siri, tell alexa the -- ranch pringles. [ laughter ] tell alexa ranch pringles. [ laughter ] pro, downloadinglican convention app. con, pokemon gop. [ laughter ] >> steve: got 'em all. >> jimmy: pro, last night donald trump entered by walking through smoke in silhouette. con, tonight chris christie entered by crashing through the wall like the kool-aid man and saying, "oh, yeah! oh, yeah, baby." [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah! that would be great if he'd did that. >> steve: oh, he should do that. >> jimmy: pro, going to cleveland's rock and roll hall of fame to find out how pink floyd recorded the wall. con, and then got santana to pay for it. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: fascinating. >> steve: fascinating rock history. >> jimmy: pro, hearing trump tell the crowd i do not condone violence or fighting. con, and now please welcome our next speaker, the president of the ultimate fighting championship. [ applause ] pro, later this week, we'll hear from newt gingrich and reince priebus. con, they sound less like republican leaders and more like "harry potter" villains. rein

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and this is my little saw, which happens to be the bottom of a pringle's can. it's not sharp. it won't cut a person, but it will cut these sticks just like a little saw. that's the only tool i use to make these. you can see why it takes eight to nine months to make one. >> why? >> just to pass time, basically. >> it's a farmhouse right here. a rough draft. okay? little dimensions to it so i know where i'm at. art is my sanity and my salvation. i mean that's what keeps me stable. >> i just come up with all kinds of little ideas. you have two of these like a little protection vent to keep the rain out of the chimneys. i found this out in the yard. it reminded me of air conditioning. that trips everybody out. they like my little grill. the bird can grill his worms i guess. and you get the exclusive of looking inside, with the fireplace and the light switch and the plug-in outlets. it won't be seen once this is completed. i put those in because right now, people seen it in progress. >> what i'm doing now, i got to put some grass in here. in order to show the land, i'm using yellow

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pringle is like the monday cho,, too.said it was hisas h favorite movie that he's everr done. there you go.th >> big thanks to lou goss sell, jr. foraying us and for duck kerr driving and picking him upc well done. don >> every man has his job. j >> super hot today.od >> be patient to drive here inen d.c. >> 90 to near 100 all weekend a lot of lo heat on the way. >> the heat is on. zip trip tomorrow to shaw. >> i'm going. >> bye. city, it's "the wendy williams show". >> how you doin'? the kids have come to play today. you won't believe what i'm about to tell you. with all due respect, my girls are always turned out. i give it to you straight, no chasers. >> announcer: now here's wendy! >> wendy: yeah. thank you for watching our show! and say hello to my co-hosts, my studio audience. how

. >> i remember my first pringle, it was heaven. >> once it pop it doesn't stop good it curves and fits> yes. >> and then you can stick six or seven all at ones. then your brother says i did eight. i did 12. >> i guess, junk food is, i hate doing it, i took a picture of my junk food but anyway, if it is very low in nutritional value then it is probably junk food. >> that make sense. >> this would qualify. >> i'm sure. >> that on top of the cheese, yes. >> yes. >> there is that. >> on top of the junk food, let's have some cake president you have cake and then gio's cake. take a look at this. they are very trendy right now. it looks like art, almost like like reality. >> yes, it does. >> so, lauren, how long does it take to make a cake like this. you are showing us some in deptford, new jersey. >> i know, we will get to that answer in just a second but we have to show them off. you just showed a picture. this is incredible, alex, chris, sue i have never seen anything like it before. we have not had a request here in new jersey just yet but you will tell us about it. it will be fun. tell m

. >> pringles. look at this chair. >> by the way -- it's kind of already starting. with the nice blankets. to wrap me, right? >> gregory, look at this. >> where's the booze? >> may i take your order? >> here's the real gregory and here's my gregory. >> may i take your order? >> all right -- >> i need a foot massage. >> here we go. hey, listen, now i'm really serious. we're going to go eat cake, and delicious cake. in fact, i think it's your favorite cake. stay with us, because the five is back for the fifth anniversary celebration. our birthday, today. it takes a lot of work... to run this business. but i really love it. i'm on the move all day long... and sometimes, i just don't eat the way i should. so i drink boost® to get the nutrition that i'm missing. boost complete nutritional drink has 26 essential vitamins and minerals, including calcium and vitamin d to support strong bones and 10 grams of protein to help maintain muscle. all with a great taste. i don't plan on slowing down any time soon. stay strong. stay active with boost®. >>> welcome back. we're still

>> seth: pringles for making your can too small for my hands, guilty or not guilty?ck her up! >> seth: it's like the roman coliseum. [ laughter ] except christie wouldn't be the emperor, he'd be the guy feeding trump grapes. [ laughter ] look, this is america. we don't call for our political adversaries to be jailed. there are plenty of legitimate ways to criticize hillary clinton. from her genuinely problematic policy in libya, to her goldman-sachs speeches, without calling for her to be locked up. but if you thought calling for hillary to literally be thrown in jail was the craziest it could get. you were wrong, because ben carson showed up and he tried the old "six degrees to satan" technique. >> one of the things i have learned about hillary clinton is that one of her heroes, her mentors, was saul alinski. let me tell you something about saul alinsky, he wrote a book called "rules for radicals," on the dedication page, it acknowledges "lucifer, the original radical who gained his own kingdom." so are we willing to elect someone as president who has as their role