go, pig, go.through ♪ uh-oh! look out, here comes duck. ♪ there's always trouble with those two ♪ w-w-whoa! ♪ wow, what action way up there ♪ but why is frog hanging in the air? ♪ everybody loves the circus ♪ so won't you come with me? ♪ we can travel with the circus ♪ ♪ for all word world to see... ♪ but how? (grunting) (gasps): oh, no! i don't have any way to take my circus all around word world. oh, no! oh, no! i need something that has lots of cars to hold everyone and can run on this track. and it should have a loud whistle... (barks) ...to let everyone know we're coming. hmm. come on. help us... all: build a word! (lively music playing) ♪ it's time to build a word ♪ let's build it, let's build it now! ♪ kids: train! (whistle blowing) ♪ yeah, we just built a word ♪ we built it, we built it! (cheering) oh, we did it! all aboard the train! (whistle blowing) ♪ just pretend you're in the circus ♪ ♪ think what you could be ♪ won't you join me at the circus? ♪ ♪ there's so much to do and see... ♪ (

petey is a legacy and they love this pig. >> anna: they say the pig even goes in bed with the kids, that pigs are a lot cleaner than you think. you mentioned he was the legacy of a lost family member, the brother, or uncle of the children died in a motorcycle accident, we're told. this is not the only family dealing with this. there is also a former -- army veteran who is dealing with the same thing in the same area and she apparently tried to get this pig deemed a therapy animal.

pig! whoa, pig, wake up! pig! frog, help! (bug yelling) bug! (jug shatters) (gobbling) mmm...elps) (stammering): oh, my. what is that? uh, it's just me-- bug. (giggling): oh, hi, bug, i... (high-pitched giggling) oh... that tickles. oh, sheep, have you seen bug? stop! stop! (laughing) you found my tickle spot. huh? (sighs) oh, it's okay now. he moved. who? bug. where is he? in there. hiya, frog. bug! oh, it's no use. we're never going to find a word that rhymes with "ug." let's just go home. you know what, frog? i-i might just stay here. sheep's wool is comfy cozy. (chuckling): it's sort of like, um... a rug. well, thank you, i appreciate the compliment, but actually... wait, did you just say "rug"? that's it. snug as a bug in a rug! i need a rug! i've got just the letters at home. let's go. uh... uh... what just happened here? narrator: so frog and bug rushed back to frog's log. (music playing) okay, ready? it's time to... both: build a word. ♪ it's time to build a word ♪ ♪ let's build it, let's build it now. ♪ frog: rrr... bug: ug. kids: rug! both: ♪ yeah, we just built a wo

the pig is save. not hurt. the pig has been returned to the farm. he's become somewhat of an international star. tv crews are showing up at the farm to kind of see this miracle pig that escaped cops for two hours. but an animal shelter has come forward offering to take the pig and give the pig a happy life where he can live on and not stay at the farm. >>> one of the scariest parts of tax season is owing uncle sam some cash. but at this tax prep business in michigan, this was the scariest part. >> oh. >> a man d a woman, knock recep. before she knows it there's a handgun to her head. falls to the ground. the man keeps walking in. in that room that he's pointing his gun at, is a security guard. he saw their two handguns and raised them an ar-15 and look what happens next. a full-on shoot-out between that man and the security guard happens. he shot through the wall and through the doorway, police believe neither of the suspects was injured. they ended up shooting the guard but he is expected to be okay. >> the guy with the gun comes in, but he immedia

