priceline d.t. -- priceline.com is a deal. >> stephen: will the fact that barack obama is a gay-stranautt the election? it's too soon to tell. one thing we do know is this changes everything. >> i think it's going to be a long begun long time. the touchdown brings me round to find. ♪ ♪ i'm not the man they think i am at all oh, no i'm a rocket man ♪ ♪ rocket man burning -- >> stephen: we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers an] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. for two years mitt romney has been a severe conservative. but last week he moved to the center in his victorious debate. so which is the real mitt romney? a mystery this deep requires a man who really knows the meaning of "to thine own self be true." me, stephen colbert! this is formidable opponent. [cheers and applause] ♪ [bell ringing] >> stephen, thank you for joining me. >> well, i'll go on any show to promote my new book "america again, rebecoming the greatness we never weren't." [ laughter ] next week, i'm guest-hosting "here comes honey boo boo." 'cuz a dollah makes me hollah! [ laughter ] [cheers and applause