population yeah i love a bomb of speeches because they soon like they're making sense until the punchline you know like in this case he's saying that well unless you're working for a financial institution that's committing financial fraud unless you're stealing from the population oh by the way those are my supporters that's why we're there you know there's always that punchline at the end of all of his speeches where he admits that he's a shy stern a charlatan and and he's in the pocket of the wall street and it's all very disappointing isn't it for the voters oh dear well it's in fact the exact opposite of what the voters believe and thought for example oh about ten years ago when they were like well if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear about the t.s.a. and the war on terror well of course it's being used against every single innocent person across america on all sorts of made up charges that they're you know brewing beer at home and that's an act of terrorism here it's the opposite he's saying i'm less you run a financial institution and you're a crime a criminal you do

well, i've already told you the punchline. the punchline is that this pleasure circuit, the medial fore britain pleasurer cut -- fore brain pleasure circuit becomes more active. it turns out that there are also regions of the brain that become less active at the moment of orgasm. and these include regions like the prefrontal cortex and the temporal quital junction, these are involved in things like reasoning, planning, decision making, social cognition. so if there's one piece of advice i'm going to give you from brain research, that the moment of orgasm is not the time to, like, be picking the mutual funds for your 401(k) plan. save it for the next day. [laughter] all right. so we've got this pleasure circuit. it's evolutionarily ancient, and it's there so we find eating food, drinking water and having sex to be pleasurable. but clever us and clever other chrisers. we've figured out how to -- chrisers, we've figured out how to activate it artificially. we didn't evolve to take a tobacco plant and set it on fire in our mouth a

and the punchline, of course, is who designed this ad. the ad was designed by the same person who did the willie horton ad which deep sixed the dukakis campaign. his a name is larry mccarthy, and who just hired him to do his ad campaign? can you guess? [laughter] it's like getting a lifeline. [laughter] mitt romney. he just hired andrew mccarthy. with which brings -- which brings us to our coda, what might we expect in 2012? we have an election coming up. we saw a surge, an upsurge in islamophobia in the leadup to the midterm elections when the ground zero mosque, so to speak, became a political litmus test. are we going to see something similar this year? well, we have some statements. newt gingrich said barack obama is pro-islamic. rick santorum said the president believes in a phony theology. and mitt romney, among other republican candidates, has said obama is weak, weak on iran, basically appeasing the muslim world. in other words, i always say in 2008 and 2010 the discord especially on the internet was that obama is muslim. in this

homer simpson sleep walking high jinks have become long-running punchlines, for some people they cannexpected and even dangerous consequences. >> reporter: if you don't sleep walk or sleep with someone who does, sleep walking is kind of funny. in the 2008 movie, step brother, will ferrell and john c. riley got a lot of laughs with the sleep walking antics that have been a comedy staple since ancient greece. but in real life, sleep walking can be desperately serious. >> my husband beat the [ bleep ] out of me in his sleep. >> reporter: on february 20th, 2010, at 4:00 a.m., randy was violently attacked by her husband adam, while he was a sleep. >> he started yelling at me. i couldn't reach him. he looked like he was asleep and i didn't understand what was going on. all of a sudden he beat the [ bleep ] out of me. i'm so scared. >> he punched me in the face three times. he laid back down and continued with his sleep. >> reporter: adam said he had no memory of the terrifying attack. he was arrested for felony domestic abuse and ordered to stay away from his wife, overrandy's objections.

