versus the king of the jungle the python won but then it exploded and now the explosion of pythons acrossoodness. that's how a python eats a guy or the? >> well that one. i don't know if he got the word out to his friends. >> still to come the ladies of nbc and i are going to get in on a little march madness action. we'll see how your field stacks up to ours. >> our brackets are getting small quickly right after these messages. (ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh) (hush my darling...) (don't fear my darling...) (the lion sleeps tonight.) (hush my darling...) man snoring (don't fear my darling...) (the lion sleeps tonight.) woman snoring take the roar out of snore. yet another innovation only at a sleep number store. lowe's presents: how to plan for the future. happy valentine's day. happy birthday. sorry i forgot our anniversary. happy mother's day. select shrubs, now just 3 for $10 at lowe's. in this moment your baby is getting more than clean. your touch stimulates her senses and nurtures her mind. and the johnson's® scent lather and bubbles help enhance the experience. so why just clean your baby wh

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it is grinning jaws and monty python's holy grail. the cofounder and general manager said operating costs have skyrocketed while attendance has dropped. an american icon off to a rocky start. how long people were stuck today on the famous coney island cyclone. and finally, something of spring in the week ahead. kimberly: it was the first right of the season and did not go as planned for coney island's 88-year-old roller coaster. it got stuck a few feet from the top of its incline. writers were standard -- stranded for about 15 minutes before coney island staff were able to reach them. passengers were escorted down the steps to the bottom. there is no word on what went wrong. the new york building department will inspect the coaster before rights can resume. that is not as thrilling. eileen: at least it stopped going up. can you imagine if you started -- i guess kimberly: the physics of that one. eileen:least they were not upside down. spring. kimberly: it is a transition season. eileen: it is a roller coaster ride. kimberly: great tra

that python escaped its enclosure inside his apartment before strangling the boys in their sleep. and they were staying there for a sleepover. leon: just one day after being named the new host of "the daily show" trevor noah is now facing social media backlash for offensive tweets. noah is a 31-year-old biracial south african comedian. now, his controversial tweets were posted between 2009 and 2014. the graphic tweets targeted women, jews and middle america. comedy central defending noah and is asking people to not judge him based on a handful of jokes, in their words. alison: let's get a check of the traffic situation this afternoon with jamie sullivan. hi there. jamie: it's going to be a slow one in some spots. i want to begin where we are slow on the beltway. mainly seeing this right near the american legion bridge. about 10 miles per hour and continuing to get a little bit closer to 270, we're only at 11. this is typical for the afternoon. nothing that we're not used to. i want to take a live look 270 near tuckerman lane to show you how slow that traffic is right now. this giv

the theater is now empty, but for the movie lovers, it was a poor flick, another "jaws," and "monty python." he says he hopes to stay in the washington area, but with the rent so high, it will not be in the district. he is hoping that college park may be the next place for an independent cinema. for now, the end of a cinema that has been here since the 1980's. rebecca cooper, abc 7 news. kimberly: so if he finds a place to reopen, that must be the happy peaceful stop people were protesting outside of a church today, calvary temple and sterling, former members upset about allegations of sexual abuse. the lot in county sheriff's office is investigating but not offering details. -- the lot in county sheriff's office is investigating. >> we are hoping that people will be held accountable. kimberly: abc 7 contacted one of the women making the allegations. she said the abuse started when she was in her early teens. indiana democrats piling on after george stephanopoulos grilled governor mike pence today. governor pence: george -- george: it is a yes or no question. kimberly: under debate, govern

what are they monty python? what does that even-- you think this is satire? okay you know what dick weasels i'm going to take you guys to knowledge college. knowledge college. ( applause ) knowledge college. let me explain to you what satire is, guys. satire is make fun of something with the express purpose of exposing the truth. the only truth this exposes is that you're ignorant ( bleep ). if you want to spend four years of college in a baseball playing beer pong and shoving marshmallows up each others' butts for laugh, go for it man. by the way that's not satire, either. when it comes to doing something inappropriate to a girl without her permission that's not funny or ever okay. knowledge college, class dismissed. ( applause ) but slut-shaming is not a new phenomenon. monica lewinsky of the aptly named monica lewinsky scandal, just gave a ted talk about the very same thing. >> i was branded as a tramp tart, slut whore, bow, and, of course, that woman. >> larry: another whore and shut i expect from the rush limbaugh crowd but tart? who was insulting you, t

