portia and i have nothing in common! when she first started here, we went to lunch together.nd, i went to go see the weeknd at avicii's pop-up club, weekend. [piano playing gentle music] ♪ - that was three years ago. we haven't had a conversation since. - it's hard, you're from a different generation. i don't know what anybody's talking about anymore. - me either. like, who is snapchat? - ah. - is he one of the minions? and are they all pokémen? - i saw "hamilton." i was like, "huh?" i mean, george washington wasn't black, right? or is it one of those things where you don't know for sure? you know, like santa claus or jesus? - i didn't get it either. - maybe you just need experience talking to young people. at least i get to practice with katie. god, i love her. i really hope she doesn't die. - right. maybe i just need a little more practice. - yes! you know, there's lots of young women in the office. just trying chatting with one of them. - that is a great i-- i'm sorry! but lesson learned: don't banter about how someone has a puerto rican ass for a white girl. ♪ - something

- hey, portia, you know what i love? lemonade. - really? me too.ow what, i have a feeling that "lemonade's" gonna bring home a ton of awards this year. - really? [chuckles] well, maybe it's finally getting the credit it deserves. - so she thinks they're talking about the beyoncé album... - and he thinks they're talking about the drink. i'm a genius. ♪ - [sighs] what a day. [sighs] i sure had an adventure, but i also learned something. - get out of here. we're not that close yet, carol. - sorry, sir. we'll get there. do me a favor. will you get this young lady a cocktail?queeze. - actually, i, um-- i have to go. - what? hey, i'm sorry. look, i know what you're thinking, but i told you: benny's not me. - we're wrong for each other, kelly, and i think we've been idiots not to see it. - he cracked a rib doing compressions. - you knew you were supposed to observe only, correct? - it was my order, sir. - you've been ordered to mandatory retraining. next shift. - okay, so, you've done this before. are the quizzes open-book, or should

. >> portia love and maisha adamson feel the loss of troy robinson everyday. >> he was always there fors, you know? we could always depend on him to be there. funny guy. makes everyone laugh. just a good guy. it's a tremendous loss. it is. >> robinson was going to a family halloween party along old york road. >> he axed me to go but we had gone out with our daughter that evening and i was tired, so he went by his self. >> 5:44 a.m., police responded to the scene and found the 32-year-old shot in the head. he was found dead at the scene. >> he was a good guy, a good father, a good brother, a good son. i'm hoping if anyone know anything, please, please, come forward. do the right thing. >> the citizen crime commission is administering a $1,000 and the city of philadelphia is offering up to $20,000 reward money for the arrest and conviction of the person responsible. 215546 tips. all calls remain anonymous. addison hopes her five-year-old daughter will remember her father. >> the smile -- he was her partner in crime. he was always there for her no matter what. he was there from day one. >>

. >> it was mercedes and portias they like the flavor but now it is everything. >> reporter: owner tells me he used to see one or two cars with rat damage a year, but now he is seeing up to ten a week. he thinks it is because of the new compounds in car that range from soy, rice husk, sugars, peanut and straw. >> rubber is made out of plant products so rats love it. >> reporter: his mechanics have come face-to-face with sometimes not so little culprits. >> you're a big old rat. >> reporter: in her case, margaret levine's insurance is covering most of the rat damage. >> by the time i got to dealer he said sincere very common. >> reporter: she is haggling with bmw about the company paying her $1,000 deductible. she says she can't sell the car because she would lose too much money. >> somebody said peppermint balls but i don't think it is that. >> reporter: she is spending hundreds trying to rat proof her garage. >> it stinks. >> reporter: even minnesota red fox european and sharp lattice tough on that little feet. extreme measures. we asked bmw to comment and didn't hear back. in addition

. >> it was mercedes and portias they like the flavor but now it is everything. >> reporter: owner tells me he used to see one or two cars with rat damage a year, but now he is seeing up to ten a week. he thinks it is because of the new compounds in car that range from soy, rice husk, sugars, peanut and straw. >> rubber is made out of plant products so rats love it. >> reporter: his mechanics have come face-to-face with sometimes not so little culprits. >> you're a big old rat. >> reporter: in her case, margaret levine's insurance is covering most of the rat damage. >> by the time i got to dealer he said sincere very common. >> reporter: she is haggling with bmw about the company paying her $1,000 deductible. she says she can't sell the car because she would lose too much money. >> somebody said peppermint balls but i don't think it is that. >> reporter: she is spending hundreds trying to rat proof her garage. >> it stinks. >> reporter: even minnesota red fox european and sharp lattice tough on that little feet. extreme measures. we asked bmw to comment and didn't hear back. in addition

i mean, portia. - thanks, chuck.lent killer hiding in your family's handguns? that's when we return. - and, we're clear. - ooh. - good job, little one. on to the next crisis, who's gonna tell chuck with that hair he looks like ronald mcdonald? - handling chuck sounds like a job for my mom. it's too bad that she quit. - yeah, it really is. she could have talked him into so many things. - hey, if you really want her back, i'm willing to negotiate. - what are your terms? - i convince my mom to come back and be our intern, and you let me do one lead story every week. - done. oh! i thought you were gonna ask for a raise, which i would've given you. - no. - idiot. - damn it. you know what? no. baby steps, baby steps. [sighs] [phone ringing] - hey, pumpkin. the show was great. i loved the story you did about me. and what'd you think of chuck's hair? zazzy, right? - it's real zazzy, yeah. um, listen, mom, i think you should come back and be our intern. - i don't know, katie. having me around is a big sacrifice. i can't do th

mercedes, bmw, volkswagen, gm, audy and portia are all coming out with 300 mile electric luxury sedans. i think they are doomed unless somehow the laws that you have to have more money coming in than going out. >> they are a start-up , though. >> what does doomed mean? >> their stock price comes in, they go out of business and have regular competition like other compani companies. what do you mean by doomed? >> at some point, their up side on pricing is limited. everybody else sells electric vehicles at a loss to get the credits to be able to sell the sport utilities and the pickup truck. that puts a ceiling on your possible pricing. if he can't made money on the high-end model ss and xs, which sell up to $100,000, how in the world is he going to make money on a $35,000 small car? i have news for you, 42 years of experience. the cost of a car doesn't come down proportional to that. >> so, bob gardelli, do you see any possible way this works out for tesla, keeping in mintd td are not just about cars? they have in-home batteries and solar panels on the roof? sometimes the stock price and

and portia for that great interaction on the elevator this morning. >> and thank you, carol, for thees matter movement. >> and my daughter katie, the love of my life. when she was born i needed an episiotomy. >> okay, that's good, that's enough. >> okay, thank you. >> seth: please welcome to the show andrea martin, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: i am so delighted to have you here. >> i'm so happy, this is what it looks when you're actually here. >> seth: yeah. >> it's so fabulous. >> seth: very interesting vantage point. >> beautiful. >> seth: i feel as though i know you. such a fan of your work. we do not actually know each other. it's our first time meeting. but we know a lot of the same people. tina fey is an executive producer of this show. >> yes. tina fey is an executive producer of "great news." amy poehler executive produces -- >> seth: "difficult people." >> "difficult people." and fred is not here, but fred but was on "difficult people" last year. >> seth: horatio sanz. >> horatio sanz. >> seth: is on this new show as well. >> and nicole ritchie is on this new

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