richard poop. >> steve: richard poop. [ laughter ] the turd. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, nobroadway. he did richard the turd off broadway. >> steve: oh, right, right, right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we checked it, he has a bunch of movies on imdb. >> steve: he does? >> jimmy: yeah. his most recent film was "fifty shades of brown." [ laughter ] before that -- before that dick poop did "the plunger games." then, of course, he did "how to potty train your dragon." [ laughter ] i mean, he's been in a lot of things. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, a lot of things. >> steve: lot of things. >> jimmy: yeah. he's cinematographer on the classic "bridget jones's diarrhea." [ laughter ] he was also -- he acted in "paul shart mall cop." >> steve: really? [ laughter ] wasn't that funny? >> jimmy: we all laughed at that. that was a funny movie. >> steve: i bet he was wiped out after that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you would think he would be pooped. he wasn't, though. [ laughter ] >> steve: he wasn't. >> jimmy: he was in "roboplop." that was a good one. >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: the critic

>> poop, poop, poop.r? water, gatorade? no, for serena williams, the beverage of choice was coffee. she was sluggish and knew she had to perk up in perth. >> she got a cup of espresso. top ranked williams then easily won the next two sets. she won the match. she admits she's never had coffee on the court before. she was jetlagged. she blames that for her fatigue throughout. whatever works. >> it was 111 degrees in perth. >> good gracious. >> warmer on the court. right? southern hemisphere, warmer. >> i just recently took up tennis, by the way. >> you are going to be in serena-type shape soon? >> i'm thinking 2012. >> 2012? >> 2018. maybe i should just work on the dates for the year. >> get you some coffee. perk up. >>> before we go to commercial break, coming up in "the skinny," bradley cooper's spread in a fashion magazine. he's getting noticed for what he's not wearing. >>> also governor chris christie is celebrating the dallas cowboys' win. you saw that awkward moment. people just don't know how to cel

it's not dick poop. >> steve: dick poop. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dick poop is a real guy?mmy: he made a bunch of movies. >> steve: tons of movies. >> jimmy: like what -- name a a movie. >> steve: he made the ups movie. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: "what's brown done for you lately?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: any oscar-nominated movies? >> steve: yeah, yeah. he did -- "day in the life of fudge." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did "stool alice." [ laughter ] >> steve: "stool alice." yes, he did that. >> jimmy: he did "wipe-lash." >> steve: "wipe-lash." >> jimmy: yeah, everybody's talking about that. a very talented guy. and he's doing shakespeare forever? >> steve: i've heard that he's doing it. i've heard that he's doing it. >> jimmy: what is he doing? i love shakespeare. >> steve: "richard the turd." [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, metal scoopers, for signaling that you're about to receive either delicious ice cream or subway tuna salad. [ laughter ] how many scoops do you want? [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, meat delivery trucks in midtown manhattan, fo

i thought it was silly because there are people like me -- i will poop anywhere. i will literally clean the bowl at the port authority and then cheat the i bowl. i am a realist. >> i am not even sure where i am going, joanne. i am sorry to bring you into this conversation because women don't go to the bathroom. is this going to be successful? by the way, interesting point. people can make 20 bucks off of this. would you do that if you knew you were making 20 bucks lending a stranger your bathroom? >> no. i worry about what i will find when they leave. a clogged toilet or take feces and smear it on the wall. and i hate cleaning my bathroom. i don't know how you would make a lot of money. and the nicest bathrooms are in the nicest apartments and those people aren't concerned about making an extra buck. they are not going into nice bathrooms. >> it would be great if it was a crappy apartment and then a great apartment. he was known throughout the city go to stinky al's. >> and he was picky. >> technically i am not unemployed because i am a bathroom attendant. >> you

it disrespected my wife and they pooped on our heads. now i'm going to make the pigeons pay. [ laughter and applause ] i'll make them an offer. next book's a bio-graphy. >> steve: oh, a bio-grapghy. >> jimmy: that's right. >> steve: i love biographies. >> jimmy: they're my favorite type of books. >> steve: i love them. love reading them. >> jimmy: bio-graphies. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this is called "blowing my own trumpet" by kenny ball. [ laughter ] have you ever blown your own trumpet, higgins? >> steve: i wish. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: got a couple ribs removed, i can't do it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: i can toot my own horn though, if you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: i'm not even going to ask. not even going to ask. >> steve: who wrote that book? >> jimmy: this book is written by kenny ball. >> steve: kenny ball. if you're going to blow your own trumpet, you can't forget the ball, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. right there.

