- she already pooped. - ( coos ) i'm not feeding you any more food. you poop too much. from now on you just get one small meal a day. ( chimes ) - ( high-pitched voice ) what the heck?! - ( baby laughs ) - ( chimes ) - you know what? i don't like you. i'm gonna hide this - until your parents come home. - ( crying ) babies are so dumb. ( groans ) - ( beeps, line rings ) - sockarang on the telephone! sockarang, i'm at flute cop's house babysitting. oooh, i love babies! i'll be right there. aw, man. flute cop has the best snacks. so, ugh, where's the, uh, where's the baby? i locked her in the closet because she poops and cries too much. - oop, smart. - now let's look around the house and see if there's anything cool to play with. - ( rustling ) - hey, sockarang, look what i drew. i call it magic world. - we should go there! - i know. - but how? - with... this! great! let's go to magic world! - oh wait, what about uni-baby? - she won't die. - she ate a small meal. - we can't just leave her here alone. no, but we can create cyborg versions of ourselves - to watch over her. -

>> d, the poop one. >> ryan: the poop one. brandon?it d, the poop one? yes, 12-12. over $200,000 on the line. >> ryan: a dead heat here. nathan and brandon, face-to-face, nathan in the money chair. >> d, whoopie. >> ryan: brandon? >> whoopie. >> ryan: is it d, whoopie? yes, it is. 15-15. >> ryan: the closest match we have ever had, a lot of money on the line. nathan in the chair. >> leave the military. >> ryan: brandon? >> leave the military. >> ryan: is it b, leave the military? it is b, leave the military. let's stop the bout clock right there, 18-18, we're tied. coming up, the nail biting conclusion of our final bout. some one goes to winner's row, some one goes home with nothing, all happens when the million second quiz continues, live. [ popping sounds ] just be a second. [ microwave dings ] popcorn! [ tv announcer ] and here we go -- the start of an epic battle between two amazing... [ male announcer ] the fun can't begin until you get your orville ready. [ male announcer ] the fun can't begin fby eating healthier, drinking plent

bird poop. girl: so if there's bird poop, there must be birds. not see any. i found two different leaves. this kind-- it always has three attached to one leaf. and this one has lots of flowers on it. up there! oh, my gosh, look at that! girl: and then, emma found a snail. it was kind of medium-biggish type. boy: let's see if there's any more. girl: we found all different sizes. we found big, we found middle, we found teeny. we found all different sizes. here's one of the sizes. this is one little playground and we're finding lots of stuff that people don't even notice: animals and plants and weeds and berries and seed pods and they all live here together like in a big family. try looking around a place to see what living things you can find. narrator: most animals love the fall. it's a time to collect nuts, grow fur... ( gags ) ( coughing ) ( animals laughing ) narrator: and kick a lot of leaves. ( all shouting with glee ) ( all laughing ) ( muffled squeaking ) hmm? hey! ( soft squeaking ) who's there? ( muffled squeaks ) i can't hear you. you ha

annie shaw's window. >> this looks like woodchips and dog poop basically. >> this is the plot of land annie is talking about and what it looked like in 2008 when her boyfriend said he wanted to move so they can have a garden. >> i didn't want to move house. there's a patch of land across the street. let's put flowers across the street. wrong. >> after she planted a few flowers, she felt it needed more and then some more. it was too late to turn back after she saw how much work it was. >> i just kept going. >> going for five years now. annie later learned it is now the pennsylvania street garden. >> it's amazing that people go, i didn't know there was a garden there. >> a little less than one acre of flowers, trees, and paths. an oasis in the city maintained not just by annie anymore, but a team of neighbors that volunteer one saturday morning a month to keep the garden growing. neighbors she didn't know before this whole thing got started. >> i feel like i know everyone in the neighborhood. i know how deeply involved people can be in improving their neighborhoods. >> she's glad she di

we're talking about how women don't poop. we don't poop. >> they don't what?op. >> shut the door. why do we have to talk about that? >> there are a lot of fun reads that -- >> save a little mystery? >> save a little mystery. >> you dress up special for him some nights? >> i do. >> you get dressed when comes home? >> with three kids it's difficult. i try to. i make the effort. he makes the effort. i try to do things that make him want to come home at night. >> now he has been going through a family crisis along with his brother, theresa. >> his sister, right. >> theresa is his sister? >> theresa is his sister. >> how is the family dealing with all of that drama? >> much better. we're in a much better place. >> what's going on with theresa and her husband? i haven't read the latest. what's the story? >> they're just trying to get through everything that's going on right now and just being strong, i guess. >> court dates and all that ahead, is that right? >> i believe so. >> okay. >> we wish you good luck with your book. >> thank you. >> what are you wearing toni

