the first word is playdates. >> awful. >> really? why? you know -- playdates, once you're at the age where you can drop your child off and go do errands, are beautiful. when they're at the age when you have to stick around and make small talk with the other mom and try to fill the time, there are a million things i would rather be doing. >> how about playing tag with your kids? >> pretty bad. not a huge fan at hide and seek. i had a confession on my site's confessional where the mom would play hide and seek with her kids, it was the only way she could steal a nap. she would always hide in her bed under the covers, that i'm a big fan of. but tag -- >> i want to know why you kept having children. >> not smart birth control. >> no. >> your book is very funny. and you are, too, and you're adorable. happy mother's day. >> some daily beauty habits you may want to rethink. >> when we come back. ♪ you know my heart burns for you... ♪ i'm up next, but now i'm singing the heartburn blues. hold on, prilosec isn't for fast relief. cue up alka-seltzer