they have these different poop faces. what is yours like?this -- and i can't ever help but think that it reminds me of marlon brando and the godfather when he died. with the arms. every time. you're not supposed to react. >> jimmy: you're not? >> no. you don't want to distract them. yay! they're like, what? what's going on? you have to be neutral. >> jimmy: i didn't know this by the way. really! >> you have to be like -- she's probably telling her friends. >> my dad has the weirdest face that he makes when i poop. >> by the way, my dad could not be more complimentary of all of us, my brother, sister and me when we move our bowels. so i don't think he got that memo. good job! my daughter does a little, almost animalistic. like a little -- >> she growls. >> jimmy: yeah. there's a growl along with it. we were driving yesterday. my wife said there is another human being [ bleep ] in our car right now. >> other than your daughter. >> jimmy: and it's weird when you think about it. i heard, i don't know if this is true. is it one of these things ou

teo is a pooping christmas log. they put a log in the fireplace and order it to poop, for real.g poop they beat it with sticks. that's some serious potty training right there. this is what they do, this is true. in the weeks leading up to christmas they give it a lot to eat, on christmas day the children hit it with sticks and go to another room to pray. while they're praying the parents leave candies and nuts under a blanket then tell them the log pooped them out. like the world's worst pinata in a way. how did this tradition come to be? they have a log that bpoops out gifts? why would it want to give you presents after that? if somebody did that to me i would call the police on them tonight. other countries are weird, guys. try to steer clear of them. we have a very good show tonight. the man, the myth, the incredible mel brooks is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] a great way to wrap up the year. this week, we started with garth brooks and we finish it out with mel. not too many people know this. mel, his first name is short for melted butter. his given name is me

scenes of hollywood became famous. >> dick poop -- dick pope for mr. delighted in the flub. the newly christened dick poop said, i've been called a lot worse in my time. he indicated he had never been on twitter and doesn't know what trending means. he says you don't explain it to me. i have had it explained 100 times. i feel sorry for the lady that made the mispronunciation. this is dick pope's second oscar nomination or you could say his number two. ♪ the nissan rogue, with safety shield technologies. the only thing left to fear is your imagination. >>> oscar nominations came out today and two of the big contenders are offbeat come dis. the grand buddha pest hotel scored nine equally birdman. both movies got best picture and director nods. those that seemed to get snubbed by the academy. jake jillgyllenhaal was overlooked. the leggo movie, the fourth highest grossing movie of 2014. hugely popular among certain member of our staff most prominently absent in the nomination was the movie "selma." it did capture best original song and best picture, about

. >> he said it was poop.she said her daughter pooped in the car and. >> reporter: what was on fire wasn't dog waste but an infant with the umbilical cord still attached. >> my wife heard the baby scream. and when that happened i slammed her door shut. she tried to run for it and i just put her to the ground. and that is when he saw that it was a baby. >> joseph said the woman told him it wasn't her baby. but the prosecutor says the 22-year-old allegedly doused her own baby girl and set her on fire. >> disheartening. it was like a nightmare for what i saw at 11:00 at night. >> investigators also say the baby girl was air lifted to st. christophers hospital and died two hours later. >> to burn somebody, another human being, that is incredible. >> reporter: that is how long time residents who came to the crime scene marked by police tape and paramedics gloves reacted when we approached them. >> it is a tragedy. you know, i'm a parent. i have a newborn too, actually. and i can't imagine doing that to a child. i c

