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eastern, cnn will premiere a nightly program called "piers morgan tonight."elevision. a lot of you know him as the judge on "america's got talent." but he's an journalist. we'll meet him and find out what kind of guy he is and what makes him tick and what he's planning. here's part one of my interview. i don't know if you saw jon stewart when he was on cnn. i want to play something he said. >> i think they made a brilliant choice by bringing in a british guy no one's heard of. i think that is -- when i'm thinking about throating a sinking ship, what do i want to bring on it? the guy people are going to tune in and say -- who's that? and why is he speaking so funny? >> what did you think when you heard that. >> last night david letterman did the same thing. some guy we've never heard of. you're clearly at the cutting ledge of pop culture. ""america's got talent"" has been number one for five years. >> i saw on an commercial you want your interviews to be a little dangerous? what does that mean. >> a little edgy and -- i don't want to terrorize guests. you want

executives have always looked to england for clever you know report and people like piers morgan fit the bill you have to also write a question you georgia distance era when it comes to t.v. drama the gangs are also looking to the brits. for narrative inspiration this week the u.s. debuted remakes of two acclaimed british series for m.t.v. cloned skins the story of under parenthood minors who abuse drugs and explore each other in ways that would cause heart attacks at nickelodeon some people say god avoids splits altogether showtime stole shameless the story of a welfare dependent family headed by in an apologetic alcoholic seems like everything that she it was three dimensional except the current was in the talks mostly in real life mocking american actors can create a national gasp ricky gervais's was criticised for taking jokes way too far during the award ceremony when your host of the all you can give people little jab would you can tear their lungs out i don't think i did the thing wrong. a sentiment shared here where brits embrace sarcasm and political incorrectness i had to t

yes, i'm very eagerly anticipate piers morgan's premiere and i like the commercial with the close-ups on the left eye and then right knuckle and i believe the theme song is it's about me or it's all about me. how will he do an interview show that's all about him? >> we'll see. i think he'll do very well. >> was paula abdul booked? really. >> i did paula abdul yesterday. >> i want to hear all about it. >> i heard the first interview is larry king. is that true? >> is that true? >> so smart. are you kidding? >> do you like doing tv? rather than stand-up? >> oh, yeah. so much easier. stand-up's too hard to do. it's a bitch. >> what's hard about it? >> up there all by yourself. it's lonely. right? it's lonely. >> isn't that -- people who do it constantly find it exciting, right? >> when you say something, 6,000 people laugh at the same thing with you, that's your cookie. >> the thing about it is i have pre-performance anxiety, getting the first laugh, i'm fine. >> we've worked together. >> we have a good time. before the show, i'm like why am i doing this? i'm never doing it. i do it agai

day men's. >>> date to mark, mon january 17th, 9:00, the premiere of an exciting new program, "piers morgan tonight." most of you know him from "america's got talent" but piers developed his own unique style of interviewing newsmakers as a journalist. journalism got him into trouble one night in he can land. bloody trouble, if you will. >> you've been punched on your job? >> i have. >> who punched you? >> "top gear" huge show in britain. he's one of the biggest stars in television. he took exception to the fact that daily mirror published photographs of him in a slightly compromising situation with a woman who wasn't mrs. clarkson and it happened twice over the space of two years. and we ended up with the british press awards. so imagine 1,000 journalists from every national newspaper and in the middle of the room this guy comes up to me and punches me three times in the head. i've got this little scar on my head here from where the third one hit with his ring. >> that's what that scar is? >> that scar is from the third punch with his ring, gouching out part of my temple there. but at that

unpredictable, combative, that's what piers morgan promises to be.television and he's here now. congratulations. >> thank you very much. >> if piers morgan were a guest on your first show, what wow ask him? >> that's a tricky question. i i'd probably do anything from my research on me it would get a reaction, an emotion. i believe in an interview, if you can do somebody well, you've got toe provoke emotion. laughter, tears, anger, passion. what it can't be is boring. >> that's probably why you got the job. based on an interview that you did. you made simon cowell cry? >> yes, i did. the hardest man in show business. yeah, i did. it was very fascinating insight to his character because simon putting up a shield. and he's done that a long time. underneath, he can be an emotional guy. he doesn't show it on tv. i got him to talk about a very tragic then his life which began with the best day in his life when a group he was managing went to number one for the first time. and his father who had been his great mentor to him. he rang to tell his father his g

still ahead, piers morgan. tonight he talks about journalism as a contact sport. back in a moment. ?@?@?@?@?@?@?@@ >>> a little. >> grab the popcorn, get the kids out of the room. >> real butter. >> we've got ted nugent here. comedian self-described domestic goddess roseanne barr. author of the new book roseanne-archy. dispatchers from the nut farm. ted nugent. "ted, white and blue." and cornell belcher. we've had a lot going on during the commercial break, i will tell you. let's just first -- >> a lot of profanity. >> let's talk about sarah palin. you're a huge fan of sarah palin. >> i'm a huge fan of sarah palin. both literally and figuratively. >> do you think she can be president in 2012? >> way too early to know. right now, no. >> do you think she would make a good president? >> she's on her way to being a good leader. she's coming from the street. she's coming from the we, the people, rank and file. she makes sense when she talks. she says all the right things. she's sincere. she's knowledgeable. she's articulate. she's damned good looking. plus she kills moose. what can go wro

