even believe in his own poop. >> i would send all of my poop.d wait awhile. >> a bad batch. it is not like cooking brown knees. have you ever exacted any revenge over a job? >> nothing that involved poop. no, i have never really had a good job. most time when i was fired i said you about right. i feel i may overstate my welcome here. >> thank you for everything. i can't believe i made it this far. >> i wish i knew about the whole poop thing. >> i think it is troubling. i think it shocks you. you would think it is your fault. i would think it is my fault if somebody sent me poop. i shouldn't be saying this on tv. i would think it is a mistake by the post office. >> somebody is sending poop to me and i don't know who it is. >> they slighted you many, many times. what would you send them? >> i would send them glasses because they obviously can't see my talent. >> that may have been the saddest thing i ever heard. you would be glad because they sent you poop. >> i believe success is the best revenge. >> that's nice. >> really that's why i tell ex-bo

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it's called poop island. once you're there, you can't get off. once people lose faith in you, no matter what you say, it doesn't ring true. that's the problem with this administration. when you look at susan rice, you go, it's over. i can't take her seriously. >> you don't want to go to that island. >> no, once you're on poop island, you can't get off. >> where is that located? >> right off the shore of -- >> be careful. >> all right, tonight. don't miss hannity at 10:00 p.m. eastern. sean is going to find out what dick cheney thinks about the pentagon's plans to shrink down the size of the army. an exclusive interview. >>> and coming up, if you have had enough of alec baldwin, you are in luck. he said he's leaving public life. >> plus, nancy kerrigan and tonya harding revisit the skating scandal 20 years later. these stories and more when "the five" returns. >>> welcome back to the fastest seven minutes in tv. three cool stories. seven cursory minutes. one composed host. first up, good riddance. hot head and cry baby actor alec baldwin said he's

. >> i'll be the body, you be the poop. that's our exit sign to get you out of here. >> go, go, go, go! >> jimmy: no idea. by the way, just on a serious note, if your poop comes out on a skateboard, seek medical attention immediately. while we're on the subject of health, i'm curious how many of you in our audience actually signed up for obama care. really? they claim that more than 3 million people have now signed up on healthcare.gov website. maybe they have, i don't know. more people are supposedly getting through to the website now. but they're having trouble getting to the -- the trick is to eat the mushroom before you go up the pipe. you know whatever you think about universal health care, the whole thing definitely hasn't been working as well as it should be. so now, and this might be a good solution. there's another government website you can go to that promises to help you navigate through it. >> for those of you who are still having difficulty signing up for health care, finally a clear and straightforward tool to help. introducing obamacare care. a simple f

traveling exhibit that will on january 25th is called the upon that on scoop and it's an investigation of poop and how animals and humans choose to use it. it's a fun family exhibit to learner about the digest active system we've found our visitors enjoy those exhibits their entertaining and educational. i will image we'll get a lot of comments the children love that exhibit and it pulls visitors into the zoo. when you have time come to the zoo and enjoy our wonderful exhibits that concludes my presentation. thank you very much >> any public comment on this item? seeing none, public comment is closed. commissioner president buell >> i'm sorry commissioner levitan has a comment. >> i took my daughters to the zoo and one of the few benefits of this lack of rain is how spectacular it is you're doing a wonderful job. that new playground is amazing and people seem so happy. keep doing the work you're doing. thank you >> okay we're now on item 8 which is mission renovation and allocation of bond contingency funds. >> good afternoon commissioner president buell and a commissioners. i'm with the capit

i think everyone is absolutely pooped out from the week. it was not a fun week traffic wise at all.oday is quiet. on the north end of town it is quiet. college park into silver spring. there are no issues at all. let's take a live look into bethesda where you're looking great at bradley in arlington. not a soul in sight. if you're planning to head around town on the other side, let's take a live look in from the west. dulles toll road, 66 no issues at all. we're looking great on the beltway between 270, tysons corner and springfield and we'll take a live look on the northbound side of 395 at edsall road. very quiet as you head for the 14th street bridge. andrea, mike? >>> new this morning, 45 people are displaced after a two-alarm fire tore through a two-story apartment building in springfield, virginia. fire officials tell 9news crews were called around 11:00 last night with reports of fire and smoke coming from a first floor apartment. eight people were injured. two were taken to the hospital with nonlife threatening injuries. we're told most of the injuries appear to be from smok