coming up, a map that tells you where homeless people poop. or as tomb shillue calls it, a treasure map. now a word from our sponsor. >> this an droj nuss humanoid will make you fall in love. the current price tag is a quarter of a million dollars. thanks for the debt, new year's baby. >>> just figuring out when i should get remi on my speed dial in case something happens. >> you mean in case you were a victim. >> yes. that's exactly it. it is a map to find crap. jennifer wong created waste land. it is an app that uses city records to map where the homeless are deaf pho indicating in san francisco. the city received 5,000 complaints receiving public enemy number two. clever. from june to november 14th, the complaints piled up in the tenderloin district. the former hippie haven. they hope the app raises concern for the homeless problem. there is not much choice other than the street when a homeless person needs a bathroom. it is pretty clear where the need is. no glass tables, i guess right? i am going to you. isn't it avoiding the real issue?

i will explain next. >>> if you notice the afraid dick poop trending on twitter, and you were too afraidgoogle it, here is what happened during a high profile press conference when they announced the nominees for the best cinematography. >> robert yeoman for the grand budapest hotel. lukasz zal for "eda. dick poop -- dick pope -- >> that's right, the man who works behind the scenes of hollywood became famous. >> twitter delighted in the flub. when reached for comment today, the newly named dick pope said i have been called worse. i feel sorry for the lady who make the mispronunciation. this is dick pope's second oscar nomination, or you could say, his number two. this is dick pope's second oscar nomination, or you could say, his number two. >>> oscar nominations came out but water got inside and ruined everybody's everythings. the house thought she let the family down. they just didn't think it could happen. they told the house they would take better care of her... always. announcer: protect what matters. get flood insurance. bulldog: out with the old and in with the new! mattress discou

-- >> dog poop -- >> has nothing to fear. >> joining me now, dr. howard dean, he's also an msnbc contributor. >>> so if you look at it numerically, oh, he lost 25 voets. but, historically, this doesn just happen. everyone falls in line. they vote for the speaker. but there were three freshmen republicans today and they vote against the speaker. i mean, that -- you know, that takes some guts. >> that would be charitable. you know, x they're intellectual ly challenged on that side of the aisle. i wish i could be more nice about it. >> so let me give the best-case scenario here. this is all tactical. basically, you're showing up, day one, look, we're not going along to get along. you're sending this message. you're going to have to deal with us, you're going to have to listen to us. maybe from a negotiating standpoint, that's going to vote a bit. >> a speaker is not going to have any effect about what goes on. but it does say that they don't give a damn what happens to the country. if they don't do that, they have no shot in 2016, no matter who they n

made for you to love. >>> if you notice the afraid dick poop trending on twitter, and you were too afraidhat happened during a high profile press conference when they announced the nominees for the best cinematography. >> robert yeoman for the grand budapest hotel. lukasz zal for "eda. dick poop -- dick pope -- >> that's right, the man who works behind the scenes of hollywood became famous. >> twitter delighted in the flub. when reached for comment today, the newly named dick pope said i have been called worse. i feel sorry for the lady who make the mispronunciation. this is dick pope's second oscar nomination, or you could say, his number two. on. really? new alka-seltzer plus day powder rushes relief to your worst cold symptoms plus chest congestion. oh, what a relief it is. here we go! crest gave one friend crest 3d white whitestrips. and the other, a whitening toothpaste. here's what they thought. i can't tell if the paste whitened. well the whitestrips worked. yeah. the paste didn't do that. crest whitestrips work below the enamel surface to whiten 25x better than a leading whitening

