is the pokemon he should have quoted. >> i could use pants.pants.nfl to dros is the pokemon he should have quoted. >> i could use pants. to drop o is the pokemon he should have quoted. >> i could use pants. [ cheers and applause ] >> to be fair to herman cain, we can't all be as wise as slow king. when he's wearing the shoulder of knowledge. look it up, bitches. ♪ and just let me be [ male announcer ] this is your moment. ♪ your ticket home [ male announcer ] this is zales, the diamond store. take an extra 10 percent off storewide now through sunday. with less chronic low back pain. imagine living your life with less chronic osteoarthritis pain. imagine you, with less pain. cymbalta can help. cymbalta is a non-narcotic treatment that's fda-approved to manage chronic musculoskeletal pain. one pill a day, every day, can help reduce this pain. tell your doctor right away if your mood worsens, you have unusual changes in mood or behavior or thoughts of suicide. antidepressants can increase these in children, teens, and young adults. cymbalta is no

but my personal truth is, i know next to nothing about pokemon.devoted father of a 5 and 7-year-old, knows more about pokemon than herman cain and me put together. >> you know, herman cain seemed to sense that his supporters needed something to lift his spirits. which is what led to herman cain saying the greatest nine words ever spoken by an american politician. >> i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. i'm going to miss him so. of course, mr. cain performed that almost as well as its original performer, donna summer. ♪ life can be a challenge ♪ life can seem impossible ♪ it's never easy when so much is on the line ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. herman cain's farewell address, words of wisdom to his followers and supporters, the final moments of his campaign, are from the closing credits of the pokemon movie. the thing they play to get you the [ bleep ] out of the theater. first of all, it's not even the most inspirational quote from the pokemon movie. >> i see now the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. it is wha

as you know, he recited the lyrics to the theme song from "pokemon 2000."d this at his good-bye press conference on saturday. the tributes began pouring in last night beginning with one from jon stewart. >> herman cain saying the greatest nine words ever spoken by an american politician. >> i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. [ cheers and applause ] herman cain's farewell address, words of wisdom to his followers and supporters. the final moments of his campaign are from the closing credits of the pokemon movie. the thing they play to get you the [ bleep ] out of the theater. first of all, it's not even the most inspirational quote from the pokemon movie. >> i see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. >> well said. well said magic japanese cat monster who was created as the result of a genetic experiment and therefore has psychic powers that far exceed those of his fellow pokemon. considering what led cain to leave the race, this is the line he really sho

first of all it's not even the most inspirational quote from the pokemon movie.. >> i see that the the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. >> jon: well said magic japanese cat monster who was created as the result of a genetic experiment and therefore has psychic powers. well said. of course, considering what led cain to drop out of the race, this is the pokemon 2000 line he really should have quoted. >> i could use pants. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: to be fair to herman cain, we can't all be as wise as slowking when he's wearing the shellder of knowledge. look it up. shellder of knowledge. where is does that leave the republican party? you won't believe it. >> i'm going to be the nominee. i mean it's very hard not to look at the recent polls and think that the odds are very high i'm going to be the nominee. >> jon: what? what is so crazy? republicanes are up newt creek without a paddle. why will newt be the nominee? >> those guys were the new kid on the block and isn't this wonderf

words came from the pokemon movie -- life can be a challenge.sible. it's never easy when there's so much on the line. but you and i can make a difference. there's a mission just for you and me. just look inside and you will find just what you can do. >> that just happened. that's from the song "the power of one" those are direct lyrics he quoted, in the closing of his speech to end his presidential campaign from the movie whose trailer you're watching here "pokemon 2000" the song sung by the great donna summer. you can't make it up, the end of his campaign, quoting pokemon. if you were on the internet last week, you saw this clip from tlc's new show "virgin diaries" a couple of virgins getting married. they had never kissed until their wedding day. 31-year-old ryan, 27-year-old shanna. let's see how it went after they said their i do's. >> i now declare you to be husband and wife. ryan, you may kiss your bride. >> really? [ cheers and applause ] [ applause ] >> it's their first kiss, what do you want? it will get better. it looked like a bird fe

. >> i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: go on. >> life can be a challenge. life can seem impossible.

good. >> we talked about herman cain citing pokemon. >> that was useless. the pokemon 2000 song.mer. >> herman cain saying the greatest nine words ever spoken by an american politician. >> i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. [ cheering ] >> herman cain's farewell address, words of wisdom to his followers and supporters. the final moments of his campaign are from the closing credits of the pokemon movie. the thing they play to get you the [ bleep ] out of the theater. first of all it's not even the most inspirational quote from the pokemon movie. >> i see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. >> well said. well said, minimum wage japanese cat monster, who was created as the result of a genetic experiment and therefore has psychic powers that far exceed those of its fellow pokemon. well said. of course, considering what led cain to drop out of the race this is the pokemon 2000 line he really should have quoted. >> i could use pants. >> the tributes to herman cain just keep rollin

