kill them. >> pythons are cool. they are huge. we get to jump on big snakes. >> john found ed this group. they get $8 an hour to go through the hot and humid everglades looking for the snakes and taking war veterans out with them. >> it's smoothing being out here in nature. nothing like it. >> we can log in many, many hours. days and days without finding a python. >> then there are days where we will find 13 in one day. >> the professional python hunters get $50 for every snake killed and each foot longer than 4, that's $25 extra. the $175,000 pilot program is more effective than the previous python challenges that relied on thousands of amateurs. >> these people know where to find the snakes. they had good results. >> the largest python captureed? a 16 footer. they are ravaging florida's small mammal population. half of the pythons capture individual been females. that's an additional 2,000 pythons that won't hatch in the everglades. >> bret: the u.s. intercepts an icbm. that breaking news and the rest of the news

a very irritated baby burmese python. >> baby? >> yeah.s is very small compared to how large they can get. so he's not happy with this find because it's a wee one. he's looking for the giant ones. before he lets this one go -- >> oh! >> he stops by a local shop and sees a lot of pictures up on the wall with people and their encounters with pythons. you can see how huge these things get. he goes back out to try and find a larger one. >> look, look, look. right here. yes! whoo! >> nick is pumped. he's found what he was looking for. and like a man possessed, he just reaches down and starts wrestling with a large python in the water. >> brother, my brother. we got to talk. >> dang be careful. you may be food. >> after quite a struggle with nick the wrangler, he's exhausted this python. but not after a few strikes and near misses with the snake. get it up on land and tell us a little bit more about this snake. >> boy! you better stop playing. >> kiss for good luck. >> he did not get bitten by this one. he just shows you how much respect and how

a 14-foot albino python named lemon.nced with on "dancing with the stars". >> she glrows sto be the longes snake in the world? >> is she hungry? >> she's shedding, so she'll need something the size of a small goat. >> she's going to my crotch. >> her forked tongue actually senses heat. >> oh, please. oh, god. come on, what's happening. >> i promise you -- >> you're totally fine. >> you're paying. god answers prayer. >> i want to swear so badly. but i'm not going to. note to self, never do this again. >> the only thing i have to say is that cam can handle snakes. >> congratulations! >> okay. all right. >> well done. >> i got to say, i thought you were a little more -- >> it's a natural phobia. i can't do anything about it. and i should have been wearing a heart rate monitor, so you could have seen how it was busting out of my chest. out of control. >> and the results are in, and cam definitely can. >> i was going to give him a ten out of ten, but i'm still bitter about the josh duhamel thing. >> rematch! >> let's talk abo

>> how sweet is this diamond python? probably. >> i'm going to take his little head. >> how quickly can we get an ambulance here? not as bad as i expected but i wasn't ready for what came next. 5 foot indigo pythons. do i look confident? okay. preparing >> okay. i was feeling pretty good and then i saw this -- then i saw this. >> what's happening? okay. >> slow. >> what do you mean, slow movements? he looks heavy and angry. a 14-foot albino python named lemon. >> she grows to be the longest snake in the world. >> okay, that's nice and everything. but is she hungry? she's going to my crotch. >> her forked tongue actually senses heat. >> oh, please. oh, god. come on, what's happening. >> i promise you -- >> what's happening? >> you're totally fine. >> you're paying. that's a good sign. >> you're totally fine. >> i want to swear so badly. but i'm not going to. note to self, never do this again. >> the only thing i have to say is that cam can handle snakes. congratulations! >> i'm sweating again. i wish i was watching a hear

irwin closed in. >> this is a burmese python. this is the one causing all the trouble. >> reporter: burmese pythons, giant constrictors native to asia became a nuisance in florida after 1992. hurricane andrew toppled a reptile breeding facility and all its pythons slithered into the wild. females can lay dozens of eggs at a time. and by one estimate, 100,000 live in the everglades today. some can grow longer than 20 feet. and here this invasive species has no natural predators. they're non-venomous, but those rows of teeth are razor sharp. it coils itself around its prey, squeezes and suffocates it before swallowing hole. this video shot late last year in the everybody glades shows a burmese strangling an alligator. >> they an articulating jaw, and that allows them to be able to eat and swallow just massive objects that you would not think that a snake could do. they captured one here not too far from here that had a dear inside. >> reporter: to these muss car eating machines, the everglades are like a buffet that never closes. t

