e.coli only one place to get e.coli and that is fecal matter or poop. >> anderson: you have poop on your eye liner. >> yes it picks it up from the air being in bathrooms. >> ra yeah. >> anderson: bring bring this into the bathroom and reusing it time and time again. how long have you been using that for? >> probably a few months. >> anderson: so she is putting poop on her eyes? >> right. >> but this is not an unusual looking bag. i'm sure a lost people. >> anderson: everybody is laughing you are all putting poop on your eye. and i had my cellphone tested last year there's poop on my cellphone. there's poop on everybody's cellphones because you bring them into the bathroom and think you are so clever and you got poop on your phone. >> it's common. >> anderson: it is common. and it can be bad -- this -- you shouldn't be putting poop in your eye. that is the headline. what should women do to protect themselves? >> there are a few things that women can do to protect themselves from germs. and do not share makeup, can you get cold sores and pink eye. firstly, all is organic or natural makeup

or should we go: your poop, my poop, your poop, my poop."cheers and applause] [laughter] i just want to take a second here to point out that received applause. [cheers and applause] of course prospective couples will want to make sure you're up for the voyage. so to test it out, you and your partner should spend a month in a geo metro drinking each other's urine and covering the windows with your own waste. and if a cop asks what you're doing, just tell them you're training to be an astronaut. [laughter] we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is an actor, director author, poet and model. but you probably know him from this interview we're about to do. please welcome james franco. [cheers and applause] good to see you again. thanks for coming back. [cheers and applause] nice to see you again. >> very good to see you. so happy to be here. >> stephen: you are always a friendly face. as i said you are an actor, director, writer, poet, artist, student, teacher recentl

claire. >> claire pooped in the tub.ant needs a nap. ♪ >> when your friends take you out for your birthday sometimes when you wake up the next morning you're happy you're unscathed, unscarred and i'm sure tim is thinking the same thing. tim's co-worker took him out for his birthday but he said the bartender wanted to give him something he wouldn't forget. tim got a shot by his friend and the bartender gets involved. >> oh! >> that's not supposed to happen. >> no. that's what that guy said. >> the whole table is on fire. >> see them try to blow the table out. >> what's interesting is you don't see what was done to make those flames soar off into the air. >> alcohol. probably weren't thinking about these guys had probably been there celebrating a long time and they had spilled all over the bar top and, therefore, you have a nameable liquid everywhere and took off from there. >> poor tim. he okay. >> as that one person said -- >> nobody was hurt. >> happy birthday, sort of. >> that's it for us at "right this minute." thanks

there's no poop. where's the poop?y getting over him, i may have called him and left an... indelicate voice mail. i am gonna kill you. i'm gonna fly to chicago kill you put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. and then maybe catch a bears game. but mostly the killing and eating your face thing. give me your phone. we're deleting don's number. don't worry. i am never doing that again. it was a one-time thing. prove it. delete contact. (sighs) there. deleted. oh, hey. wow. back already. how was flying solo? and by "solo," i mean so low that you got shot down. look, i didn't get shot down. trust me, i'll get the yes. barney stinson always gets the yes. this is all part of the plan. after initial contact, i'm now in the ignoring phase. barney, why can't you just take a girl out to dinner like a normal person? golden rule: i do not buy dinner to get the yes. dinner's a very intimate activity. it requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't. call me old-fashioned, but i need to have sex w

claire. >> claire pooped in the tub.eds a nap. ♪ >> when your friends take you out for your birthday sometimes when you wake up the next morning you're happy you're unscathed, unscarred and i'm sure tim is thinking the same thing. tim's co-worker took him out for his birthday but he said the bartender wanted to give him something he wouldn't forget. tim got a shot by his friend and the bartender gets involved. >> oh! >> that's not supposed to happen. >> no. that's what that guy said. >> the whole table is on fire. >> see them try to blow the table out.

