there was one, university of wisconsin-parkside, assigned edgar allen poe and had a poe impersonator come to campus. [laughter] so if it's a dead author, you can always get an impersonator. [laughter] >> if the movie exists, they'll watch the movie and not red the book -- read the book, as often as not. >> well, you know what happened in seinfeld when the judge -- [inaudible] breakfast"breakfast at tiffany', of course, changes the whole plot of the book. >> i don't think i can repeat that, but -- [laughter] yes. >> a three-part question. has any thought been begin to why there's only -- been given to why there's only one common book assigned? why not two? and why not a rotation where one year you have something from the science department that they suggest and history another year, something from art and mathematics, literature, that way? and the third is why not, indeed, have some sort of testing or assignment that -- [inaudible] these kids are coming from high school whether the curriculum is good or not where they're used to accountability. >> so the three-part questions are why n