the fact that i couldn't see the dog poop shows she is a good model.t out. she looks great. what is wrong with this. and you were look the dog poop on her head. >> some things that have gone on at fashion week. don't know you heard about. christian louboutin uniboot, one boot for two feet. have you heard about this? >> christian louboutin, one of my favorite shoes design. yeah, all about that. >> you heard of that? >> i don't know it is fashion, a trend. i might try it. sound really stupid. i don't know how can tie work it. >> have you heard about the uniboot? >> yeah. >> what do you think about this? >> again one of the things you have to be a certain kind of person and have a certain kind of look to do. >> would you wear the uniboot? >> i would wear it. >> think you could pull it off? >> absolutely could pull it off. >> can you hop? >> i can hop very well. ♪ ♪ >> that was a hop, actually. probably i can't wear that. yeah. i could try it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right tonight on the show, tim gunn, preservation hall jazz band. and we'll

we're talking about how women don't poop. we don't poop. >> they don't what?nd thinks i don't poop. >> shut the door. why do we have to talk about that? >> there are a lot of fun reads that -- >> save a little mystery? >> save a little mystery. >> you dress up special for him some nights? >> i do. >> you get dressed when comes home? >> with three kids it's difficult. i try to. i make the effort. he makes the effort. i try to do things that make him want to come home at night. >> now he has been going through a family crisis along with his brother, theresa. >> his sister, right. >> theresa is his sister? >> theresa is his sister. >> how is the family dealing with all of that drama? >> much better. we're in a much better place. >> what's going on with theresa and her husband? i haven't read the latest. what's the story? >> they're just trying to get through everything that's going on right now and just being strong, i guess. >> court dates and all that ahead, is that right? >> i believe so. >> okay. >> we wish you good luck with your book. >> thank you. >> what

no, their poop. it's all or the place. ( imitating vacuum ) are you sleepwalking? you're stepping in it! don't step in it! ( imitating vacuum ) alan. why don't we leave the dust bunny poop until morning? ( imitating vacuum ) click. hey. come on, come on. let's get you tucked in, you crazy son of a bitch. gort, klaatu barata nikto. what? you know. charlie: okay, that's it-- into bed. nighty-night. and if you feel the need to get up and clean something again, maybe you can wax my car. oh! for god's sake, rose. isn't there enough poop on the carpet tonight? what are you doing here? i'm sorry. i saw your lights come on, and i was worried. why were you looking at my house at 3:00 in the morning? haven't you heard of the neighborhood watch? we don't have a neighborhood watch. well, not yet. if we did, i surely couldn't stroll in here like i just did. so, what's going on? nothing. alan was sleepwalking. at least i hope that was sleepwalking. oh. sure. my parents used to put a football helmet on me and strap me in bed. you were a sleepwalker? no. good night, rose. good nig

dpept at one time, this window. >> it looked like a barren patch of woodchips and fennel and dog poop>> reporter: this is the plot of land she's talking about and what it looked like in 2008 about the time her boyfriend, now husband, said he wanted to move so they could have a garden. >> but i really didn't want to move house. and i thought well, there's a patch of land across the street, let's just put some flowers there. that will save me a lot of work. wrong. >> wrong, because after annie planted a few flower, she felt it needed more then some more. and well, by the time annie realized just how much work this garden was going to be, it was too late to turn back. >> i didn't want to give up all the blood, sweat and tears that i put into it, and i just kept going. >> going for five years now. >> the plot of lapped, she later learned is owned by cal-tran is now the pennsylvania street garden. >> people say i didn't even know there's a garden there. >> a little less than one acre of flower, trees and paths. an oasis in the city, maintained not just by annie anymore, but a family of nei

