[laughter] pringles singles or springles, as they're known on the street.e can at least hope eric garner's senseless death marks the end of excessive force by police. >> the new york city police department says up to 1,000 reports of suspects being placed in illegal chokeholds may now have to be reviewed. >> nypd officials say the entire force may have to be retrained. >> jon: okay, retraining lesson number one: this is a camera phone. when that is pointed at you, officer, stop strangling the person. [laughter] for more, we turn to senior... [cheering and applause] oh, okay. i'm sorry. i didn't know senior black correspondent, i didn't realize we were talking about racial issues. i thought this was going to be the senior police misconduct correspondent or... [laughing] >> jon, you're so funny acting like they're not related. not funny, jon. >> jon: right. >> this bleep has to stop already. >> jon: that's what i was going to say, but black people aren't the only ones who get mistreated by police. we've all seen the videos of the white kids there in the prote

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can eating pringles be sexy, rick? open? not bad. almost 40%, i would say. very good. going on this week and a beautiful day for it take a look at the weather maps. good thing the u.s. open is played up here and not down in mexico. tropical moisture pulling in across parts of louisiana. two to three inches of heavy rain. not watching for any big development of that that is across parts of the caribbean. by the time you get to the central part of next week, central part of next week and into the central gulf we could be looking at development there here is your first alert forecast across the northeast today. picture city and go through the day. temps looking pretty good. beginning to warm up across parts of the ohio valley and few spotty showers tomorrow more of the rain. down across the south there is that heavy rain across much of louisiana. spreading in across mississippi and parts of alabama, georgia, tennessee and such. most of texas you are looking great. in across the northern plains, across the great lakes a fe