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. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree branch? >> all right, [bleeped] you, man, [bleeped] you. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: mcgnaw, the gluten-free beaver, everybody. we'll be right back. mcgnaw, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. ♪ ♪ break the ice, with breath freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. ♪ yeah, girl ♪ you know, i've been thinking about us ♪ ♪ and, uh, i just can't fight it anymore ♪ ♪ it's bundle time ♪ bundle ♪ mm, feel those savings, baby and that's how a home and auto bundle is made. better he learns it here than on the streets. the miracle of bundling -- now, that's p
. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree...
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. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree branch? >> all right, [bleeped] you, man, [bleeped] you. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: mcgnaw, the gluten-free beaver, everybody. we'll be right back. mcgnaw, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. my family likes camping... ...i like dancing. so when we packed up our rav4, i brought this. ♪ turns out my family likes dancing too. the rav4 toyota. let's go places. and here. but what about here? [ female announcer ] neutrogena® visibly even daily moisturizer with a clinically proven soy complex. it diminishes the look of dark spots in 4 short weeks. and just
. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree...
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. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree branch? >> all right, [bleeped] you, man, [bleeped] you. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: mcgnaw, the gluten-free beaver, everybody. we'll be right back. mcgnaw, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. [ male announcer ] you know that guy that witnessed that thing he shouldn't have and got put in that program you're not supposed to know about? he gets to go away for a while to a place we can't talk about and eat velveeta shells & cheese. liquid gold. eat like that guy you know. liquid gold. andale, ya llegaron tus amigos. ♪ ♪ play "peel, play, olé, olé" from m
. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree...
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. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree branch? >> all right, [bleeped] you, man, [bleeped] you. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: mcgnaw, the gluten-free beaver, everybody. we'll be right back. mcgnaw, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. yeah, i'm gonna need 40,000 pairs of flippers. 70,000 bags of ice. 33,000 tubes of sunscreen. a cake with a lady inside, a cake with a dude inside, and then a cake with some cake inside for all the people that love some cake. ooh i like him. let's find out his tuxedo size. yeah i'm back! what's that? oh yeah yeah, no it's perfect. did i already order ice? bud li
. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree...
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. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree branch? >> all right, [bleeped] you, man, [bleeped] you. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: mcgnaw, the gluten-free beaver, everybody. we'll be right back. mcgnaw, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. ♪ ♪fame, makes a man take things over♪ ♪fame, lets him loose, hard to swallow♪ ♪fame, puts you there where things are hollow♪ the evolution of luxury continues. the next generation 2015 escalade. ♪fame ♪ moon river ♪ wider than a mile ♪ i'm crossing you in style... [ jim ] mmmmm. so, hot. whoo! mmmmm. that is hot! [ male announcer ] made with real cheese and pre
. >> the puns are for kids. you're asking me to ask questions to an adult woman who can ascend to the highest office in the land. i think puns are a little beneath my dignity as a journalist, and they should be beneath your dignity, too. [audience reacts] >> stephen: no, no, no. he's right. i'm sorry, mcgnaw. i just didn't know it was that important to you. >> well, i'm not just a one-trick beaver. i'm trying to branch out. [cheering and applause] >> stephen: like a tree...
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el mey >> borges, el ene que vi borges para la selecÓn a que en12minutos esteti finalizÓ uno des del punio.quien fue e? leni >> allÍ estÁn hablando que nos >> los asistentes estÁn de adorno. lo vimos con brasil. >> bien tirado, al o ha elegido bien. siempre cuando uno tiene dudas, es difÍcil e el arquero se te quede parado, emse va a mover. si tÚ dirÁs un penal al centro a media altura. --tiras. es difÍcil que el arquero no pueda atajar. >> el que viene es el nÚmero nueve. atento estÁ navas. gol. uno a uno. costa rica grecia. >> hasta ahora los dos penales bien tirados. >> si seÑor. >> ruiz, es el segundo de costa rica. >> el capitÁn.. lo ra. ui los penales que sido bien cobrados. >> ctooulo aqui estÉ el nume 16. desde el punto penal golazo. >> dos s. >> tambiÉn frio tranquilidad... los >> dos a dos,y el que viene es jean carlos gonzÁlez. el central. por ahora dos a dos. costa rica... toma la ventaja de tres a dos. >> el arquero me parece que no se puso las manos. no sÉ no sé, es que no fue tan en medio del tiro... como que la rosa. >> tres a dos. el turno de grecia. >> lateral izquierdo
el mey >> borges, el ene que vi borges para la selecÓn a que en12minutos esteti finalizÓ uno des del punio.quien fue e? leni >> allÍ estÁn hablando que nos >> los asistentes estÁn de adorno. lo vimos con brasil. >> bien tirado, al o ha elegido bien. siempre cuando uno tiene dudas, es difÍcil e el arquero se te quede parado, emse va a mover. si tÚ dirÁs un penal al centro a media altura. --tiras. es difÍcil que el arquero no pueda atajar. >> el que viene es...