detectives only in russia do thrillers and detectives fail in the box office comedies are popular so that punchline it only takes fifteen minutes and then they move on to the next movie the audience needs to go back to school and they do teach children to analyze in school they analyze characters like not i should just go in war and peace do you think if we follow that logic then music should be taught in schools to music school worrying since contemporary audiences are incapable of perceiving music you have an intimate relationship with music correct. yes yes but we do need history classes i think they have them in france although they're not obligatory now that people need to give the east for something revealed. did you mean when you sense that it has become too easy to make movies in russia since there is no one to compete with that's a joke. look it's easy in the sense that you're not even expected to provide a result that is the russian cinema industry produces some two hundred movies a year. but only some sixty to seventy of them make it to movie theaters at the end of the day. nobody knows

the beegees became a punchline and struggled to remake their image. >> you can't be wonderful to everybodyand terrible to everybody the neck and we were very it i -- next and we were pretty well devastated by it. >> reporter: robin and his brothers worked on solo careers and writing songs for stars behind the scenes including barbra streisand, dionne warwick and dolly parton. the '90s brought a series of new hits and in 1997 the respect they craved, a spot in the rock and roll hall of fame. ♪staying alive >> reporter: success brought seven grammy awards and album sales of over 200 million. robin's twin morris died of a twisted intestine in 2003. robin was in and out of the hospital in recent years. he came down with pneumonia in april forcing him to miss the london premier of his classical titanic. a few days later he slipped into a coma. the setback came as robin and his brother barry had started rehearsing again talking about a beegees reunion saying we still have a lot of music in us. theresa garcia, cbs news. >> robin gibb dead at 62. >>> tonight an apparent murder suicide in a neighbo

that's the punchline of the movie. it turns out if you look at the successful record of immigrants to the united states, whether skilled or unskilled, documented or undocumented, across the last 200 years and particularly in the last 25 years and with the great renaissance of data that we now have at our disposal to analyze more clearly the impact of all types of immigration from 1990 forward, we realize that immigrants, again, skilled and unskilled, lawful and undocumented, bring to the effort of community building and business building and economy building something that is moderately intangible for now. if we work at it for a few more years it will be tangible and we will be able to quantify part of it. it's something that represents itself in generational achievement both for those immigrants who arrive, who form small businesses at a rate which is disproportionately higher than native-born citizens, for their children that in turn achieve at a level that is higher on average than the children of native-born citize

. >> a man a zebra and a parrot walked into a bar only there's no punchline. this man walked into a bar the other day the bartender told him there are no animals allowed so he left but people at the bar thought he was a bit odd so they called police. a short time later he was arrested for drunk driving and at the time of his arrest he had the parrot on his shoulder and the zebra in the back seat! what a character. >> coming up next the new changes for chicago beaches that will not keep you out of the water even with bacteria levels being high and later in the medical watched the unexpected benefits to getting a flu shot during pregnancy and a lucky local marina wins a contest to take a 17 year-old golf sensation to the prom and we are sponsoring a job fair next month. c'mon dad! i'm here to unleash my inner cowboy. instead i got heartburn. [ horse neighs ] hold up partner. prilosec isn't for fast relief. try alka-seltzer. it kills heartburn fast. yeehaw! we have some hot weather heading our way just-in-time for chicago beaches to be opened. the bacteria is hig

. >> it is the papal punchline, the butler did it. his name, palo, that's him pouring wine for benedict xvi and him in the front of the pope mobile, at the pope's right handwhere he always is. he dresses the pope. travels everywhere with the pope, and now he is accused of betraying the pope. >> that he could be involved in what most people would see as one of the most significant acts of betrayal in recent vatican history, obviously is going to be a particular concern for the pope and the vatican. >> vatican investigators say they found a stash of stolen papal correspondence in his home. that they believe proofs he is the source of a flood of leaks to italian newspapers that have embarrassed the pope and exposed a poisonous atmosphere behind the ancient walls of the vatican. the including searing allegations of corruption and croakyism, bizarre plot to kill the pope by a cardinal hoping to succeed him, and a nasty power struggle between vatican reformers and those who want nothing to change. >> these documents first of all are highly

in the punchline of horrors is who designed this act? this is fine by the same person who did the willie horton ad, an attack ad that of course keepsakes the dukakis campaign, whose name, larry mccarthy and it just tired and should do is ad campaign. placating a lifeline. mitt romney just hired andrew mccarthy, which brings us to our code. but maybe expect in in 2012? we have an election coming up. we saw an upsurge in islamic phobia in 2010 to the midterm elections when the ground your mosque so to speak became a political litmus test. are we going to see something similar this year? well, we have some statements that suggest perhaps. newt gingrich recently said barack obama is pro-islamic. pro-islamic good rick santorum said the president believed in a phony theology. and mitt romney, among others names in line with other republican candidates said that obama is weak, weak on iran, basically appeasing the muslim world. in other words, in 2008, 2010, this court, especially on the internet was that obama is muslim and this time around, i