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>> i could poop my pants. >> we know, al. >> and the answer is -- >> wow! >> christina aguilera was on jay leno last night and she's finally proven she officially is sexy again. >> wow, look at you! >> pretty sexy! just in case jay leno's old man's motor sent proof enough, christina did a sexy photo shoot for "maxim," officially sexy. >> she's always been sexy. >> sheer, unofficially. >> this is what she looked like before. remember? we like -- she went through a little phrase there. >> and she wasn't seen for a few months. no one saw her and then she comes out all super skinny. oh, no, i'm just eating better. something going on here. >> you think it was more -- >> yes! >> 100% natural. last season "the voice," she was so big getting these songs and this season -- >> good point! how will this affect her voice? the twins are still on board. >> i think she went to dr. grant stevens. >> oh, the thing where they freeze your fat cells and slurp them out so you can eat whatever want and be skinny? women are crazy. >> who know it's that really works? >> i will sho

advertising campaign and a new guarantee likely hoping people will forget last february's so-called poopruise. the world's largest cruise ship operator is offering a great vacation guarantee. any passenger who isn't happy with his cruise can ask to get off within 24 hours of the ship's departure and carnival says it will give the passenger a 110% refund a quick trip home and a $100 credit for a future cruise if you choose to use it. and remember, if you have a consumer problem, call us, 888- 5-helps-u. >> kind of forgotten that cruise until -- >> you forgot the poop cruise? >> if you are out in the cruise in the middle of the ocean, though -- >> reporter: how do they get yo home? >> they didn't say. [ laughter ] >> it's a guarantee. >> good. thank you. >>> well, tonight lines are already forming outside the newly remodels apple store in palo alto and other stores around the country. they are in line for the new iphone 5s and 5c which will be released tomorrow. some people even started camping out yesterday. >> another like in union square wrapped around the corner of the new nike store t

now fair warning there might be some poop in there too. (laughter) but it's mostly cake. now folks, it feels like only yesterday that banks were taking unethical risks with everyone's money because they were also doing it yesterday. (laughter) but america is defined by its resilient-- resilience. no matter what mistakes we make, we pick ourselves up, we dust ourselves off and come together with the courage to deny that we ever made a mistake. (cheers and applause) these people get it it's like that old saying about whatever it is you are supposed to do with history, i forget. the point is america's economy is back. the dow is reaching record highs. the housing market is rebounding. the auto industry exists. and even young people are finding good jobs in construction. and folks, this is good for everyone. as they say, a rising tide lifts all boats. also, buy a boat or you'll drown. because 9-- 95% of income gains since the recovery have gone to the top 1%. but-- i know, i want to cheer too. (laughter) but don't fret not rich people. you will get your share because our econ

because we were ankle deep in bunny poop. were you drinking last night? yes, but that's not the point. you were sleepwalking. really? i have no memory of being up. good for you, because i have no memory of being asleep. i'm sorry; i haven't done that since i was a kid. yeah, well, if you're going to regress, let me know so i can stock up on rubber sheets. okay, that was uncalled for. hey, jake, you want to go to the bowling alley and play some air hockey today? sure, but you still owe me, like, $12,000 from last time. what are you going to do, break my thumbs? wouldn't hurt your game. just remember, we've got jake's "session" first. oh, man, i thought you didn't want him to go back to that quack. i didn't, but judith and i talked, and we decided that what i want makes no difference whatsoever. man, you are so whipped. i'm not whipped. i'm just trying to keep everybody happy. meow. fit-choo! i am not meow-fitchooed. you're right. it's been a long time since you got any meow. are we getting a cat? you know, this is a waste of time. jake's a normal kid. i kn

and the only thing we bonded over was our mutual discomfort with pooping into a coffee can. nuts, was it? sorry, sorry. where's jake? he went back to his friends in hooterville. well, i can't blame him. it never rains in hooterville. look, alan, seriously, i'm, i'm sorry it didn't work out. i know your heart was in the right place. thank you. now, i finished the limerick. you want to hear it? too soon? you don't get it. you don't understand what it's like to be a little boy's best friend, to be someone he looks up to, and then one day you turn around and the only person he looks up to is covered with baby oil and nailed to the ceiling. count your blessings. there's all kinds of pictures that could have been up there. yeah, i guess. it could have been the moscow ballet. i got it. still, i can't help but feel a little empty inside, like--like a chapter of my life is over. so? you've still got plenty to look forward to. you mean, besides work, loneliness and death? absolutely. there's memory loss... impotence, adult diapers. i'm all you've got, pal. that's true. my wives are go