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. >> we are trying to use our imagination to turn the cloud into a series of great puns this morning.t is one of the challenges we face. at night, you get stars and clouds at night. certainly in this country. chief envisioning officer will be joining us from microsoft. we will find out what he thinks about microsoft and where it goes from here. it is also men's fashion week in london. they call it london collections. i am not entirely sure why. we will leave that to one side for the moment. .e have the ceo of austino i hope i am pronouncing that correctly, francine lacqua, if you are watching. his take on how seriously we should take men's fashion. there's a lot of hype around this side of the industry. is it real? was it generate the top line or the bottom line? how do they see the future developing? we will figure that out and we will talk about what is happening in iraq. and we will talk about this transaction. go for alstom?o great view ont a what is happening in london. and we will continue our cheesy asud funds as will -- puns well. >> the always well-dressed guy johnson. never
. >> we are trying to use our imagination to turn the cloud into a series of great puns this morning.t is one of the challenges we face. at night, you get stars and clouds at night. certainly in this country. chief envisioning officer will be joining us from microsoft. we will find out what he thinks about microsoft and where it goes from here. it is also men's fashion week in london. they call it london collections. i am not entirely sure why. we will leave that to one side for the...
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david: jason, when you mean to say a pun, don't say no pun intended. [laughter] we got it.hael, let's talk about inflation for a little bit because it certainly is hurting people's pocketbooks when it comes to buying food. food prices hitting an all-time high whether you're talking meat, vegetable, whatever. won't that cut into company profits eventually because people need to spend more on food? >> el, i think you're absolutely right. i mean, think about it, this is the first time in probably four or five years we've even had a real inflation discussion. so i agree with jason a little bit. i think the fact that inflation is moving to the fore front, that's concerning. corporate earnings are still good, but they were bad in the first quarter, and we'll see in the second quarter. i've been so used to coming on the show telling you that i've been positive, i like the market, i'm changing my tune. this time i think it's time to be prudent. liz: all right. it's prudent, and yet you, jason, feel there are places to salt your money as far as individual stocks are concerned. it's
david: jason, when you mean to say a pun, don't say no pun intended. [laughter] we got it.hael, let's talk about inflation for a little bit because it certainly is hurting people's pocketbooks when it comes to buying food. food prices hitting an all-time high whether you're talking meat, vegetable, whatever. won't that cut into company profits eventually because people need to spend more on food? >> el, i think you're absolutely right. i mean, think about it, this is the first time in...
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. >> i don't get the pun. >> it was a last-minute add. >> i think it is a salient point.omen and trick them into getting into coding? perhaps there is as many women taking coding as they want? >> it is funny because you want to narrow the gender gap. they are doing it with sixist ways -- sexist ways and having ponies and whatever the video is. >> i know girls do love bracelets and they love ponies and things like that. i am trolling all of you guys with this whole thing. i think that site is fine and i think if you see girls playing at parties they do like all of these things. >> i don't think you were trolling. you change your mind. you change your mind. after hearing the andy gram you changed your mind. you are ashamed to admit it, sir. that makes you a little, little man. >> i disagree not with the results of the website. i think girls should go there and make bracelets and learn how to code. i disagree with the -- i don't disagree with the medicine. i disagree with the disease. i don't think it is a problem. i don't think we have to narrow the gender gap. >> what is t
. >> i don't get the pun. >> it was a last-minute add. >> i think it is a salient point.omen and trick them into getting into coding? perhaps there is as many women taking coding as they want? >> it is funny because you want to narrow the gender gap. they are doing it with sixist ways -- sexist ways and having ponies and whatever the video is. >> i know girls do love bracelets and they love ponies and things like that. i am trolling all of you guys with this whole...
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puertorriqueÑos >>> todos quienes estudian verdad los cambios demasiaogrÁf han korneyconcordado que los punle telemundo >>> al regresar, estamos en espaÑa con todo sobre los preparativo para su la sucesiÓn de la corona, y entre mÁs se acerca este hecho ♪ (mÚsica) ♪ >>> ya casi todo listo en espaÑa la histÓrica transicion de la corona, hoy el senado ese paÍs a aprobÓ una clley que permite al rey juan carlos abdicar el trono a su hijo, y maÑana serÁ la ceremonia oficial. pero entre mÁs se a skwaacercaÁ se reaviva la inquietud espaÑola que consideran que la monarquÍa es un sistema obsoleto y no debiera existir. vanessa hauc estÁ con los detalles. >>> mientras en espaÑa se preparan para una nueva coronaciÓn muchos no lo ven asÍ >>> muslo vchos lo ven como per de dinero >>> cada 3 de 10 espaÑoles estÁn sin trabajo y algunos cuestionan cÓmo es la monarquÍa >>> es un sistema del siglo xv y de edad media >>> una familia promedio en espaÑa vi vve con un poco mÁs d 11 mil dÓlares al aÑo y la casa espaÑola recibiÓ mÁs de 10 millones de dÓlares >>> cada vez que comparamos el presupuesto con estas casas
puertorriqueÑos >>> todos quienes estudian verdad los cambios demasiaogrÁf han korneyconcordado que los punle telemundo >>> al regresar, estamos en espaÑa con todo sobre los preparativo para su la sucesiÓn de la corona, y entre mÁs se acerca este hecho ♪ (mÚsica) ♪ >>> ya casi todo listo en espaÑa la histÓrica transicion de la corona, hoy el senado ese paÍs a aprobÓ una clley que permite al rey juan carlos abdicar el trono a su hijo, y maÑana serÁ la...