the weight estimate is 2.5 tons of python. >> reporter: here in the everglades, the all-out war on pythons ever. deer, raccoon, birds and other animals are disappearing into the bellies of snakes. dozens of hunters come from all wakes of life, even florida's lieutenant governor. and you noticed one of the hunters is barefoot. have you stepped on a snake barefoot? >> it's another hand. you feel them with your feet. >> reporte >> reporter: it makes sense to you to be out here barefoot? >> yeah. >> reporter: i think you're rare. pythons from southeast asia taking over the south florida everglades. 109 captured. 100,000 to go. i asked dusty crumb, what do you do when you're not out here chasing down snakes? he says he grows and sells or kids. a contdrtradiction to the guy i met. >> kerry, look down at your feet. just kidding. thank you very much. >>> just ahead, the college acceptance video being liked by people all around the world. sheinelle has that story from the orange room right after this. this salad? at panera, a good salad is so much more than a bowl of something green. more than an o

. >> 24-foot python. >> oh, my. >> what do you do when you see one? reach out and touch it?>> i don't care. i'm not going near it. >> that is the sporting life. that is a big python. >> you think? >> that's the sporting life for tonight. for news at 11:00. top that. >> not going to do it. thanks, mark. >>> next at 11:00. >> president trump changes his tune. he wants the agency to get to the bottom of the russia meddling. >> there is growing pressure in congress to determine the extent of russian meddling. good evening. >> during testimony the acting director of the fbi contradicted the white house on two issues. the latest developments from capital hill. rs. >> reporter: after the firing of james comey, democrat and some republicans have called for a special prosecutor to take over the russia investigation. the critics say the white house is trying to hurt that investigation. >> there has been no effort to impede our investigation. >> claims that the white house is trying to slow down the investigation into russian ties into the 2016 campaign. an interview with nbc, comey fi

we take you to south africa for that python again, 24 feet on a golf course. that's not advise ible. >> yikes. >> that's a big python. >> yeah. >> good night. pameron tucker, you outdid yourself on these biscuits and gravy. they are so tasty, they make you want to slap your mama. am i right, mitchell? sure. if that's a thing, why not? bless your hearts. (southern accent) i'm fuller than a dog tick. hey, just because they do it... it's the least i could do, since you'uns opened your home to me for i don't know how many weeks now. (whispers) three. i just don't get it. how could he leave me? i know. i'm pretty. there's nothing i won't let him do in the b-e-d. hey, sweetheart, you're such a big eater, aren't ya, huh? i can't believe i got left. left! so, pam got left. her husband, bo, took off with half their stuff when she was out rounding up dazed piglets after a twister. i'm not kidding. i insisted she stay with us so i could help build up her confidence again. pam's self-worth has always been tied to the attention of men. which, you know, maybe isn't the best

someone caught a python as big as 18'2". the program's goal is to slow down the growth of pythons in the everglades that are wiping out other wildlife. there are thousands of them out there. so this is good work. glad he is the man with this job. jonathan: it's gotten out of control in florida. all right. talk about what is out of control. talk about what is going on outside. steve rudin is joining us now and stormwatch7. you can see out the window. it's raining, steve. is this going to let up soon? steve: eventually it will slow down. university. a lot going on tonight around the d.m.v. we have the battle of the beltways. the last game in the series. and it's questionable whether or not the game will get going. if you are rushing down there for 7:05 for first pitch, you might want to slow it down a little bit. talk about the temperatures right now. temperature is 55 degrees at reagan national airport. remember yesterday i was at nats park. it was beautiful out there. it was also 21 degrees warmer. so a huge fall in temperat

