what's our star look like from pluto? our sun from pluto looks like all the other stars. but you're looking at them in the past. now anyone out there looking at us right now is looking at us in the past. no one can see us right now and like i said, didn't you have trouble seeing your hand? hey, i'm not sure that was my hand. i'm exaggerating there. but yeah, they have these things, but let me just short circuit things and ask this, gang. let's suppose someone was kind enough to put a mirror way out on a planet. and make it so it's pointing right down to us and it's 1,000 light years away. you know what i'm talking about, 1,000 light years? it takes 1,000 years for light to go up there. or it takes 1,000 years for light to go down here. now sometimes you guys in the morning you get up and you brush your teeth, why do you guys look at the mirror when you're brushing your teeth by the way? have you ever noticed that? you brush your teeth, you look in the mirror, yeah? or you're combing your hair, you look in the mirror, right? when you look in the mirror, you see yourself al

. >> he's so fat he's not technically a planet, but what we call pluto now. he's so at fat, he ate a staffer. i'm going to change hands. chris christie's so fat when he backs up, he beats and he goes "i'm hungry." knock knock. >> who's that? >> chris christie. >> don't eat me! >> he's so fat, one time i was giving a presentation and he ate my piecharts. >> change back. chris christie's favorite band is bruce springsteen, because be he's from new jersey and least favorite band is the doors because he doesn't fit through them. chris christie's so fat his lap band is an orchestra. thanks for listening. >> retweets do not mean endorsements. i will be sticking around to host "the young turks" where i welcome joe williams into "the young turks." jack bergmann and david as serroda we're going to talk about ted cruz. have a great night. bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the au

>> jimmy: pro, seeing goofy and pluto. ] it's a cultural thing, they eat dogs. >> steve: why are we so superior? no, we're just stating a cultural difference. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. pro, the park has a colorful, wacky mascot. con, dennis rodman. [ laughter ] they love that guy. he's great. i love him. he's fantastic. pro, getting to see all your favorite characters from north korean fairy tales. con, like weeping beauty and prince starving. [ laughter ] and finally, pro, if you're lucky, you can leave with a valuable prize. con -- your life. [ cheers and applause ] there you go, that's the pros and cons. we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ at honda, we know some people are never satisfied with a good idea. and work day and night until they end up in a place that no one ever dreamed of. because they know that things can always be better. well, us, too. introducing the redesigned 44-mile-per-gallon-highway civic hybrid. the best civic hybrid yet. made poss

it's the pluto 2. what? come on! that's a phone now! >> jimmy: that's the name of a giant phone. than pepper. >> jimmy: i like that. >> i'm very sexy. very sexy. >> jimmy: have you ever done that? i've never seen you with a beard. >> i know. i know. i can grow one. why do you sound surprised? >> jimmy: no. >> oh, i have a poem for you. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes, a little poem. i don't know if we -- >> jimmy: do we have any poem music? >> i don't know. just a little tinkering, bell or flute. a poem. fee-fi-fo, flirty. someone's moving to 11:30. [ laughter and applause ] wait, wait. wait! he serves his comedy in big dollops. you've got to ask yourself, what's in your wallet? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. ♪ >> jay -- jay leno, it's his time. >> jimmy: stop calling. >> i did a poem for him. i'll do a poem for you, jay leno. damn it. >> jimmy: it is going to be -- >> i know, you've got seth. and you've got you and "saturday night live," and lorne michaels, the -- you know, the godfather of comedy is producing it all. >> jimmy: it's all in this building. >> you've

>> jimmy: pro, seeing goofy and pluto.t's a cultural thing, they eat dogs. >> steve: why are we so superior? no, we're just stating a cultural difference. >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] pro, the park has a colorful, wacky mascot. con, dennis rodman. [ laughter ] they love that guy. he's great. i love him. he's fantastic. pro, getting to see all your favorite characters from north korean fairy tales. con, like weeping beauty and prince starving. [ laughter ] and finally, pro, if you're lucky, you can leave with a valuable prize. con -- your life. [ cheers and applause ] there you go, that's the "pros & cons." we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what do you think about caffeine? we consume over two billion cups of coffee every week without a second thought. 5-hour energy has less caffeine than some starbucks coffees, plus it has vitamins and nutrients. it's simple... caffeine with vitamins and nutrients. it's the combination that makes it so great. before yo

declaraciones de cristian, tras pelea con el noviio >>y vamos con satcha >>miren quienes llegaron >>daisy y pluto veces si nos verán... >>saludos a la gente aquí, >>estamos en vivo, esto sucede queremos ir de un lado a otro, para que conozcan todo. >>y estamos en compañia de la gente linda >>les gusta el chisme, verdad!! >>y supieron lo de cristian >>se peleo con el novio >>llaman en la madrugada al 9 11 y reportan que se le peleo con ben hugger. >>y se vieron ante el juez, esto fue lo que dijo al salir de la corte. >>salieron golpeados >>han sido momentos muy difíciles, he vivido una pesadilla gracias adios la justicia prevalece, hoy el juez no vio pruebas suficientes para avanzar en este caso, ahorita no puedo hablar de eso, espero después hablar de lo que sucedio, esta persona se ha dedicado a difamar, no voy a entrar en un circo así, creo en la justicia, hay pruebas contra la otra persona, la verdad nuncaquise hacer daño, él es quien ha querido hacerme daño, a traves de twitter ha tratado de amenzarme y causar una reaccion en mi, que no va a causar, lo único que les digo a quienes han sido al

niño >> esta en el castillo con la princesa >> ahí >> no me acuerdo >> ahí tampoco >> es el show de plutoo de víctor manuel que celebra 20 aos, en despierta américa 16 aos, la mejor manera de comenzar tu >> una de las noticias recientes es la aprobacion de la fda de la venta de la pildora del día siguiente a las mujeres a partir de los 15 años, la pildora abortiva funciona como un anticonceptivo de emergencia >> si se la daría, pero le daría la opción para escogerlo, es una de las muchas alternativas para que la gente decida, que bueno que exista,apoyaria si se quiere usar, pero debe ser educación >> prefiriría no darsela, una buena educaci'en que aprenda a tomar decisiones y a cuidars >> si se la daría para evitar los abortos, porque la verdad estoy en contra del aborto y puedes evitar muchas cosas >> estamos con madeline hernandez, y 2 más más con opiniones diferentes y la sicologa >> diana, vamos a comenzar contigo, no estoy de acuerdo, para mi es un permiso tácito, haz lo que quieras, son niños inmaduros, inestable, es bueno que exista la pildora, pero no que la vendan como chicles, l

. >> that to me -- i think 12 centuries from now when the survivors are all living on pluto, future historiansire subject from -- the debate over the existence of the subject let alone its consequences. >> stephanie: exactly. they are going to go you denied what 99% of the scientific community thought? >> and the fact that your weather has gone completely mad. >> stephanie: right. right. >> it has gone mental. >> stephanie: yeah, we have had this discussion it's like why has this version of the republican party move sod far right and so far anti-science the john mccains and those that were considered reasonable a few years ago, i thought there used to be consensus. there was certainly consensus on disaster relief. >> stephanie: yeah. >> but everything -- everything -- everything is now about somebody's perception of the budget. and at this point with the budget deficit going down, this isn't about economics anymore. this is about the puretive -- you know, the purification rituals of suffering. >> stephanie: yeah. >> you enact enough suffering you make us a better people. >> stephanie: yeah and