i know, i can't believe quahog finally got a his and hers.enjoying that she has an ugly baby. [sighs] look at that thing's eyes. you know, maybe one glass a night wasn't fine. hey, folks. we ready to order? i think so. shall i cover your ears for your wife's menu questions? that'd be great. yeah, are you able to do the salmon, but without the dill cream? sorry, no substitutions. we're a dick restaurant. hmm. then i'll have the fettuccine alfredo. and my instagram will have the watercress salad. and for you, sir? how much is that tomahawk rib eye? -$85... -kid's personal pan pizza. great, and if you folks need anything else, i'll be invisible. [♪ video game music playing] remember this, peter? remember us? i do remember us. i miss us. when we get home, let's do it so loud, the kids wake up. yeah, let's do it on the couch where we all gather as a family and watch television. [announcer] family guy is brought to you by parent sex. parent sex, it happens in rooms that you hang out in and watch tv. maybe even right there where you're sitting now.

and don't ever let me catch you guys in quahog! [screaming] [ police squad!all exclaiming] [twins gasping] [monster snarling] [laser guns firing] [groans] hey, stewie. who the hell is that? [joyful music] [staple gun firing] peter, it's 5:30 in the morning. oh, sorry, lois. i didn't know you were home. what the hell are you doing? i'm laying down the red carpet. the emmys are on tonight. oh, god. don't tell me you forgot about meg's play tonight. but, lois, meg sucks! everything she does is so freaking terrible and depressing. plus, i went to her first grade play that one time. oh, robin hood, the king is keeping me prisoner here in his castle. don't worry, maid marian, i'll save you. boy, you guys are not sucking me into the story at all. i'm just telling you for your own benefit. i'm-i'm very aware that i'm watching a play right now. come on, i got to watch the emmys. peter, you're going to meg's play and that's that. is that that now, mrs. that's that? if you're gonna shoot me, you might want to tie your shoelaces first. [peter screams] now, are you gonna