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the other half would develop dentistry's a normans and pistachios. and since 2005 that turned out to be a very good decision. took a lot of the rest out. we no longer needed subsidies to sustain ourselves because the pistachios predominately grow in california. we'll have the same cost structure. crops do very well. the prices always a profitable as far as crops go. not so well and the yields are down, the price goes up. it keeps us profitable, which is a good model verses back in the grow crops days. you know, and we did that because all of our crops were escalating. water, land values. and we are seeing that today. a lot of land values, you know, seven years ago, 5,000 acres. now we attacking $15,000 an acre . water is on the rise. you all heard about the drought. rare in the southern valley struggling for that right now. my secretary of agriculture about, you know, it has always been an environmentalist, you know, an agriculture fighting over the water supply in the delta. we are hoping that there is a hand in that equation as we spoke about and t

. >> everything from pistachios to lettuce, and everything in between. and we have seen massive curtailments for water to our farmers. in different parts oif state. and so we with have predict there had will be some ripple down effects. that you will see fewer of some of your favorite vegetables but potentially at higher prices because they may need to be imported from different parts oif world, and also fewer of them being in drought. one thing they are working hard to do and also for the federal government is to address those impacts. if florida had a problem, you didn't have grapes or fruit, now we get them from south america and other places, so is this an example of the new society hurting the old society. >>s no, again, it is about a water deliveries. we just need to be able to have the bad tore grow the product to move it around the globe. we stay competitive as do others country. but we need that important element, which is water. thank you for being with us today. >> thank you. >> coming up on al jazeera american, upgraduates getting a leg up in

. >> reporter: she says she has hoped to plant pistachio trees this season, but without water she willostpone those plans. she is also the director of the farm bureau. >> it is will dry like this -- >> all year. >> all year. >> reporter: she takes us to stoneland farms, they have left land fallow, because they don't have enough water. >> we don't have the water to grow the crop, and everybody else down the line is affected. >> reporter: the farm is only taking on f half of the number of workers it usually hires at this time of year. a smaller harvest means fewer migrant workers in the field. and higher unemployment. >> they don't have water, they don't have jobs. so the water is so important to keep the people working in the fields -- working because there no water, no jobs. >> reporter: it's important to know that the central valley has had very dry conditions for a few years now, so the drought has turned an already bad situation worse. we met dan short as he unloaded food at a distribution center. his organization expects to give away an extra 10 million pounds of food this year. ca

. >> she says she had hoped to plant pistachio trees, but without water she'll postpone the plans. >> this was an orchard that was aband onward. >> friend is a director of our country farm bureau and spent many afternoons assessing the drought. >> it will be dry like in this year. >> she takes her to stoneland farms. >> we are not spending the money on growing the crop, because we don't have the water to grow it. everyone down the line is affected. >> the farm is taking on half the number of workers it hires at this time of the year. a smaller harvest means fewer migrant workers in the field. and higher unemployment in a depressed region. >> if they don't have water, they don't have jobs. the water is important. the people's work in the fields, working because no water, no jobs. >> to properly understand the brought's impact, it's important to know that the central valley had dry conditions for a few years now. the drought turned a bad situation worse. >> we met dan short as he unloaded food at a distribution center. his organization expected to give away millions of pounds of food. c

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. >> so, we're going to head to the kitchen and you're going to teach us how to make pistachio gelatofirst? >> we prepare a base milk gelato. fresh milk, fresh heavy cream, sugar, and mix everything together and then put inside freezer to make gelato. ♪ >> looks so good. >> see how cream it is? >> yeah, it's very creamy. put on the finishing touches for us. >> sure. >> are you ready? >> yes. i am very ready. >> okay. >> cheers. i don't care how cold it is outside, i could eat this all day. >> all right. well, cheers. give it a try. >> so, this is gelato. >> what do you think? >> delicious. >> now compare it. we've got some ice cream here, too. >> this is like trying to pick cheeseburger or pizza. it's like you really can't lose. >> but the gelato is actually lower in fat, supposed to be a little creamier. i don't know. i think either way, you can't go wrong. when it is hot outside -- >> i'm happy. >> if it's cold outside, whatever, i'm all about sweet treats. >> all good. no one can do sunshine and fun like the stars. >>> ahead in "the skinny," a look at how celebrities are spending t

. >> what about the pistachio ad? >> it did not make a dent. wisdom,ng conventional thank you.ll be back with more after the break. ♪ living beingthe called into question. the family of silk road back in court, he was indicted tuesday. the charges against him carry a life sentence. silk road is the website where to buy andse bitcoin sell chugs anonymously. one of three arrests with conjunction with -- buy and sell drugs anonymously. one of three arrests in conjunction with the site. >> why? >> it was used for money laundering. >> dollars have been used for money laundering, to buy guns and drugs more than any currency in the world. >> if you have not been matt miller -- fraction of currency used to buy drugs, i am not sure it is even 1%. apple has removed the blockchain app, blockchain is a bitcoin wallet. it had been available for two years, we both have blockchain wallets. richard farley is a partner at paul hastings, we have spoken about bitcoin. it is interesting, this morning, i saw that mt. gox, the biggest it isn exchange, has said not going to let customers withdraw mon

>> we dress it with honey, a little pistachio and homemade vanilla ice cream. >> and some wine. have a great day, everybody. we'll be back at 5:00 and 24/7 on wusa9.com. have a great day. by the way, we're on at 4:00 a.m. in the morning to get the weather information for you and school j >> chelsea: tell me. what happened to adam? >> jack: the police found his s.u.v. -- >> chelsea: you already said that. >> jack: ...in a ravine by the river. >> chelsea: and? >> jack: maybe you should sit down. >> chelsea: and? >> jack: and there was a crash, followed by... >> chelsea: followed by what, jack? >> jack: come on. let's -- let's sit down. >> chelsea: just tell -- tell me! answer me! is my husband alive or dead? >> victor: that your ball over there? let me have it. now, you stand over there. right there. this is a soccer ball, right? >> adam: yeah. >> victor: so, when i roll it to you, you kick it back to me. >> adam: okay. >> victor: okay? >> adam: okay. >> victor: okay. yeah! that was a good one. boy, i bet you when you grow up, you could be a very socce player. would you like to le

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i was live tweeting and got tweets back from wonderful pistachios. >> are people shopping at jcpenneyf the drunk tweets? >> it is hard to get attention and i think attention matters. the question is how much it matters. it is hard to know for sure. >> that was the ceo and founder of right role with cory johnson -- of bright role with cory johnson. ♪ >> facebook turns 10 years old this week. the company founded in harvard dorm room now average is 750 million users every day. here are some of facebook's most memorable moments over the last decade. ♪ >> the facebook was started in 2004 as a harvard only social network. by years and it had a million active users nationwide. its meteoric success proctored its founders to drop out of harvard and had west. there, the facebook became facebook. in 2005 it had grown to support more than 800 college networks and ended the year with 6 million active users. by 2006, facebook opened its doors to anybody with a valid e-mail address. it also launched a news feed, bringing users back on a regular basis. users ship shot up to 50 million. 2008, users ne

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