that snake, a five foot indigo python. >> do i look comfortable right now?yes. >> it's preparing. >> he has never eaten a single person. i swear. >> feeling pretty good. then i saw this. what? what is happening? okay, okay. slow -- slow movement. a 14-foot albino retechlated python named lemon. >> this is a snake big enough to eat a person. >> yeah. >> she is a sweetheart, too. >> she grows to be the longest snake in the world. >> is she hungry. >> she is shedding her skin. she is just about done shedding. she'll need something the size of a small goat when she is done shedding. >> she's pointing at me. >> she's totally fine. promise. >> we have her forked tongue senses heat. >> how -- please, please -- >> you can do this. >> what's happening? >> you're praying. >> you're totally fine. totally fine. >> i want to swear so badly. but i'm not going to. note to self, never do this again. >> the only thing i have to say is that cam can handle snakes. congratulations! you did it! >> well done. >> okay. starting to sweat a little bit. >> have you lost your mind? >>

so in florida we keep seeing gators on the golf course. >> i can't -- >> now we have a python.the matter, kenneth? >> i can't see that video. >> you know how candace is terrified of snakes? guess what we found out about kenneth today. >> this show -- >> realized monday's show. >> this show brought out all of my fears. >> monday's show is all snakes. >> this show brought out my woirs fears. >> we have a ghost, right? or just horror movies in general. >> in type of paranormal activity. >> snakes, smiling in selfies, apparently. >> why can't we have some nice, frank the buns. >> we like to haze our anchors. >> animal >>> you are no exception. we have shark sightings strigerring warning along some of southern california's crowded beaches. >> at least two dozen great white sharks have been spotted this week up. >> reporter: up and down the california coast, dozens of great white shark feet from some of the nation's most popular beaches. >> you are paddle boarding close to 15 great white sharks. >> reporter: using a loud speaker. >> exit the water in a calm manner. >> reporter: sight

that is a man wrestling an 18-foot long python. florida has a real problem to the snakes which are not native to the region so they pay people to round them up. the bounty is $8 an hour. $50 for a four-foot snake. $25 for each additional foot. so you have to do all the math and it adds up to this hunter the snake and then he will get $375 also for selling the skin. jonathan: a lot of boots there. michelle: yeah, boots, belts, purses. jonathan: that is a problem in florida. the snakes are not from florida. they dumped the pets in the everglades and then they are all over the place. michelle: they are mighty animals, ones that will attack a gator. jonathan: go after deer, gator, dogs, cats, anything. interesting way to make a buck. doug: they have other animals in florida. feral hogs, bears. wild place. we will see the end of the steady rain pattern get drizzly tonight and tomorrow. more heavy rain moving in this time tomorrow. get busy and give you a look at a blah camera. sometimes it's spectacular and the blue skies at national ha

he found a 4-foot long, python lenny says he spotted it taking out the trash and then called 911.nimal control showed up and put it in the pillowcase they burroughs from lenny. >> i thought, i told lady on the phone don't tell me when i tell you this. i walk in the pantry. >> lenny from brooklyn. >> that accent. >> he has to be from brooklyn. >> animal control says python gator land is that where it is , yes. see where it will live out days in the peace not in the pantry. >> full circle moment. >>> coming up next on cbs-3 "eyewitness news" snap chatties rolling out a new feature today. meisha ought to be happen bye this one. >>> pat gallen goes swimming with sharks and you can too we will tell you about a first of the kind event this weekend, fun for the whole family, we will be right back. oo, yeah. are you ready for a rush? yes, yes i am. you're in for a treat. fast play is the new way to play fast and win instantly from the pennsylvania lottery. pick a game, get your ticket and see if you've won. i won! pretty fast, huh? fast play. play fast. win instantly. president trump meet

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burmese pythons are apex predators a the top of the food chain. 25 top hunters to kill the snakes. a 17-foot-long python was killed last week. it was the longest captured so far in this program. mark strassmann has a firsthand look at how the hunters are going high-tech. >> reporter: in a remote corner of the florida every glades we found rodney hunt being u drone. on an embankment the drone spotted this 17-foot burmese python warming itself on a rock. he closed in. >> this is a burmese python and this is the one causing all the trouble. >> giant constrictors native to asia became a nuisance to florida after 1992. a hurricane toppled a breeding strand they slithered away. 100,000 burmese live in the everglades today. some can grow longer than 20 feet and here this invasive species has no natural predators. they're nonvenomous, but those rows of teeth are razor sharp. the burmese coils itself around the praey. squeezes and suffocates it before swallowing it whole. this video shows him swallowing an alligator. >> they have an articulating jaw. that

