandoned my children when i went to law school. attention was diverted from my achievements. i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also juggling the of caring for my young family. i was to be reviled for self-improvement at the expense of getting my full-time to child-rearing. >> former texas state senator and gubernatorial candidate wendy davis, tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. eastern on c-span. >> been in to his nation, iranian president hassan rouhani reiterated that iran would fulfill its promises in the nuclear agreement. here are his remarks. it is about 20 minutes. president rouhani: in the name of god, salutations to the prophet of islam and his household. salutations, and peace be upon them. we are going through the occasion m
for example, in my race, my opponent's supporters derided me using photoshop sexual images in order to invite a response to view me as highly sexualized rather than intelligent and competent as a potential state leader. there were also questions raised about my bona fide qualifications as a mother with the suggestions i abandoned my children when i went to law school. attention was diverted from my achievements. i was no longer to be applauded for graduating law school with honors while also...
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would be the toughest yet, even requiring magazines to disclose when a model is made thinner with photoshop it could be law by the end of the year. >> okay we'll see if it sticks. thanks so much kelly cobiella in london. >>> it is the prelude to what is probably the most critical chapter in the boston bombing case, that's next. and now telcos using hp big data solutions are feeling the love, too. by offering things like on-the-spot data upgrades an idea that reduced overcharge complaints by 98%. no matter how fast your business needs to adapt if hp big data solutions can keep wireless customers smiling, imagine what they can do for yours. make it matter. okay, listen up! i'm re-workin' the menu. mayo? corn dogs? you are so outta here! aah! [ female announcer ] the complete balanced nutrition of great-tasting ensure. 24 vitamins and minerals antioxidants and 9 grams of protein. [ bottle ] ensure®. nutrition in charge™. congratulations. you're down with crestor. yes! when diet and exercise aren't enough, adding crestor lowers bad cholesterol up to 55%. crestor is not for people with liver dis
would be the toughest yet, even requiring magazines to disclose when a model is made thinner with photoshop it could be law by the end of the year. >> okay we'll see if it sticks. thanks so much kelly cobiella in london. >>> it is the prelude to what is probably the most critical chapter in the boston bombing case, that's next. and now telcos using hp big data solutions are feeling the love, too. by offering things like on-the-spot data upgrades an idea that reduced overcharge...
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sufre de la calvicie como yo, hay soluciÓn con el doctor, anita,¿quÉ hace'' ana: me estoy haciendo photoshopartiÓ. galilea: me encantarÍa, ¿quÉ le pediste a santa? una hermana, Él quiere la hermana, y ahora mateo, de hecho es el que me pide de quÉ quieren los cumpleaÑos, y se la pasÓ increÍble con los compaÑeros de la escuela, gracias a dios festejando tres aÑos, de verdad que han sido los mejores de mi vida. bueno, he visto una parte de la dinÁmica, pero ese domingo arrancamos 8:30 de la noche, con "me pongo de pie", y va a ser un programa muy bonito, muy familiar, muy emotivo, y con mucho talento, para que no se lo pierdan, va a estar muy padre. llorar diciendo conozco - a christian lo conozco desde hace mucho, es muy divertido. johnny: es una competencia de padres e hijos, maravilloso. por otro lado, la actriz jacqueline bracamontes aclara los rumores sobre la supuesta riÑa que tenÍa con sofía mÉndez. >> yo no me voy a molestar, quiero mucho a lucÍa mÉndez, la estimo muchÍsimo, y no me importa si le dan premio a ella o no. yo no mencionÉ nada, inventan cosas, que quieren contrapuntear a l
sufre de la calvicie como yo, hay soluciÓn con el doctor, anita,¿quÉ hace'' ana: me estoy haciendo photoshopartiÓ. galilea: me encantarÍa, ¿quÉ le pediste a santa? una hermana, Él quiere la hermana, y ahora mateo, de hecho es el que me pide de quÉ quieren los cumpleaÑos, y se la pasÓ increÍble con los compaÑeros de la escuela, gracias a dios festejando tres aÑos, de verdad que han sido los mejores de mi vida. bueno, he visto una parte de la dinÁmica, pero ese domingo arrancamos...