i mean, i hate it when they say, "what's your favorite python sketch?">> i like spontaneous questions. there's two i really love. when i was once in norway, in oslo, a norwegian stood -- probably about 40 years of age -- stood up, and he said, "mr. cleese, may i ask you a a question?" i said, "of course you may." he said, "if you had to be a a component part of an aircraft" -- [ laughter ] "what component part of an aircraft would you choose to be?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a great question. >> great question. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, that wins right there. don't tell anyone. go see john cleese's on tour. can we take -- >> the best one -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i'm not joking here. eric and i -- eric idle and i were in florida, and we toured together. and a nice woman, i can't remember the town, stood up, middle of the stalls and she said, "mr. idle, mr. cleese, may i ask you a serious question?" "of course." she said, "did the queen kill diana?" [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: john -- >> that's dangerous, jimmy. tha

this is what he found — a metre long python curled up in the bowl!ght snakes usually end up in the sewerage system when they go in chasing rats. the python is said to be healthy, now, but suffering a bit of damage to its scales from bleach. just briefly, that main news again: the united states says all options to deal with the threat from north korea are on the table. a statement from the white house followed a series of calls by president trump to foreign leaders, including the south korean president, moonjae—in. america's united nations ambassador is to circulate the draft of a new resolution on sanctions. meanwhile, the white house also says president trump has told his south korean counterpart he is willing to sell billions of dollars' worth of arms to seoul. we've just been hearing about the latest military exercises going on in south korea. let'sjust latest military exercises going on in south korea. let's just take you like to china for a moment and resident xijinping is like to china for a moment and resident xi jinping is speaking to represe

this is what he found, a metre long python curled up in the bowl!g cared for by local pet shop. the python is said to be healthy, but smelling a bit of bleach. let's return now to north korea. one of the key questions in this crisis is just how much influence can china exert over pyongyang to head off a confrontation? our correspondent, john sudworth, reports now from the chinese city of dandong, which lies close to the border with north korea. the work goes on late into the night. from this chinese oil depot, north korea gets most of its energy, piped directly across the border. a day after the nuclear test, there is no sign of any let—up. washington is turning up the heat on china, insisting it uses its leverage to greater effect. some of these diners agree their government could do more. i think they should do something about it, this man says. i hope there will be no more nuclear tests. china should take control of north korea, then there will be peace, this man adds. the chinese president is busy hosting a summit of the world's developing econo

there is a problem with pythons.r pythons into the wild because they get too big or fed—up with them have caused a major ecological problem. now, whether the weather helped get rid of pythons, i'm not sure, but wildlife, i imagine will be a problem particularly in more remote and rural areas. jane, thank you very much. jane 0'brien in miami there with the latist. before it hit florida, the storm battered cuba, ripping roofs off houses and causing widespread damage to the country's northern coast. the government says at least ten people have been killed. flooding also hit the capital havana — where residents were warned to stay off the streets. thousands of tourists were stranded at the country's tourist resorts as the storm hit. 0ur correspondent will grant sent this report. havana's streets resemble canals. forfamilies from its poorest neighbourhoods the situation is becoming desperate. when hurricane irma came crashing into the island, she brought rains and storm surges which flooded entire city blocks. cu ba's pic

. >> it's a 9.8 foot long python. he had to remove it from the property and notice -- >> now he needs to remove it from him. whoa! >> that's a big jaw. >> yes, yes it is. but he knows how to handle it. he has his hand around the back of the neck. >> is he handling it or is it handling him? >> well, looks like it is handling him. >> he's got big big trouser snake now. >> now starting to wrap around this man's leg. it's not going down without a fight. >> i've got a crush on you, fella. >> and it's wrapping itself tighter and tighter and tighter. what's cool is how calm he is. i know this is his job so easy peasy but i don't think that way. i'm like -- sunls steps someone else steps in, he takes the tail, unwraps it from in between his legs. they finally free this man. now it's time for pictures. >>> candace mchugh is the latest winner of the "rtm" ipad mini giveaway. >> you can win. you need monday's buzzword, be 21 years old and a legal resident of the united states or canada. >> the "rtm" buzzword coming up in a bit.