. >> well, my dog, pooped and i'm burning poop. >> reporter: joseph's walk over to make sure she cleanedmess and when water hit the flames, they saw what was really burning. >> my wife, she screamed. it is a baby dave it is a baby. that is when all hell break loose. >> reporter: joseph restrained dorvilier until police arrived. infant had been doused in a flammable substance and pronounced dead at the hospital. dorvilier is on jail on murder charges. her family won't talk and neighbors say they don't know her. joseph thinks how the baby's future could have been different. >> and, teaching these kid in school what to do. >> reporter: in new jersey moth hers don't want or feel they can take care of their new born babies have a right to drop them off, at any hospital emergency rooms or nearby police stations, and not face any criminal consequences, it is called the safe haven infant protection act. >> take the child to the emergency room take the child to the police station, pick up the phone, i know my police officers would be more than glad to pick up the child at somebody's residents. >>

then i saw he was injured in the neck poop lot of blood was coming out of the wound. >> reporter: he died here on the floor. luke thinks the shot must be aimed at mumba. here at the high court the government says police arrested more than 300 mostly young men who will be tried here in the coming days and says prosecutors will seek the harshest possible punishment. this man says he's innocent, didn't do anything. then lawyers arrive and the first trial begins. the first suspects are charged with looting. the political opposition who called for the protest call for arrests and say the detainees should be released. intended to extent president kabila's rule. >> translator: it's disorder. the demonstrations calling on people to call civil disobedience are acts of barbarism. i think our opposition is not responsible. we're in a legal process of improving electoral law. how can that lead the opposition to send youth to destroy people's property? >> reporter: back at the house where ma'amba lived meanwhile the government still wants to change laws laws and the opposition plan more protest.

dick poop -- dick pope for [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a surprise. have no idea how is going to top that. bird man and the grand boud test got the most nominations with nine each. the direct was like nothing aiv ever seen. apparent letter the directorial han dough gonzales decided to go with long, continuous shots because he didn't know how to say the word "cut" in english. just had to keep shooting until they ran out of film. "boyhood" they say is the heavy favorite to win best picture. the ground-breaking film took 12 years to make but only three years to watch. it's a very good movie but long. some people are complaining about a lack of diversity in this year's nominations but i have to say i happen to think that a nominee is like a snowflake. each one is very different. and they're all white. they say this is the whitest oscars intestines since 1998 whs why the ceremony this year will be broadcast from inside an abercrombie and fitch store. a lot of people are also upset, very upset today that the lego movie didn't get nominated since of all the

it was all poop water. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that was both poop water?elieve you did that to me. gosh! really, that was it? >> that's as pure as any water you've ever had. >> jimmy: it tasted really good. >> yeah. well, it was good poop. >> jimmy: you've got to change the name, but you got a a different business there. >> it's the machine. the machine is pretty miraculous. >> jimmy: how is that possible? >> well, you boil it. you filter it. that's what engineers know how to do. that'll be in africa. >> jimmy: i think it worked. it tastes pretty good. i've got to give it up. i've got to give it up. thank you, buddy. my thanks to bill gates. go to gatesletter.com. mario batali's cooking for us next. there he is in the xbox greenroom. hey, mario batali! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it can't hold your gaze? who cares how tight it can turn, if it can't turn heads? who cares how capable it is, if it's incapable of creating a reaction? any suv can move something. but can it move you? introducing the first-ever lexus nx turbo and hybrid. once you go beyond utility,

>> steve: i am pooped. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: relax, enjoy yourself. you're the king.'m never gonna retire. >> jimmy: you belong on the throne, dude. >> steve: exactly. [ laughter ] you're number one, and i'm number two. >> jimmy: exactly. [ laughter ] >> steve: if i'm down in the dumps -- >> jimmy: all right. i am wiped. i am wiped. here we go. finally, pro -- seeing president obama pander for cheap applause breaks. con -- even though no crowd is better than this great new york city audience. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i'm talking about, we know what i'm talking about. you know what i'm talking about. that's been "pros and cons." we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. you know what i'm talking about. you know what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys, i want to tell you about this cool mastercard thing. it's this thing mastercard is doing. it's called "priceless surprises." basically, if you use your mastercard in stores or online, you might just get an unexpected surprise. >> what if i buy some ties. >>