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30 puns for the morning. >> good job. >> reporter: we'll check. i'll be here all night.e odds of california chrome winning the triple crown, but i want to bring in christina, the editor of "thor breoughbred new dot com. people are excited. we want a triple crown. there are amazing horses in this race. >> you know, all the years i've been doing this, you just -- you learn to -- i love the sport and first and foremost before being a horse racing professional, i love this game, and just to have this kind of opportunity for california chrome, you don't want to take anything away from him, however, a couple of horses including wicked strong, and wicked strong, he's named after, named in honor of the boston marathon bombing. and so it was a tremendous -- the owner centennial farm, the president of that organization, he's from boston. so it was very -- it's a big, you know, a huge thing for them and they also donate a portion of the horse's earnings to a fund to honor those victims. so it's really -- it's not only a great cause but at the same time he's really a good horse. he
30 puns for the morning. >> good job. >> reporter: we'll check. i'll be here all night.e odds of california chrome winning the triple crown, but i want to bring in christina, the editor of "thor breoughbred new dot com. people are excited. we want a triple crown. there are amazing horses in this race. >> you know, all the years i've been doing this, you just -- you learn to -- i love the sport and first and foremost before being a horse racing professional, i love this...
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commercial industrial hardware will pun i cannot the cluster against our uninterrupted:00 sky a large trans pound situated in the basement of 18 hundred and it's rooftop will be disappropriate - disproperty in both purpose and in size to the intended buildings used please vote no to this intrusive industrial rooftop development. i took myself a tour of the neighborhood objectively and conspicuously clean rooftop lines throughout the neighborhood an occasional chimney top and we have unclustered rooftops. thank you very much. thank you. next speaker. and hi commissioners i'm ms. caan before i lasciviousness into any slides i want to revisit the word macro it is large-scale. and this is a bearing on the topic at hand especially what's an appropriate building being there's no published guidelines on a case by case bays basis so we laboratory this to see how big a building should be we look at the diagram and we pulled sites information. we found as right is a barrier it measures 26 by 8 feet smaller than a lost size it's completely hardware we we looked at the building area and found the
commercial industrial hardware will pun i cannot the cluster against our uninterrupted:00 sky a large trans pound situated in the basement of 18 hundred and it's rooftop will be disappropriate - disproperty in both purpose and in size to the intended buildings used please vote no to this intrusive industrial rooftop development. i took myself a tour of the neighborhood objectively and conspicuously clean rooftop lines throughout the neighborhood an occasional chimney top and we have unclustered...
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blanca ---escrbanos al correo noticiero t 48 arroba telemundo pun ♪ mÚsica ♪ . >>> imagenes exclusivasiÑos y adsultos que cruzan la frontea de mÉxico , tenemos amplia cob r cobertura auscusan a policÍas a assinar a sicarios . >>> animos en brasil a pocas o horas arden los animos . >>> una joven de origen latino se corona cÓmo la mujer mas b bella de eestados unidos , com n comenzamos ya . >>> este es noticiero telemundo con josÉ diaz , y marÍa...
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you want dumb puns like president fartar al-asshole. >> this guy is good.eally good. >> you like that one. >> jon: ya. >> how about syria more like diarrhea-ria because the food is bad. >> jon: w ♪ stuck in a contract ? switch to t-mobile we'll pay your early termination fees so you can get the galaxy s 5 for $0 down right now! ♪ so i get invited to quite a few family gatherings. heck, i saved judith here a fortune with discounts like safe driver, multi-car, paperless. you make a mighty fine missus, m'lady. i'm not saying mark's thrifty. let's just say, i saved him $519, and it certainly didn't go toward that ring. am i right? [ laughs ] [ dance music playing ] so visit progressive.com today. i call this one "the robox." - the nazis rule the world now. - well then, i'll find the resistance. i'll find them and i'll help them fight. - blazkowicz, what's your status? - well, i'm on the... ( beeps ) moon. - rated "m" for mature. ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ i'm ten feet tall [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. you know with the 2014 midterm on the horizon, fe
you want dumb puns like president fartar al-asshole. >> this guy is good.eally good. >> you like that one. >> jon: ya. >> how about syria more like diarrhea-ria because the food is bad. >> jon: w ♪ stuck in a contract ? switch to t-mobile we'll pay your early termination fees so you can get the galaxy s 5 for $0 down right now! ♪ so i get invited to quite a few family gatherings. heck, i saved judith here a fortune with discounts like safe driver, multi-car,...