. >>> monty python and holy grail, five surviving members of the comedy group will be in attendance at> get this, will ferrell is doing something especially flying across arizona in a helicopter. >> for himself. >> nine positions in practice leagues. equipment used will be auctioned off with proceeds donated for cancer research. >> great cause. it's going to be fun for him, let's be honest. >>> the cast and crew of "downton abbey" got to meet a real royal, kate middleton took a 90 minute tour of the set. she also got to watch filming of upcoming scene. the dutchess is due to give birth to her second child in april. what do you think? more interesting to have tea with "downton abbey" or have tea with the queen. >> if she watches it on tv which i'm sure she does want to meet the cast and crew. she can always have tea with her mother-in-law. >> i'm dar a brown we hope this is your first stop of the day on "early today," nbc. you'll find a locally owned restaurant where people come together for a great sandwich. fresh grilled egg whites melted white cheddar all on a toasted muffin. (b ut)

. >> reporter: it's a zoo inside her home, turtles, gators, pythons and lizards about to leap.no idea her love of animals and fascination with exotic taxidermy from around the world would lead her afoul of the law. >> he told me that people later it is illegal buy in california but later. when i see they asking the first time they didn't tell me. >> reporter: she doesn't want to show her face because of her court case which she hopes to clear up in may. she pled no contest to unlawful possession of birds of prey after fish & game wardens searched her one-bedroom apartment and found protected hawks and owls on the wall. >> i feel very bad because oh, my god i no like it, i love the animals. >> reporter: she became the center of an international investigation after a french game warden got a tip that jimenez ordered a mounted barn owl online. she told wardens she never received the barn owl but bought all her animals about 50 in all on ebay. the collection includes a full- bodied african lion that she bought in las vegas from the son of a man who hunted it after he died. >> i nev

filing for divorce not because he was unfaithful or light gambling because his python was too big forarium. shasta court to dissolve her marriage because he barely eviscerated her with his jaw and penises is like asking for a divorce because dreyfus to a a good-looking and she said i told by another but she told me to endure and with time i could cope and then she gave me some drugs. she should have given new lubrication but we do have this beautiful picture of them on their wedding day. i am still hopeful they will reconcile. please find we noncandidate nation on twitter. coming to the usa to make sure they get finishing tips and in education and the fed did it just raided were this is happening every month. ed caught harry potter. next. stay right here. causing bacteri. causing bacteri. for a cleaner, fresher, brighter denture every day. ♪ kennedy: you have to love the redheaded stranger planning a response to the united states and south korea as they begin their annual joint military exercises that prompt then to shoot into the sea of japan and. to cheryl to sony -- cassone. and al

through that same thing every year and then finally i thought -- >> that is what the guys from monty python told me. they didn't think they could be that good every year, be that funny. running against yourself. >> you are in competition against your previous season. >> what did you think you were going to do after you left "seinfeld?" >> i thought i would do some stand up. >> what was the state of mind at that time? >> leaving "seinfeld?" wehen the show premiered in september i remember thinking you idiot. what have you done? oh my god. all your friends are there, all the fun is there. what did you do? i was upset, yeah. i thought i really made terrible mistake. >> i have no pride in this question, but were you happy? [laughter] would you look at larry and say, i'm all right? >> i don't think like that. but, i do have a much better disposition than people expect. >> meaning what? >> generally, my mood is pretty good. before i did seinfeld, i was very bleak. code wake up in the morning and my first thought was ownh, no. >> another day. >> but, once seinfeld started, all those thoughts were

made "monty python and the holy grail." there is a ringing endorsement as per their usual tone. with that in mind we turn third quarters over to melissa francis. "money" starts now. melissa. melissa: it sure does. the fight of the century. manny pacquiao and floyd mayweather. only appearance before the fight in may. fallout over hillary clinton emails. calls for a third party investigation. now the associated press is suing. >>> "blurred lines" becoming a lot more clear as jury finds, robin thicke and pharell oh know. >>> stopping double chins. they love it and investors love it. the stock is going crazy. even when they say it is not it is always about money. melissa: but first, a look at markets right now. stocks back in negative territory after yesterday's bloodbath. all eyes still on the fed, which is reportedly looking to remove rd patient, from its interest rate guidance. meanwhile oil seeing a drop in the latest weekly inventory data out of eia. charlie gasparino, james freeman, "wall street journal." brian kilmeade host of "fox & friends." james freeman, give me take on f

