listen, my mother-in-law promised me after the wedding to give me a porsche cayenne, my wife says. understand, borscht horseradish. the daughter calls her mother, crying and saying, mom, mom, only 2 weeks have passed since the wedding, and her husband wants sex with two women. mom says, don't worry, daughter, tell me, i'm driving up now. this is the situation listen wife came home late, drunken husband, stunned, waving her alarm clock in front of her nose says, where have you been, where have you been? she says, do not yell, otherwise next time you will wave the calendar. look, how it dawns, what did you say now the verse, he was stunned, says, what a verse, she says a verse - this is a verb, sat down and verse. thousands of scientists have been puzzling over the problem for years and cannot understand why the wife cheats on her husband, i tell everything very simply, the wife cheats on her husband only three times in three. and if he is bad b, if he is good c, if he doesn’t carry something, that’s all the question is, what is not a reason to quarrel? this is how he brought the kin