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that wasn't a euphemism or a pun.ut then it came down to me trying to look like a viable romantic partner for cameron. which was a lot of work. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> she's quite lovely. >> jimmy: you do look slender and fit. is that specifically because of this? >> ah, yeah. well, the movie is about a couple who is at the moment not being intimate with each other and i didn't want anyone to look at us as a parg and say, i know why. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> i'm self-aware. i get it. >> smart. smart. >> jimmy: the title of the movie is -- i assume you make a sex tape. that was, i understand, it took a long time. is that intentional? was that something that -- was that jason's idea to make it take a long time? >> well, there's several parts. you don't just film it straight through. we don't, anyhow. it does take, there are certain setups. scene setups that you have to do. and so we spent a lot of time. there's a lot of different cuts into it in the film for the sex tape, right? there's various positi
that wasn't a euphemism or a pun.ut then it came down to me trying to look like a viable romantic partner for cameron. which was a lot of work. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> she's quite lovely. >> jimmy: you do look slender and fit. is that specifically because of this? >> ah, yeah. well, the movie is about a couple who is at the moment not being intimate with each other and i didn't want anyone to look at us as a parg and say, i know why. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that...
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and does its new ios have an app to remove terrible puns from television scripts.tech panel next. oh my god! look. you need to see this. show 'em the curve. ♪ do you know what this means? the greater the curvature, the bigger the difference. [sci-fi tractor beam sound] ...sucked me right in... it's beautiful. gotta admit one thing... ...can't beat the view. ♪ introducing the world's first curved ultra high definition television from samsung. i got more advice than i knew what to do with. what i needed was information i could trust on how to take care of me and my baby. luckily, unitedhealthcare has a simple program that helps moms stay on track with their doctors and get the right care and guidance-before and after the baby is born. simple is good right now. (anncr vo) innovations that work for you. that's health in numbers. unitedhealthcare. hoall we do is go out to dinner. that's it? i mean, he picks up the tab every time, which is great...what? he's using you. he probably has a citi thankyou card and gets 2x the points at restaurants. so he's just racking up poi
and does its new ios have an app to remove terrible puns from television scripts.tech panel next. oh my god! look. you need to see this. show 'em the curve. ♪ do you know what this means? the greater the curvature, the bigger the difference. [sci-fi tractor beam sound] ...sucked me right in... it's beautiful. gotta admit one thing... ...can't beat the view. ♪ introducing the world's first curved ultra high definition television from samsung. i got more advice than i knew what to do with....
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. >> ajay is right, if chris christie is still afloat at this point no pun intended if chris characterize is still there and viable force who is, who is napping at hillary's heals. heals. i meant shows how time diminishes the media stain on you. >> i was one of the people in the 60% who was the favorable rating for hillary, i think she was fantastic secretary of state and one of the hardest workers. she also not bill clinton, i wonder if her candidacy will be as strong people admire her as secretary of state i don't think she has the same savvy as bill clinton. >> i think the election took a lot out of her. >> chris christie has a honest in your face style not taking anything from folks. >> i think he is recovering i'm surprised by that, my view he has been resolute throughout the whole thing. people admire that. i don't think you saw there's a picture in the new york times him playing softball for a a charity in shorts sliding into second base. people like that. >> at the end of the summer we'll be able to gauge a little bit more you're looking at the reconstruction of the shore towns, t
. >> ajay is right, if chris christie is still afloat at this point no pun intended if chris characterize is still there and viable force who is, who is napping at hillary's heals. heals. i meant shows how time diminishes the media stain on you. >> i was one of the people in the 60% who was the favorable rating for hillary, i think she was fantastic secretary of state and one of the hardest workers. she also not bill clinton, i wonder if her candidacy will be as strong people admire...
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you want dumb puns like president fartar al-asshole. >> this guy is good.eally good. >> you like that one. >> jon: ya. >> how about syria more like diarrhea-ria because the food is bad. bad. >> jon: we w she is an excellent gift giver. however, when it comes to giving instruction. well, she is less than excellent. but nicole doesn't need to be a one woman it department. i don't? you really don't. luckily for nicole, and her dad, there is a place where he can get personalized instruction from someone who knows their stuff. the samsung experience shop, only at best buy. trade in a working smart phone and get up to a $200 best buy gift card toward the purchase of your samsung galaxy s 5. ♪ bees do it ♪ even educated fleas do it [ female announcer ] bring k-y into your love nest. ♪ let's fall in love in all its naked glory; brithat's too hot for tv,nest. stripped of chocolate, with nothing but salty roasted peanuts on soft sweet caramel. a payday bar will get you through your day. expose yourself to payday. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. you know w
you want dumb puns like president fartar al-asshole. >> this guy is good.eally good. >> you like that one. >> jon: ya. >> how about syria more like diarrhea-ria because the food is bad. bad. >> jon: we w she is an excellent gift giver. however, when it comes to giving instruction. well, she is less than excellent. but nicole doesn't need to be a one woman it department. i don't? you really don't. luckily for nicole, and her dad, there is a place where he can get...
