you don't think that my mom could [ bleep ] scottie pippen?know what? >> she can do it all night long! [ laughter ] >> seth: my bigger issue, conner, is this bit is not popular enough for you to be deconstructing it like this! in fact, it's a little self-indulgent. >> oh, self-indulgent! okay, wow, this coming from mr. i want to be the host of this show. point the camera at me as i bitch, piss, and moan about congress passing a new egg law or something for 20 minutes from my ivory desk! >> seth: i have to move on with the show, conner! >> come on! why won't you talk about "anniversary guy"?! >> seth: because i don't think it's important to celebrate the one-year anniversary of really anything, conner! >> what about your son's first birthday, you jagoff?! >> seth: let alone a comedy bit, that if we're being real, we always bury at the end of the show. >> come on! it spawned the classic catchphrase "talk about it." need i refresh your memory? role it, alex. >> why don't you want to talk about it, man? >> then talk about it! >> talk about it! jus