and go work at a pinkberry or some shit!espect to his father but if going to school and america feels like fighting in world war ii, that should be a sign that things are seriously [bleep] up in america. okay? [applause] now there is still a lot we don't know about this crime. the police say it is possible that the shooter was born female and now identifies as male. so of course, a lot of republicans, like marjorie taylor greene are now saying that trans people are the problem. which i know seems crazy since [boos] that's right. it seems crazy. because since 99.9% of the mass shooters are not trans. but you know what, marjorie, i think i have a proposal for you. here's the thing, marjorie: i agree with you. i don't think trans people should be allowed to own assault rifles either. so let's stop them! but just to be safe, we should also ban non-trans people from owning assault rifles, okay? [cheers and applause] just in case they become trans. okay? you know what i mean? no assault weapons for anybody, that'll show them! and

what did i tell you, every time my staff orders pinkberry, they forget about me and they know how muchwhen johnny says we ordered it, did you get me any cracks he says yeah, and guess what he gives me ? one, and guess what, it's all melted, thanks, johnny, you're fired. text messages. todd from brownsville, texas, your karate kid that joe is thi and say, he is no mr. miyagi. you are probably right pretreat from chipley, florida, is kamal putting wax on the air force on you guy thought they looked pretty good in his yearbook picture, how about show us your yearbook picture. >> how about i don't. tucker is up next, always remember, i am waters and this is my world. ♪ >> good evening, and welcome to tucker carlson tonight. it has been a long week and the news business. all sorts of things you thought could never happen did in fact happen in vice versa, a whole bunch of predictions failed to materialize, the big theme of the week was lying, there was a extraordinary amount of lying, at this point the people in charge seem like they tell the truth only b