(cheers and applause) >> stephen: punkin. punkin chunkin. and the police may have all the latest riot gear but the protestors have kitchen equipment. (laughter) folks, you can tell, you can tell from this man's face, he's feeling the strain. and that helmet is completely impenetrable unless the police somehow develop hot water technology. (laughter) if this revolution succeeds 200 years from now the collander will be the symbol of ukrainian freedom just like our founders tricorn hats which by the way were not nearly as good for draining pasta. (laughter) well, my ukrainian friends, i stand with you. and to prove it, i will wear this collender. (cheers and applause) oh, let freedom ring. i will wear this cole aner until you achieve or defeat whatever it is you are fighting for or against. until then, i join your battle cry, al dente! (laughter) nation, enough of that. all right. nation, i love the internet. and the internet loves me back. why else would it offer me so much sex. that's why i was shocked last week when i heard this gossip about