-- to cut off a man's head with a knife -- [ light laughter ] -- and stick that man's head onto a pig's body. [ laughter ] and for that head to keep working like normal. [ laughter ] first slide. >> in 2008, as soon as your check for $18 million cleared, we began. [ light laughter ] we knocked out a man and a pig, and then tied them down with belts and sheets. on the count of three, we sliced through both of their necks, shoved the pig's head onto the floor, put the man's head onto the pig's body, and sewed it up. >> jimmy: now, just to be clear, for the purposes of this research, we don't care whether a pig's head could survive on a man's body. [ light laughter ] it'd be great --

pig, wig, jig, big. oh, pig, you rhyme so well.fun and good at art ♪ ♪ i'll give her a... ♪ that's where she gets stuck. she needs something that rhymes with "art." art, huh? hmm, let's see-- art, uh.... oh, i've got it. ♪ she fuzzy, fun and good at art ♪ ♪ i'll give her a spaghetti tart. ♪ (laughing) spaghetti tart. that's a good one. only a pig could think of a rhyme like that. well, uh, yes, pig. "spaghetti tart" does rhyme with "art." but i'm not so sure "spaghetti tart" is the right rhyme for my song to bear. no? but it-it looks so yummy! (noisy chewing and oinking) well, uh, thank you, pig. let's see if another wordfriend can help us find the right rhyme. the party is going to start soon. (munching) good luck! narrator: so sheep and fly went to see monkey in the jungle to see if he could help. one banana, two banana three banana, four five banana, six banana, seven banana more. fly: monkey! monkey! we need your help. oh, do you need a... (stammering)... a banana? no, we need a rhyme. yeah, sheep's making up a valentine's song

body, walking around on all fours. [ laughter ] here a pig. [ laughter ] here a pig. [ light laughterad -- [ laughter ] -- which would talk, eat and sleep like normal. man head, pig body. [ laughter ] >> now, the first time we tried it, it didn't work. [ laughter ] the man's head died right after we cut it off with a knife and all of the blood fell out of the neck. [ light laughter ] our director of hematology, dr. jacobson, had the idea to do it faster, so that less blood would fall out of the hoses of the neck. so, instead of walking with the head from one operating table to the other, we started jogging. [ laughter ] unfortunately, even the jogged heads died, and the same thing happened when we threw them. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: in fact, we found that no matter how fast we moved those heads, the blood sloshed right out like so much cranberry juice. [ laughter ] but we kept at it because we figured it was partly a numbers game, and that, eventually, one of those heads would keep talking, eating and sleeping just like our heads do, except that the whole time, it would be powere

it has to be the pig. >> stephen: slow smoked pig. thank god. >> gotta be the pig. >> stephen: we're cool with each other. >> and even better it would be a louisiana pulled pork made into a patty and seared. that's the ultra. >> stephen: it should be pulled pork and served with a mustard sauce like s.c. >> like south carolina, right. >> stephen: we'll fight latter. we'll stab each other. >> okay. >> stephen: one of reasons i wanted to have you on the show is because you talk to people not from the south and they think everybody from the south is change change -- everybody is like [speaking quickly in southern twang] >> exactly. that's it. >> stephen: there's smart folk. beautiful, beautiful literature from the south that i have never read. [laughter] >> not just literature. >> stephen: what are people missing by thinking the south is a bunch of pig farmers. >> there are pig farmers but it's also a place of great literature and music. this issue is dedicated to the music of louisiana which is some of the greatest in the union. jazz was

when the pigs flair a griffin was asked why he had to shoot the pig. griffin said, because i couldn't believe it was so big. i grew up 20 miles away in a town that put martin luther king in jail for a few nights in 1963. when they heard the story of hog zila i wondered why people killed things they don't understand. i would like to read hog zila this is the first timei've read this part one is what i'm reading today. killer of kid and faun, muddy wallower trichinosis and tick. trap smart, nonnative gar gant wan flea bag you root in the oak brush of bogs and swamp. if we killed you now, hog zila, if we took aim for your belly with our cross bow or laser sight and pulled a trigger or let a tripped arrow rip through the night air there wouldn't be a story to tell. while we lay and wait for you to appear, chewing our ciao and the fat lit up on beer, lit up on the last of the evening light. we will harness you in speech, laszo you with language and make you bleed like the common pig you were before all this celebrity. in dreams you are bigger than you will

