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(sing) we all earned a bacon portabella melt. best cheeseburger a brioche ever helt.portabellas, all melty and cheesy. earning one is deliciously easy! we did nothing! >> gus: they're already waving their championship towels. ohio state, 2:25 away from winning the big ten championship game. here, in indianapolis. this ball, kicked out of bounds. and that will give coach meyer something else to get on one of his players about. they played so well. >> referee: number 39. ball will be placed at the 35 yard line. first down. >> gus: all right. let's take a look at the kay jewelers, diamond moment of the game. >> charles: it started early, isn't it? cardale jones, on the first drive of the game. finds devin smith, with the initial touchdown pass of the evening. and he, and the buckeyes, were out of the sprinter's block and off to the races. >> gus: urban meyer, 50 years old. and only his third season. he's going to improve to 24-1, versus big ten opponents. versus big ten opponents. first down and ten at the 35. and they hand it off to corey clement. and talking about coac

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(sing) we all earned a bacon portabella melt. best cheeseburger a brioche ever helt. rich portabellas, all melty and cheesy. earning one is deliciously easy! we did nothing! so you can see like right here i can just... you know, check my policy here, add a car, ah speak to customer service, check on a claim...you know, all with the ah, tap of my geico app. oh, that's so cool. well, i would disagree with you but, ah, that would make me a liar. no dude, you're on the jumbotron! whoa. ah...yeah, pretty much walked into that one. geico anywhere anytime. just a tap away on the geico app. >> rivers drops back to pass. pass complete. eddie royal, touchdown! >> nelson, 35, 30, 25, 20, 15, 10, a slant right to left, jordy nelson, give him six! touchdown green bay! >> and the sunday sports report currently on nbcsn. you can switch over there when we're off the air. chris, rodney, liam mchugh, josh elliott with a look at all of today's nfl action. so next week it's to san diego where the chargers come home after a victory, a last-minute victory against baltimore and all of a sud