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. >> greg: this comes down to plaued reporting -- flawed reporting. are great people out of the 3,000 or 4,000 people playing professional sports. you don't see a lot because it's not interesting to watch. we get a cued perspective this is happening more when it's 24-hour cable -- that scene was seen 100 times before it got on "the five." >> dana: are you dumping on my segment? >> greg: i love how you act like you're upset. in the greenroom you said i can't get enough of this. you're blood-thirsty green room. your name before dana perino was super freaky, blood thirsty monster. >> bob: the guy goes off the court and hopefully goes to jail. >> kimberly: he got the n.b.a. good citizenship award. >> bob: what? what? >> kimberly: true. >> bob: that punk got -- are you kidding me? >> dana: i had to wash my hair last night. coming up, the bad habits, cussing, being slob could it be good for you? bob will tell us next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bob: welcome back. this is my favorite topic, bad habits. i am full of bad habits. a series of studies are brought together sa

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