police called out to chase a loose pig! the pig escaped >>> here's something you don't see every day. police called out to chase a loose pig! the pig escaped from a farm in northeast poland and it was causing some traffic problems. so the police stepped in but the pesky pig was not easy to catch. it took two hours -- two hours -- but it was finally caught. >> that's a smart pig. usually when they are trying to catch you that's not good news. >> it's not. [ laughter ] >> look, he is just slipping away from them. >> the weather in poland looks fantastic! >> fabulous! just like it's going to be on our local mountains here very soon. >> i guess so. snow, huh? >> very cold storm moving into the bay area. an interesting day around the bay area. showers in parts of the north bay. you can see that line making its way through but i think the heaviest rain still yet to come a little later on this morning. still, you get the idea showers around petaluma right now. just to the north we have some pink showing up on our radar. that's kin

[ ♪ ] alpha pig to the rescue!mazing alphabet singing! for the word "roll" first we need the letter "r". now, where is the "r"? children: there! alpha pig: there's the "r"! [ ♪ ] ah! it's working! [ giggling ] okay, super readers, where is the letter "o"? children: there! alpha pig: there's the "o"! [ ♪ ] okay, now we need an "l". do you see an "l"? children: there! alpha pig: "l"! [ ♪ ] and finally, we need another "l". where's the "l"? children: there it is! alpha pig: there's the "l"! [ ♪ ] [ drum roll ] [ fanfare ♪ ] lickety letters! we built the word "roll" and made the rice cakes roll down the mountain. [ ♪ ] let's give ourselves a big thumbs up. get ready, tummy. [ chuckling ] don't forget to look out for super letters. my magnificent mouth-watering rice cakes!yoback. i'm so ha... ahhhhhh! mmm, yummy yummy rice cakes! mice! these are my rice cakes, you hear me? mine! ohhh. oh-h-h! got 'em! [ ♪ ] ah! you see super letters? which letters did you find? children: "g"! "i"! "t"! "r"! "g", "i", "t" and "r". we nee

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the pigs have got to stay. what do you say? save the pigs or throw them out?t a ticket. >> peter: yes. they have. >> steve: a lot of people have. but some people are incensed. wait a minute, mayor bloomberg's daughter brought a pig to gracie mansion this past thanksgiving. >> peter: it sounds like outing mayor bloomberg, god bless him for having a pig. pigs all around. obviously they're safe. they're healthy. they're helping these families, whether it's the mayor's family or these folks in queens. >> anna: other people saying if you want your pig, then move to a different county. and some neighbors are not happy about having the pig. >> peter: president's day gift. save the pig. >> steve: all right. straight ahead on this president's day, he took seven bullets during the massacre at fort hood and survived. this victim says the real pain is how our government is treating him. sergeant alonzo licenseford joins us live next. >> anna: then before you consider a sleeping pill, you might want to consider this. the pillow for your face. but does it work? ostrich pill

cats, dogs, even pot bellied pigs. they're owners are turning to alternative ways to cure >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with terry moran. >> hello, i'm terry moran. tonight, a manhunt is under way in southern california and the los angeles police department is under siege. 10,000 law enforcement officers are conducting door-to-door searches for one of their own, a fugitive ex-cop. 33-year-old christopher jordan dorner, suspected of killing three people in a terrifying rampage, after making claims in a bizarre online manifesto that he was unjustly fired by the lapd and needs to clear his name. in a police department with a storied and troubled history, they have never seen anything like this before. here's abc's david wright with the latest. >> attention all units, speed into reference 1199 for lapd. >> reporter: over the past 24 hours, a deadly manhunt across this whole region. >> suspect vehicle still outstanding, it's a black nissan titan. >> reporter: police officers hunting one of their own, a rogue f