as monty python said, for something com pletely monty python said, for something completely different finnish ski jumper, he once lost at toe wrestling competition and assaulted the man and got sentenced. he won gold medals, lost the toe wrestling and got sentenced. that is a trivial fa ct got sentenced. that is a trivial fact for you. thanks to that one. we will speak about someone from is dope and he is recognised wherever he goes and anna nash was crowned champion once again. do we need to put out a warning? toes, no. i know people might be a bit squeamish about pupils toes. why? they are like many fingers but they are ugly. the warning has been given. all the toes preaching in this report are clean. 0na on a factory floor and stoke, steel capped boots protector sporting dynasty by day but when he clocks off, anna nash can unleash his arsenal, feet of fury that are feared around the world. grandad allen recently won the toe wrestling championship for the 14th time. as a result, he has troubled top to toe across the world with a showdown auto down is shown on tv from new zealand to

and on the eighth day he created a set of 24" pythons.reated the earth. a set of 24 pythons. on the ninth day i created hogans. [inaudible] >> this is these rhythm from the grand opening when we opened hogans beach shop in orlando and wittig crazy crowd out front with tons of hulk maniacs and could see it for miles. this was the ribbon that we cut the grand opening. harvey: did you ever wonder when he stepped away from wrestling that will continue because there's a lot of people who have forgotten when he retired. hu: i was wondering but i've been around so long and the public knows me so well and i said that's my way in and some people call me the babe ruth of wrestling. it's cool to say those things about me. harvey: do you miss wrestling? hulk: tremendously. harvey: what do you miss about it? a good workout and once you get done working out and had a good sweat and it makes my day. sometimes when you wake up in the morning and you don't feel good and i don't feel like working out but a few train, all right, i'm ready. it is that times

. >> bret: others experienced what their state had to offer such as python hunting, that's right.rida representative francis really took to the everglades. check out that snake there. others spent time at their respective state fairs. a big deal. minnesota senator democrat al al franken, at least the corn was healthy. missouri senator roy blunt says a trip to the state there is never complete without tiger stripe and butter pecan ice cream. nebraska senator ben sasse posted this to grandpa saint over 6,000 calories, under $6. what a country. we are told the house and senate gyms are open and ready for workouts tonight. we will see what happens. thanks for inviting us at your home. that's this don't like it for this special heather: it is september 6th, a fox news alert, hurricane irma crashing into the caribbean overnight as the most powerful hurricane to hit the atlantic in history. how people in florida are scrambling to prepare. >> i have a love for these people and hopefully congress will help them and do it properly. >> a decision on daca, the fate of the dreamers left up to

rowan atkinson mr being and money python superpower you'd like to have zero telekinesis you know less time you were star struck. oh last time i was star struck. be on airplane with brian de palma. direct yes one of my favorites leave everything out to paul but every scene everything with any drama gorgeous what do americans get wrong about canada. how much time do we have. what do comedians get wrong about america. precious little lives i think. bad p.r. so squeaky wheel gets the grease so the americans we see on t.v. are maybe not the best ambassadors for the country if you weren't an actor or director to what field would you be oh i would. be in and in a connected field i'd be like if they still had video stars of their work at a video store just as you would want to manage a hockey team or manager oh gosh i don't think that seems like it seems like a lot of stress best compliment you have received. your mum should be proud. something you wish you were better at. how much time. talking to crowds you get nervous that's the biggest fear of people i hate it i am very very ill it is in

first, the burmese python they must respect human rights and fundamental freedoms. who have been accused of committing abuses should be removed from command responsibilities immediately and prosecuted for wrongdoing. and any country that is currently providing weapons to the bernese militantly must suspend these activities until sufficient accountability is in place. this is our latest report. trying to keep things under control. pushing back rohingya refugees. conditions are miserable and it is muddy but they are desperate. the army has been brought in to try to instil a sense of order but increasing numbers are beginning to overwhelm them. today, the american ambassador to bangladesh are arrived at the biggest refugee camp to get a sense of the situation. many feel it is too late and the international community has been slow to react. no bangladesh are trying to limit the fallout, moving the refugees of the open land and into camps. i was here a couple of weeks ago and the entire hillside was filled with newly arrived rohingya families, just here from bangladesh m

manila a priest prayed for and sprinkle holy water on three dozen dogs of various breeds as well as a python one of the zoo's main attractions next wednesday marks world animal day to help improve their welfare catholics also celebrate the feast of st francis of assisi the patron saint of animals. welcome if you're just joining us you're watching al-jazeera coming to you live from the head quarters here in doha my name's peter dhabi top stories for supporters of catalonia as vote on secession from spain occupying schools that will act as polling stations they say they want to protect their votes however the central government in madrid insists the vote is illegal and it will deploy police to block the ballot the united nations has agreed to start an independent investigation into human rights abuses by all sides in the yemeni war it comes as another saudi led coalition air strike killed five and injured six others in sardar province humans a u.n. envoy says his government will cooperate with the investigation of little who are either let them out or we had human real human the complex circum