everybody calls him dick poop onset.t was like i'm gonna let the world know. >> as she should. andy, i think you are the only one who has seen most of these films. how are things going? are you happy? >> first of all, it is important to say that. we have no idea why selma got two nominations. anyone who claims to know is lying to you. people can guess, but that's it. we will never know why it only got two nominations. the academy doesn't release the info. it didn't go out to the guild and that had a lot to do with it. i think the director should have gotten nominated over fox catchers. it was bad. i mean it was meed yoater. mediocre. the nose should have been thom nateed. he is british. >> he is british. >> every year there is an oscar controversy. who didn't get nominated? who did? >> the -- they are not racist. >> my father is one of those men. >> "12 years a slave" won best picture and other awards if you level the charge of racism you have to explain why they suddenly in the last year became racist. >> if you had to

that could be the slogan for a game changing machine that turns sewer sludge, ie, poop into water and electricity. bill gates' foundation has found a way to make contaminated water safe to drink, and that could have enormous humanitarian implications. is that bad or good? >> i am not sure. >> it is called the processor. he got a look and then a taste. >> this is where the sludge enters the machine. it goes up the conveyor belt and spread into these large tubes we call the dryer. that's where we boil the sludge. and we separate the water vapor from the solids. the water vapor created is run through the system until we have the cleanest, purest better -- water you can imagine it. it makes money every day. >> it is water. >> he puts the p in philanthropy. let's do it again in slow motion. >> maybe he actually liked it because it was pooh. maybe he is into it. >> they just wanted to see him drink pee. yeah, it is filtered. drink it up. >> this is a guy who is doing great work. he could solve a huge problem. >> everybody loves steve jobs. he really tries to do stuff. >> he is drinking wate

did you poop in this toilet?'t but i suspect the sound man did. >> why do yo so int toilet? >> because people are sick. i think everyone expected it to be terrible but when you open the door and it's completely different i guess it's like the surprise factor. >> i always said you with your toilet you're world fam well done. >> looking trying to find this shell station. creepy. >>> that's going to do it for us at "right this minute." thanks for joining us everyone. well see you next time. Ñzuuap uhá >>> a paraglider witnesses a midair collision, and even worse -- >> the red wing pilot is his wife. >> a husband's heart stopping moment watching her parachute drop like a rock. >> and this gets a lot weirder. >>> and everybody loves roasting marshmallows. but -- >> this guy has taken it to another level. >> why doing it over a volcano makes it

did you poop in this toilet? >> i suspect the sound man did. >> why do you think people are so interested in a gas station toilet? >> because people are sick. i think everyone expected it to be terrible but when you open the door and it's completely different i guess it's like that. >> i always said you're good with your toilet humor but now you're world famous for it. >> trying to find this shell station. creepy. >> the first time having a raw oyster. >> this is the first time having a raw oyster. she gets a surprise. she was like i've eat a napkin. >> because of the texture of it. >> you don't really want to shoe it. you want to just let that slide down. >> it's not the grit that's got her. there it is. >> she found a pearl in her oyster that she was eating. >> this woman is going to love oysters for the rest of her life. if she eats enough she can make a whole necklace. >> it's probably not like jewelry quality pearl. >> but it could be. >> she got delicious oi administers. >> this man is having a tough time o

. >> i'm usually the the guy who likes poop, poop people who calls me up with the conspiracy theme nonsense know about that this time. so much time elapsed from the original correct call i might add to when they decided to pick up the flag it was like, you know roger goodell picks up the phone and said hey we want cowboys/packers next week in lambeau pick that flag up. it really felt that way. look, did the lion blow the game? absolutely. they had a 20-seven lead. they had plenty of opportunities to go on and win the game but they didn't but that was just one of the worst calls, non-calls, you have dez bryant running on the field with no helmet automatic 15-yard. i hate the cowboys. >> speaking of de z bryant so after the game he is walking in the tunnel, do you see walk right in front of him. >> chris christie. >> that that red sweater i'm sick and tired of looking at. i live in new jersey. my god this guy gets on my nerves. enough. i know he is going to be there next week. there is not enough cheese in wisconsin for governor chris christie. i'm telling you. he so gets on my nerves. let me