in reality, they are just an acquaintance. >> but a pig is forever? >> any animal.'s there all the time, no matter what you are, how you act, how you treat it. they forgive you. and instantly. >> the armstrongs are trying to gradually change arnold's diet away from potatoes and pasta to more fruits and vegetables. they are hoping a new trimmer arnold will be more comfortable in new home. shepard back to you. >> shepard: steve harrigan can can do it all. student loan debt is at record levels. only mortgage debt tops it now. with all that money going toward tuition, nearly 1/3 of our nation's first time college students never graduate. one in three. that's according to a new study from the national student clearing house. researches there found out of all the students who had enrolled for the first time back in 2006, just 54% had completed their education in six years. 16% still enrolled in some sort of program. but a staggering 29.8% had dropped out of college all together. could 140 characters help open up one of the world's most isolated countries? a tweet came fro

pig.arm and managed to outwit and outlast the cops. finally got -- they finally got a big netted, but the pig got away from that, too. after two hours and much squealing, they eventually caught it. bet they wish there were no cameras around for that, though. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," the foods to eat to avoid alzheimer's disease. >>> i'm anne-marie green, this is the "cbs morning news." avoid alzheimer's disease. >>> i'm anne-marie green, this is the "cbs morning news." [ male announcer ] if you can clear a crowd but not your nasal congestion you may be muddling through allergies. try zyrtec-d®. powerful relief of nasal congestion and other allergy symptoms -- all in one pill. zyrtec-d®. at the pharmacy counter. mine was earned in djibouti, africa, 2004. the battle of bataan 1942. [ all ] fort benning, georgia, in 1999. [ male announcer ] usaa auto insurance is often handed down from generation to generation because it offers a superior level of protection

>> the pig. >> it was on our show, the "today show." said the video is too good to be true, it turns out it was staged -- >> no! >> yes, it was. >> the big really goapig reallyd the goat. >> this was a promotional video for a new show. it premiered thursday, february 28th. it's a documentary style tv show where they help small businesses execute crazy outrageous marketing stunts. >> we only saw an ad? >> how did they execute it? >> they had 20 crew members. they used a pla ramp to get it big to go to it. and video has gotten more than $7 million hits. >> if this is fake, i don't believe in anything any more. >> i'm going home. >>> take a look at this crash caught on camera. you see the sand rail tumbling nose over end, the sand is flying everywhere, we even see it in slow motion, and you see pieces flying off of this car. as it ends, you notice other drivers come to help this driver out. this is in california, and look at all of the racers. they're able to get this guy out of the car, he was hardly injured, but you can't say that about

to make out with the pig? he is absolutely adorable. millions of moms have nothing better to do. they need a part-time job and consider working for marissa mayor at yahoo!. the thing they should -- >> call back. >> the thing they should sue geico about is when he says wee, that is annoying. they should sue for annoyance and not bestiality. >> you are an ad guy or your son is an ad guy because he makes ads. >> the question is not really in there. >> the problem is it assumes people who lust pigs are somehow wrong. that angers me. i am a huge bill clinton fan. what he has done has worked not just as a president, but humanitarian stuff is incredible. ism to erase a group is i'm hour tall. immortal. >> keep me out of this one. >> bestiality, nothing to say. >> nada. >> what do you have to hide? >> what are you hiding? >> do you live on a farm? >> i do, actually. >> that's on the farm now we know what is going on in your weekend. >> and he has wild boar on the farm. >> speaking of wild boars, final thoughts? >> we

that pig. he should have his face kicked in. kevin, don't talk like that.g won't take my money. do you have any change? how much do you need? seventy-five cents. kevin, i'm sorry i yelled at you. that's all right. that's all right. it's all right. ( beeping ) ( beeping stops ) nurse! hurry! help! what's wrong, uncle brendan? what's going on? bring in the defibrillator. he's not breathing and he has no pulse. we're going to shock him. everybody stand clear. clear! shock! shock! shock! begin cpr. can we get lidocaine? one milligram of lidocaine. one, two, three and four and five. and one and two and three and four and five. ( sobs ) brendan: it's okay. ( phone ringing ) hello? brendan: oh, hi, hon. i have bad news. patrick passed away a few hours ago. oh, honey, i'm so sorry. were you able to talk to him? we made our peace. anne: oh, that's good. how are kevin and rebecca taking it? rebecca's, uh... pretty upset. kevin's a little quiet. yeah, i understand. i'd like you to come out to the funeral. of course. aunt molly? it's rebecca. i have some sad news. dad