now we have a python. what's the matter, kenneth? >> i can't see that video. >> you know how kendis is terrified of snakes. guess what we found out about kenneth today? you realize -- >> this show has brought out all my fears. >> monday's show is going to be all snakes. >> this show has brought out my worst fears. >> we have ghosts or just horror movies in general. >> any type of paranormal activity, snakes -- >> smiling and selfies, apparently. >> why can't we just have some nice, frank the buns -- >> no, we like to haze our anchors. and, you my friend, are no exception. >>> speaking of scary. shark sightings triggering warnings along southern california's most crowded beaches. >> two dozen great whites have been spotted this week. matt gutman has the latest. >> reporter: the warnings blaering up and down the california coast. dozens of great white sharks feet from some of the nation's most popular beaches. >> you are paddle boarding next to approximately 15 great white sharks. >> reporter: using a helicopter loud speaker. >> exit t

the python went missing in anchorage, alaska.the living room of its owners' home. officials say they do not know where the python may have been hiding. there are no wild snakes in most of alaska. ( darya ) take a look at this... a black bear takes a stroll through a los angeles neighborhood. police were called after the bear was seen in somebody's yard. but then the bear came across a neighborhood dog who actually started chasing the bear. the bear didn't hurt anybody and there were no reports of property damage. ( mark ) now to bay area baseball... the a's looking to make it 4 wins in a row... taking on the angels at the coliseum.( darya ) kevin durant in attendance. but the angel's offense was too much for the a's. albert pujols hits the home run in the first inning and the a's aren't able to recover. the angels win 7 to 3. they play again this afternoon. first pitch is set for 12:35 coliseum. ( mark ) meanhile... the giants looking to put an end to their 4 game losing streak in new york city. but it was another rough outing fo

the python has a new home now. it was taken to a local theme park and animal reserve where maybe it belongs. >> i'd have to move out of the house. there would be no way. i'd have to move out of the state. possibly out of the country. >> okay. that's a lot. >> so maybe could there be a new panda baby in the future? >> only if we're lucky. >> the national zoo panda bear appears to be ready to breed. >> that's mei xiang. >> she has been showing behavioral and physical signs th very small window of opportunity, apparently. female pandas are able to conceive for only about 36 hours each year. so zoo staff plan to give mei a chance to breed naturally. that happens first. and then if that doesn't work, because past attempts have not been successful, they'll have to intervene a bit. >> and they are bringing a team in from china just in case they need some help. >> dinner, dancing, soft music. >> exactly. tom knows what he's doing. >> put on some barry white. >> there you go. >>> speaking of light, tom, we'd like to bring s

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tell me. >> i've had sammy, she was the first snake. >> how do you choose python? >> this is before google existed. i did not know much about it. i'm one of the few that kept her. >> where do you keep her? >> a cage in the garage. >> has she ever squeezed? >> she has not, luckily. >> could she kill you? >> you know, i will say this for the record, i was attacked once by a snake bigger than this. for humans to fight it off is easy. there are myths surrounding them more get killed by dogs and horses than snakes. >> i don't mean to perpetuate the myth and fear. >> you are like her daddy basically? >> yes. >> they do not recognize people but she's known. she's used to being around people and kids. >> this is a snake we can pet. we will see one we cannot pet. if i can bring in the rattler. mike, be brave and do your thing. >> we've had stories about people -- yes. >> seeing them and trying to avoid them. >> i have bad viewers sending in pics and video. >> he is head of jane w -- j&w rescue. >> springtime in the bay area? >> we get three or four calls per day. >> is that

a man had the shock of his life when he spotted a four-foot python in his pantry.'d have to leave the house and never come back. take a look at this picture firefighters took when they were removing the large snake. they used a pillowcase to capture the snake. the homeowner found the snake, he was moving it -- >> i swear to god, don't laugh when i tell you this. they told me it was somebody's pet, number one. and number two, you have to leave the windows door closed. >> you get no respect, i tell you, no respect. >> absolutely. look at him handling that snake. yeah, the python has a new home apparently, it will be taken to a local theme park and animal reserve. there's just no way -- >> it would not be a good place. >> no, no. >>> could a new baby panda be in our future? >> only if our dreams come true. >> the new national zoo's resident mother bear appears to be ready to breed. >> the zoo say mei xiang has been showing behavorial and physical signs she's ready. >> a little extra smile. >> that's right, moving her hair. apparently, female pandas are able to conceiv