the film pokemon 2000. >> he quoted pokemon?y -- >> he quoted pokemon. oh, my -- oh my god! >> laugh if you must, but do you know who sang that song? >> who? >> donna summer. >> stop. >> by name too. he straight face -- >> he quotes pokemon. >> hey, look who's here. oh, i'm looking forward to this. >> i can't breathe. pokemon. oh, my god. you ready for your present? yeah. all right, i'll be right back. okay. ♪ [ male announcer ] sometimes the giving can be just as amazing as the gift. what do you think? [ laughs ] ♪ [ male announcer ] the lexus december to remember sales event is here, but only for a limited time. see your lexus dealer for exclusive lease offers on the 2012 ct 200h and, as a gift from lexus, we'll make your first month's payment. ♪ it's nice to see you ♪ in my bed ♪ ♪ there are diamonds in her eyes ♪ ♪ ♪ and they sparkle in the night ♪ ♪ when the moment comes alive [ male announcer ] this is your moment. this is zales, the diamond store. take up to an extra 15 percent off storewide now through tuesday. it's 4g,

watch a lot of pokemon on the bus?rview with gq magazine, cain said he heard these words in a promo by nbc sports for the olympics in the year 2000. this is 11 years ago and words apparently just stayed with him. go figure. >> i don't know why that gives me the kbig giggles so much. so i will move on. >> it is funny. >> senators specifically playing secret santa. >> right. much more serious story. 100 seats in the senate. 58 are playing secret santa for the first time. bipartisan effort, if you will, to bring good cheer to the capitol hill. 37 democrats. 21 republicans. gifts have to be wrapped and government no more than $10. i guess that's the way they get around the house senate gift ban. where did this idea come from? senator al franken from minnesota. he says he got the idea from grade school when he drew the name of a bully in the gt exchange and ended up becoming friends with him. >> okay, maybe the love will extend into that whole payroll tax cut extension. we shall see, from this super

i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. >> don't worry. donations are still accepted. >>> we begin with bromance in the air for the gop's new darling of the month, mr. newt gingrich. a short time ago the king of bling arrived at trump tower to kiss the ring of the donald. just down the road in newt's favorite jewel store, tiffany. gingrich arrived in new york as the first candidate to sign on for trump's debate on december 27th. there's some concern about whether the venue will have enough space for just these two egos. >> it's amazing how well he's doing and how it's really resonated with so many people. >> tondonald trump is a great showman and dpraet businea grea. he's a genuine american icon in his own right. why wouldn't you want to come and hank out with mihm? >> in dween the love fest they found time to work on a self-promoting effort to help new york city's poorest children. from the knld of child labor, a new program. ten lucky children could find themselves tapped to join the young janitors of america mentored by mr. trump. >> we

and i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. life can be a challenge.easy when there's so much on the line. >> stephen: yes. stirring words. it reminded me of when ronald reagan challenged america to be great again by saying scooby dooby do, where are you? we've got some work to do now. but perhaps the most overlooked tragedy of cain quitting is how it will affect his book, this is herman kane. as i'm sure you remember, cain's autobiography ends with this stirring prediction, well, i'm just about at the elevator up to the family quarters, but bear with me for just a minute more as i confirm who i am. it's obvious i'm the president of the united states of america. just think, a few days ago o that didn't seem ridiculous. (laughter) >> stephen: what a sad country we live in. so herman ca companyin won't have to recall all of his books. i have taken the liberty of writing an epilogue you can paste into your copy. it's available on colbert nation.com to print out. suddenly i hear the alarm ring. i slowly open my eyes and realize it was all just a dream. the

there was barbecue served, music played, and cain even quoted the animated movie "pokemon". up until the last minute, cain's closest advisers were still in the dark about what decision he would make. it was supposed to be a new beginning, the grand opening of herman cain's georgia state headquarters. but when cain and his wife of 43 years gloria stepped off the campaign bus even his supporters didn't know what he would say. >> i am suspending my presidential campaign because of the continued distraction, the continued hurt caused on me and my family. >> reporter: cain acknowledged the painful impact of allegations of sexual harassment and, more recently, claims by an atlanta woman, ginger white, of a 13-year extramarital affair. >> it wasn't a love affair. it was a sexual affair. >> reporter: still, cain remained defiant. >> my wife, my family and i, we know that those false and unproved allegations are not true! i am at peace with my god. i am at peace with my wife. and she is at peace with me. >> reporter: cain supporters were stunned and saddened. >> i really thought he w

the question is -- would you have had cain's improbable run in any other way, than with a pokemon quote's what he did. >>> and aaron rodgers breaks the heart of giants fans with game-winning drive that took less than a minute and kept the packers perfect. the question is, will anybody beat these guys? it's "way too early" for this. >>> good morning, i'm willie geist and this is "way too early," the show that was

