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i hadn't thought of that. ( water plopping ) cusack: the day grew warmer. puddles began appearing everywhere, which meant that the ice on big bay was melting... fast! ( giggling ) ( gasps ) ( rumbling ) what was that? ( rumbling, ice cracking ) whoa! whoa! ( rumbling, cracking ) whoa! whoa! ( gasps ) ( gasps ) chirp, you're moving away. no, you're moving away. come back! i can't. watch out! here i come! oh, water! yuck! yuck! cold! yuck! oh, water! ( grunting ) ( breathing heavily ) i hate getting wet. chirp, you know what? we're floating. you're right. this could be our boat to green island. ( ice cracks ) ( chirp gasps ) only our boat is getting smaller. we need to look for something else that floats. hmm... hmm... ( ice cracking ) hmm? hmm? ( ice cracks, then chirp gasps ) something that's not ice. yes, a bigger, not-ice floating thing that won't melt or break or... whoa! whoa! oh, water! yuck! yuck! cold! oh, water! cold! yuck! ( peep panting ) ( chuckles ) ( peep panting ) peep, look! it's green island! ( giggling ) ( giggling ) peep: ahoy, green islan

you pulled it back like this, plop. [makes sound] plop. now... [makes sound] bam. everybody knows that. you guys do, too. now, what are two reasons pulling it all the way back gives you more change in momentum? check your neighbor. okay, what's the reasons, gang? you're gonna increase the force. when you stretch that elastic way, way back, there's a bigger force acting in that little rock that's gonna be flying out, huh? a bigger force. what else? that's right. it's gonna have a longer distance-- gonna take a longer time to-- have to spend, right? okay. so the longer the time that acts, the greater the force that acts, honey, that slingshot gonna fire faster. i mean, further. yah, yah? and it makes sense, huh? hey, how about a cannon? how about you got a couple of cannons? you got one short stubby cannon and you got the same darn cannon except the barrel's longer. now, you fire the cannonball, same amount of powder. [makes sound] which cannonball goes further? the long barrel? the short barrel? or same, same? short barrel. how about the people say, what? you got th

go straight to your computer and google "plopping." [laughter] we're very sorry. - we're sorry. - uh, good night. - thank you very much. - good night. - thank you. - ♪ i'm gonna do my one line here ♪ - oh, yeah. >> september 18, 2013. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. oh, we got a good one. we got a good one. we got a good one for you tonight. our guest tonight, my man crush... [laughter] mr. hugh jackman will be joining us. let's begin tonight, though, we're going to go from excitement to not as much. let's begin tonight with our sadly recurring segment, depressing familiar post-tragedy analysis. so, the guy who killed all those people monday with a shotgun he legally purchased two days before that, warning signs? >> alexis' families has told investigators he suffered from mental illness for a decade. >> jon: a decade of mental illness. that's pecu

there is kate spade and say that the mission is very important to us and to have a park avenue store plop down where andrew and adobe books were there for 25 years is a desecration. it's horrible. i don't understand why there is any support from local businesses. the local businesses could have a cooperative there. we had ideas for having pop uks who would have some of the other businesses there and little corners of the store. so vote against this, please. thank you. >> next speaker. >> hi, my name is brees culver ton. i live in san francisco for 20 years. i have seen many changes. the reason i initially moved here is because of the uniqueness. north beach is independent still and chinatown is independent. people don't come here to go to jack spade. people don't come here to go to another mall. and the mission has always been unique and you need to retain it's uniqueness in order to retain it's viability. as for the jack spade and mission, i don't know what kind of research they did. i don't think it's a good fit. i don't understand who is going to buy their stuff. maybe they think rich

not to be full another cosmonaut cole do you recall was abandoned his twenty fifteen space mission plopping the chance of extraterrestrial adventures for what he calls a more exciting job on the ground that story that r.t. dot com. also on the line up from sky high to tell you how the u.s. is looking to expand its drone warfare into the oceans with an unmanned craft called hydra such as the seas. right the sea. search tree. and i think the true. on our reporters were very. instrumental. the number of america's highest paid c.e.o. is being fired being fined for what has by dramatically in the last two decades according to a recent study i mean a few minutes here on our financial guru max kaiser takes. yeah. i've explained this many times before a board of directors of any s. and p. five hundred company america today wants to see implicated in some crime committing malfeasance committing fraud subpoenaed or in jail because it shows initiative they want to push the edge they want to go that extra mile they want to break the law and then they want to throw to the justice department to say. eric

