[pizzaz moans] ♪ oh chirp. hey!from come deal central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, msnbc host chris hayes is joing us, everybody. and he will be here to talk about last night's g.o.p. debate. and speaking of the g.o.p. debate, last night was the g.o.p. debate. another one. i've got to be honest, you know, right now they're starting to feel a little bit like the pirates of the caribbean movie. the first one was entertaining, you know, because of the goofy, rambling unbalanced star. but now after four of these things, i'm starting to get tired of the same old stories about the guy with the sharp weapons, and the female krk with no believable line. this debate was down from crowded clown chorus event, it was clear from the start that unlike fox business was going to run a tight ship. >> the rules are simple. if a candidate goes over their allotted time

pizzaz. here you go. sorry i burned the clothes, and the jewelry kind of all melted together into a big clump. oh, how'd it go? pretty terribly. i did severe damage to almost every major system in my body and was almost killed several times. - sorry to hear that, kid. - thanks. do you think i could maybe keep the mustache? sure. thanks. ah ha ha ha ha ha. ah hah hah hah hah hah hah! ah hah-hah-hah-hah-hah hah-hah-hah! chirp. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight fareed zakaria is joining us, everybody! and now we happen to be off last week so i thought i would quickly catch you up on all the stuff we missed wile we were away. first up, congress managed to come to a budget deal meaning they will not be shutting down the government this month. which i'm told in america is a thing that deserves praise. yeah. that's rig