why is the pittsburgh steelers pencil upside down?rs pencil is upside down, everything is ruined. they're lucky pencils. and they're not lucky when one of them is upside down. i don't know how many times i have to tell you guys this. the new york jets can't be next to the minnesota vikings, because they have to be separated by conference. they're not lucky if they're not separated by conference. yeah, no, i know i'm spinning out! i am aware that i am spinning out, guys. i don't want to spin out but i'm spinning out. i spent $32,000 on these pencils on ebay. [ laughter ] i don't want to rehearse anymore. i am sorry you all had to see that. i was right though. bad luck. i feel like our journey should end here, but i cannot resist the siren's call. on to page 105 of deep google. let's see what we have here. seth adam meyers, an obituary? look at that, that's from 2008. seth meyers, 34, cast member of "saturday night live" died in a massive explosion at the update desk last night. am i dead? eli, am i dead? >> yes, seth, of course you're