did he give himself the name little poop pea which is clearly a euphemism for something else. not sure there is anything criminal here, but if i could lock up the parents i would. >> lori, you are a parent, or you claim to be one. could you argue that lil poop pea is learning about capitalism at a young age and learning to make money and that is a good thing? >> that is a thoughtful question. i think the child is being exploited. my goal for my two little girls is to keep them off the pole. that's all i want. >> you truly are the mother of the year. keep them off the pole. >> do as you say and not as you do. >> i work at fox business news. >> i am talking before that. >> what kind of pole are you talking about? a barber pole? >> a stripper pole. >> i am joking. >> the kid is being exploited because obviously an adult has shown him the whacking of the girl's bottom and he will carry the disrespect with him and it is sad. >> it is sad. do you think it is a form of abuse? >> the whacking of the bottom? >> no, not the kid whacking the bought m to, but the kid in general? >> the ac

this one involves dogs and dog poop.re and more apartment complexes it seems are signing up with a company called poop prints. >> say what? >> yeah, poop prints. >> it takes dna samples from a -- you guessed it -- dog's droppings. and then if some waste is found around the complex its owners can be identified by building managers. >> the poop police. my goodness. the company says it is about making a better living environment. some dog owners say another example of big brother. no one wants to step in that. no one wants to see that around their apartment complex. that does seem extreme to me. >> you apparently have to register your dog's poop beforehand. so they know who it belongs to. and also, one owner brings up a good point. what if your dog has diarrhea. sorry if you are eating at this hour of the night. it is kind of hard to pick it up. kind of slippery and will probably get everywhere. what's the penalty here aside from a fine? do they detain your dog? >> i don't know. >> detain you? >> i know, right. maybe they m

i'm pooped. i am pooped. you know, he's absolutely right. it's a $900 car. worth killing somebody over? this guy didn't think twice. tries to take a cop's gun. what a great guy. 22-20. check northbound quebec. o'shea: the really important factor of this whole deal is the fact that nick rogers is as tough as nails. he lifts weights all the time. he plays on our department's full-contact football team. he's one of our police union boxers. thank god he's one tough guy because if that had been your standard-issue person... let's face it-- cops aren't from another planet. they're out of the population. they're standard-issue people who do a dangerous job. if nick hadn't been in the physical condition he's in that guy would have killed him. that was one hell of a fight and nick saved his own life, and did a damn fine job. i'm jessica and this is my emergen-c. keeping up with the kids is tough, so i drink emergen-c. with vitamin c for immune support and b vitamins for natural energy i'm ready for whatever they get into. get your free sample at myemergenc.com. stay

>> he poops his pants. steve: he poops his...wow. wow. he poops his pants! pass or play?eeling good. feeling good. steve: good, good, good. well, let's get to it, man. we asked 100 married women--name a habit a toddler might have that you'd hate for your husband to have. >> sleeps all day, steve. all day. >> good answer! steve: sleeps all day. audience: ohh!

falls on those below who then read it for chickens in the second and third layer down the chicken poop from above has some attritional value because chickens don't have one hundred percent efficient digestive systems something the some chicken factory farms know and use to save money why feed the chicken food after all when it's cheaper to have it eat the poop of the chicken above it the important thing to realize is that these realities about this these are not widely abnormal practices when it comes to factory farming in the united states whether we're talking about chickens or cows or pigs. like the rest of corporate america big agriculture is primary concern is that everything else comes second including treating raised animals with any sense of respect or dignity and it's because of these injustices that are taking place each and every day that animal activists do what they do and take the graphic photos video they take we have a right to know where our food has come from and what it looks like it's time to knock down alex factory farm abuse cover ups efforts so that every america

>> like poop? >> poo feeling? >> like it's coming?? is it one piece? how many pieces? >> is it like a ball? you know, a little hard ball you can throw? >> it's like water. >> okay, you know what? go upstairs into the bathroom. okay, take off your panties. roll the poop into the toilet. roll your panties up. throw them in the garbage, wash your hands. come down, and mommy will get you some ice cream, okay? >> ice cream. >> yeah. and then, we'll put a star on your chart. >> i think i've got another one coming. >> you read "the great gatsby." you can do this. >> smart boy. [ cheers and applause ] >> why'd i cut it out? why'd i cut it out? >> jimmy: i love it. here's why we love judd apatow. everybody in the audience is getting a "this is 40" dvd! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the "this is 40" dvd is available starting this friday. we're cooking with chef marcus samuelsson after the break, everybody. stick around. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i need to be unrecognizable. somebody that i can pull off a fun prank with. ♪ you sort of