up next, piers morgan. tonight he starts asking me questions.riod of time, he was able to ask very personal and poignant questions. watch the interview coming up and i think you'll see why all of us here at cnn are incredibly excited for his new program. [ male announcer ] this is steven, a busy man. his day starts with his arthritis pain. that's breakfast with two pills. the morning is over, it's time for two more pills. the day marches on, back to more pills. and when he's finally home... but hang on; just two aleve can keep arthritis pain away all day with fewer pills than tylenol. this is steven, who chose aleve and 2 pills for a day free of pain. and get the all day pain relief of aleve in liquid gels. >>> all week long we've been getting to know piers morgan. his new program takes over this time slot here on cnn beginning monday january 17th, and i'm really excited about it. oprah is going to be his first guest, but tonight i'm his guest. i want you to watch this brief int are view he did with me, and watch how quickly he's able to get som

up next, piers morgan. tonight he starts asking me questions.period of time, he was able to ask very personal and poignant questions. watch the interview coming up and i think you'll see why all of us here at cnn are incredibly of us here at cnn are incredibly excited for his new program. the inspiration for its shape was an archer drawing his bow. ♪ could that have also inspired its 556 horsepower supercharged engine? ♪ the all-new cadillac cts-v coupe. we don't just make luxury cars, we make cadillacs. but now, to get it really cooking, you need a little website development. some transparent reporting, so you know it's working. online ads and 1-on-1 marketing consultation. yellowbook's got all that. yellowbook360 has a whole spectrum of tools. the perfect recipe for success. visit yellowbook360.com and go beyond yellow. >>> all week long we've been getting to know piers morgan. his new program takes over this time slot here on cnn beginning monday january 17th, and i'm really excited about it. oprah is going to be his first guest, but tonight

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over the week, oprah tells cnn's piers morgan that she considered suicide when she was a teen. >> i woulde a daughter of mine floating down the comerland river to bring shame on this family and the indensecy of an illegitimate child. >> reporter: that troubled childhood has fueled a rumor mill. a long-lost child. or even the people she thought were her mother and father may not be her biological parents. >> as far as we know, she isn't very close with them so it really makes us think, is this the secret, something to do with new revelations about her mom and dad. >> wow. >> there's also speculation that it could potentially be a half sister. but it looks like we'll have to watch today's show to see what the big secret is. >> she's never hidden anything >>fore.

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. >>> piers morgan replaced larry king on cnn last night. his only guest was oprah winfrey. made a shocking confession about considering suicide when she was 14 years old and pregnant. >> so i'm thinking i'm just going to have to kill myself. so -- >> did you come close to doing that? >> no. i did stupid things like drinking detergent and all that kind of crazy stuff that you do when you're trying to get attention when you're really just trying to cry for help. >> oprah also told morgan she could never see herself getting married saying, quote, i'm not the marrying type. >>> when the stock market opens this morning, all eyes will be on the fortunes of apple, the second most valuable corporation in this country. apple ceo steve jobs is taking a second medical leave of absence in two years. he's battled cancer and had a liver transplant. investors are now worried about the health of his company. anthony mason reports. >> reporter: no other ceo is more closely tied to his company's success than steve jobs. >> he's the creative genius at apple, he's the one who says our next pro

his biting humor and ridicule as the host of the golden globes and tonight another famous brit piers morgan will make his debut taking over larry king spot on c.n.n. so we were wondering what would john bolton speaking of tweet about the influx of british talent in the u.s. we thought he'd say the british are coming we have approximately eight days to bomb before they fully take over hollywood that's it for tonight's show thanks for tuning in and if we do not have a show tomorrow to make sure to come back on a wednesday we'll have an experience from the young turks on the program in the meantime don't forget to become a fan of the alona show on facebook in the follow us on twitter you missed any of tonight's show or any other night you can always catch it all you tube dot com slash dealership coming up next is the news with the latest headlines for us around . if. peace is the. c.d.c. . explains. sixty. wealthy british style. that's not on the title. markets why not come to. find out what's really happening to the global economy with max cause or for a no holds barred look at the global fin