crawling around -- >> why are you coming at me with the pythons?cause you flinch every time. i love it. so 22 years ago derek jeter was a rookie trying to break into the new york yankees line up. this morning he is the latest to be famed monument park. >> jeter's number 2 was officially retired last night at yankee stadium. his family including his parents and wife and former teammates took part in the ceremony in front of a packed crowd there. five-time world series champion said his career was more than he could have dreamed of. recalling a reporter's question during his speech to fans. >> they said if you could trade places with one person who would it be? and i say this very humbly. but there isn't a person or player i would trade places with that's playing now or ever. you know, i learned that time flies, memories fade, but family is forever. and i'll be eternally grateful to be a part of the yankee family. so i can't thank you guys enough. thank you very much. >> awesome. jeter's number is the 22nd retired by the yankees. the most of any big

. >> "monty python" turned out to break so many rules. i mean, it changes everything.say, "oh, they came after the beatles." look at "saturday night live," you look at sctv. oh, after. after "monty python." >> beginning october 11th, saturday night will open up a whole new live venture from new york city. we just happen to have the producer of the program and members of his company. what should we look for on the program? >> anxiety. >> loren michaels, this canadian comedy producer, was given free rein. >> hi. i'm loren michaels. >> he hires improv comics. >> rehearsal and warmup, let's do 28 face slaps. come on. slap. come on. pick a hand. >> george carlin was the first host. wanted to be permanent host. >> nice to see you. welcome and thanks for joining us live. >> there were a lot of names bandied about in terms of permanent hosts. >> that's one of those tv rules you mustn't break, until you do. then you realize, why don't you have a different host every week? but it was the cast that finally won people's hearts. >> come on, who is this? >> andy-gram. >> you cut you

. >> how sweet is this python. >> "e.t."ing cameron to the limits that's tomorrow. >>> well, here's a scary situation for any mom. imagine you're on a plane when your child's diaper breaks. that just happened to kristen bell. she went into macgyver mode. she secured her daughter's pullups. more mother life hacks to "e.t." online. >> what's a piece of advice you like to give new moms. >> the one finger rule is something that i really enjoyed. let your toddlers experience things, let touch the vase. my toddlers go around and touch everything with one finger. >> another one of kristen's mom rules? stop saying it's okay to quell your kids' emotions. >> when they get sad or embarrassed, i let them experience them. >> there are so many rules to have kids. >> the 36-year-old mother of two has learned to let loose, but not all the way like her character in "bad moms." >> bad moms! >> she's been filming the sequel if atlanta, this one has a plot twist. >> our mothers come in town. so, it's this added layer of not only are we overwork

that was a four-foot python. an orlando man spotted the snake yesterday morning. firefighters had to use a pillowcase to capture the snake. the homeowner describes the startling discovery. >> i thought i was hallucinating. i told police, don't laugh when i tell you this. they told me it was somebody's pet, number one. and number two, you have to leave the windows and garage door closed. >> lenny will never forget that lesson. doesn't he sound like rodney dangerfield. the pylon was taken to a local theme park and animal reserve. i'm sure they'll have like a naming contest. >> his own twitter handle. you know why he can take care of business there? because he's a new yorker. new yorkers know what to do when you see a python. >> just in time for breakfast. let's change the subject. it's going to be a very nice day. we're in for some morning clouds, but some afternoon sunshine, and it's wednesday, so we're almost to the long holiday weekend. this is the way we begin. looking live at the golden gate bridge. you can see the clouds and the fog there, and we'll see that o