ah, she's pooping! she's pooping! it's the miracle of... (retching) excuse me, excuse me.eason. thank you for coming, everyone. and now, with the approval of our team of lawyers... (whispering) mm-hmm. ...stoolbend community theatre proudly presents a sufficiently altered, sound-alike knockoff production anny with a "y"! (jaunty music plays) ♪ it's a bad luck world for we ♪ it's a bad luck world, says me ♪ ♪ no one tucks you into bed ♪ when your mom and dad are dead ♪ ♪ it's a bad luck world. (music stops, applause) (musical sting) you rotten orphanage residents! we love you, miss shenanigans. crawlin' chameleons, papa starbucks. can i really move into your big ol' mansion with you? damn skippy, anny with a y. and i promise i won't try anything nasty. (gentle melody plays) ♪ tomorrow will be so sunny ♪ bet a bunch of money that it's sunny ♪ ♪ on that day ruff! we're under attack! the martians have landed! and they've got space aids! looks like we have no choice. i'm finally gonna meet you, mom and dad. in hell! (rumbling boom) ♪ tomorrow, tomorrow ♪ there is no tomorrow ♪

a last kiss for the poope. his decision to resign ahas received extreme action. joining us is our -- has received a mixed reaction. >> joining us is our conflict from -- our contact from rome. is there cause for concern? >> i think there is cause for some concern. that's why he promised in his last address to the cardinals -- he promised reverence and obedience. it's also why he is hiding away behind the walls of vatican city states and not returning to his beloved the very a in southern germany for his retirement -- beloved of area -- beloved bugbear yet -- beloved bavaria in southern germany. the new pope has to be charismatic, forceful, has to put his own stamp very quickly on the papacy. >> who will be in charge of the catholic church until the new pope is elected? >> the cardinal will take care of the daily running of the church. no major decision will be made until a new pope is elected. >> everybody is wanting to know when that will be. when do you think they will start sitting down to elect a new pope? >> i wish i knew. the pope has made it possible for t

. >> a piece of poop in it. everybody loves it. >>> dash cam video, this time from the united states, believe it or not. we're on interstate 80 just outside of laramie, wyoming, and weather reports predicted high, gusty winds in the stretch. keep an eye on the tow behind trailer ahead. lots of wide open space and not a lot of trees to protect from gusty winds. see the trailer get out of shape, flopping around, but it is not the trailer in big trouble. it is the truck we're riding in. >> oh! >> 65 miles per hour winds took that semi tractor trailer and flipped it right over on the side. you see the camera crash, dirt coming into the lens. thankfully there were in injuries in this incident. you saw the car in front wobble back and forth and you can't slow downast enough. be making through fine. it is just really luck of the draw, luck of where you are when. >>> two hikers went climbing in calgary. when they went down they decided let's execute a rescue. what did they rescue? this 1-year-old puppy. >> they just hap

they only poop once every two days. >> once a week. once a week. >> anderson: how perfect is that. once a week. like what is the deal with sloths? >> it's one of the strangest animals in nature. they are crazy. there is not another animal like them. the only animal that hair grows from the belly outward. everything they do is hanging upside-down, eating, sleeping, giving birth and mating and sometimes in death they will hang in place. she is an old girl she is 20 years old. >> anderson: who hunts sloths in the wild. >> eagles. >> anderson: i would imagine they are easy to catch because they are slow. >> six to eight feet a minute. amazingly they are incredible swimmers. they dropout of a tree into the water they swim like there's no tomorrow. probably outswim you. >> anderson: this is amazing. incredible. thank you for bringing her in. appreciate it. [applause] get julianne moore freckle face strawberry series available now in bookstores and e books and download the monster maker app free at the. >> tunes app store. we will be right back. [applause] [cheering] well, well, well. gro

bell tweets, my new roommate poops her pants and doesn't pay rent. baby shepherd's new name lincoln. antonio balderas attended holy week services. barbara walters is expected to announce her retirement in the next few weeks. the 83-year-old suffered from health issues this year causing her to take time off from "the view." british boy band one direction are cashing in while they can. the one-d world opens stores in london. and fans freaked out over the cardboard cut outs and t-shirts. basically anything featuring the band. omg, you know? america's most wanted the tv show credited with catching 1100 fugitives is going off the air. finally, yahoo!'s tv theme song showdown has its sweet 16 which includes "friends," "happy days," the adams" family and of course "fresh prince of bell air." thanks for joining us. this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >>> it's that time again from crazy car chases to stunning shark encounters. let's take a look at the week that was. it didn't feel much like spring early this week