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so it was you who told the pigs. that wasn't me. i was too busy savin' mrs. sheron. savin' her from fryin' to death. savin' your skins. that's enough, frank. i don't believe in violence. no reply. ( sighs ) i'm stuck. you're not part of this quilt thing then. i don't know about it. oh, and i thought everybody knew. would it interest you? they're desperate for helping hands. they even roped me in. no, i'm not interested. thank you. oh, is this your son? isn't he good-looking? does he live with you? i've got a boy. derek. but he lives in australia with his wife, and my three grandchildren more's the pity. that is a pity. and i've got this other boy, geoffrey. oh, what a worry he is. mixin' with the wrong crowd, ya know. he'll be the death of me. if not of himself first. sometimes, you just hit a brick wall. half an hour i was in there. i got nothing. not even a cup of tea? nothing. i left out of pity in the end. poor woman. what a life. uh, stan griffin from over the road. i'm maureen's nephew. yeah. yeah, i know. you'll need to treat it, of course, with mold and funga

[pig snorts] they used to use pigs, but they ate the truffles. >> very rich american people, they only table of a very elegant restaurant. they don't see this. now you know why they are expensive, right? >> olga urbani may be the only person in the world who goes truffle hunting in a full-length fur coat and a caribbean tan. but in the truffle business, she can pretty much do what she wants. olga. >> yeah. >> her company, urbani, controls 70% of the world's truffle trade. >> when you find the truffles, it's like to have a miracle. >> another one. other countries, including the u.s., have tried cultivating truffles with only limited success. oh, another one? it's the combination of european red soil and rainy summers that produce an especially rich earthy flavor. the price these truffles command make hunters act like they're mining for gold. so this is $1,000? just right there is $1,000. and it's why the hunters value their dogs more than just about anything. >> [speaking italian] >> [laughs] he said, "i really love my wife, but the dog..." >> these truffles will go right to the urbani

th's some pig.w a florida man is losing his farm, also facing the danger of parting ways with his best friend, but, you can see this is no ordinary pet. steve harrigan is live from palmetto, florida, with this one. steve? >> reporter: jon, the foreclosure crisis has hurt families across florida but for arnold here, a thousand pound pig, it almost proved fatal. >> are you okay? >> reporter: neighbors michael and patty armstrong agreed to adopt arnold. >> felt sorry for him. he would be abandoned. i thought everybody else that wanted him wanted to kill him. i wanted to make sure he had a good life because he was raised like a dog. >> i don't like giving him away you might say, but these guys will take care of him like i am. that's all i'm concerned about. the house is just a piece of wood. >> reporter: so you were more concerned about arnold's fate than losing your house? >> yeah. he is the best friend i ever had except for my wife. people come and go. they think you're they're friend. in reality they

. >>> in iowa, one darling pig was spared from this weekend's sixth annual bacon festival in des moines. bonnie the pig was pardoned by the governor in a kickoff ceremony for the event and will be sent to live on greener pastures. lucky bonnie. >>> over to arizona now. sheriff joe arpaio and '80s action star steven segal along with students and officers took part in a controversial school shooting simulation. deputies dressed as gunmen fired blanks while students were ushered out of harm's way. segal joined in to help teach crews how to react and protect in school shooting scenarios. >>> finally, in north dakota, one mass to the brings school spirit to a new level. a 15-year-old was born with a heart defect that nearly took his life over the summer. after a temporary loss of motor skills, lee returned to the court in full gear and was presented with the school's first-ever lifetime spirit award. >>> in sports now, joe paterno's family fights back challenging the penn state report on the jerry sandusky child sex abuse scandal. the paterno family's report headed up by former pennsylvania

