time for the penny pincher of the world. >> you fold it one time, you fold it two times. then you fold it a third time. you see this tip right here? you tear that off. once you get done taking a shut or missing, you take your mng in there and you wipe your ass. you take this and you wipe all this off. >> i like a finger up a b hole the much as the next guy, but this is disgusting. >> i hold you to save that tip. you clean all this shut out of your finger nails. >> that's why he won the nobel prize in economics. i don't know if that would work for me. good night. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is one of everybody's favorites, melissa mccarthy is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) so exciting! she's getting oscar buzz for her new movie called "can you ever forgive me?." so we'll be talking about that. but first, let's catch up on some of today's headlin

the democrat party faces what may be call add rhetorical pincher move.liant add declaring the spoils of victory. and then when faced with political power, they can cry victim. so, you know, you saw it with lindsey graham. right? that is to say, the consequence of elections, we get to appoint our jumps. accusing democrats of dropping this last-minute accusation, quote/unquote, last-minute accusation against brett kavanaugh he clutched his pearls and cried victim. there's a rhetorical way in which democrats are always backed into a corner. they have to stop playing checkers and start playing chess. beyond that what we see across the country, alex, is that everyday ordinary folk, folk who are the unlikely voters, they're going to come out and they're going to respond to what the republicans have done. i think they're going to respond to trumpism and we'll see something fundamentally. we're seeing a fundamental political re-alignment and it's going to take place beginning in the midterms. >> to that extent, chris, if democrats win the house, we've heard cong

there were lots of penny pinchers in the congress back then, why were we spending money on this frivolousenture? when our men in the field needed blankets and guns, we are fighting for our lives, prior to the civil war there were famous incidents, the great brawl of 1858 130 members of the house broke into fisticuffs over the illegal constitution that declared kansas a slave state. it was an auger of things to come. violence broke out in people's houses and the senate was not immune. a member of the south carolina house went over and caned senator charles sumner almost to death. he had a seat in the senate, thank god we don't do that anymore. it also was an auger of things to come. dreadful things to come. but abraham lincoln and the congress in that time period understood the symbolism of finishing the capital. if you look at a picture of abraham lincoln, during the inauguration, the capital was not finished, the dome was not there. four years later, the second inauguration you can see the pictures, the dome is completed. because he knew that even though the struggle was existential and

you are not the money guy but a penny pincher. our inservice training. 304 members through 904 hours of suppression training. we talked about that last time. we also the building construction training with them. as you can see from commissioner vercommissionervernise went to . you may have seen the fire at the oakland construction site this week how it bumped different leo i burned differently than the fire in the high rise. we go over it teaching them how building construction affects fire dynamics. other training we do that we don't talk about a lot. i want you to understand how much is going on down there. we do bart drills where they lift, crib and rescue. we do bart orientation. the third rail trips and bart rail operations. in bart tracks are above ground. we work on how we respond to those. also, we did some pg&e substation training and other orientation to what tools we bring and don't bring to electrical areas. don't bring long hooks. your hair will not look as good as chief rivera's. i am just saying. the officer's acade

what continues to go on is a vicious pincher movement the feds are running a hard-line against the economyotally undeserved many fed leaders said things are fantastic in the economy meanwhile i see no break through with the chinese on the horizon but we're getting a decline in housing prices and the oil has fallen off the cliff the rates i have to tell you here's what you haven't heard from anybody else, i think they peaked for the remainder of the year the fed has to wake up to the fact that raising short term rates the ones they control is a silly way to fight our own tariffs. let's accept the fact that this market has gotten swindled for days on end because of inflation, anti-growth rhetoric from the fed endless chatter from the president against china. there's some so much we can go down on the same news. looking at the earnings i see inflation peaking, i see the fed being able to declare a victory. although whether they want to do is another question. i see a president who can stop being so darn ferocious about china. which should make it easier for the communist party to come to the

i have a 9-year-old doberman pincher. yes, that's a bow. pete: doberman with a bow? >> emily: yes.it's a doberman with a bow. i kept her ears. ed: doberman, muscle cars. pete: baghdad doberman. >> emily: her birthday i put a hat on her she achieved a squirrel while wearing it. pete: put a bow on doberman have to take the doberman out of the doberman. ed: we are going to put to you work now. >> emily: okay. i will earn my keep. hailed her a hero for likely stopping a school shooting. investigators say they caught dillon gerald backing out of his kentucky drivable with more than 200 rounds of ammunition, a gun, bullet proof vest and detailed plan of attack. in may the fbi questioned gerald about making threats to a school in tennessee. >> twitter ceo jack dorsey, which is not that, is complaining about unfairness. is he upset over proposed measure to increase corporate taxes in san francisco to fund programs mental to combat the city's homeless crisis. in a series of tweets dorsey says his company could face $20 million in taxes in 2019. he claims it's an unfair rate compared to othe