come on. [ laughter ] let me tell the punchline! >> steve: come on! let him finish!mmy: there's a man in florida who apparently -- thank you, quest. he finished a triathlon while juggling two walls the whole time, as opposed to most guys who finished the triathlon while chafing two balls the whole time. ♪ we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good crowd. hey, guys. "thank you notes 2" comes out may 22nd! [ cheers and applause ] it is the sequel to the first one. i love you, too, sir. [ laughter ] here it is. may 22nd it comes out. this is amazing. the first 50,000 or so of these, guys, limited edition. there's a very special surprise. listen to this. ♪ [ laughter ] yeah. it plays the "thank you notes" theme song that james always plays on the piano. [ cheers and applause ] good news is, we don't need james anymore. [ laughter ] you know, so -- but it's fun. it's fun. you guys can have him. he's fun. he's really cool to be around. >> steve: loves baseball. >> jimmy: he does love baseball. [ laughter ] james, c

skip to the punchline. only through dramatic tax reforms. revenues fall so i encourage you to look over the facts and we hope it's useful to you in your future conversations. thank you and i forward to a very interesting first panel. [applause] >> mary, i think you should sit on the left here from the audience. seems to be an appropriate place to be. marty, here. sorry. i put you in the wrong seat. >> that's ok. >> welcome of this first panel. something of tax reform has been on the agenda in washington pretty much for as long as i've been following u.s. policy which i hate is going on for two decades. the complexity of the u.s. tax code is a distortion, how again and again brought calls for reform. there's been debates over the past decades of flat tax, tear up the whole code, wholesale reforms, but ion that has happened, the tax code has gotten more complicated. the debate today is taking place in a whole new context. it's in the context of large deficit, a weak economy, widening of inequality and immediate spur to action with the expirati

randy moss and company no punchline to this except the 49ers.would love to see the 49ers wind after failing to make the cut last week tiger woods. as he is ready for the player championship. >> there are a lot of people that can scrutinize your psyche. nick faldo recently said it that you have lost yourself belief. i find it interesting that what is not in my head. maybe they have a superpower i do not know about? ()laughter)á >> are you fighting conference issues? >> if you are a player you are going to fight -- confidence -- issues. >> the next question was what time was launched from that reporter. that is how it goes. coming up, the u.s. open coverage continues. vern glenn will show us how he sets this up. for the golf course. >> it is part of the grounds crew. just something i've got going. nobody does this stuff better and he is next. what's the best gift you can give mom ? a powerful connection. with this droid razr by motorola on verizon 4g lte stay in touch with your loved ones on skype. plus, enjoy verizon's 4g lte network in more plac

[laughter] i only have to repeat the punchline. [laughter] there must be a pony the here somewhere. [laughter] [applause] his optimism together with his brilliant mind, his determined will and nancy's love and support, they were the keys to ronald reagan's greatness as an american leader. his temperament was sunny by nature, but i believe his optimism for the future, it just kept growing the more he talked with people from all walks of life. president reagan, he liked to talk about his experiences touring ge plants around the country. he dressed maybe a quarter -- he addressed maybe a quarter of a million people over those years, and he would stay after to talk with the workers. as he listened, he reasoned to their -- he listened to their concerns, he came to realize how worried they were by the bureaucrats. not only within their own company, but also by bureaucratic interventions from washington which were making their jobs more difficult. in my own travels across this country and especially in my town hall meetings in southern wisconsin, i've heard a roth of the -- a lot of the sa