. >> now, we are going to >>> monte python? >> i guess it could be potty.hat could be short for pothole? >> sure it could. >> when there is water in it, kind of looks like a pot. >> i thank you. >> with all of the rain that's coming today did i break that down too much? >> maybe little much. most of just been in a situation that has left a soar taste in our mouth. this morning man's best friend is getting major attention for just that, alex, i'm telling you. >> so pet owner posted this video of a dog's reaction after slick ago slice of lemon. >> what he didn't expect was the strong reaction from people watching this 24 seconds clip, since positioned on youtube only yesterday. the jumping golden retriever viewed more than 120,000 times and counting. my god. he don't know how to take it. >> so cute. >> i hate to admit this, but we've all done it with our children toddlers, lick a little lemon? >> and the face, i know. >> i do it, too. >> when she is begging diamond, i throw stuff on the floor. >> who is diamond? >> my dog. >> oh, adorable dog. >> you've met h

melting pot of cultures we come together and i also think we do that by not treating people in buckets python-holinghem but appealing to universal values liberty individual rights, the constitution. that brings us together rather than dividing us. >> have you ever in your adult life worked a job earning minimum wage? >> well, first job in grade school paid a dollar per hour by my dad. when i was in high school my parents went bankrupt. i took two jobs from 17 -- >> from 17 you've been financially independent? >> took $100,000 in school loans i just paid off a few years ago. >> same with me but go to college, go to work, and more with ted cruz right after the break. straight ahead. ease my constipation i trust dulcolax tablets. i take dulcolax for dependable overnight relief and in the morning i am back to myself dulcolax, designed for dependable relief you're giving away pie? what would you like, apple or cherry? cherry. oil or cream? definitely cream. [reddi wip spray sound] never made with hydrogenated oil, oh, yeah... always made with real cream. the sound of reddi wip is the sound of joy. shoppi

then finally, i thought -- >> rose: that's what the guys in monty python told me. they said, we didn't think we could be that good every year. we didn't know that we could with b that funny. >> yeah. >> rose: you're running against yourself. >> you're in competition against your previous seasons. >> rose: and what did you think you were going to do when you left "seinfeld"? >> i really didn't know. i thought i would do some standup. >> rose: what was your state of mind at this time? >> leaving "seinfeld"? >> rose: yes sir. well, when the show premiered in september, i remember thinking, you idiot, what have you done? oh, my god... all your friends are there, all the fun is there. what did you do? so i was upset. yeah, i thought i really had made a terrible mistake. >> rose: i have no pride in this question, but were you happy? (laughter) >> you mean -- >> rose: i mean, did you look at larry and say, i'm all right. everything's good. >> no, i don't think like that. >> rose: never? no. but i do have a much better disposition than people expect. >> rose: meaning what?

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if they remove -- this is like a monte python sketch.f they pull a word out of the statement that causes some people to sell and other to buy those things from them what's the difference? right. doesn't the fed communicate because it wants people to be prepared? i don't understand. >> prepared for what? the logic is that when you're ready to do this, when you can see the lights at the end of the tunnel here of raising rates, that's when you might remove patience. but if, in fact, you have things like lack of clarity in the data because of the weather, uncertainty about how the dollar passes through to inflation, with a mandate, josh, you're missing already, and likely to go the other way -- >> hold on. when will you not have uncertainty, when will you not have weird weather? >> probably in the spring. i mean we had a very, very severe winter and everybody knows it. it looks like weather wise it was more severe than last year, if that can be believed. >> leave the weather conversation to al roker and our friends at the weather channel. yo

now i do want to show you that more than two-thirds, 69%, say patience in the words of monte python rightut. 69% say it's going out of the statement tomorrow, but picking up what serrat was talking ability earlier they will get rid of patience and signal patience. take a look at the outlook for the fed if funds rate over the next several years. we're going to be under 2% by the end of 2016 and 2017, which our package sanel is the end ofe hike cycle looks at 3%. they're looking for a gradual rise in rate the average august back from september in the prior survey. >> gundlock told me flexible is the new patiencep. we'll see if that's what you're talking about. joe, what's the fed going to do? why is it going to do it? is the economy getting better or does the data in february tell you that economy may be getting worse? >> the -- i agree with what stove and seth were saying. patience comes out. the easiest way, remove the entire sentence and as everyone said if they're going to be data dependent, i can't rule anything new on that side. the economy looks pretty weak. my guess is that it's jus

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