>> reporter: on tuesday, fans lined up for a chance to be among the first to plop down $60 for the gamehich did $800 million in worldwide sales its first day. >> let's go! first one! >> reporter: today there were no signs momentum was slowing at the manhattan game stop where we ran into theresa roe tune doe. he bought the game for her 13 and 17-year-old sons. >> i want them to know i don't like it but i guess i do let them play because all their friends are playing. >> reporter: naomi barnett bought it for herself. she's not put off by the game's depiction of women, often as prostitutes or strippers. >> i think it's just a game to have fun with just to play and that's it. for me at least it is. >> reporter: grand theft auto v has made twice as much as the last "harry potter" movie did in its opening weekend. that film holds the record for the best box office opening ever. >> yes! whoo! >> reporter: but critics have complained about the violence, including a torture scene. officials with take two interactive software, the company behind the video game, declined to comment on criticisms o

last weekend her boyfriend plop yosed to her during a walk on the beach. >> he told me all the reasons he brought me there, he loved me and wanted to spend my life with me and i still didn't get it. i guess i must be not the sharpest tool in the shed. he said to me, couric, i'm trying to propose. >> she accepted. you can catch the premier monday at 3:00 here on abc 7. >> you probably heard about twerking. >> yes. we have an important tip for you if you're going to wall twerk stay away from doors. that is horrible. >> he she said she was ryeing to make a video to her bow friend when it turned into the epic twerking fail. she was not seriously injured but that is a candle she fell into. >> you can see it caught her pants on fire. two million hits in three day autos i told my daughters if you're going to wall twerk stay way from doors and not around open bay flame, okay. >> this is what not to do. >> yes. >> still ahead latest pitch in the high-stakes fight to around a's to move. >> we were drinking heavily. >> a shocking online confession. he admits to killing a man. hitz message. why so

if you fire that cannonball at a low speed, plop, splasharoony. you fire a little higher speed, splasharoony down here. how fast would you have to fire that cannonball, no splash? check the neighbor, see if the neighbor know. how many say it's 8 kilometers per second? can i have a show of hands? yeah, my people, my people. 8 kilometers per second will do it. 1 second later, if you're 8 kilometers away, you'll be just as far off the ground as you were here, 'cause don't forget this distance above to that straight line is a 5 meter drop, which tells us how satellites operate. newton talked about that years ago. newton says consider a mountain high enough to be, not above gravity, a lot of people think above gravity, no, no, no, no, to be above the drag of the atmosphere. put a cannon on there and fire that cannonball and guess how fast it'll orbit. 8 kilometers per second... what you do is you orbit all the way around-- you're falling all the time, fall, fall, fall without ever hitting the ground. so that speed will put you in orbit. so next time yo

they plopped us down in the middle of the desert. we were given two instructions. fire. >> get along. if you don't get along, fine. just survive. >> we came here and this was not meant to be a competition, at least by them. it was for me and i'm kicking their butts. >> touts himself as being a fairly fit guy, really wants to be athletic. >> whoa. >> i didn't know he was a ringer at ping-pong. >> we had a rather interesting first workout. it was a near death experience for lester. >> hold it tight. >> the second workout didn't come out nearly as well as the first. >> we are not even halfway there. >> arms up. >> jamaica was an incredibly successful bonding trip. there's a big part of jamaica in both of our heritage. for lester, he went back with his mother. >> it's like now i'm home. this is just unbelievable. >> most people today are going to talk about him as a professional and a broadcaster of journalism. he's a great husband and great father. >> he's the nicest, most genuine person i've ever met. >> mr. nbc, they should have a contest, he would win. >> the wonde

