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porpy, squeak in english! (laughter) and, yes, that's an artist's approximation. and, yes, you will be starting over in a brand new world but make sure to bring along your armored limo, your yacht, and your r.v. just in case these remote societies of no labors, no building codes or firearm restrictions breaks down for some reason. (laughter) well that's it for colbert platinum. tune in next time for an answer to the age-old question "could god build a yacht so big even he could not fill it with bitches?" (laughter) we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back. merry christmas, everybody! plerry christmas. ohio ho! yes, folks, the big day is right around the corner. it's not enough to just celebrate the holiday. this is the blitzkrieg on grinchitude. (cheers and applause) ♪ hallelujah... folks, in this bleak economy christmas means more than ever our best hope to fix the deficit is for tim geithner to ask santa for $14 trillion worth of scarves with gift receipts. (laughter) but instead of helping santa, bureaucrats out