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macy's won't get any pun that tiff damages.'s failed to prove penney's actions were malicious or immoral. >>> car thieves love ford, according to a list of stolen vehicles the auto giant takes the top. number one is the escape. and then the jeep grand cherokee and rounded out the top five kia sorento. >> apple has an a new app but only it's a guy. his name is dom. it accounts for 40. of dominos sales in the u.s. anne-marie. >> see, i don't have the fun of siri asking the ridiculous questions to see what her response are. i can only imagine what kind of ingredients people are going to try to get dom to put on a pizza pan. jill wagner, thanks a lot. >>> still to come, remembering a major league legend. >>> and team usa opens up its world cup with a bang. in that confined space to move to change radio frequencies. i mean it hurt. i couldn't even get up and drive let alone teach somebody and be responsible in an airplane. as a pilot that meant i was grounded. ♪ make every day, her day with a full menu of appetizers and entrées craf
macy's won't get any pun that tiff damages.'s failed to prove penney's actions were malicious or immoral. >>> car thieves love ford, according to a list of stolen vehicles the auto giant takes the top. number one is the escape. and then the jeep grand cherokee and rounded out the top five kia sorento. >> apple has an a new app but only it's a guy. his name is dom. it accounts for 40. of dominos sales in the u.s. anne-marie. >> see, i don't have the fun of siri asking the...
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no pun intended but pun intended. fork cast. >> could one of local phillies be on the move?ght be skipping town plus cole hamels gets something he doesn't see too often. hamels gets something he doesn't see t[ male announcer ] tv's come a long way. from color. to the remote. to flat screens. now it's taking a quantum leap. introducing fios quantum tv. record up to 12 shows at the same time. store up to 200 hours of entertainment in hd. plus watch live tv anytime with the fios mobile app. redefining what tv can be. that's powerful. call the verizon center for customers with disabilities at 800.974.6006 tty/v ♪ >> after losing six straight games the phillies arrived in cincinnati to face the hottest pitcher in baseball johnny cato. 1.68 era against a free falling phillies team. it almost seemed too easy for the reds. well, it's a wild fourth inning though for cueto. first, he hits chase utley who would eventually get picked off second any way but then he walks ryan howard and he even hits marlon byrd. so first three batters hit, walk, hit and then dom brown finally takes advan
no pun intended but pun intended. fork cast. >> could one of local phillies be on the move?ght be skipping town plus cole hamels gets something he doesn't see too often. hamels gets something he doesn't see t[ male announcer ] tv's come a long way. from color. to the remote. to flat screens. now it's taking a quantum leap. introducing fios quantum tv. record up to 12 shows at the same time. store up to 200 hours of entertainment in hd. plus watch live tv anytime with the fios mobile app....
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think hipster ism is just it's a very urban and kind of an educated phenomenon it's not really the same pun that nazis are usually fishing and when you think about not is that a demonstration they're trying to look imposing scary hipsters just are very very scary that doesn't project a lot of a lot of physical force a lot of strength a lot of you know power to impose their will i'm more worried about hopes to become a nationalist than hopes to becoming a. if you can't solve the problem. the former british ambassador. saying they should recognize the. drugs in the war torn country you can get more on the story. striker luis suarez has made getting his teeth into an italian rival in a crucial we'll look back at the history of. video gallery. as a new physician i swear to abide by the hippocratic oath. to the best of my ability and judgment. i will prescribe for the good of my patients. i will not give deadly doses to anybody. or advise of those to do so. i will never do what. doctors of the dogs. welcome back now the first quarter of the year brought bad news to the u.s. according to the late
think hipster ism is just it's a very urban and kind of an educated phenomenon it's not really the same pun that nazis are usually fishing and when you think about not is that a demonstration they're trying to look imposing scary hipsters just are very very scary that doesn't project a lot of a lot of physical force a lot of strength a lot of you know power to impose their will i'm more worried about hopes to become a nationalist than hopes to becoming a. if you can't solve the problem. the...