. >> raw feces and everything in your unit, poop just sitting in my living room. >> reporter: they blame tim jones who runs the richmond housing authority. >> please accept our apology. >> reporter: he claims the housing authority is now on the right track. christin ayers, kpix 5. >>> caltrans faces a new deadline about the new bay bridge. the metropolitan transportation commission wants to know about all potential problems on the bridge by march 4. the "chronicle" reports caltrans knew about a problem on the span for two months before it let the mtc know about it. >> it is 4:36. if you like rain and drizzle, go out now. >> enjoy it because by the afternoon this is all gone. looks like a lot of sunshine, breezy conditions developing outside but right now still some clouds moving on through, a little drizzle early on. looks like throughout the day we are going to watch your skies clearing out very nicely. hi-def doppler radar showing you things fairly dry at least we're not seeing any rainfall. still some drizzle down below and you can see some of that on our camera lens towards sfo right

the guy's the biggest liar if they create a mount rushmore of lies made out of marshmallow and dog poop because this guy is as discreet the thing is you mentioned liberalism that we used to have now we have neo liberalism which is you know transactional ism and contracts and and trade. back and forth which is why we have derivatives hundreds and hundreds of trillions based on the real economy of a fraction of a trillion so the same thing with the income is people were spending more and more because it looked on paper like they were making more and more so they psychological that they thought they were earning more but in gold terms they spend declining at four percent a year so this is why we have these this global instability that they're having trip to instability you know anyway said the j. of the. point being that to under truly understand how inequality. has widened dramatically historically is to look at things through the prism of gold then you'll see the true picture you can't rely on g.d.p. productivity wage numbers anything the government publishes is just different than a lot

it smells because the poop just sits there in a travine. it costs a lot of money and it is bumpy. and then the driver is turning around trying to talk to you, and you are like leave us alone. we are on a date. >> new york will be diminished. when the horse's tail does this, then the stuff comes out right in front of your honey and the moon is shining and you have the music going and then that happens three feet away from your face. >> i have a couple of films. >> it depends on what they are feeding the horse. >> the big question is, stewart is making total sense. why does he care so much? what does he have invested? >> he has a particular set of skills and i don't think it involves arguing about horse drawn carriages. is he talking about pictures of horses drawing carriages? i don't care about the central park thing, but i can't stand the horses that ride around in the city on the streets. >> the police horses. >> no, not that. the carriages out on the street. have you ever gotten stuck behind one of those in a cab on a side street. it takes you literally 20 minutes to go a black.

. >> if you will do that, i will take a picture of your poop after.s where it ends up. >> now we're talking. >> by the way, two things bother me. i don't like brunch because it has an attitude that it is better than other meals. oh i'm brunch. do you know what i mean? there is something elitist about it. the word bottomless is not a word i associate with drink or food. >> you would go down on columbus avenue and you would say -- you would see sleezy mary's bought bought -- bottomless, topless. >> i have no idea what you are talking about. if you can just write that down. just draw a little map. write them down. facial hair transplants are on the rise. thanks to a hipster beer craze. plastic surgeons tell a reputable source that they have seen an crease in young men paying $7,000 for the procedure. it takes hair from the top of your head and i'm planting it on your face. typical clients include baby faced men and those transitioning from female to male. guys named chaz, i had no idea. jedediah, if you are just a guy who wants to grow a beard and doesn'

it was poop. in my pants. i opened up a pudding shop in the basement.i don't remember eating corn that day. maybe i did. i turned on my fart light and e.t. squrit phone. some people think it's cool to do it in the pool. it was a fudge delivery, yet no one was there to sign for it. apparently, brown left the package at the back door. i opened the stool -- there was only one employee, and he was an ass [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: --higgins. >> steve: i swear, after i bought that one-way ticket to brown town, i ran offstage and kept running. at one point, i was caught up in a small rabbit fence. i had to chew my own foot off to escape the mockery. that's how i ended up with old lunchbox, here. >> she's ready, your lordship. ♪ >> jimmy: my darling, hedith. you look -- like you're wearing a wedding dress. [ light laughter ] perhaps it's better down. >> man, this family is [ bleep ] up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: stay tuned. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ dear armpit... in the lottery of life, you drew the short stick. people shave you. pour hot wax on you. and you

>> does american snowboarder shaun white poop in the woods?though? >> no. >> jimmy: okay, so i don't get confused, let's hear the jokes so i know which ones i want to use. >> what does the hotel in sochi have in common with a tight pair of the gentleman's pants? >> there is no bedroom. get it? because the hotels in sochi have very few accommodations. so there is no room for your testicles. >> jimmy: right. that is why we call him the zing of zing land. >> we have one more and it's a doozy. how many russian men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >> jimmy: how many? >> only one because two russian men screwing is not allowed. that is why usa is the best. usa! usa! usa! >> jimmy: you don't have to say that. good luck to the indian olympic team also. that's our helpers at the indian call center, everybody. tonight on the show from "robocop" abbie cornish is here. we'll be right back with nathan fillion. ,, [ male announcer ] the engineer. ♪ and the artist. ♪ when they work together -- well, that's when you can get something really new. ♪ when y