>> that was a python. a trance to dance with it, because i have a phobia of snakes. >> jimmy: what do you mean a trance. >> yeah i had to really focus and go in a trans and they would put the snake so i had to trans and had to improveize. i'm really proud of that. >> jimmy: you should be proud of it. [ applause ] >> there were a couple of moments that got really dangerous, because if i come out of the trance, i would have freaked out i think. and her name was, or his name was limon. i don't know if it was a female or a male, but he was either a male or a lesbian. because three times it put the tail under my bikini and curled the tail and starting pulling down, and i had to like nicely push the tail and pick my thing up and continue to dance. creepy. >>im >> on the side. >> jimmy: and you lived. you didn't have a heart attack and drop dead on the spot. >> i'm really proud of that. >> jimmy: you should be proud of that. i'm proud and i wasn't even there. by the way, the whole time we're talking, i have the s

the paper reports the ads were put out by group financed pythons backers. >> our fight against healthcareepeal isn't over. republicans in congress have a new plan and it's worse for california. >> socal healthcare coalition is the name of the group behind the ads. they started running yesterday. they highlight the graham- cassidy bill's provisions saying they would, quote, gut medicaid and get rid of affordable coverage for those with pre-existing conditions. senator bernie sanders in california, lieutenant governor gavin newsom will be speaking in san francisco today. they are expected to denounce the latest healthcare proposal as well as promote sanders' new bill that would give medicare to everyone. in the newsroom, jackie ward, kpix 5. >>> right now, in mexico city, a search for survivors continues after tuesday's magnitude 7.1 quake. you are taking a live look at rescue crews now as they dig through all that rubble. 273 people are now confirmed dead. authorities are now focusing on ten buildings to find people who might be trapped in debris. akth people were injured in fm e thrubbe l

. >> or somebody brings a mini python wrapped around your shoulders. >> now you've gone too far. >> you let one dog in, you got to let everything in. >>> sundays are for football, i would say church but sundays are for football too. getting home, metro's new hours are a game changer when it comes to a ride. you should know before making your plans. >>> local fields fail safety inspections. why they could be dangerous for the kids to play on. >>> sheena parveen is out on the pumpkin patch this morning. hi, sheena. >> hey, guys. we have our little friend over our barn cat. we're at cox farm in centerville for the fall festival. i think this is the flattest pumpkin i've ever seen. i thought it was kind of cool. coming up, i'm going to show you how you get a pumpkin and you we just moved in aboutighs and four months ago, but the living room's pretty blank. it's really nice when clients come in and have done some of their own research. working with a bassett designer was really easy. just kind of ties in very well. we love it! sweet 4k tv, mr. peterson. thanks. pretty psyched. did you get fi

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florida is known not only for al gators but pythons in the everglades how does hurricane impact them.d life down there is used to the hurricanes. a lot made about k dear has been around since the ice age. they've adapted well. they're still there in the florida keys and a lot of the wild life is used it to it, like the vegetation. no question it was significant. we definitely have concerned about wild life especially 25 endangered species that are low in numbers in the population. we're very interested in getting down when it is safe and start looking at the habit in the wild life down there to assess what's going on. >> let me ask you dan when you look at nasa before and after images, how long will it take for the sediment to settle and the water to go back to turquoise blue? >> that's a great question. it's a resilient eco system both marine and thresh eco system in the florida keys, those things will take a little bit of time to work out. you heard 25, 30, 40 years for those eco systems to recover. and they have. and will again. we'll do our best to continue to do that through our

a 5—year—old boy got a bit of shock when he found a python in the toilet.hould have given you a warning. his mum laura called in a reptile specialist after using a broom handle to lift the lid and seeing the creature's head pop out of the bowl. according to its rescuer the snake it most likely arrived via the u—bend, and is expected to make a full recovery. what about the five—year—old! what about the five-year-old! that could happen to any of us. honestly, iam could happen to any of us. honestly, i am never going to... well, could happen to any of us. honestly, iam never going to... well, i could happen to any of us. honestly, i am never going to... well, i am, but i never want to go to the toilet again. that is an actual fear of mind. is it! forget snakes on a plane, snakes in the u bend. what if you get bitten in the bits and bobs. iam you get bitten in the bits and bobs. i am with you, i understand. just check every time. for ever. with a massive room. —— broom. check every time. for ever. with a massive room. -- broom. we really should put a warning up

this is a ball python from central africa and much like the three banded armadillo, these guys if they feel threatened they curl up like a ball for protection. and they can sense if are you uncomfortable. he knows i am not afraid of snakes at all. i will be feeding those big beautiful girls later on on "action news" live from the philadelphia zoo. ♪ having a baby. caring for your parents. learning you have a condition. these are moments when people realize that where you get your medicine matters. and they look to us. cvs pharmacy. for advice. and ways to save money. plus, get up to fifty extrabucks each year just for filling prescriptions. switching is easy. we're here for you. join us. at cvs pharmacy. ♪ that's a good thing, but it doesn't cover everything. only about 80% of your part b medical expenses. the rest is up to you. so consider an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. like any of these types of plans, they could save you in out-of-pocket medical costs. call unitedhealthcare insurance company today to request a free decision

