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including the pastor were killed during a inside thee study historic mother emanuel african methodist it piscopo -- episcopal church. the bishop called the nation to prayer and barely 24 hours later there was a vigil in a packed and sweltering morris brown ame church just blocks away from where the shooting occurred. bishop bryant discussed the the daysf gun that that followed saw a massive outpouring of sympathy and a ,lobal dialogue on forgiveness faith, race and guns. since the early days after charleston much has happened. the confederate flag was removed from the grounds of the south carolina state capital and other public places. continuing struggle has continued to play out in the streets of ferguson missouri. incidents ofen new gun violence and lafayette, louisiana and chattanooga, tennessee and the reports of gun violence continued daily in washington dc, chicago and other cities and towns across america. the reverend dr. martin luther king who once spoke in this very room at about where i am -- in a 1967 essay, where do we go from here? chaos or community? perhaps our guest today can t

radio host and comedian, joe piscopo. music from chris stapleton. featuring the 8g band with jimmy chamberlin. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. good to hear it. let's get to the news. donald trump said this weekend that while he doesn't think workers should be fired for being gay, he still does not support marriage equality. he believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman and then a younger woman and then an even younger woman. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump told reporters yestery rhat it would very easy to round up all undocumented immigrants. but remember, this is the guy who couldn't even round up real celebrities. [ lauger and applause ] [ trump impression ] they're famous-ish. they're all famous-ish. [ laughter ] preskdential hopeful lindsey graham said this week, that donald trump is, "like the almighty oz because there is nothing behind the curtain." [ light

. >> and you probably curse joe piscopo. joe, we love you. >> yeah. i'm in l.a. just for the weather alone. >> so, chris, those who are unfamiliar with your comedy, how would you describe it? >> it's a lot like that only with more, a lot more swearing. >> so do you go into your routine, like tonight at caroline's, do you go in with, like, a script, an outline of what you're going to do, jokes already prepared? >> i have, like, an hour of material that i'm working, you know what i mean? but i will -- it's fun to keep it loose and go off the cuff sometimes, and i definitely do that. >> well, it looks like you do it great. can't wait to see the show. how'd you get into this, chris? >> stand-up? it's kind of the only thing that i think i can -- i'm good at, you know? i'm real -- i got no other choice. if you didn't do stand-up, what would you do? >> well, you'd act. >> yeah. but that's kind of -- i get those gigs because i think i do stand-up, you know what i mean? i don't know what else i would do. >> when did you realize that you were funny? were you, like, 4 or 5

radio host and comedian, joe piscopo. music from chris stapleton.ews. donald trump said this weekend that while he doesn't think workers should be fired for being gay, he still does not support marriage equality. he believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman and then a younger woman and then an even youngeran

then, the referenda john richard bryant, the bishop would be methodist piscopo church, talks about guns and gun violence. former president jimmy carter described today that he has cancer, and the carter center says recent liver surgery revealed i have cancer which is now in other parts of my body. i will be real range in my schedule as necessary so that i can undergo treatment i positions at emory health center. more will be known possibly next week. ansident carter underwent operation earlier this month in atlanta to remove a mass from his liver. a few minutes ago, we heard about donald trump holding a town of how -- town hall-style eastern,t 7:10 p.m. and a number of other candidates are heading to the iowa state fair over the next couple of days, continuing the tradition of the des moines register's candidate's soapbox, and mike huckabee will be here. virginia former senator jim webb, a democrat, is live at 2:00. martiner, democrat o'malley, a former maryland governor, speaks to the crowd at 5:00 p.m. eastern time, and after each of the candidates speak, we will get your reaction all