alarm because apparently cheerios are haunted by the spirits of the dead. ( laughter ) ( applause ) pimeanu heard that kid. when you eat cheerios the depart roam your breakfast nook. they're a portal between our world and the purratory. be gone from my milky bowl! ( cheers and applause ) i mean, folks the warning-- the warning signs were always there. how did we never notice that a bowl full of cheerios spells oooo-oooo. the cheerios now joins the ranks of undead endorsed cereals like count chocula. booyakasha. fiberatu through a rough annual of horror. and chithu-loops. chithu-loops, the fruit flavors are too horrid for the human 0q8t8t ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is arne duncan. ( cheers and applause ). good to see you. please, sit down. all right. good to see you again. it's been a few years. >> nice to be back. >> stephen: nice to have a cabinet member here. tell your boss to stop by sometime. >>il. >> stephen: before we get into the nitty grif gritty, today is constitution day, is that true? >> yes, sir. >> stephen: i want to ask you