- oh, yeah, jalapeÑo poppers! - let's go!police radio chatter] - stan, you were really brave in there but you did kind of sound like a big dork. - i know. - come on you! - you're hurting my arm! - too bad! you'll be going away for a long time. was it worth it? - in a way, it was. i might not have gotten away, but at least i learned a lot about pioneer life in the old west. those early settlers didn't have the modern conveniences we all take for granted today. to think how difficult it was back in those times to do something as simple as washing your clothes. pioneer village has a lot to teach us all. - that's true. - hey, look. - [groaning] teacher, my partner is back on the bus. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com march 2nd, 2015. from comedy central world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight is the great robert smigel will be joining us on tonigh

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pepper just so you know i am white trash and a hot air popcorn popper.m applied to different people who are funny. what is genius in the context of comedy mean to you? and you don't have to talk about yourself. although your business card -- >> it does say comedic genius. >> yes. >> you know i'm not worried of that, because i don't consider myself that. >> i reference mcdonald's a lot, because i go mcdonald's. i love the silence that follows that statement. like i just admitted to support dog fighting or something. how could you? mcdonald's? >> it's a very strange thing with stand-up comedy. it's you do comedy and people are like, you made -- you provided so much laughter and the strange thing is it's like comedians, we get way more out of it. so i'll do a benefit show and they're like thank you so much for doing this benefit for this school. and you're like, i was going to da a show anyway. it's a very strange thing. >> you have 0 to work hard but don't you think robin williams is a great example? >> yeah. >> great comics are born with something differe