looked a little pooped. >> a little sleepy. >> and working out on the balance ball. forget shoveling, you want to go inside and have soup or cup noodles. what if the cup noodles would shovel for you. this is in japan. they >>> this morning on "world news now" -- threatening storm. a dangerous winter weather system is set to dump snow and ice on the south. today's cancellations and emergency orders after a disaster two weeks ago. >>> secrets revealed. hillary clinton's darkest days. her personal thoughts during the monica liewinsky scandal ask wh was writing it all down? >>> the meltdown in sochi and it's impact on the athletes trying to compete during the winter game. the big climate questions and the hassles. >>> and kiss after kiss. in-depth hair-raising insights on last night's "the bachelor," the analysis coming up only in "the skinny" this tuesday, february 11th. >> announcer: from abc news, this is "world news now." >> good morning, i'm marci gonzalez in for diana perez. >> i'm john muller. we're going to put juan pablo on hold for just a bit. >> oh, must we? >

he'll smear poop, feces.s done a little bit of everything. >> when he's like that even miss gil more here can't calm him down. i think maybe i'm a little bit of a mama substitute to him. and i could usually say, would you talk to your mama that way. and it usually helps him. >> aderibigbe recently found himself in a different kind of trouble when an 11-foot rope and the sculpture of a head were discovered inside his cell, raising concerns about a possible escape attempt. aderibigbe says the items were only for exercise and recreation. after further review, internal affairs investigator frank littlejohn says the evidence appears to support aderibigbe's story. >> with his history of violence that's landed him not only in prison, but in a lockdown unit where he's separated from the population because of his assaultive history, you can't ever take anything that appears innocent at face value. >> the rope was taken away but aderibigbe was given permission to continue sculpting. >> lukuman has been very instrumenta

first time you ever emptied out poop? but this is business. i do it to save jobs, and i do it to make money. this is the profit. la dogworks is an upscale dog boarding facility located in the heart of hollywood, california. >> you're stinky dogs. >> founded by andrew rosenthal in 2004, this 24-hour full service center with 36 employees has everything from grooming to training... >> sit. >> in a state-of-the-art indoor dog park. this business generates $1.3 million a year, but recently, their numbers have started to tumble. sloppy business practices... >> i don't want to waste your time, and please don't waste mine. >> together with lax management... >> there's inventory missing? >> well, you know, it's hard to tell, because stuff slips through the cracks. >> has driven down sales and piled up $150,000 of debt. >> you know, i could lose everything. >> if they don't make changes, this business will be forced to close its doors. nearly 50 million households have dogs. even in a bad economy, the pet industry is recession-proof. i want a piece of t

even the president knows when it comes to crazies, his side is way nuttier than elephant poop. all right, bob. >> it smells like that over here. >> bob, imagine you're in your house in maryland, right? >> yes. >> doorbell rings at 10:00. there's a group of -- this will never happen in a million years -- but a group of conservatives, angry conservatives, young republicans on your lawn, wearing little bandannas. what would you do? >> first thing i would do is be sure to let a show on fox, thas what i say. this should have been a breaking news story. a big enough story to be breaking news. the video was compelling. i will say this, i must be horribly frightening to those people to hear the girl say, you're ruining the environment. i would get out eric's uzi and shoot them. >> one was a boy, too, that sounded like a girl. >> the world is spinning. >> the world is spinning, man. >> we're the people. >> eric, if you turned on the sprinkler, they would sue you for emotional pain. >> and the "new york times" would pick that up. the guy in the house turned on the sprinkler on the kids.

. >> my toilet is disgusting has poop on the inside. and this is what it is right here.f you look over here, these are mine. if you look over here, you see how nasty it is. they don't care about you. they could care less. >> she used to be more of a mellow inmate and usually you see it the opposite, come in more aggressive and mellow out. she's done the opposite. >> most of these are pictures of my children, who are they talking to disrespect me. >> as she's gotten older or tired of coming back and forth, she's become more of an aggressive inmate. >> green was recently placed in a 23-hour observation after inmates reported that she had stolen food from them and part of a white supremacist gang. >> what did they tell you you're being accused of? >> being a gang member and having swastikas. >> i have tattoos but no gang -- >> you have some on your neck. can i see those? >> it's a cross. rest in peace. my mother and grandmother died. >> what is this on your arm. >> smile now, cry later. >> that's stated that you are supposed to be a leader of a gang unit or white supremacis

now if he urinates or, you know, poops, does that effect the circumcision at all? because i noticed when he did urinate you know, he kind of started crying more so than he ever had, and then i changed him and he was fine. do you think it's sensitive? the area is unquestionably sensitive at this point. but it's-- almost all the babies urinate and defecate over that area and we don't see any significant problem from that. tracey garamone: since he was born we're always listening for any kind of congenital cardiac abnormality. and at this point, what's the heart rate, you know, now that he's out? typically 120, 160. like it was in the womb? yes, and gradually over time, usually over the first two months or so, there'll be a very slow reduction in heart rate. he's very active, and all of his behavior is very appropriate. all of the rooting responses are really excellent. he's doing beautifully. good. if it's in the middle of the night and you're not sure whether what you're worried about is significant or not, you can call the nurses here in the newborn nursery, becaus