has been's been associated with things like jokes and lights up when people hear punchlines.the interpretation of metaphors. this makes a little bit of sense. when watching romeo and juliet and romeo declares that juliet is the sun, we know he is not saying that juliet is a big flaming ball of gas. instead we understand he is trafficking in metaphor and saying that juliet lights up his world the way that the sun lights up hours. the way we make sense of the metaphor is not by making a list of all the things juliette and the sun has in common because they have nothing in common. instead we make sense of the metaphor by looking past the similarities and instead looking for the underlying theme, those remote associations they actually share. that is what it takes to understand the metaphor. a similar mental processes required whenever we try to solve a compound associate problem. we probably never use pine, crab and sauce in a sentence before. with this one brain areas seems to be good at is finding the one other word which is apple which connects these three words. has been fra

skip to the punchline, it's only through dramatic tax reforms eliminating all tax expenditures includingthose for horns, retirement savings, presenter rates on capital gains and dividends. can lower rates to 27%. that analysis illustrates a broader take away of the document which is how difficult it is to achieve the efficiency lower enhancing rates before revenues fall and tax codes being less progressive or popular taxes are scaled back. i encourage you to look over the facts. i hope it's useful to you in your future conversations. thank you, and i look forward to the panel. [applause] i ask that you sit on the left here. the audience use the appropriate place to be. >> i'm in the wrong seat. it's okay. >> welcome to the first panel. and something to tax reform has been in washington pretty much for as long as i've been following u.s. economy policy which is getting on for two decades. the flex complexity of the tax code is distoesed again and again from the reform there are been gaits over the past decades of flat tax, wholesale reform, the 1986 tax reform. even that happened. the tax

skip to the punchline, it's only through dramatic tax reform and eliminating all tax expenditures and those for health insurance retirement savings savings owner-occupied housing, preferential rates on capital recent evidence that one can lower rates even to 27%. that analysis illustrates a broader take away of the document which is just how difficult it is to achieve those efficiency enhancing lower rates before revenues fall in the tax codes become less progressive for tax references are dramatically scaled back. i encourage you to look over the facts and we hope it is useful to you and your future conversations. thank you i look forward to a very interesting panel. [applause] [inaudible conversations] >> we are having a few technical issues. i think you should sit on the left here. it seems the appropriate place to be. you are not lawrence summers? i'm sorry. welcome to the first panel. tax reform has been on the agenda in washington pretty much for as long as i've been following u.s. economic policy which i hate to say is getting on to two decades. the complexity of the u.s. tax c

the punchline is by investing 1% of the global gnp, global gnp, you end up preventing much more damagend 1% something that we as a world couldn't afford them and can still afford. so the investment that we need to make is not overwhelming. we can do it. that sort of a bigger picture beyond the insurance industry. i want to make one more point, which is, and the more the insurance industry advocates, the better. i think the reinsurance industry has really been fairly strong in advocating, even though it is a conservative culture. they know about this and that working at this. but the associations of insurance companies, i don't get the impression that they are pushing for climate action as much as the reinsurers are. i could be wrong. they may change the last few years, so correct me. one thing that the insurance industry could do and has historical done, but a positive role in society, is pushed rules and regulations and laws that reduce risk. for example, the insurers, we have fire safety codes in, building codes, reasons for things like seatbelts. i mean, those are things that insure

i only need to repeat the punchline, "there must be a pony in here somewhere!" his optimism, together with his brilliant mind, determined will, and nancy's love and support, were the keys to ronald reagan's greatness as an american leader. his temperament was sunny by nature, but i believe his optimism for the future just kept growing the more he talked with people from all walks of life. president reagan liked to talk about his experiences touring ge plants around the country. he addressed maybe a quarter of a million people over those years, and he would stay after to talk with the workers. as he listened to their concerns, he came to realize how worried they were by the bureaucrats, not only within their own company, but also by bureaucratic interventions from washington, which were making their jobs more difficult. in my own travels across this country, and especially at my town halls in southern wisconsin, i've heard a lot of the same concerns. butamericans today are uncertain and worried about their future. many are suffering from lost jobs and shrinking i