she sat down last night with larry king's replacement, piers morgan. and oprah made a bet over who would be the first to book eagles quarterback and recovering dog fighter michael vick. piers is british, so they bet 200 pounds. it would be the first 200 pounds oprah's lost. she does that, like, once every 18 months or something. [ applause ] but he had the audacity -- on today's oprah, she brought her entire audience to australia and say what you want about the woman, she knows how to make an entrance. >> as the viewers were partying on the beach, i was hovering nearby in our chopper, waiting to make a surprise entrance. >> here we go. here we go. this is called making an entrance. woo ps o hoo. that's how you want to arrive at a party, people. >> jimmy: that is right. [ applause ] you made like 40 surprise entrances during the show. how surprised could they have been? oprah flew over on the plane with them. it's oprah! of course it's oprah. after the country had been properly strafed, oprah and lady gayle went to see koala bears. you have to seem them

tonight on cnn, night three of piers morgan's new interview show. he took over for larry king.e big guests this week. oprah was on monday, howard stern was on last night and tonight, condoleezza rice. and you have to hand it to him, he held nothing back with the former secretary of state. >> i never imagine you being a naughty girl. are you sex mad? >> probably. >> have you ever taken viagra. >> well, certainly, i think i have. >> you have always maintained, and i think i quote directly, that you're hung like a raisin. >> not really. >> jimmy: unusual, but fresh. the first single from britney spears' new album is out. it's already number one. i love when a new single comes out. i teach an exercise class down the block and i'll always looking for new music to inspire my girls. she's been out of the spotlight for a few years since going insane, but she's back with this new song. ♪ i want your body now ♪ would you hold it against me >> jimmy: you see, it's a play on words, if you want my body, would you hold it again me? i liked it better when she was bald and attacking people wit

but earlier in the week oprah told cnn's piers morgan that she considered suicides a teen fearing herafter she became pregnant. >> i would rather see a daughter of mine floating down the cumberland river, he said, than to bring shame on this family and the indecency of an illegitimate child. >> reporter: that troubled childhood and a distant relationship with her parents has fueled the rumor mill, a long lost child or even that the people she thought were her mother and father may not be her biological parents. >> as far as we know she isn't very close with them. so it makes us think has this something to do with new revelations about her mom and dad? >> oprah will reveal her big news on tomorrow's show and as we were talking about, this better be good. i mean, this is -- >> and the promotional spots. she said, i had seen it all. but this, my friends, is the miracle of all miracles. >> well, we'll see because everybody is going to be tuning in tomorrow to find out, and this is her last year. 25 years, so it's like one after the other after the other, i mean, who knows? >> maybe it wil

he taped a spot on the new piers morgan show on cnn. and a crook and the world knows exactly what he's up to. he steals a tremendous amount of material. he also went -- stern also went after leno in 2009, calling him a con man, a ripoff artist. not having any idea. so, apparently he's really going after -- hard core going after leno, questioning his talent, questioning why people watch leno over letterman and says he steals a lot of his stuff. as always, howard not biting his tongue again. >> not one to pick a fight with. >>> quickly, an update with sandra bullock and jesse james. first, sandra is setting the record straight. she's not with ryan reynolds. they were apparently taken photographs together, the two of them. she says, he's not my lover. as far as jesse james goes, this surprises me, he's publicly professing his love for his other half. you'll see her in a second. she's that lady that has the tattoos. >> yeah, all -- >> yeah, she's famous in her own right. right. >>> and here are some stories to watch today on abc news. forme

. >> you took on someone publicly, piers morgan. he is going to take on the "the larry king show." >> he is a very successful man and i have no hard feeling. when i was first starting and he published photographs of the first spencer's wife who was walking in the grounds of a nursing home where she had gone to for a mental breakdown. >> who is earl spencer? >> brother of princess di anna and from the old school. i'm an arift cat of the new col. and this was right at the heart of what we were trying to stop, that the intrusion of somebody in hospital . and i said this was a very serious breemp of the code and right in the beginning of the times so i went to murdock and i said, look, in the end, it's you that you have confidence. >> he ran "news of the world." >> a popular upand he said the conduct of this young man is unsebtable and he shortly afterwards left. he didn't do himself any harm. we had bunch together and we are good friend. no, ma'am hard feelings, but part of a process to demonstrate that a free nape -- newspaper did not

pier 48 in fairfield. mid to upper 50s you're redwood city of moscow this, but denied degrees expected this afternoon in oakland. 58 in morgan hill. stay relatively cold in the far east. here is your seven day round of base forecast, the merger isn't is decreasing about one here, or cloud cover is well. next week subgrade. probably run thursday, we will have more on that later on. >> they keep james. a very good ride around that bay area. traffic loads are light. dense fog and advisories for some bridges in the north bay, no reports of icing conditions so far this morning. light traffic loads, look at the 83 albany. the less than commute is still great leading into golden gate fields and the lower east short freeway than to the berkeley curve at the bay bridge toll plaza with no meter and light, no backup, no delay, the problems across the upper deck. said a is quiet all week-long and so it is the delacroix's leading up to the great american parkway is still it easy ride. you'll find no bayshore freeway problems. a little incident here, if you look closely. a stalled car. it is on the shoulder and it is not create any proble