jay brewer has got himself inside a cage full of pythons. >> and -- this is a grumpy snake.is reality tv baby. >> he owns prehistoric pets in fountain valley california. he decided to put out a happy new year's day message to his customers. this what happened leading up to the message. >> the other one. >> the albino python not terribly friendly. >> oh i got to be careful. ow! the sucker actually got me. >> like that one is like wide as as am. >> i think somebody ate the previous guy. >> i got to be careful. ow! he actually got me. >> find out how dangerous it really was. jay brewer is joining us right this very minute. jay, what were you thinking about putting yourself in that tank. you were confined with constrictors. >> i was thinking it was new year's eve, i was in a hurry. i needed to get the video and i could pull it off. but i wasn't quite right. it got a little crazy. >> how dangerous was that really. they are constrictors. are their bite painful. >> of course they're painful. if you see the video, it got he pretty good on my hand. it's only a defense bite. if it wer

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monday morning home room. >> jimmy: it's especially weird when it's a girl that does the monty pythonlike bombing. >> jimmy: and you seem far too young to be doing monty python. even in my grade it seemed like that that was like somebody's older brother. >> my childhood crush was cary grant. >> jimmy: you're like an old lady automatically right there. >> yes. >> jimmy: your character on "community" is kind of a party girl, drinker. is that true to what you are? >> i've never had a drink in my life. >> jimmy: so then, no? >> so then -- yes. no, yeah. >> jimmy: you've never had a drink? >> yes, yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, at least 80% of the people clapping are drunk right now. guillermo, our security guard, is drunk right now. >> whoo! well, yeah, the irony is even greater because that tiny grandfather owned a brewery. >> jimmy: he did? >> i come from a beer family and i've never had a drink. >> jimmy: any particular reason? >> there might be a connection one could draw between a family that owns a brewery and a later generation's decision not to drink, i do

. >>> nobody knows why this python was in the street. no word if it fell out of a tree or someone dumped it. the poor thing. you can see the tail was run over by somebody. this snake starts moving quicker after it was hit. cars making a right turn because they turn on the opposite side of the road. they didn't miss the poor snake. >> i don't want to see a snake be get run over. >> we won't because that snake made its way underneath the car of the man that caught the first vehicle. he called the animal concern research society. they came to get this out from underneath his car. you can see it pulled out from the engine. the snake is coming because it's like i'm safe because this car is not trying to run me over. >> he's okay because he's not in the roadway anymore. they were able to get him. as you can see, that snake is moving around like get me out of here. we move south from singapore to australia. this is an eastern brown snake. this is a nearly ten foot hole they've attached a go pro to. >> he quite literally wouldn't touch it with a

. >> could a python be a choking hazard? well the short answer is no.use in the eyes of the federal government, joe, his breeding practices and entire operation are completely legal and licensed by united states department of agriculture, the only federal agency responsible for oversight. so much for the aza. >> the aza is nothing more than a country club of zoos. okay? they have no special powers, they have no funding that they give anybody. there you go. look, hon, look look. half a dozen credited agencies out there. the united states zoological association credits, zoological association out of florida accredits. what does it do for any of us? absolutely nothing. >> joe does have a point. under the animal welfare act, the usda only oversees minimal standards of housing and public safety which means 90% of the zoos in america are left to their own devices to make decisions about breeding and conservation. >> i make cage one tranquilizing a cat. there's no certification for tranquilizing animals like that but you do have to have enough training by your

whether it's 19%, 20%, but we have to take account of the fact we've got this big in the python, which is the retirement of the baby boomers and that's going to end at a certain point, by the way somebody said in the long run, a famous philosopher said in the long run, we're all dead, but the demographic reality of the next 25 years has got to be dealt with and we didn't just say well, we're going to maintain taxes at historical levels and therefore meet all of the obligations to the national defense and cover the cost of our commitments to the elderly. so, it seems to me it's got to be a combined strategy of ago knowledging the problem, number two, senator reductions in expenditures. health care costs reductions. revenues, probably from tax expenditures and investments in proven job growth strategy like education. i did want to make one point. congratulations in getting us a budget on time. that hasn't happened before in recent history and i think you are due some credit for that. >> thank you. >> mr. chairman, could i take a moment? >> his time is expired. you can send us your answer

yes, a real snake in 2013 a python caught under the wing.ollective yuk. >> yeah it could get worse. >> greed. >> how do you kill a scorpion. >> we're going to go to amy in social scare with "the speed feed." >> that's right. topping your feeds, the "saturday night live" 40th anniversary show and we're bringing you the highlights. and many tweet about boston's deep freeze. take a look at the intense snow and winds. the bostonians are a tough crowd and haven't lost their sense of humor. take a look at this. that is the skyline's famous prudential building buried underneath snow. tweeting this is the solution to the snow buildup. free snow. don't think there are any takers. sorry about that. it's the internet so there must be cats. last year where is the snow? this year i regret everything i said. and a testament to the heart of nulders. showing the towering snow drifts not stopping this woman from enjoying her ice cream. tweet us how you're handling the winter weather. #socialsquare. it's never too cold for ice cream. every. >> never. although

whether it's 19%, 20%, but we have to take account of the fact we've got this big in the python, which is the retirement of the baby boomers and that's going to end at a certain point, by the way, somebody said in the long run, a famous philosopher said in the long run, we're all dead, but the demographic reality of the next 25 years has got to be dealt with and we can't just say well, we're going to maintain taxes at historical levels and therefore, meet all of the obligations to the national defense and cover the cost of our commitments to the elderly. so, it seems to me it's got to be a combined strategy of ago knowledging the problem, number two, senator reductions in expenditures. health care costs reductions. revenues, probably from tax expenditures and investments in proven job growth strategy like education. i did want to make one point. congratulations in getting us a budget on time. that hasn't happened before in recent history and i think you are due some credit for that. >> thank you. >> mr. chairman, could i take a moment? >> his time is expired. you can send us your answe

"access hollywood" with the large python took a liking to j law's neck. >> that can't be good. >> avoidup the four nominations, the 24-year-old rapper ordered pizza and things got ugly after the delivery shared her contact information and tweeted 4 million plus followers. to deliver the drivers, they used give out your personal phone number to their family members. they responded saying@iggy assailia, we should have known better. police don't bounce us. she said if the company doesn't respond in a more professional way, she will take legal action. we reached out to papa johns and haven't heard back. >> that's not good. >> that's not cool. >> papa john. rosie o'donnell is leaving the view again. less than six months after rejoining, she is leaving the show citing health and family reasons. her health got worse before the holidays. she suffered a heart attack in 2012 and said her doctors noticed a change in her numbers when she started the show. poot year 52-year-old said she and her wife michelle have separate and have been separated since november. that's sad. that is your pop fix. i as