pittsburgh penguin, pittsburgh penguin, cheerio, jolly good to have you with us. wot, wot. as you can tell, i am still in the throes of royal baby fever which has me worried because you're supposed to starve a royal baby cold and feed a royal baby fever and i don't want to eat english food. me and the royal baby have so much in common in that both of our fontanelles are not closed yet. it's like a koosh ball up there. of course, once the heir arrived, there was only one question on every newsman's mind: how long is this still news? the answer, of course, until we get a baby name. dammit. >> britain's new prince is named prince george of cambridge. the royal baby's full name is george alexander louis. >> stephen: oh, there's going to be another king george. oh, that makes me want to violently establish our independence all over again. yes, i do. who is is crazy? you were? who peed blue? you did. so crazy. now, folks, there's a lot of speculation over what these names would be but i for one am not surprised because as a royal watcher, i know that will and kate are huge fans o