and that's when we saw that it was a baby instead of a pile of poop. >> reporter: the little girl was airlifted to the hospital but died hours later. her mother was arrested charged with one count of murder. authorities say she could have dropped the infant off at a police station or a hospital anonymously as part of new jersey's safe haven law. >> it's a crazy world. i wish she would have took better action, dropped it off at a fire company, hospital called the state, police department, anything that could have tooken care of the baby. >> reporter: and by the way, that safe haven law here in new jersey is valid for up to 30 days after a child is born. meanwhile, the mother is currently sitting in jail on $500,000 bail. live in burlington county, randy gyllenhaal, nbc 10 news. >>> new information into nbc 10 about the woman injured when a college student fell from a center city window. the family of erica goodwin said she's still in the hospital but has been upgraded from critical to serious condition. goodwin was injured when 18-year-old rebecca kim fell from an eighth story window.

mentioned the jackson park clean up our kids are told not to touch needles or con domdz or syringes or poop. >> we love the neighborhood thank you. >> thank you. next speaker. >> good afternoon. thank you for having us i'm virginia the head of school at live oak you can tell that our community has been paying attention to the development of 1601 mariposa as you've heard from many parents i won't repeat but undermine what the parent said as they ask you to prioritize this and the education for the children as we work on the 1601 mariposa project i want to help you understand how important it is that our community is considered as the defendant neighborhood has developed live oak is a kindergarten through 8 we have 2 hundred and 90 students our school is expanding last year 14 applications for every single spot in kindergarten increase not enough qualify education programs in the city of chicago and we need to prioritize the experience of our children in good schools we're growing our enrollment and building that live oak is part of the character our parent volunteer we work, work with rec an

when he rushed over dorvilier told him she was burning dog poop. >> when i went by to say, pick it up out, my wife heard the baby scream. and then when that happened i slammed her door shut. she tried to run for it and i just put her to the ground. and that's when we saw that it was a baby instead of a pile of poop or a brush. >> reporter: now, that witness also told us that dorvilier told him that the baby wasn't hers but the little girl with her umbilical cord still attached was airlifted to st. christopher's hospital and died two hours later. dorvilier is being held this morning on $500,000 bail. the medical examiner will perform an autopsy this week. live for now from pemberton township, monique braxton, nbc 10 news. >>> the teen couple from the south known as bonnie and clyde, have been captured in florida. police say officers found 18-year-old dalton hayes and his 13-year-old girlfriend early this morning in panama city beach. the teens were apparently asleep in a truck that had been stolen in georgia. hayes is being charged with being a fugitive from justice and is awaiting ext

oh she pooped. >> he was being honest. >> i think he might have been as well. >> eminem known for oftenng other side. he visit add fan who had only months to live. they apparently talked about football and hip-hop. ♪ i'm going to buy some trash ♪ >> macklemore visited sesame street this week. he sang a new rendition of his song "thrift shop." oscar has moves i didn't know about. >> there are probably dozens of artists on sesame street before i think oscar in his glory. this is milissa rehberger, this is "early today." we hope it's just your first stop of the day on nbc. almay celebrates the true spirit of american beauty. which rises from the heart of our great country... dreams are born. hopes fly high... we love this country with a passion. you can see the pride in our eyes. read the joy on our faces. hear the love on our lips. we create products that deliver an effortless beauty look. genuine and glowing with confidence. almay. simply american. [ fishing rod casting line, marching band playing ] [ male announcer ] the rhythm of life. [ whistle blowing ] where do you hear that beat? c

you can earn $13,000 a year by selling your -- poop?t hot are sick with a certain bacteria. >>> parts of the northeast are still dealing with a lot of snow. in boston the mayor vowed to ticket anyone who didn't shovel their sidewalks. secretary of state john kerry might not have gotten the message. he was ticketed with a $50 fine yesterday for not clearing his snow. >>> the first lady michelle obama tweeted a fun throwback thursday picture to remind everyone to get health care. the pic saying throwback thursday to being young and invincible, but now it's time to stay healthy and get covered by february 15th. vice president biden posted this photo, reminding everyone to get covered and give yourself peace of mind. >>> the white house also tweeted a pic. this of little president obama playing in the waves. it read no one stays young and invincible forever. make sure you get covered. bill great pictures great breath-taking footage from an iced-over niagara falls. this is amazing. canadian ice climber wil gatz makes history as the first per