. >> bret: others experienced what their state had to offer such as python hunting, that's right.ive francis really took to the everglades. check out that snake there. others spent time at their respective state fairs. a big deal. minnesota senator democrat al al franken, at least the corn was healthy. missouri senator roy blunt says a trip to the state there is never complete without tiger stripe and butter pecan ice cream. nebraska senator ben sasse posted this to grandpa saint over 6,000 calories, under $6. what a country. we are told the house and senate gyms are open and ready for workouts tonight. we will see what happens. thanks for inviting us at your home. that's this don't like it for this special report. fair, balanced and unafraid. "the story" with martha starts next. >> martha: breaking tonight, hurricane irma is now one of the strongest atlantic hurricanes ever recorded. so now florida is the next date that is getting ready. good evening everybody, i martha maccallum, welcome to "the story" tonight. it is a cat 5, wins topping 185 miles per hour. the storm surge expe

have all this gear on that weighs about 20 pounds and i'm starting to sink and getting sucked look a pythono get shot, and the seals about to pick me up, and i'm going, i can't tread water anymore. i'm out. get me out of the water now." and the seal boat just goes right by me. ( laughter ) i proceed to say, "help! ooik, like, literally going to die in louisiana. i'm going, "help!" i'm choking on rusty water. the seal boat comes back, they throw me in, i bust my nose up, blood all over the place. long story short. we proceed to shoot the show. the two actors, playing h.a. and neil. they said, david is really a good actor. he's really struggling out there. ( laughter ) right? i was like -- i said, wait a second, i don't think a seal would be saying, "help!" so that was -- >> stephen: you'd give a lot away. >> i would give a lot away on that. that was my ongoing hit every day on the set. >> stephen: you have actual former navy sealos the show? >> yeah, it's amazing. it is so humble to be a part of something that is so-- you know, what these guys do is very humbling. and we have consultants in

i don't know if you guys know this, but there was this great slate, sort of like the old monty python thing, between the people's front of judea and the judae front -- the other way around. for a while, there was young americans for freedom and young america's foundation. there was the great schism, the great nerd fight. someone said something about hayek they could not take back and it got ugly. for years, there was young america's foundation, but if you called it yaf, you got these layers. now the -- these layers. -- glars. the tribes have been rejoined, thank god someone touched the orbs and the scattered tribes of conservatism have been joined. i have been doing this a long time. i think it is part of my job. william f. buckley believed that you should go forth and proselytize and educate and help young conservatives where you can. i honestly believe, wrote about it in a book i published, the young conservatives tend to come out of college -- if they can keep their heads and wits about them -- they tend to come out of college smarter and better equipped for political fights them r

a video just posted of a giant python in new york -- in the new york city subway, wrapped around a handrail. passengers were like, "ew, he's touching the handrail. i mean, that's so -- how gross that thing is." [ laughter and applause ] i th in nebraska who still works on his family farm. the man says he wants to retire, but he doesn't trust his lazy 80-year-old son. he's like, "that kid's a real slacker." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, i read that delta airlines just paid a woman $4,000 to give up her seat on an overbooked flight. when asked what she'll do with the money, the woman said, "buy spirit airlines." [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you roots. thank you very much, everybody. we have a huge show tonight. from the new movie "kingsman, the golden circle," julianne moore is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> steve: can't wait. >> jimmy: yeah. plus he's one of the breakout performers of 2017, his "illuminate world tour" c

and on the eighth day he created a set of 24" pythons.ated hogan's beach shop, brother. ( cheers, applause ) this is the ribbon from the grand opening. when we opened hogan's beach shop orlando, we had a crazy crowd out front, with tons of hulkamaniacs, red and yellow, you could see it for miles. and this was the ribbon that we cut for the grand opening. did you ever wonder, especially around the time you stepped away from wrestling, is that gonna continue, 'cause there are a lot of people that get forgotten when they retire. i was wondering. you know, i was wondering, but, you know, i've been around so long, and the public knows me so well, i kind of, like, etched my way in, you know. some people sometimes call me the babe ruth of wrestling. so it's really cool to have people say those things about you, you know. you miss wrestling? tremendously. how so? what do you miss about it? oh, my gosh. um... anybody that's ever had a good workout-- you know, once you get done working out, you've had that good sweat. oh, my gosh, it makes my day.