unfortunately, it is pooping all over our house. >> it killed the pond. it killed the fish. killed everything in the pond, no frogs, no turtles, nothing. >> they're poisoning you. and they're telling you there's nothing wrong. and you're the only one that has a problem. >> my kids started getting sick early on in the drill approximating process. sort of like a very bad intestinal bug. >> the image of water testing fire in the documentary gasland has come to symbolize the anti-fracking movement. >> now sure, maybe you can't wash your dishes any more. but on the bright side, now you've got a kiln to make new ones. and come on, we're trying to throw a fracking party here and these people are ruining it with their suffering. (laughter) it's like going to a barbecue and seeing a video on factory farming. i don't want to meet all 400 cows in my burger. (laughter) now fortunately, folks there is a way we can enjoy the fruits of fracking without feeling the guilt. and it brings us to tonight's word. (cheers and applause) gag gifts. folks, i'm a sensitive guy. i cried when those hunt

has the little prince not taken his morning poop yet? it's your fault that rose is moving away. tell you that? jake, she's not going anywhere. this is just one of her games to mess with my head. berta, tell him. jake, honey, your uncle charlie sucks. come on, berta. hey, if you weren't such a self-centered pud, you'd realize what an angel she is, and you'd never let her go. okay, first of all, she's not an angel. second of all, she's not leaving. and third, and perhaps most important, "pud"? i cleaned it up for the kid. alan: ♪ love is lovelier ♪ the ninth or tenth time around. ♪ good morning, everybody. what's going on? rose is moving to london. she is? why? 'cause uncle charlie is a pud. a "pud"? i cleaned it up for myself. hey, dad, can we go to sizzler? ♪ men. this is nice, huh? yeah. listen, can i tell you a little secret? sure. it's kind of embarrassing. hey, you can tell me anything. all right. well, before i came over tonight, i... put a toothbrush in my purse. what's so embarrassing about that? i don't go anywhere without floss. in fact, sometimes i'll snap off 18 inche

per standard procedure had those records mulched and fed to hungry dolphins where the records were pooped on to the ocean floor. you know what, that's all in the past. that's the past. there's probably nothing within the past month that would have given pause to the shot gun background checkers. >> just last month there was an incident in newport, rhode island. alexis called police there on august 7th to say he was hearing voices and that people were talking him and using a microwave to send vibrations into his body. [laughter] >> jon: this is why i use a hibachi. [laughter] because when it tells me to kill people, it speaks in a language i don't understand. so if only all our law enforcement systems had been able to communicate with one another and share all this very pertinent information, a reasonable might conclude the shooter never would have gotten his hands on that shotgun. unless that reasonable person is familiar with our nation's background gun check laws. >> under the gun control act, this individual was not prohibited from purchasing firearms. he wasn't a convicted felon. he w

. >> it just looked like woodchips and fennel and dog poop basically. plot of land annie is talking about and what it looked like in 2008 about the time her boyfriend, now husband, said he wanted to move so they could have a garden. >> i really didn't want to move house. i said well, there's a patch across the street. let's put a guard therein. it will save me a lot of work. wrong. >> wrong because after if she planted a few flower, she felt it needed some more then some more and well, by the time annie realized how much work this garden was going to be, it was too late to turn back. >> i didn't want to give up all the blood, sweat and tears i put into it, so i just kept going. . >> going for five years now. plot of land tucked inside the mare poe is a offramp and owned, annie later loerned by cal-tran is the pennsylvania street garden. owe soo a little less than one acre of flowers, trees and paths. an oasis not just from annie, but a team of neighbors who have get together to keep the garden growing. neighbors, annie says, she didn't know before this

jokes. >> classic comedy. >> nothing wrong with a poop joke. >> just because my daughter is 10 i gost thyme one but you will take def on the the movies sooner than you think. >> cloudy with a chance of meatballs here we 0 come. >> see you in little bit. >>> this morning on "world news now," terror hunt the search for the white widow. why she maybe linked to the kenya mall shopping attack. >> she wants to die or martyr herself on behalf of that group. >> what survivors and investigators are saying about this woman and her connections to a terrorist group. >>> snoozing in the skies. an alarming admission from the cockpit. not one but two members at the controls asleep during a flight. who's sounding the alarm about airline safety. >>> apartment inferno. building up in flames. the tenants fearing for their lives. the scene videotaped from a firefighter's helmet camera. but the hero a boy. >> he is knocking on the door help, help, fire, fire. >> the amazing rescues and the 8-year-old boy who was a lifesaver. it is friday, september 27th. >> announcer: from abc news, this is "world news

per standard procedure had those records mulched and fed to hungry dolphins where the records were pooped on to the ocean floor. you know what, that's all in the past. that's the past. there's probably nothing within the past month that would have given pause to the shot gun background checkers. >> just last month there was an incident in newport, rhode island. alexis called police there on august 7th to say he was hearing voices and that people were talking him and using a microwave to send vibrations into his body.

