from "project runway," please welcome tim gunn! of the show. we are just meeting, i am a jimmy kimmel virgin. >> jimmy: get ready to be deflowered. >> speaking of deflowered. i love your piece on fashion week. >> jimmy: did you? >> i love it. sign off on it. yes, a crazy circus. >> jimmy: i have to say when i look at the stuff. i go there is something, you see modern art, there is splatters of paint on a canvas. something i don't understand. >> go with your viscera, if it says this is a bunch of nonsense, it is. >> jimmy: way to go. >> you can rationalize it and think of narratives to possibly defend it, your viscera says it is nonsense. >> jimmy: looks like nonsense. it is probably nonsense. >> some great look in the piece. >> jimmy: i like that you have a very practical look at this stuff. clothes need to on project runway, i watch all the time. you need to be able to wear them. >> i say to the designers. don't care what you create as long as your model can get into a taxi wearing it. we may have off to put the sunroof up. she ca

when i'm on "project runway," you know, i talk to my designers about fashion. and then, all of a sudden, they gave me these pages. and i was, like, terrified. you know? i was like -- and action. and i was like -- you know? i got so nervous every time. >> jimmy: full on cindy brady, yeah. just staring into the camera. >> and amy, she's, like, "i don't know my lines either." so she just walks around with her script. >> jimmy: amy poehler? >> yes. >> jimmy: really? >> she didn't. [ laughter ] she's doesn't either. and i'm like -- >> jimmy: she's doesn't need to do it, yeah. >> and she has pages and pages and pages and pages. >> jimmy: yeah, she's the star of the show. >> i'm, like, "you didn't learn all of this before?" and she's, like, "no." so she just -- you know, they walk with you, like, four times. and then, that's when she learned it. i'm, like, you just memorized all of this in the four times that we rehearsed this?" and she's, like, "yeah." it is unbelievable. >> jimmy: did you do well? did you act? >> that i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know. >> i don

project runway. i used to be a model. that's me. - can anybody verify that you were home? - no. yes. i spoke to my mother on the phone. look, detectives, i'm bitter, okay? bailey left us in terrible financial straits. but he had no insurance and no money. what i get from his death is more grief. - any idea where his car might be? [knocking on door] - i thought we were gonna meet at the luncheon. - bailey o'doyle is dead. i--i just heard it on the car radio. i-i knew you'd wanna know. - no, i-- what happened? he didn't kill himself, did he? - no, he was found beaten in promontory park. - beaten? so it was a robbery? - the news didn't say much. it's been how many years since we've seen bailey, two years? - a while. poor guy. well, we have to go. your father won't be happy if we're late. - of course. - so the search went out on his car? - mm-hmm. - and you checked the unhappy wife's alibi. - the luds confirm the calls and her mother verifies the conversations within the apparent time frame. i say we never count on moms. - [chuckles] - now i'm gonna go with the statistics and say if

that is chris march, most notably known for "project runway." now he's designed wigs for target, halloween wigs. he's got eight of these creations that you can get for $20 or less for a limited time. there's some iconic images there. >> looks like they're made out of foam instead of that gross, weird -- >> this is like a sponge. it will just soak up the sweat. >> here they have images of everything. that is the starlet with the blond kp. >> this one is a ease u want to go as danny dziukio. >> this one is a witch. >> this one is a monster. >> oh, dude, take my money. >> this is a mohawk. >> in is a pink afro. you know what people are going to do. they're going to buy it and add stuff to to it. i want to see this pink afro with glitter. >> it's never too easy to start thinking of halloween costumes. >> that green medusa wig matches your green sheet. >> that's for sure. >> a raging river shows its strength when it takes out a kayaker. >> that's not his biggest problem because these guys come along and get smacked down by the same rapid. >> the stru

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from "project runway," tim gunn. and live witness news. and music from preservation hall jazz band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. thank you, cleto. thank you, thank you for

. >> host: on project president, simultaneously fascinating and hilarious, tim gunn, project runway. is he a friend of yours? >> guest: yeah. i wouldn't call him a friend, but he's certainly a nice guy. i reached out to him because, one, all of my sisters love project runway, but project president really is in a markedly apolitical book. it's a book that was designed to reach out to americans and kind of illuminate some truths about how politics actually works in our minds as opposed to how we wish they worked. >> host: who was the worst presidential candidate ever in your view? >> guest: oh, well, horace greeley is definitely up there with the neck beard and the huge whiskers. he's from new york, and he was known as a copperhead before hand. he was a terrible presidential candidate. in the modern era, you know, somebody people would know, michael dukakis was a terrible presidential candidate, bob dole, john mccain. i had my doubts about mitt romney to begin -- i wouldn't put him up in the top ten of horrible presidential candidates, but this century is, you know, a lot of -- adlai s