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school science teacher right up the street in balboa high school and the discretion between private and pun school is on one level what that is about. i think a question should be posed to every politician how much does it cost to educate a child per year and how we will achieve that level of funding. when i was in college a constitutional law case rodriguez vs. the unified school district and the fact that ethnic discrimination is tragic i think we should be taking every measure to battle that and closing corporate loophole is one very important step in that direction i'm hoping that san francisco, california take the leads for the whole state in pursuing this thank you >> hello, i'm william what i've worked in the bay area the year that proposition 13 was pass. i felt that the commercial property tax was inequal and long overdue i encourage you to support that removal of that loophole. we all know that the particular revenue is needed so, please support it thank you. >> hello, i'm or join i'm a san francisco resident a homeowner and a public school teacher in san mateo and a parent of a s
school science teacher right up the street in balboa high school and the discretion between private and pun school is on one level what that is about. i think a question should be posed to every politician how much does it cost to educate a child per year and how we will achieve that level of funding. when i was in college a constitutional law case rodriguez vs. the unified school district and the fact that ethnic discrimination is tragic i think we should be taking every measure to battle that...
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[laughter] [cheering and applause] that's not even a legal pun. that's just... there you go! "thursday night law." anyway, our first story involves a sports franchise whose name is a bit of a quaint reference to the perceived color of the skin of the people who spent a couple of thousand years preparing this country for us to discover. >> today the u.s. patent office revoked the team's trademark, calling the name a racial slur in blatant violation. >> jon: whoa, they said they no longer have the name because it's a racial slur. that's the same reason notre dame had to change their name from "the drunk fighting irish." please send your letters to bribe williams some the redskins no longer tone exclusive rights to their own name, meaning anyone is free to flood the market with products of any kind from butt creams to redskins owner sized condoms. that's a actual penny. all i'm saying is the redskins' owner has a tiny [bleeped]. what? i don't understand what the controversy is. perhaps now redskins' owner daniel snyder will finally concede this name is no longer tenable. >> toda
[laughter] [cheering and applause] that's not even a legal pun. that's just... there you go! "thursday night law." anyway, our first story involves a sports franchise whose name is a bit of a quaint reference to the perceived color of the skin of the people who spent a couple of thousand years preparing this country for us to discover. >> today the u.s. patent office revoked the team's trademark, calling the name a racial slur in blatant violation. >> jon: whoa, they said...
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you want to be open and helicopter this is about the fact you don't want to disclose things to the pun how you handle sunshine and the brown act and other issues recommended to open government. and you don't want anyone in the public to know what the city attorney is advising you to do or not to do. you know, very frankly if you were an honest people you'll say we don't think it's appropriate to have this and that done because of this reason but you don't you go into a closed room to have a discussion and say anything you want and tell me the public well, we decided and you have to live with that. very frankly, i think especially the two of you lawyers if you had a client and was on this end of those procedures you'd be raising hell and headed to superior court in the flash of a yeah. whatever. you know, very frankly it's in align to sit here month after month and sacrificing every action belies that. you hide as much as >> frank herbert says you know politics is the appearance of being open and hiding as much as possible you come in here and saying you're open and honest we just had a
you want to be open and helicopter this is about the fact you don't want to disclose things to the pun how you handle sunshine and the brown act and other issues recommended to open government. and you don't want anyone in the public to know what the city attorney is advising you to do or not to do. you know, very frankly if you were an honest people you'll say we don't think it's appropriate to have this and that done because of this reason but you don't you go into a closed room to have a...
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did you think, it's a bakery, it should be a pun, like gluten for punishment?i have to try something like that. honestly, i'm italian, and telling me i couldn't have gluten and dairy and soy, i was like, i'm going to be very angry or i need bake and do something. so i opened this bakery. and it's for all allergens. we just opened a whole facility that we can ship anywhere in the nation. because honestly, celiac or not, i think it's coming to a point where food is so messed up that we just want good, clean food. gluten-free north gluten-free. this is clean product without all this. >> i think, though, very nice, you know, the way food is going, i feel like we're growing a certain point where actually everything will be gluten free because there will be no food in it. >> that's it. >> i make bread out of air. >> i'm going to have some plastic os. >> it's getting to that point. >> jon: i don't know where you went, but we feuder found a cenr in new york to be diagnosed, and it was great. they saved the boy's existence. if you can stay away from it, you really do st
did you think, it's a bakery, it should be a pun, like gluten for punishment?i have to try something like that. honestly, i'm italian, and telling me i couldn't have gluten and dairy and soy, i was like, i'm going to be very angry or i need bake and do something. so i opened this bakery. and it's for all allergens. we just opened a whole facility that we can ship anywhere in the nation. because honestly, celiac or not, i think it's coming to a point where food is so messed up that we just want...