kind of no evidence that you're getting it from your cat litter but processional because other cats poop in your garden, gardening is more risk 80 or more associated with -- risky or more associated to that. >> christina how do you react to all of those recommendations? >> well smoking, absolutely absolutely not. as far as the kitty litter box i think the only thing i would say there is you know, some people have cats that are both indoor and outdoor cats. i know that i actually did, when i was pregnant. and that would be one of the reasons why i didn't go near the litter box. because if it is outside, there are greater chances that it's going to contract toxoplasmosis and increasing the risk to pregnancy. as far as the lunch meat recommendations again i think it becomes a very personalized decision for every woman. i actually craved lunch meat while i was pregnant and my husband laughed at me. but you know, again, it's a very personalized thing. i think there are certain things like smoking where you can draw the hard and fast rules and i think the other things again you've got to evalu

your child pooped in their pants, not mine. let's get the diaper changed. they didn't show up. >> it's amazing. hundreds of partygoers, no apologies? >> not one. and now what we found out it wasn't 300 there, it was 400 and that party was to plan a party for 4,000, what was supposed to happen this weekend. you'll get all the breaking information on "help me save 300.com. we found that out yesterday. supposed to be 4,000 people at my place this weekend. >> wow. brian holloway, thanks so much for this. with me now former police officer and current trial attorney, montgomery delaney. now, thanks for being with us. do the parents have a case against the home owner? they're saying they're going to get this guy, brian -- they're going to sue him for posting pictures of their kids trashing his home, where they trespassed, burglarized, criminal mischief. do they have a case? >> i don't think so. talk about the common law tort of definition per se but that doesn't wash here. >> is truth a defense? >> truth is a defense. and the notion that their privacy rights were

i've heard a single piece of her music that makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out and eat them and poop them across the room. princess magic claws would show up and stare at me while i was trying to do the show and ask you what is she doing here and you say she's just helping me out. she would just constantly drive a wedge between you and me. >> okay. >> are you going to apologize for her? >> what ever happened to princess magic claws. >> i'm not a yoko fan. >> i'm not a huge princess claw fan. >> i think he's a great businessman. i think he's been lazy. doesn't have the fire of a chuck d or the nsa or rakim. this is lazy. this has been andy's hip hop corner. >> i'm sure princess magic claws is going finally ghe lly he get time on the show. you have a great, great grandfather fronting a group of geriatrics. paul mccartney said it was the new business partner for the beatles. every other beatle has said the reason they blew up and don't exist anymore, sorry this is kicking in, is the fact -- >> you're motte sorry. >> is the fact that paul mccartney kept doing this. it's creepy. stop doin

that receive traditional inspections so the headline for the should be would you like a little pig poop with your with your right absolutely and so and so the thing is our organization has been opposed to this from from the get go the inspectors union haven't had challenge that legally back in the early yet to thousands they had to make some minor modifications to the to the pilots but the obama administration is hell bent on its least with the with the poultry plant i'm moving forward with this even though you have this new g.a.o. report and independent analysis saying you can't use this can't possibly move forward ok well tony thanks for taking us all right thank you thank you very much. it's the good the bad in the very very nascent koren asli arguably the good move clock move the michigan base burger chain is already one of the most generous employers in the country pain its entry level yes entry level workers a wage of twelve dollars an hour come october it'll start paying those entry level workers even better job or first all move clock more employees will start earning a base wag

generally send out, not the paint, we send out to strip the toilets and public parks, pick up dog poop at the dog park. pick up something that was disgusting and they don't get a chance to paint at all. we would see where they would paint over and they would forget the part with their gang and they would paint over. they would use a roller and put stuff behind. we've done that. we've only walked away from it only because we haven't got what we consider the proper supervision to go out to be able to assess the environment and the young gangsters that go out on the paint crew, they respect the old veterans even if they've gotten reformed. they don't so much respect the city work [speaker not understood]. that's how it worked with us. >> okay, anybody else up there want to comment on that? i'm going to run over here because it's over here. had his hand up for a little while. if i could get you to stand up. >> this is a softball for dpw. i want to know where you get the funding that you give out as grant funding, let's say street smarts. is it general fund money, is there a special fee tha