"project runway" mary castillo. >> heidi klum. >> heidi klum changed her name and within months theyast name? >> i should have that information before i bring it up on the show. you know what i am talking about. >> i want to know about the last name is. >>> charlie sheen getting his high school diploma. i didn't know he didn't have but he is getting one. the anger management star is one and a half credits shy of graduating when he was a teenager and he received his diploma on "the tonight show" with jay leno. >> check it out. there you have it. he has the whole deal. the cap and gown and it was presented to him. >> he said he only showed up for class 33% of the time. that's one-third of the time. >> now he has his high school diploma. >> made some money. >> college will be fun. mars, but, thanks to hotwire's incredibly low travel prices, i can afford to cross more things off my list. this year alone, we went to the top of the statue of liberty and still saved enough to go to texas, to a real dude ranch. hotwire checks the competition's rates every day so they can guarantee their low

. >>> "project runway's" new emmy winners. >> heidi always makes it work. >>> now where yahoo!dcast meet for 24/7 access to celebrity news. "omg! insider." >> hey, everybody. john legend chrissy teigen, and lebron james, we've got all the details. i'm thea andrews. you know i love a wedding. >> i'm kevin frazier. also a surprise star wedding. and the "ncis" family responds to the naval yard shooting as one of their cast members was in d.c. where the carnage took place. >>> first, paula deen. she's back. she's crying. but are they tears of joy because she has weathered the storm? paula's southern fried return is trending now. >> celebrity chef paula deen is out of hiding. >> these are tears of joy, y'all. >> that's an ugly cry, mama. >> i'm sorry. >> paula deen in tears. the celebrity chef made her first post-scandal appearance in houston over the weekend a

they're promoting it big-time on "project runway." it was high as 59 bucks in january of 2011.credit cards are nice and thick? charles: they're absolutely huge. digress wall street of the russell simmons comes down, get's a hero's welcome. my man, why are they cheering you. you charge people on debit card to use their own money. talk about free passes all the time. this company is -- stuart: something to do with green dot? charles: no, he has a business similar. stuart: similar business. fat margins. charles: fat margins. stuart: democrat senator claire mccaskill calling for criminal charges to be filed on people that defraud the obama phone program. i think there are six million of those phones out there at a cost of $2 billion a year. by the way you pay that money, a little bit of a tax, fee, rather, added on to every phone bill. come on in star parker, admitted former welfare cheat and president of cure. congratulations on shaking the addiction to welfare. congratulations on cure. tell me about the obama phone program. first of all, i'm intrigued that a democrat senator want

"project runway" along -- i'm the only one? so, i'm the only one.blonde. >> we have more fun. >> i imagine myself with dark hair, lara. i have no idea what these would look like. >> these are available at target. they're very fun. he has dressed celebrities like lady gaga. he has you covered, at least your head. partnering with target. he created the big fun collection. >> taking close-ups if we put it on. >> i'll show this one, too. there you go. >> very nice. >> they're all $20 or less at target for halloween. >>> now, sam can do weather. >> i predict this is a big hit. you go to a halloween party. and you start sweating. and it's a mess. and it's never fun. >> wow. you have complicated costumes. >> well, you know what? >> i've seen it. they are complicated. >> you're acting like -- >> and you were? >> no. i'm wearing it right now. >> just my costumes are complicated and sweaty. >>> let's get to the boards and one or two things going on this morning. hang in there, amy. we want to share with you. we're going to start with the washington, d.c. live

subway" instead of project runway. >> four designers had two weeks to design and youn subway restaurants. >> that's find of fun. >> you're going to defend this? it's stupid! >> it's fun. >> she's wearing plastic bags that say subway. that is embarrassing. >> you have a stupid high fashion designer doing $10,000 dumb dresses nobody would say or wear. or you could say, here's what you can do in the third world, you can be fashionable, you can find things, take in napkins here and branches here and boom, you got an outfit. >> that was a nice try to make it up as you went. >> and now, when star [beep] goes wrong, starring tom hanks. >> so tom hanks jury service came to a quick end after some controversy. this is a really cool story, actually. he was serving on the jury for a domestic battery case that was going on. >> sounds great so far. >> during a recess the other day, tom was out and about and a prosecutor from the city attorney's office met tom in the stairwell. >> and that's when things took a horrible turn. >> and thanked him for doing his service and for being a c

all of my sisters lip project runway, but a project president really is markedly political book, butthat was designed to reach out to americans across the aisle and eliminate some truths. >> host: who is the worst presidential candidate ever in your view? >> guest: horace greeley is definitely up there. within the next peered and the huge whiskers. from new york and known as a copperhead. he was a terrible presidential candidate. in the modern era, michael dukakis is obviously a terrible presidential candidate. john mccain was a horrendous presidential candidate. the top ten of for all presidential candidates, but the century, at less stevenson was a terrible presidential candidate. a lot of bad presidential candidates. the tv era there are more visible. >> host: how did jimmy carter go from boots and 76? >> guest: once you become the establishment things change. lecturing americans on what they should do with their conditioners. you go to being a faceless bureaucrat very quickly, and that's what happened. he was perceived as the honest show. he won the 76 election on the strength of

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