( laughter ) ( applause ) ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) >> stephen: are theyone yet? ( laughter ) ryan also slammed the obamacare mandate that everyone have insurance. >> the mandates are arrogant and paternalistic. >> stephen: yeah, telling people what to do is arrogant and paternalistic. by the way, ladies-- no planned parenthood for you. and paul ryan explained just where obamacare went wrong. >> the whole idea of obamacare is the people in the blue side pay for the people on the red side. the people who are healthy pay for the people who are sick. >> stephen: you just described how insurance works. ( laughter ) that is literally the definition of insurance! ( cheers and applause ) it's how everything works! "the problem with this casino is that the people who are losing are funding the people who are winning. it's time to have a casino where every single time you play the slots, it's a jackpot!" of course, one thing trump is willing to put his name on is accusations that president obama illegally tapped his phones. trump demanded that congress investigate

i had to learn the piano. >> jimmy: you didn't know how to play piano? >> no! and that's why i go, "oh, that's perfect." it's just -- >> no. in the movie, they don't dub me, so it's really me. i mean, you understand that because you play the piano. you know it's a lot of work. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: james doesn't really -- play the piano. [ laughter ] i mean, he's here and he sits behind the piano, but -- [ laughter ] look how happy he is. he's having the best time, man. [ laughter ] but you learned how to play because that's, like, tricky songs you're playing. >> yeah. normally, when they -- you know, you have to learn the piano, you're learning like "three blind mice" and "twinkle twinkle little star." >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm playing beethoven and bach and chopin. >> jimmy: gosh. >> so, yeah. >> jimmy: how fun is that? now you know how to play. >> i forgot it all. >> jimmy: you what? [ laughter ] >> yes, i have to go, like, just sit with the piano and, like, spend, like, another month, and then i'll remember it. >> jimmy: yeah, you know, people say never

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( piano riff ) well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "late show."'m your host stephen colbert. i hope everyone is staying safe and warm tonight because we're expecting a blizzard with up to 18 inches of snow from what the weather channel has dubbed "winter storm stella." for the latest on the storm, let's go to the weather channel's jim cantore. >> stella! >> stephen: thanks, jim. you stay safe out there. ( laughter ) you think he would be wearing a winter coat. surprising he's dressed that way. quick reminder -- the weather channel has no authority to name anything. they are not part of the government. in fact, i have as much authority to name things as they do, so, because we're expecting 18 inches of snow, even though it was 60 degrees last week, i'm calling it "winter storm: crazy balls." ( suspenseful music ) ( cheers and applause ) yeah, much more likely. >> jon: pretty crazy. >> stephen: speaking of crazy balls -- the gop's health care plan came out last week and, so far, it's popular with everyone... except doctors, hospitals, the insurance

if the piano's owners or their heirs can't be found, the gold will be given to the piano's current owners. exact value of the coins minted in the mid-19th and early 20th centuries has not been released but officials say it will be a life changing sumg of money. >> who knew that the end of the rainbow existed inside of that piano? >> that's why b flat couldn't be hit. >> we're coming back with another full 90 minutes of news, including three bay area counties getting new federal money now to fix damage suffered in our recent storms. >>> and one of the worst commutes in the east bay getting a bit better. the reason drivers between dublin and livermore are brea e dublin and livermore are brea e breathing a big sigh >>> 5:30 on the dot and welcome to friday, march 17. i'm natasha zouves. >> and i'm cornell barnard. reggie and jessica are off today. who makes the coffee around here? >> the machine upstairs. do you need some? >> always. >> i'll be right back after this. oh, hi. there you go. live doppler 7, it is quiet outside. good morning, everybody. yes, it is early. thanks for being with us

if the piano's owners or their heirs cannot be found, the gold will be given to the piano's current ownerse of the koints micoi in the mid 19th and early 20th centuries has not been released but officials say it would be a life changing sum of money. >> you can imagine? honey this doesn't sound right, singing a happy tune now. >> i sort of remember spencer christian with a piano way back when. >> that was one of my high school days. >> oh, sure. >> we have mostly su lly sunny . overnight hours the same sky conditions, possible a patch or two of light fog around the area. low temperatures will be generally in the upper 40s. tomorrow st. patrick's day a look at our st. patrick's day planner, the sun will rise at 7:17 a.m. under mainly clear skies with just a few clouds around and that will be the pattern throughout the day, mostly sunny with a few high clouds passing by, it will be mild by noon with most locations around the bay area from coast to inland seeing high temperature, not high temperatures but midday temperatures in the 60s, and then by late afternoon we'll see mid-70s in many inl