i believe these words came from the pokey monday movie -- pokemon movie, the media pointed that out.ot sure who the original author is so don't go writing an article about the boy, but it says a lot about where i am, where i am with my wife and my family and where we are as a nation. "life can be a challenge. life can seem impossible. it's never easy when there is so much on the line. but you and i can make a difference. there is a mission just for you and me. just look inside and you will find just what you can do. just look inside and you will find just what you can do. i have had to look inside to find what i can do and here is what i can do. here is what we can do. we can put united back into the united states of america and move a shining city on the hill back to the top of the hilltop where it belongs and i will never apologize for the greatness of the united states of america. god bless you. i love you. and thank you! [cheers and applause] ♪ listen baby ♪ ♪ ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low ♪ ain't no river wide enough, baby ♪ ♪ if you need me, call me, no matter whe

a few children got seizures after watching pokemon. but television shows have been modified so it doesn't happen anymore. >> hopefully they can take it out of the movie. >>> getting over the death of a recent loved one is tough. there's no question. but it becomes even more stressful when e-mails are still coming from that deceased person or so it seems. that is a drama one family is having to deal with as a hacker keeps sending them messages from their dead mother's account. >> i don't think it's fair that me and my sister have to suffer seeing an e-mail from my mom that is not even here. >> these e-mails started almost two years to the day after cassie wood's mom died. her and her husband tried emailing the hacker begging him to stop. no use. the e-mails stop coming. they contacted yahoo directly and after providing lots of information that this was a problem, yahoo officials said they needed the death certificate before they could take action. >> everything that you would have on an e-mail account to prove that you're that person, i

tweets include extra marital affairs, the hash tag cain wreck and pokemon as a movie that came quoted in his suspension speech. >>> a veteran redskin reveals why he believes in rex grossman as the starting quarterback. >> and some home cooking in the district. sports is next. >> hi, everybody, i'm lindsay murphy. today's game, not as exciting. the hoyas returned home for the first of four straight games at the verizon center and their opponent, new jersey institute of technology. and it was a big day for hoya junior hollis thompson who put on a log-distance shooting clinic and sems to thompson and drains the attempt. two minutes later, thompson with another rainbow 3-pointer and nothing but net there and if you were wondering, the same results. he would make 6 of 7 from downtown and finishing with the game high 20 points and nearly played 19 minutes. later in the first half, the freshman on the field and he goes the distance. 84-44, the hoyas are 7-1. >>> and to the acc, the cavaliers hosting him, and also from downtown. he would drill one of the 4-3 pointers and had 14 points. virgin

i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. the media pointed that out.sure who the original author is, so do not go write an article about the poem. but it says a lot about where i am with my wife and my family and where we are as a nation. "life can be a challenge. life can seem impossible. it is never easy when there is so much on the line, but you and i can make a difference. there is a mission just for you and me. just look inside and you will find just what you can do. just look inside and you will find just what you can do." i have had to look inside to find what i can do and here is what i can do. here is what we can do. we can put united back into the united states of america and move the shining city on a hill back to the top of the hilltop where it belongs. i will never apologize for the greatness of the united states of america. god bless you. i love you and thank you. [cheers and applause] ♪ ain't no mountain high ain't no valley low river wide enough, baby don't worry baby just call my name i'll be there in a hurry you don't have to worry ai

. >> i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. >> i was dispondant. my joy again. and then. >> we're just confirming donald trump will moderate a republican debate on december 27th in des moines, iowa. >> thank you, jesus. sometimes when god closes a door, he opens a window. sometimes standing outside that window is a circus peanut wearing a badger. >> donald trump is a friend. he's my best friend. number one best greatest friend of all time. we race yachts. wd0trade mistresses. i call him trump card. he calls me cold beer. the guy is a boob. he looks like a tangelo had sex with an old dish rag. >> donald trump has decided to cancel his republican debate he was going to host later this weekend. the good news, he only has to tell two people. the only ones who showed up. >> newt gingrich says he's against gay marriage. that explains why it's the only type of marriage he hasn't tried yet. >> newt gingrich is now riding very high in the polls. yeah. he's the front-runner now, i believe. some polls have him as the front-runner by quite a margin. i'm surpri

i believe these words came from the pokemon movie. the media pointed that out.t sure who the original author is, so do not go write an article about the poem. but it says a lot about where i am with my wife and my family and where we are as a nation. "life can be a challenge. life can seem impossible. it is never easy when there is so much on the line, but you and i can make a difference. there is a mission just for you and me. just look inside and you will find just what you can do. just look inside and you will find just what you can do." i have had to look inside to find what i can do and here is what i can do. here is what we can do. we can put united back into the united states of america and move the shining city on a hill back to the top of the hilltop where it belongs. i will never apologize for the greatness of the united states of america. god bless you. i love you and thank you. [cheers and applause] ♪ ain't no mountain high ain't no valley low don't worry baby just call my name i'll be there in a hurry you don't have to worry ain't no mountain high e

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