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. >> it just looked like a barren patch of wood chips and fennel and dog poop basically. >> reporter:n 2008 at the time her boyfriend said he wanted to move because he wanted a garden. i sa >> i said, well, there's a match of ground across the street, i'll plant a few flowers and it will save me a lot of work. >> reporter: wrong. about the the time she realized how much work it was going to be, it was too late to turn back. >> i didn't want to give up all the blood, sweat and tears i put into it so i kept going. >> reporter: going for five years now. the land owned by cal-tran is now the pennsylvania street garden. >> amazing how many people say i didn't even know there was a garden there. >> reporter: a little less than one acre of flowers, trees and paths, an oasis in the city maintained not just by annie anymore, but a team of neighbors who volunteer one saturday morning a month to keep the garden growing, neighbors annie says she didn't know before this whole thing got started. >> i feel like i know everyone in the neighborhood and i know how deeply involved people can be in impro

looky here, they got the water that don't give you the hot poops. swanky. look, i admit, it's a great room, but i saw an ad that anyone can rent the same o'kelly suite for $35 a night. you're paying three times that. come here, hank. do you know what's out there? o'kelly's private yacht, manned 24 hours a day by the creme de la crème of the mexican navy. got a private chef used to work for cantinflas. hank: i don't see anything. that's 'cause you're looking with renter's eyes. i think i see it. you get in good with o'kelly, you get on that yacht. that's the kind of lifestyle you buy into here at el grande vista. but you're not really buying. it says in their own brochure-- americans can not own land in mexico. if i don't own anything, why am i paying all these maintenance fees and property taxes? good point. you've still got ten hours to get out, dad. i ain't getting out of anything. i like it here. fatty, let's go to the owner's pool. just pour it in the snorkel. pour it... yeah, becoming an owner was the best thing i did with the money i inherited. i shou

>>> she stepped in dog poop. >> stay ahead for the five. >>> just as anthony weiner slithers away, inrawls something else. deblasio for mayor. should you care? yes. we're the symbol of freedom in the bustling capitalism they want to destroy. new york is one of the few american cities left. speaking of left, take a look at detroit, chicago, oakland. lefties can clear out a town. that's new york's reality if you vote for destruction. he was once allied with mark of nicaragua and honey plooned in africa. cuba, what no antola? he was busy. he was to roll back against crime. the only thing he cares about oddly is fixing parking tickets. as the village voice left wing conceded. bill is a time machine destined to take new york back to the 70s when murder was customary. given bill's pedigree, this scares me. can we bribe a college to give him tenner to limit the damage to a faculty lounge. the only difference between he and the church hill is an earring. you know this guy. he makes you look like a tea partier. he's a comi right? >> he and i protested together a few years. >> he doesn't seem t

come on, i make poop jokes. you have to have it one way or the other. >> veronica, you are a comedian. >> sometimes. >> it was pretty dam obvious we were joking. >> it was obvious. they have nothing to fall back on except the bush agenda, right? the guy has been gone a longtime now. they are essentially defending this photo vee meantly, but at the end of the day they have nothing to say about wiener [bleep] pics. >> it is a redundant phrase actually. >> except the bleep in the middle. i get your point of we were on the colbert report. >> well you were. i wasn't. >> i don't like being misrepresented. i feel like that's what he was doing there. first of all, yes, you were. he was being lazy and there wasn't outrage. they have to do their due diligence and do something i call the bowling cam. have that on hand and you will get what you wanted and it is legit. don't use something andy is joking about. >> after "red eye" they showed a clip or played audio of this crack pot right wing radio host who was basically sayi

you take a piece of parsley, you dip it in olive oil and titillate his little butt and he will go poopbination of rachel ray and dr. oz. wow. don't allow them to come out for christmas. yeah. be careful what you serve. wow. >> yeah. >> your new show is called "trophy wife". >> yes. >> and it's very funny. you play a woman who is married to a man who has been married twice before. >> and he has three -- did you want me to continue this? two exwives and three kids. so now i'm all the sudden the instant mom. the thing about the trophy wife when i first saw the title of the show, i thought i'm not going to play a trophy wife and then i saw the script and it was really funny. she wants to be there for the right reasons. she loves him but wants to be a mom to the kids. >> will she dip parsley in olive oil at any point? >> you never know. >> it's great to see you. the show again is called "trophy wife." the premier is not tomorrow but next thursday, september 24. we will be right back. >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. we run errands. we run to the grocery sto