. >> how sweet is this python? >> e.t. is pushing cameron to the limit.tomorrow. >> that's real sweat you see on his hairline right there. here's the scary situation for any mom. imagine you're on an airplane when your child's diaper breaks. she went into mcgooifr mode using a hair tie to secure her pull-up. kristen is giving up more mommy life hacks to e.t. on-line where. >> what is a piece of advice you like to give new moms? >> for new moms that are going into toddlers, the one finger enjoyed where they said let your toddler experience things, like i want to touch that vase rather than always saying no. you say let's do it. let's do one finger. my toddlers go around and touch everything with one finger. >> another one of kristen's mom rules? top saying it's okay to quell your kid's emotions where, when they get sad or embarrassed, i say yeah that's a stinky feeling, huh? i feel it too. i let them experience it. >> there are so many rules now. don't punish your kid. >> don't say no to your kid. >> the 36-year-old mother of two has learned to less let lo

all of these are ball pythons and the diversity is amazing.olors, the patterns, how does it work? >> they were discovered over 20 years ago in africa. we started with a normal bull python. we started getting crazier stuff. just breeding and breeding to get more crazier stuff. >> you said it's like breeding dogs. you look at the features that you want. and next thing you know you can get -- the colors are pretty amazing. that white color. that is a really clean white. people think it's in a shed or it's part albino. but it's bred like this. if you put it in certain warmth. it will be all white or a head stamp. there's different levels. high white, medium white, low white. >> and some of them really rare. let's look alt this one here. $4,000. what is it that makes that snake so rare? >> it's one of the newer genes that just came out. the raven -- if you pair another raven to it it will make a super raven. and it looks crazier than how that one is. >> if you're going to get this mojave raven, usually for breeding purposes. you'll want to make sur

. >>> well, coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," hunting for pythons.the front lines as a professional snake hunter goes high tech to combat south florida florida's dangerous everglades. >>> and actor reid scott stops by to talk about his position on the hit show veep. that's the "cbs morning news" for this monday. thanks for watching. i'm anne-marie green. have a great day. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> live from the cbs bay area studios. this is cbs 5 eyewitness news. >>> as we take a live look at the bay bridge, it's monday, may 8th. i'm kenny choi. >> and i'm michelle griego. >> why not? we have to anyway. >> happy monday. did you have a good cinco de mayo. >> i can't remember. it was a long time ago. >> i'm looking ahead to this friday because my son graduates from college. >> just so exciting. my bank is appreciative of it. and my pocketbook. that's what i'm looking ahead to now. no looking back any more. >>> look at this beautiful clear view looking out over the bay bridge. we have clear skies everywhere to the immediate seashore. san

a snake hunter named dusty the wildman crumb catches a 16-foot, 130-pound python near miami, florida. the hunter got a big payday, bringing in more than $700 for it. still not the biggest catch ever in florida. that would be 18 feet. pretty big. right now in new jersey, a deadly standoff enters the second day. the suspect barricaded himself inside a house and opened fire on police as they tried to serve a warrant wednesday. a bystander in the area was killed in that gunfire. early this morning exchanges of gunfire between the suspect and police were heard. we'll continue to monitor this developing story and bring you the latest as it becomes available. and turning now to that foiled school. police discovered that a student planned a calculated attack using knives and a hit list of potential victims. suzanne kennedy shows us how authorities were able to avoid what could have been a deadly massacre. >> this was a shocking discovery in the book bag of a student pulled out of a class at a high school south of charlotte, north carolina. knives, dismantled shotgun shell, firecrackers, gasol

it's not a monti python sketch. this is a real event. 200 people competing this week.uy one those toy stick horses. you inhale some of the lsd the good doctor was talking about. the sport is viewed as an expression of girl power because it forces competitors to have a do-it-yourself attitude. they are in charge of crying themselves to sleep when all the guys tell them they are too weird to date. most americans can't believe how ridiculous this looks. if you think scandinavian horse races are weird, you should see their adult video. i never have, that's true. topic number three. michael moore is coming to broadway. that means starting in july flash daners won't be the only place to see breasts in times square. this guy really put the ham in hamilton. moore signed on to do a 12-week run where he will perform a one-woman show aimed at stopping donald trump. moore says quote liberals need to embrace comedy as a way to halt any trump momentum. i agree. look how well that worked during the election when every single late-night show on television aimed 90% of their jokes at p