for and sprinkled holy water on three dozen dogs of various breeds as well as a particular age of python one of the zoos main attractions next wednesday marks world animal day to help improve their welfare catholics also celebrate the feast of st francis of assisi the patron saint of animals and i'll see you back again soon. they thought they were americans until they broke the law are now they're deported to cambodia for life. when you speak to the families fighting for their loved ones at this time on al-jazeera. facing the realities your president said that there would be a complete audit a hundred percent ordered that order hasn't happened getting to the heart of the matter so are you saying then that the future of the g.c.c. will be in doubt. here the story. on talk to al-jazeera at this time. the nature of news as it breaks many of the people here came to this camp with injuries and illnesses already with detailed coverage the border between china and north korea stretches for more than fourteen hundred kilometers unlike the demilitarized zone the atmosphere here is very relaxed fr

it's a policy of a slow python krix rather than a rapid cobra strike. thank you for the privilege of appearing before you. >> thank you fur your testimony. the chair recognizes himself frp five minutes of questioning. earlier this month russian president vladmir putin argued that the potential for north korea sanctions to be effective remains limgtited. he claims the north koreans would prefer to eat grass than give up their nuclear weapons. how would you respond to those that claim north korea can weather sanctions? that sanctions are not effective means of providing substance and meaning to our diplomacy and the kim regime will never care if its economy will suffer in other words to advance his weapons. i'll ask all of you to respond to that question. >> i think sanctions can have a very big impact on north korea. they are not implemented. there's a lot of room to really press north korea to change its behavior. i think it's a extremely valuable tool. i'd like to see north korea eat its nuclear weapons. if that's what they choose. the sanctions should

the policy of a slope python constriction rather than a rapid cobra strike. thank you for the privilege of appearing before you. >> thank you for your testimony. the chair recognizes five minutes of questioning. earlier this month, russian claimedt vladimir putin that the north koreans would prefer to eat grass then give up nuclear weapons. how would you respond to those that claim that north korea can always weather sanctions? that sanctions are not effective in providing substance and meaning to our diplomacy? and that the kim regime will never care if it's economy suffers in order for him to advance his weapons? i ask all of you to briefly respond to that question. >> sanctions can have a big impact on north korea. they are not implemented, so there is a lot of room to press north korea to change its behavior. it is extremely valuable tool. the purpose of sanctions, i would like to see north korea eat its nuclear weapons. sanctions should have a cost. that can be done. in north korea it is more vulnerable because it is surrounded by big powers. this is not

. >> it is like a python. >> yes. >> love it. >> thanks, guys. >> nice. >> good word for like when you doing word finders, crossword puzzles. >> asp. >> yes. >> let's talk sex. one couple says, they did it every single day. >> oh, brother. >> why they say doing the deed daily makes all of the difference. >> where did you get this video. >> i shot it in my apartment over the weekend. no, this woman says she had sex 60 straight days in the row. we will talk bit. >> summer, almost over, but part of it still remains. we have all of the damage on our face, we have our face all clogged. we have been putting stuff on it the entire summer long. how do we do a detox and get us ready for fall and clean slate. >> eye an elect lux on the face and suck black head out. >> that helps. >> jennies, hosting back to school night in the morning. >> we have snacks, everything of

. >> monty python. stuart: that's right. let's have a little -- it's been a.au. he is behind the wheel of the new dodge demon. this thing goes 0-60 in 2.5 secondses. gary, you tell us all about it. show me. go ahead, drive the thing. >> first of all, let me warm it up, warm up the tires for you a little bit, okay? now i'm going to move off here. two and a half seconds, i did that earlier today. in fact, i did the quarter mile in 10.2 seconds. you can do it in under 10 seconds. i'm not that good. 840 horsepower, the most powerful ever. $85,000, they're only making 3,000 of these this year. they're all spoken for. and -- [inaudible] this one is so cool. i'm going to take it right now, you're going to lose me, because i'm going to be way out of range. [inaudible conversations] [laughter] doing a little too much talking there! >> oh. >> that was my bad. stuart, that's what happens when i'm having -- stuart: wait a minute, is gary in that car? yes, he is. he's driving that car right now. >> and there he goes off into the sunset. stuart: you had us worried there for