. >>> the hunt is on for a piano playing pooch who has gone missing from a florida home. >> the churchs ashes on ash wednesday. we'll tell you what it meant and why it made some upset. >> the owners of this dog that plays piano are desperately trying to find their pet. he went missing after a house guest left the door open. finnegan is his name. the family hired a doggy private investigators to get their pooch home. >> hopefully he is in a bar somewhere. >> reporter: did you accidently leave the door open, that dog is playing piano. you just don't no. this is the schuylkill expressway 202 no problems heading toward gulph mills. you see the traffic moving just fine from paolir devon. >> reporter: partly cloudy skies across the region, be careful of downed wires and tree branches on the sidewalks here and there. mild, 48 degrees by 6:00 a.m. 46 degrees by 8:00 a.m. a decent jacket is a good idea because of the strong wind. the temperatures will be cooler, 47 degrees by 7:00 a.m. the afternoon high 49 degrees by 3:00 p.m. feeling cooler than that because of the strong winds. winds diminis

( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) >> stephen: young ladies.> yes. >> stephen: you're two friends who end up living together after your husbands fall in love with each other and leave you. >> yes. >> stephen: you support each other and you have been friends for a long time. you go into business in season 3. >> yeah. >> stephen: what is the business you go into. >> adult vibrators for older women. at the end of season 2 a very dear friend of ours gives us both presents and the one she gives me is a vibrator and grace never used one and she ends up with carpal tunnel syndrome and she can't read the directions because they're too small, so they decide to make vibrators for adult women with very easily movable heads so you don't have to move -- you great rubber sleeve you put on. and also the printing is big and the speeds glow in the dark. >> stephen: what glows in the dark? >> the speeds -- you know, slow, medium, fast. ( laughter ) >> stephen: good. good. and is your character on board with this? >> oh, yeah, well, i was familiar with vibrators

(comical guitar and piano music) in this case, rami reached out to matt van brink.aches song writing and composition at concordia conservatory. (comical guitar and piano music) - so when rami had this idea, and he brought it to me, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to do something together. so, i loved the idea. we've definitely batted ideas back and forth, but the idea itself, of a monster in the land of guitars was awesome. - [katie] step three is finding a backer to help cover expenses and to provide support as well as a location for the musical. - hey! - hi, how are you? - good, sorry i'm a little late. - no worries. - so, rami and i took the idea to kathleen suss, the executive director of concordia conservatory, and she loved the idea, too, and she wanted to put it on her musical adventures for children's series. - so tell me a little about how the concept's gonna come together with the guitar town and juggles, and then how you're really going to write the book, and then start on the music, and then with the collaboration between the two of you. - [katie]

( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) it's all donee president of the united states. he has access to every and the latest intel at all times. sir, for real, where did you get your information from? "my statement as to what's happening in sweden was in reference to a story that was broadcast on fox news concerning immigrants and sweden." oh, i guess trump only accepts intelligence reports with the logo: "as seen on tv." ( laughter ) now, here's the truth-- the segment trump saw on fox news linked an increase in swedish crime to immigrants and refugees, when, in fact, although they've taken in thousands of immigrants, sweden's crime rate has fallen since 2005. in fact, experts say 90% of swedish crime actually occurs in "the girl with the dragon tattoo." ( laughter ) that's it. clearly... ( cheers and applause ) have you read that? >> jon: yes, i've heard of it. >> stephen: i heard it's pretty good. clearly, trump believes everything he sees on tv is real. which would explain his next tweet: "america is a disaster! our girls are broke!

( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) i knew it was something like that!o check the front of the constitution-- there's some writing on that side that's pretty damning to trump, too. ( cheers and applause ) now, congress has finally started its russia investigation, with house intelligence committee chairman devin nunes saying, "on a bipartisan basis, we will fully investigate all the evidence we collect and follow that evidence wherever it leads." bring a flashlight because it's pretty dark up putin's butt. ( laughter ) one of these things. ( laughter ) mr. trump! ( laughter ) battery will go down unless you turn it off. ( laughter ) and things are getting serious because the white house staff has been told to preserve all russia-related materials. so you hear that, mr. president? don't get that mattress steam-cleaned. ( audience reacts ) >> jon: ooh -- >> stephen: yeah. i like that joke, too. ( laughter ) speaking of donald trump, while his attorney general was going down in flames-- trump was in virginia, addressing the military in newport news. or as h

( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) "no, officer, i did not see who stabbed the gentleman.the way, as a young man my nickname was 'stabby jack,' but these days i control my thirst for blood with pure old-fashioned stranglin'." what was the question again? ( laughter ) now, the russian guy he spoke to is sergey kislyak, the same russian ambassador that michael flynn talked to before he got the-- kislyak of death. ( laughter ) now, sessions' office had an explanation: they say that sessions didn't lie. they say he wasn't meeting kislyak as a surrogate, he met with the russian ambassador in his capacity as a member of the armed services panel. "honey, i wasn't having sex with her as your husband. as a member of the armed services panel." totally different. ( applause ) huge humping fans here tonight. so now, folks on both sides of the aisle have called on sessions to recuse himself from any russian investigation. this afternoon, sessions agreed. >> i have recused myself in matters that deal with the trump campaign. >> stephen: you called yourself a campaign surrogate. then, yo

( cheers and applause ) ( piano music ) >> thank you! >> stephen: welcome back.. >> stephen: you were here, what, a year ago or something like that? >> give or take. >> stephen: give or take something like that. >> not much has happened. >> stephen:, no, no, no. the last time you were here, this is how long ago, last time you were here brexit hadn't been voted on and we discussed the possibility of brexit. >> innocent days. >> stephen: back when the world was what we remembered. >> exactly. >> stephen: the fansy in our -- fantasy in our mind matched reality. it's going to happen, theresa may triggered it. how do you feel about the decision your country's made? >> a little nervous. nothing's happened yet. >> stephen: the pound lost about 16% of its value. >> that little thing, that happened, yeah. but the real thing, what comes after brexit hasn't happened. we agreed to separate but we've still got to figure out the mortgage and the the kids and the alimony and the laboratory and whatever else. >> stephen: who gets to keep scotland. >> for example, yeah. yeah, we

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( cheers and applause ) ( piano riffs ) hey, jon-- our band over there.s nice to see you. hey jon, i've got to say, it's always great to see you. but, i've got to-- >> nice to see you as well. >> stephen: how did you get under my desk? >> i had a tunnel-- >> stephen: a tunnel? >> a tunnel that i've built, straight from my farm. i dug a tunnel, right from-- >> stephen: you came here straight from the farm? >> right from the farm. >> stephen: you do your farming in makeup and a tie? ( laughter ) >> i like to look nice. ( laughter ) >> stephen: jon. >> hmm? >> stephen: you miss it, don't you? >> yes, i miss it! ( cheers and applause ) stephen, i spend the whole day-- ( cheers and applause ) i spend the whole day yelling about trump to the animals. ( laughter ) we have a barn spider. >> stephen: yes? >> don't know the name, wove "please get a job" into a web. into a web! >> stephen: now, jon, if you need to get away from the farm, you're always welcome here, obviously. >> well, that's very kind. thank you so much. >> stephen

no word yet on who will be operating his brain. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) yaybrain! very happy to get this man -- bring your daughter to govern day. ( laughter ) so he's hired his daughter as assistant to the president, his son-in-law as his senior adviser, and put eric and donald junior in charge of the national hair gel reserve. ( laughter ) >> anyway -- it's always 1985. ( laughter ) anyway, i'm not sure who's doing what in the white house. can we put up the white house chore wheel? okay, this week ivanka's on domestic policy, jared's on foreign policy, and looks like the president is loading the dishwasher again. big responsibility. a lot of responsibility. ( cheers and applause ) you've got to pre-rinse. but let's take a break from trump -- can we take a break from trump, please? can we do that? ( cheers and applause ) and let's talk about someone who has no power in washington, mike pence. ( laughter ) "the washington post" just did a profile of mike and mrs. mike, and they have a pretty solid thing going on. because pence never eats alone with a woman ot

( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: oh! oh! it's a knuckleball!to stop there. i could go on. >> stephen: could go on. ( laughter ) >> stephen: in this clip, i think it's the beginning to have the series. >> yes. >> stephen: your character is having a rough day. >> yes, this is where the show starts. he has a meltdown on the air, as you will see. he has just walked in on his wife in flagrante delicto, except with another man. usually has three or four beers. today he had, like, about a bottle of rye, and he's in a bit of a blackout drunk. >> stephen: and he's calling a game. >> he is calling a real professional game in kansas city, his last one for awhile as you will see why, and, you know, another dynamic of these guys that i love is you will see in action here, you can pretty much say anything you want as long as you give the count right afterwards, as long as you tell the baseball count, though you can't quite get away with this. >> please imagine my surprise when i opened my front door to find about half a dozen naked folks sprawled out in my l

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( piano riff ) whoo! ( cheers and applause ) yeah! welcome to "the late show"!hanks so much, everybody! you're very kind. very kind. thank you very much! listen -- ( cheers and applause ) thank you, everybody. lovely. yeah! stay strong, be brave! look folks, i'm not going to lie to you, this is "the late show" and i'm stephen colbert. ( laughter ) last week, i don't know if you were paying attention but donald trump seemed pretty steady. he gave a big boy speech in front of congress-- long pants and everything. i was afraid he'd sold the timeshare in crazytown. well, he's baaack! ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) man, things are moving so fast. i think i need a dramamine. i watched the sunday shows yesterday and alternated between weeping and vomiting, like someone made me chug day-quil and strapped me in a tilt-a-whirl. get into this industrial dryer and we'll throw in a couple of floorescent tubes for you. here, enjoy it! for those of you who missed it, saturday morning while he was in florida, out of nowhere, trump tweeted: "terrible! just found out that o

he plays the piano. >> since he learned the play the piano for "la la land," maybe make use of it. >>d they fall in love and michael fast bend der, the record producer comes between them. they're always evil. >> this looks like fast-paced action. >> i think that might be the trawler talking here. i think if you like that dreamy poetic terrance malik five, i think you're still going to get it 507z. >> all right. ite been 20 twreers since danny boyle's train spotting. >> that's the appeal of it. 20 years later they got the cast and danny o'boyle to come back. they were so young and drug addicts in the original film. i guess the hook year is what happens to those kind of people look like? they look pretty good for a bunch of drug addicts. he's going to be a bunch of twists. i'm excited. >> me too. meanwhile emma watson is in the movie based on the 2013 "the circle." >> it's a thriller about paranoia, surveillance, hacking. i tojts know where ohio comes up with these crazy ideas. emma watson, a young worker, goes to work for tom hanks at his tech company. it has a little bit of a suspensi

. >>> well, authorities working themselves to the bone searching for a missing piano player in south florida. fina gan is short, has white hair and taught himself how to tickle the ivories. he's a dog. >> you had me. and the by onhit the road, perhaps going on his first tour. >> traveling to work. >> maybe. >> that guest is certainly now in the doghouse. needless to say. losing finney gan has hit a sour. >> are you sad. >> who wrote this? lloyd? has hit a sour note. they posted fliers and offered a reward. but it wasn't until they had cats. looking for the dog. private investigator jami katz that is. that finney gan turned up just a few hours ago safe and sound. >> yea. >> oh. >> katz. >> katz found the dog. >> katz found the dog. mr. katz. >> i'm glad they found that little doggie because he's adorable. >> apparently the key to finding a lot of piano. >> key, music. inspiration. moving on. >>> this is an interestingtory we're going to delve into coming up. the widow of joe biden's son finding new love inside the family. what we're hearing this morning about the relationship between

i saw a video of him playing piano. was it on kendrick's?ident. does he get intimidated by all the stars that you're friends with like the musicians and stuff? or you just grew up with them so he's normal? >> i think -- >> jimmy: you knew prince. >> that's true. he didn't know prince. i would have loved him for him to know prince. >> jimmy: just a little bit too young, right? >> yeah, just kind of missed in the crossing. >> jimmy: but your first record -- this is what i love about you. 'cause you -- your first record, you do a cover of prince on the album. and i go, "you can't just do a a cover of a prince song." >> no, i didn't know. at that time, i didn't realize that you actually had to clear the song to put someone else's song on your album. [ laughter ] like, you have to ask permission, right? which i now get. and i'm so thankful that people ask me for my permission. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i didn't know that you had to ask permission. so it was this whole big ordeal. and i had to call him. and -- >> jimmy: wait, how do you call prince?

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