. >> dick poop -- dick pope. >> that, my friends, would be what you call an unfortunate mispronunciationfor his academy award role mr. turner. he took the flub in stride. he told usa today he has been called worse in his lifetime. with a name like that i could see. >> call my richard. -- me richard. >>> price is right announcer george gray gets paid to use his voice. >> that's a good thing because it was the failure of his feet that landed him flat on his face. >> it's an offroad motorcycle, a new rake and a new treadmill. new-- new range and a new treadmill. [ laughter ] >> wait, wait, wait. this show is pretaped. so they couldn't redo that? >> i like how he's on the job continuing his job, love it. >> it happened on today's episode of the show and despite the fall as jan notes, he kept right on talking. i like that. >> still on his feet. >> i decided to take my shirt off on the treadmill one day because i was getting hot. >> we don't really want to know much more. >> the point of the story is i fell back against the wall. it's not that hard to fall off a tread treadmill, believe -- a t

they were separate they were maybe one and then nothing and then a couple more and then boom, boom poop. i thought it was fireworks. my alley over here, they are always so nice and calm, what happened? >> police found gomez seven hours later and arrested him. the gun was found yesterday afternoon. >>> former new york governor mario cuomo is remembers as a strong leader, a gifted speaker and a man of integrity. >> this nation is more a tal. of two cities than just a shining city on a hill. >> his 1984 speech at the democratic national convention in san francisco is regards by many as one of the greatest speeches of the 20th century the he died year at age of 82. his served three terms as governor and toyed with a presidential bid. his passion crossed party lines, both democratic and republican leaders are mourning his death. >>> house minority leader pelosi commented on his passing saying this about the speech in san francisco "his language and leadership will echo through the ages as vital, just as urgent and as energizing as his address at the convention that day." >> the new mayor of

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this one just pooped his pants, like me. even kittens are getting into it. terrible. he doesn't even know what he is doing. you have to admit. they are adorable. maybe we are on the wrong side. >> who are we to argue? i don't know what they say about the whole dance and their inability to get on board with what everyone from general al sisi have radically described as radical islam. they have their own heads up their own collective ass that they think they can change the world by sticking with the narrative. it would be falsely identifying and thus it is thought so. the rest of the world doesn't understand that yet. >> i would be totally for it if they say it has nothing to do with religion. if you can't have one without the other that's been my theory for the past two weeks. if you say it has nothing to do with radical islam you can't say it condemns the terrorists. >> it is not wanting to recognize their ideologies. they say it is radical islam. and you are giving them the power that they want. calling the gash in your side a paper cut does not stop the bleeding. yo

that phrase was sort of misused in the whole controversy about the sony film recently poop movie studiothat's a subsidiary of a hardware company is an independent vehicle from a satirical magazine. a movie studio makes a decision every day about what to release and what not to release and what to green light and not green light. people don't raise the issue of freedom of speech to them until they got hacked. a newspaper is on the front lines of freedom of speech every day. the speech that you have to defend is the unpopular speech. you know, nobody's going to put you in jail or threaten you in any way for saying i support the troops and thank them for their service. it is the transgressive speech, it is a speech that might make you think or not the rejurnlg takingsrejurnlgtake takeregurgitating of speech. the is would be abhorred by these satisfiages. every bit as much as the crirchts whochristians who were abhorred by the antiabortionists who killed abortion doctors. >> thank you harry scherer. paying tribute to their colleagues. rl you you >> i'm ali velshi, the news has become this t