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i'm running out of chicken puns. >> this is where the primary combatants go to it.o one had to force them. no one had to encourage them. >> you brought them in and put them in there, but other than that... >> absolutely. >> still there are people like senator morell who want to turn their back on this noble pastime. >> i am not depriving chickens of a better life. i'm saving their lives. >> okay. i'm a chicken. tell me why shoin fight? >> you shouldn't fight for the amusement of others. it's barbaric, it's stupid and there is a better life for you. >> i can't believe you actually did that. i'm a chicken. i didn't autopsy word you [bleeped] said. that because -- was hilarious. you're a senator. a senator who doesn't see the economic opportunity clawing him in the face. >> these birds, warrior birds, sell for anywhere between $2,500 and $25,000. >> what? >> that is real money. >> so suck it, "daily show" newsroom, and world, please say hello to oscar delay pollo. >> come on, oscar. work the bag, work the wag. come on, oscar. you want this. that's how we used to do it
i'm running out of chicken puns. >> this is where the primary combatants go to it.o one had to force them. no one had to encourage them. >> you brought them in and put them in there, but other than that... >> absolutely. >> still there are people like senator morell who want to turn their back on this noble pastime. >> i am not depriving chickens of a better life. i'm saving their lives. >> okay. i'm a chicken. tell me why shoin fight? >> you shouldn't...
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i wish fifa will ban bite puns for two years because they're all over the place.called cannibal. can you imagine if lebron james or anybody in america did something barbaric, three times, with video -- >> mike tyson. >> -- once, holyfield -- >> these are what's seen. who knows what happened in other places. >> we don't know what happens in nfl scrums in the pile. >> you bite an nfl player, you're going to break all your teeth. besides the point. so what do you think though, do these star players, all of you weigh in, do they get special treatment because they are so good. to the sport, they are so good, bringing in fans. is that something everybody kind of turns a blind eye on until all of a sudden -- donald sterling, right? i mean, nobody paid attention to him until the big one. >> i think star players across the board in every sport get a little bit of a preferential treatment or the benefit of a doubt. a guy like suarez, a tremendous player, will get certain benefits of the doubt in the moment, in the games. there's so much evidence, so much rancor out there, a
i wish fifa will ban bite puns for two years because they're all over the place.called cannibal. can you imagine if lebron james or anybody in america did something barbaric, three times, with video -- >> mike tyson. >> -- once, holyfield -- >> these are what's seen. who knows what happened in other places. >> we don't know what happens in nfl scrums in the pile. >> you bite an nfl player, you're going to break all your teeth. besides the point. so what do you...
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i guess that's a pun. >> a science pun. >> so if we had solar systems and wind systems on a smart grid that lowered the price of energy, especially in the sunny states in the southwest, it would put market pressure on even the natural gas industry. so we can all hope for that. but today is kind of a big deal, as the saying goes. >> and i don't want to underplay that, ezra. there's also -- pew has a poll that breaks down policy by demographic groups. and this, i think, is an important thing to keep in mind. politico quotes dems who say the short-term politics of the epa regulations are manageable because in the long term there's thinking that the coalition that agrees that climate change is real and would like to do something about it is the coalition of the voters of the future. 73% of people aged 18 to 29 believe the earth is warming, 76 of hispanics, 67% of college educated whites. i mean this is the america of tomorrow and there is broad argument that this is happening. >> i'm going to be just a little pessimistic for a second. the problem with global warming, the reason it's differ
i guess that's a pun. >> a science pun. >> so if we had solar systems and wind systems on a smart grid that lowered the price of energy, especially in the sunny states in the southwest, it would put market pressure on even the natural gas industry. so we can all hope for that. but today is kind of a big deal, as the saying goes. >> and i don't want to underplay that, ezra. there's also -- pew has a poll that breaks down policy by demographic groups. and this, i think, is an...
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no pun intend. with that, president arrests -- arce? public comment? >> we are going to call for public comment. dr. spin ola jackson. thank you for being here. >> jackson and what i would like to do is give a little history of the environmental committee when it was set up. i was the representative for mayor jordan back in '96 because of the fact that we had problems in my community. in 1990, they were having the 20th anniversary of earth day well, i knew about earth day by watching tv, the news in the afternoon and they would talk about saving the whales, saving the whales. i got a chance to meet the young man responsible for earth day in his office. he stated a word to me. he said, it's about environmental racism. i said, environmental racism? he said, yes. now, i didn't know what the environment meant but i sure knew what racism meant. when he explained to me that all the toxins go into the black communities and latino communities. i said wait a minute, you cannot hold no more earth days in chrissy fields. in 1990 was the 20th anniversary for earth
no pun intend. with that, president arrests -- arce? public comment? >> we are going to call for public comment. dr. spin ola jackson. thank you for being here. >> jackson and what i would like to do is give a little history of the environmental committee when it was set up. i was the representative for mayor jordan back in '96 because of the fact that we had problems in my community. in 1990, they were having the 20th anniversary of earth day well, i knew about earth day by...