they would actually plopping this country back into the recession all to deny the basic security of health to millions of americans. that's not happening. >> the provision to de fund the affordable health care act is expected to die in the democratically controlled senate. the bay area communities are joining the nationwide protest over the proposed keystone pipeline. people in san francisco, berkeley and sannen sell mow will hold demonstrations today. it will have an adverse impact on the environment. today's demonstrations began at 1:00 at the hub in san ensalmo. also at noon at herron's head park in san francisco. also happening today, san francisco will celebrate the u.n's international day of peace. the peace day rally and festival kicks on of at noon and it will feature music, artists and speakers. the occupy action council will also hold a general assembly at the festival at 4:20 to commemorate the second anniversary of the occupy movement. police have arrested members of a notorious street gang who they say ran a dog fighting ring in san francisco. they confiscated the video, but v

she plopped herself in my seat. where am i supposed to go sit now? >> i said you are on your own. >> i walked up in the back and set with the network guys. that was more fun to do anyhow. you can watch the way it looks on television. for someone like me it is less what is going on in the hall and more what is going on for the 80 million americans who are watching this on television. there are a lots of moments that happened backstage. one of them, which i've seen happen a lot, it is one of the rare occasions that the two campaign staffs who are in mortal combat during this campaign season come together. it is always a refreshing opportunity. they get to meet their counterparts. there is a little bit of fraternizing. it is an opportunity for you to see be other team in action. i wish there was more. i wish we created more opportunities for them to have conversation. the only other time they see each other as when they are squawking on television and yelling at each other. in the goal of creating more civil dialogue, we can create more opportunities fo

they plopped us down in the middle of this desert.n two instructions -- survive -- >> wow, i made fire. >> -- and get along. and if you don't get along, just survive. >> this was not meant to be a competition. at least by them. but it was for me. >> he wants to be athletic. >> watch this! whoa! >> i didn't know he was a ringer at ping-pong. >> we had a rather interesting first workout. it was a near-death experience for lester. >> come on! >> the second workout didn't come out nearly as well as the first. you're not even halfway there. >> we're not halfway there? >> arms up! >> jamaica was an incredibly successful bonding trip. there's a great part of jamaica in both our heritage. lester went back there with his mother. >> it's like, now i'm home. this is just unbelievable. >> most people today are going to talk about him as a professional and broadcaster and journalism. but he's a great husband and a great father. >> he is the nicest, most genuine person i've ever met. mr. nbc. they should have a contest. he would win. >> the wonderf

she plopped herself in my seat. where am i supposed to go sit now? >> i said you are on your own. >> i walked up in the back and set with the network guys. that was more fun to do anyhow. you can watch the way it looks on television. for someone like me it is less what is going on in the hall and more what is going on for the 80 million americans who are watching this on television. there are a lots of moments that happened backstage. one of them, which i've seen happen a lot, it is one of the rare occasions that the two who are inaffs mortal combat during this campaign season come together. always a refreshing opportunity. they get to meet their counterparts. there is a little bit of fraternizing. it is an opportunity for you to see be other team in action. was more.re i wish we created more opportunities for them to have conversation. the only other time they see each other as when they are squawking on television and yelling at each other. goal of creating more civil dialogue, we can create more opportunities for them to get to know each other a l

a couple of hours later she regretted doing that and she plopped manchester. all the interviews are there except the ones where mrs. kennedy and robert kennedy and some of the other kennedys are there were a lot of things are blacked out. that was part of the agreement that manchester made with them. she wanted him to remove this. she felt and than robert kennedy believed that the portrait that was in negative portrait of lyndon johnson. it was so bad the portrait that even the kennedy people objected to it. robert kennedy was afraid that people would see this as nothing more than a political attack by the kennedys against the sitting president at a time when robert kennedy is down the senate. the kennedys really did not accept this. no one accepted the view of this very negative portrait that he painted of lyndon johnson. manchester says for example and in johnson was simply at the whim of a secret service agent at parkland hospital. the secret service were in his face. they were insisting that he leave parkland hospital and go back to air force one. clearly

supposed to sit in and i won't mention her name as she is the democratic congresswoman from denver she plopped herself down in my seat. i'm like, where am i supposed to go sit down? >> i said you're on your own, buddy. >> i walked up in the back and sat with the network guys, which was more -- that was more fun to do anyhow because then you can watch how it looks on television. for someone like me it's less what is going on in the hall and more what is going on for the eighty million plus americans who are watching this on television. but there are a lot of great moments that happen backstage. one of them, which i remember i've seen happen a lot, is one of the rare occasions where the two campaign staffs who are in mortal combat come together. it's always a refreshing opportunity because they get to meet their counterparts and there's a little of fraternizing going on because everyone has a high energy level and nervous. but it is the opportunity for you to see the other team in action. i wish there was more -- i wish we created more opportunities for some of them to have some conversation bec