." >> it seems he does this four years, to poop on the whole exercise, not take it seriously enough andnderperform. you know, this is cool. and i'm not too cool to be like i don't like the olympics. i like the olympics. and if i had a chance to go i'd be fliled about it because if he didn't go someone else who was thrilled to be there would be able to go. if you don't want to go, stay home. >> if you don't want to be there, move over e, let someone who's super psyched to be there. i'm sure we have plenty of talented individuals who would love to be there instead. >> in skiing, absolutely. >> you would dominate the slopes. >>> why would you think that? >> just scream amazing superstorm sandy skier. >> are you being sarcastic. >> yes. >> i get it. >> there's this epic rivalry between the u.s. and canadian women's hockey, like totally dominant, you know, they dominate every world competition, and have this absolutely bitter epic rivalry. so that starts tomorrow, which will be a lot of fun. >> and ice-skating, my favorite. that's over the weekend. >> don't forget "the princess bride." >> i'

>> i've had the people who let their dogs poop on my sidewalk and they're white.speak to them about it, they look at me strange. i'm like, are you kidding me? >> like they don't think you live there? >> like they don't think anybody lives there. some of my neighbors have tracked people home and tossed the feces on their step. hey, you left that on my sidewalk. i thought you forgot it. we've had those kind of experiences. let me counterbalance it. by and large, wonderful new neighbors. very happy to have them. great neighbors. great friends. participating in the community. so it's been mostly a positive experience, but certainly we've hd the negative ones from the new ones. they come in and start telling us what to do as if we don't know. that's just -- but it's about education. it's about educating them, it's not about backing off and complaining. >> i mean, that's -- it's horrible to hear. it's incredible. i'm glad you're sharing it. it does happen is what you're saying. >> absolutely. >> what i'm also curious about. let's talk about spike lee, interesting case i

into politics, which many of these students do, students perceive a confrontational style to be a poopor their career paths. -- boon for their career paths. how does western public university culturally and institutionally incubate these students' taste for provocation, assuming they didn't just come to campus ready to go after liberals. the first thing that's important to note is that western is a large state school where only about 25% of students live on campus, and only a handful of eating plans and dining halls. altogether about 75% of students commute. now, what we though from the literature about these kinds of living patterns is that college, and colleges students will cluster with people who are most like them off campus. there's a strong pull toward similarity. and if there are not university interventions in the form of political organizations or town halls or things of that sort, this multiplies. and what this means for conservatives at western is that there are few opportunities for students of unlike mind to get to know one another. this organizational feature of campus,

he didn't poop on me, did he?ld be good luck. >> you're okay. >> although i think it was a pigeon. >> in case you were wondering what that sounded like, wow. this is delicious. a tasty treat. >> it is good. >> it is. >>> all right, the control room is also in the spirit. they're decked out in tommy bahama shirts and aloha, everybody, aloha to the control room and the fun is coming. what is it called, george, the thawdown throwdown. exactly. >> say that three times fast and you'll -- >> josh, you'll be hosting the event. i will again be competing against ginger and -- >> well, we want -- let's be honest. we want you back in the mix. >> if there's junk involved, i'll win. >> junk? >> no, there's not but if there was like a yard sale competition, that'll be next week. >> we'll have you repaint a sport or refurbish. >>> also a lot to get to in this half hour including it's something we have discussed here. this time it's a father. it's a father's surprising confession, says he couldn't bond with his new baby, and we w

friday, you're pooped. >> and date nights are certainly important. >> we probably should've done thisositive than negative even when you argue. that's the difference between couples who succeed and fail. i'm going to go out and say tuesday is the best day to start arguing because monday, you really need to transition back into work. don't you have enough fights to pick on monday at work with your boss we mails? >> tonight we've got to go home and start picking a fight. >> save it for tuesday. >> i'll go home to joe, pick a fight with him, you go home to debra, pick a fight with her. >> worst day of the week to pick a fight? >> mondays are terrible for anything. and even sundays when you have potentially family and kids around and it's a little claustrophobic and you're smothered by people. >> or even fridays, you're stuck with that person all weekend long. >> give them the silent treatment all weekend. >> no good day. >> guys, thank you so much. >> thanks. >> you're going to come back tomorrow? >> yes. one more round of this. >>> coming up next, getting you caught up on the news you n