a pig in a wheelchair made out of toys.ere with us, yes, he's an internet sensation and because he's so stinking cute, how could you not love him? >> squealing with delight, we are, too. >>> coming up, a tv show that's become a surprise hit. you might think a game show about the bible wouldn't necessarily attract a lot of viewers, but you're wrong. rock center's harry smith went to los angeles to find out what in heaven is going on. >> reporter: this is a painted -- soup cans. >> yeah. andy warhol. >> yes! >> reporter: since 1995, gsn, the game show network, has been a kind of guilty pleasure for those of us who enjoy watching remix and reruns of classic quiz shows. >> what do you say, rajjer? >> i said -- >> what to watch on tv. >> yeah. >> reporter: the network never had a hit on its schedule until last summer. >> who welcomed the prodigal son home -- >> reporter: it's called "the american bible challenge." for gsn it's heaven sent. >> his father? >> right. >> reporter: 13 million watched the show last season. while those

a fairel pig roots below branches. [applause]. >> poem is about a ham. >> uncle john. that was the year grand daddy thomas died. left the family worse than broke. uncle john stole a ham from the meat market. he was 17. lost his taste for it locked up 14 years. ham, cured and earth bred sliced with the fat hanging on. yellow sunshine on a white plate. the ham bone cuts crosswise. a dark eye all in the skillet making aggressive for grits. lost his taste for all things salt much the ocean he has not seen. woman and man. he don't ever want to see no more ham on his plate. hates pigs. hard for him. time off for good behavior. they didn't hold him to the last 6. he is a hog farmer. only eats beef and chicken and turkey. fish, turtle and rabbit. squirrel, possum and coon and seasons greens with smoked ox tails. can't raise white folks for slaughter. [applause] >> for those of you who have not heard this in person a big beautiful surprises, she speaks at tremendous authority of feeling. and very uniquely agile intelligence. >> we are the memory of that place without measure. t

no, it has to do with the way they kill the pig. come on, they don't eat pigs.s killed right--

bacon and he is adorable and is a pig on wheels.how he got his own wheelchair. >> reporter: and man allegedly slaps a crying toddler and now the child's parents are speaking out. that story coming up next. hello! how sharp is your business security? can it help protect your people and property, while keeping out threats to your operations? it's not working! yes it is. welcome to tyco integrated security. with world-class monitoring centers and thousands of qualified technicians. we've got a personal passion to help your business run safer, smarter, and sharper. we are tyco integrated security. and we are sharper. >>> 5:44. thank for joining us. looking ahead to stories we will follow this week is back to court for oscar pistorius. while his girlfriend is laid to rest. a bail hearing is expected for today. he's been in jail after being cacialgd with the murder of his dire -- charged with the murder of his girlfriend. >>> a los angeles courtroom a man accused of murdering his landlord 30 years ago is set to make an appearance tomorrow

pig will and pig won't: (playful laughter) (water squirts) pig will: whoa! nice hopscotch!fishy-squirters! they look like a fish, but when you squeeze this... both: they squirt water! (playful laughter)

>> tonight's half time report is brought to you by pigs.h short legs, brisly hair and a broad snout. thanks, pigs. >>> don't do that. we are back. let's find out if we got anything wrong. let's go to andy levy. first i have some news about our show. >> what would that be? >> we are replacing bill with a swiver. >> good news. no, tomorrow night we are going to air a repeat, but on saturday at 11:00 we are having a brand-new show. 11:00 east coast time. east coast time with a lot of good guests. we have an oscar preview. i think we are having a buffet. i am getting an on air colonoscopy which will be given to me by a clown. >> will they have the camera go in your colon? >> exactly, my colon. i want to tell the viewers to tune in on saturday at 11:00 for a new show. we get a lot of viewers, it becomes permanent. >> you keep telling people you are getting a colonoscopy from a clown and we will get a lot of viewers. we are our own worst enemy. >> we can't even promote our show. we are pathetic. >> that's 8:00 p.m. pacific by the way. >> yes. >>