♪ welcome to drippity-droppity-plop! (nick) oh, this place is awesome. those people look like ants from way up here. (sally) hey... they are ants. oh, well that explains a lot. maybe they know where to find rain? only one way to find out. excuse me, could you tell us where all the rain is? rain, you say? uh! no need to shout. i'll adjust the voice-a-ma-boomer. you were saying? we don't see much rain down here, i'm afraid. not much at all. (nick) but... i thought this was a rain forest? oh-ho, there's plenty of rain to be found. you just have to go up . exactly what i was saying. then up we shall go! quick! to the thingamajigger. hey, that's my line. ♪ here we go! (honk) rain-ward ho! hey, where did everybody go? (nick) uh, we're still here, cat. it's just hard to see through all the mist. i can feel a little bit of rain, but still not enough to collect. and there's no puddles way up here either. whoopsie-doodle. all this mist is making it hard to steer around the branches and leaves. (honk) (crash) (squawk) whoa... what was that ? (squawk) there it is ag

." >> reporter: on tuesday fans around the world lined up for the chance to be the first to plop down $60 for the game. friday there were no signs momentum was slowing at the manhattan game stop where we ran into terisa rotundo. he sbout it for her 13 and 17-year-old. >> i don't like it but i let them buy it because all their friends are playing. >> reporter: this woman bought it for herself. >> i think it's game to have fun with eight plant and that's it. for me it is. >> reporter: "grand theft auto 5" made just as much as the last harry potter movie held. it's the best box office opening every, but critics have complained about the violence including a torture scene. the company declined to comment on the criticisms of it. sales could jump even higher. for "cbs this morning saturday," elaine quijano, new york. >> the game is so much about violence there was violence to get the game. people impersonalities police officers to get the game. >>> tomorrow night is bag night. the emmy awards. it is happening at the nokia theater in downtown los angeles and you can see it right here on cbs

you can take this whole thing over to the table, plop it down and it will stay at 110 right in the middle of your guests and you can dip all day. dip, dip, dip, everybody dip. and the best part about it? you can grill on the table. >> man: oh... >> what do you think about that? >> mmm... >> so it's raining outside, it's the middle of winter, you still get grilled food. will it change the way you cook at home? >> group: yes. >> the p.i.c. makes everything so simple. >> it looks like you ordered it from a restaurant. >> it does look like i ordered it from a restaurant. that's because i'm a good cook now with the p.i.c. [laughter] >> announcer: introducing the revolutionary precision induction cooktop from nuwave, the leader in portable induction cooking technology. the nuwave heats up twice as fast, uses up to 70% less energy and is safer than any cooktop. best of all, the nuwave is the only portable cooktop that gives you precise temperature control with the simple press of a button. >> it takes the human error out of cooking. there's no more guesswork in what temperature you're cooking at

she plopped herself in my seat. where am i supposed to go sit now?>> i said you are on your own. >> i walked up in the back and sat with the network guys. that was more fun to do anyhow. you can watch the way it looks on television. for someone like me, it is less what is going on in the hall and more what is going on for the 80 million americans who are watching this on television. there are a lots of moments that happened backstage. one of them, which i've seen happen a lot, it is one of the rare occasions that the two campaign staffs who are in mortal combat during this campaign season come together. it is always a refreshing opportunity. they get to meet their counterparts. there is a little bit of fraternizing. it is an opportunity for you to see the other team in action. i wish there was more. i wish we created more opportunities for them to have conversation. the only other time they see each other is when they are squawking on television and yelling at each other. in the goal of creating more civil dialogue, we can create more opportunities f