generally send out, not the paint, we send out to strip the toilets and public parks, pick up dog poop at the dog park. pick up something that was disgusting and they don't get a chance to paint at all. we would see where they would paint over and they would forget the part with their gang and they would paint over. they would use a roller and put stuff behind. we've done that. we've only walked away from it only because we haven't got what we consider the proper supervision to go out to be able to assess the environment and the young gangsters that go out on the paint crew, they respect the old veterans even if they've gotten reformed. they don't so much respect the city work [speaker not understood]. that's how it worked with us. >> okay, anybody else up there want to comment on that? i'm going to run over here because it's over here. had his hand up for a little while. if i could get you to stand up. >> this is a softball for dpw. i want to know where you get the funding that you give out as grant funding, let's say street smarts. is it general fund money, is there a special fee tha

." >>> bell wrote, my new roommate poops her pants and doesn't pay rent. basically, pre-sobriety.aby lincoln. >>> veteran abc news personality barbara walters is reportedly set to retire in may of 2014 with an official announcement coming in the next three weeks. the 83-year-old has suffered from some health problems this year, taking her to take some time off from "the view." >>> british boy band one direction is cashing in while they can, smart kids. as the one-d tour opened its doors, fans freaked over those cardboard cutouts, and anything that featured the band. >>> "america's most wanted," the tv show credited with catching over 1,000 fugitives is going off the air yet again. and yahoo!'s song includes the fresh prince of belaire, and the golden girls, which is my pick. >>> and from crazy car crashes to stunning shark encounters, let's take a quick look at the week that was. it didn't feel much like spring early this week, snowstorms and fierce winds sweeping through parts of the country. in d.c., hundreds braved the almosts outside the supreme court, hoping to get inside sam

when the baby forwards, when the baby poops, when the baby eats, when the baby sleeps. it's cool. * farts guess who else uses facebook? all these vandals. i'm going to show you pictures and actual footage from the facebook to show you what they put on here. i'll go back to telling you guys how we got started. when i did get the graffiti, i told you, crap, this sucks. i have to do grace feet aloe, have to try to find out what these trigs are all about. when i was in s-r-o it was easier to deal with it in the school because that was my own little community. i can handle a little around the community of the school to help get the tigers. * when i started doing the graffiti, i felt like i was just pushing paper every day. how many of you guys actually investigate graffiti in here? do you feel that way sometimes? you're just pushing misdemeanor paperwork, here we go, here we go, here we go. well, i got this graffiti tracker program and i started putting that together and i'm like, how can we use this? * to get something bigger? i sat down with our county attorney then, rick

foot caught the bank of cyprus they're completely insolvent they've got nothing in there but hamster poop there's nothing there and that's why gold silver and bitcoin continue to make new highs but here again you know so only a certain class of people a few regulators and the bankers ever have any of this information about what the true state of the banking system is and that's why we see the pigs and the camels now in america is that you know these sudden panics emerge out of nowhere and it's yes no maybe possibly we may be bankrupt but we're not allowed to tell you because they're secret because if we tell you then well bankers may not show up for the day and there might be a bank if everybody knew what was in this camels and these pigs well you know i mean this is exactly what happened over in the catholic church once one of the priests started settling minors it people hear the truth and now it becomes an endemic it's the same thing with watergate nixon you know the post watergate era of hiding the truth became worse than the actual crime itself the current situation of bankers hiding

generally send out, not the paint, we send out to strip the toilets and public parks, pick up dog poop at the dog park. pick up something that was disgusting and they don't get a chance to paint at all. we would see where they would paint over and they would forget the part with their gang and they would paint over. they would use a roller and put stuff behind. we've done that. we've only walked away from it only because we haven't got what we

supporters said to america you know they're starting with us today but it'll come to you next and that was poop because it was just going to focus on this serious problems actually pretty much you've just admitted the plan is a need to have we have been in a fight anything on popular we're going to come i don't know if you are installing a license salmoni only because you do have socialized health care but if you take the socialization out of health care then the people themselves will have to bear the closest legal cost and. turn this into a debate about national health care and whether we should have won the economy state but while government doesn't know how to live our lives it's what's one hundred ways way forget the health care costs and costs us lost productivity lost wages lost friendships lost relationships lost moms and dads and kids i mean there's all kinds of expenses beyond the health insurance costs but to that point yes you know we as a society know that i care. go for a minute you're saying what you're saying is the old you're on probably your barons to be sure that we pick up t