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pardon the pun. >> reporter: he has done this 44 consecutive years, but that darn heart attack made it his slowest race by 25 minutes. at the end. he went to the emergency room. doctors could not believe it. >> everybody was stunned. they are all in awe. in shock. looking at this guy, not looking all that bad. telling him, you just ran the dipsea having a heart attack. >> reporter: doctors inserted two stints into a coronary artery that was 95% blocked. so is this the end of wolfgang's running days? >> i will run my 45th consecutive dipsea next june, 2015. >> reporter: he starts training in two months. in mill valley, linda yee, kpix5. >> wolfgang's father died of a heart attack at his same age, 72. >>> tonight, a mother is accused of kidnaps her two-year- old daughter so she wouldn't have to be immunized. two-year-old lily in florida. the only clue left behind, a note on a nap tin says if i let them take her and vaccinate her and brainwash her, i wouldn't be doing what is right. >> right after court, the next day, she said through an e- mail, i don't want my doctor vaccinated and if y
pardon the pun. >> reporter: he has done this 44 consecutive years, but that darn heart attack made it his slowest race by 25 minutes. at the end. he went to the emergency room. doctors could not believe it. >> everybody was stunned. they are all in awe. in shock. looking at this guy, not looking all that bad. telling him, you just ran the dipsea having a heart attack. >> reporter: doctors inserted two stints into a coronary artery that was 95% blocked. so is this the end of...
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to continue the puns, one department's trash is another department's treasure, what you think about biogas of energy and opportunity for the treatment plant? >> we do that. we have out of our southeast plant we produce about a million cubic feet daily. we run a 2.2 mega watt generate or out there. we have two engines 2.75 mega watts each and that is run by biogas. as we move forward in the future, these are 1942 technologies, so these are old. as we build this new as part of the $2.7 billion program we should be able to add food waste and other things in there. we should be able to capture more gas and to be able to use it. whether it's to create energy. we don't want to be able to diversify our portfolio. we are doing vehicles and tomorrow we are doing electricity. we should have the most advantageous for our rate payers money. >> what do you think about the capacity of the new biogas electrical generation plants will be of all sort of vehicle fuels? >> at this point we don't know. we are doing the
to continue the puns, one department's trash is another department's treasure, what you think about biogas of energy and opportunity for the treatment plant? >> we do that. we have out of our southeast plant we produce about a million cubic feet daily. we run a 2.2 mega watt generate or out there. we have two engines 2.75 mega watts each and that is run by biogas. as we move forward in the future, these are 1942 technologies, so these are old. as we build this new as part of the $2.7...
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it has come a long way, but most sporting pun dits tell you the beautiful game is nowhere near challenging the sporting quo. former player turned commentators ray hudson has been involved in football in the u.s. he has seen the sport mature, but it may be years before football hit the big time. it's something that is not going be done with a sweep of marketing or a world cup. even in victory i would suspect that that wouldn't shift the needle to being a soccer nation, a football nation. >>> many here refer to football as the sleeping giant. it has grown in popularity among some, but remains on the frin nls, if jillian kain is on indication of what might happen, football could have a chance in the u.s. >>> martin kaymer wins the u.s. open by eight shots at pinehurst in north carolina. he became the 7th player in 114 years to finish at the u.s. open. the 1-under 69, ensuring a second major win after claiming the pga championship in 2010. >>> australia is calling on the world heritage committee to scrap a ruling protecting a large area of the tasmania wilderness. normally governments campaign
it has come a long way, but most sporting pun dits tell you the beautiful game is nowhere near challenging the sporting quo. former player turned commentators ray hudson has been involved in football in the u.s. he has seen the sport mature, but it may be years before football hit the big time. it's something that is not going be done with a sweep of marketing or a world cup. even in victory i would suspect that that wouldn't shift the needle to being a soccer nation, a football nation....
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sorry for the bad pun here, but sink your teeth into this. suarez has a history of biting. last year he received a ten match ban in the premier league in england for biting an opponent there. in 2010, he also was suspended in a dutch league for biting. he's a serial biter. they've got to go something about this. i'm john clark. we are right back after this. ♪ >>> the philadelphia orchestra summer series kicked off tonight. the show featured music from pop hits to small classical numbers. >>> and a gorgeous night for it, too. >> nice weather out there tonight. >> yes. fantastic tonight. but come tomorrow morning, you are going to feel some big changes in the form of humidity. you'll see more clouds. thunderstorms in the afternoon. and we stay pretty warm, too. >> we knew it was a matter of time before humidity would kick in. >> i know. >> i'm jacqueline london. >> i'm jim rosenfield. thanks for joining us tonight. "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon" is next. have a great night. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonig
sorry for the bad pun here, but sink your teeth into this. suarez has a history of biting. last year he received a ten match ban in the premier league in england for biting an opponent there. in 2010, he also was suspended in a dutch league for biting. he's a serial biter. they've got to go something about this. i'm john clark. we are right back after this. ♪ >>> the philadelphia orchestra summer series kicked off tonight. the show featured music from pop hits to small classical...