thank you for not patronizing quark's. r not papaonizing quark's. thank you for not patronizing quark's. i hope rom's voice e lds out. i hope our latinum holds out. ahh... you wawaed to see me? may i take your order, sir? quark, i'm in no mood for games. there seems to be an opening atathe dabo table or perhaps i might interest you not again. are you carrying a tricorder or anything with a portable energy source? what are you talking about? i'm still working out the bugs in these holographph waiters. the lissepian who sold me the program neglected to mention that cererin energy sources can interfere with the imaging system. sounds like there's no end to the p pblems you're facing. i can take care of the lissepian. i need you to get those... traitorsaway from my front door. they're blocking access to my place of business causing a disturbance on the promenade andthey're probably a fire hazard. they belong in a holding cell! every last one of them well, i hate to admit this, but i agree with you. from what chief o'brien tells me about strikes, they so

quark. quark? quark? quark. wake up. wake up. wake, quark! stop hitting me! i thought you were dead. and you saw that as an opportunity to vent years of hostility towards me? towards me... towards... me... hostility... what's wrong? what? i said what's the matter. i'm deaf. i'm deaf in my right ear. i can't hear anything. hello. hello? hello? hello. hello. hello... hello. would you stop doing that? we got to get out of here. my body's shutting down. it's too cold. there's not enough to eat. i'm dying! we both are! we're not dying! here, here. you can have the rest of my rations. these aren't rations. these are crumbs. you can't climb a mountain on crumbs. fine. i'll go by myself. you're going to leave me? what do you want me to do? stay here and trade insults until we both starve to death? i'd rather take my chances on the mountain. yours. figures. figures? figures. ( groaning ) i hate this transmitter, and i hate this mountain and most of all, i hate the orion syndicate for stranding us here. i think we both know who's really to blame. don't try and blame th

( quark yelling ) ( grunting ) ( groaning ) ( screaming ) dax: quark. ( yelling ) movas ah-kee rustak! worf: kosh tomah. kosh tomoh. i mean, totoh ehpaq lukara kaveir. ish-tovee chuch thling nuq? besh... besh-opar gree urch... ( yells ) besh... opar gee urchun omah te... te... you say the words but there is no feeling behind them. no passion. having to learn all this klingonese isn'n'helping my performance. do not think of it as a performance. believe in where you are. put yourself in this place, in this time-- a thousand years ago, the dawn of the empire. 500 warriors stormed the great hall at qam-chee. the city garrison fled before them. only the emperor kahless and the lady lukara stood their ground. it was here that they began the greatest romance in klingon history. this is ridiculous. ah! i'm surrounded by corpses. my shoes are dripping in blood and you want me to feel romantic? why am i putting myself through this? because later that night kahless and lulura jumped on each other ( growling ) yeah? one more time. this is the fourth theft of equipment fromompper pylon three this

department of education what is it, quark? the chief asked me to come up with a decafafinated raktajino for kira. i'm thinking of marketing it. ugh! ugh! oh, that's awful. give it a chance. ( laughs drily ) let me taste it. quark. has plagued bartenders and restauranteurs for centuries. you can't expect me to solve it overnight. well, i'm not paying for that. so much for "quark-tajino." i wanted to get her off caffeine not poison her. you make me sound like some kind of addict. she has ybe two raktajinos a day. i just don't want my son to be born with a caffeine habit. you're being ridiculous. why does pregnancy always make men hysterical? excuse me. this is not the first baby i've had. excuse me. keiko had molly. it's not up to you to tell kira what she can and cannot do. she is carrying his child. he should have some say. as the lessee, he does have certain rights. back home, pregnancy is considered a rental. both: rental? something wrong, captain? i just talked to dr. bashir. to answer a request for medical assistance. jake

quark: congratulations, gentlemenen you get to work today... and you'll be laboring in the finest establishment on the station... my establishment. twtwve hours of work two five-minute breaks one slip of latinum each. let's go. didn't you hear me? i'm offering you work. what are you waiting for? n-nothing. j-just show us the way. start by stepping through the gate very good. you three must be warp engineers. now, we're going to walk down the promenade to the bar. would you like me to hold your hands or can you manage it? we'll manage. i'm so glad. how much damage would it do to the time-line if quark were to suffer a mysterious accident? i'm not sure but maybe we should conduct le experiment and find out. name? leeta. look at me when i speak to you, leeta. kanar. for two. ( sighs ) no. well, then this is an occasion. you're trembling. ( sighs ) despite what you may have heard i'm a fair man, leeta. rest assured to be abused you have nothing to fear from me. . it may surprise you to hear this but my position is a lonelelone. i'm isolated from th

quark will have to settle-- either that or go out of business. quark can be awful stubborn. he'd rather lose the bar than give in to us. don't be such a pessimist. remember rule of acquisition 263: "never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum." your brother can quote rules of acquisition too. i believe his favorite is 211: "employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. don't hesitate to step on them." my ex-brother wasn't quoting hmm. what did he say? he offered me a bribe ifi would end the strike. did you take it? no! don't you see what that means? he's getting desperate. a few more days and we'll get everything we want. (electrical humming) brunt. f.c.a. it's not my fault! they made me do it! it was all his idea! forgive me! if this was ferenginar... i'd have you all taken to the spire of the tower of commerce displayed to the crowds in the great marketplace below and then shoved off... one by one! small children would bet on where you would land and your spattered remains would be sold spare me. i'm old. i'm fragile. (coughs) i'll push the rest of them off myse

come to quark's ? ? quark's is fun... ? if all your little advertisements aren't purged fromomur systems by the time i get back from the gamma quadrant i will come totouark's and believe me... i will have fun. uh, let me h hp you with that, chief. according to chief o'brien the scan resolution on the new sensors is amazing. we could practically do the entire bio-survey from orbit. suits me-- the sooner we get how can you say y at? those little points of light out there-- the great unknown, beckoning to us. i wish i could visit every one. you might want to skip the ones with jem'hadar bases on them. is it my imagination or are the stars a little brighter in the gamma quadrant? is it my imagination or has julian lost his mind? setting course for the gavara system. i'm picking up some kind of emergency signal. it's fragmented. they say their homeworld's been attacked... massive destruction, heavy casualties. they're asking any passing vessel for assistance. looks like the signal's cocong from somewhere in the teplan system. th

never mind, quark. ( groans ) computer, quark to infirmary. medical emergency in holosuite four. [captioning sponsored by the u.s. department of education but, odo, you said yourself the captain's all right. lucky for you. then why am i being arrested? i already told you it was an accident-- a minor technical difficulty. you can't arrest someone for a minor technical difficulty. no, but i can arrest you for negligence. which is what i've been telling chief o'brien for the past week. i begged him to have rom fix them but you know what he said? "rom's too busy upgrading the sensor array." can you believe that? anyone can fix the sensor array but no one can fix the holosuites like that idiot brother of mine. so, you see... if anyone should be arrested for negligence it's chief o'brien. tell it to the magistrate. well, there's no sign of any permanent neural damage. although, i am reading some odd synaptic potentials. let me ask you something. does my uniform look any brighter to you? yes. everything does. colors seem more intense and shapes more focused. it's called "post-neural sho

leeta, you're on vacation, not at quark's. you don't have to serve us. oh, it gives me something to do. space travel's so dull. have you ever noticed how all stars look the same? excuse me hand-squeezed. get it yourself. i'm on vacation. how much longer till we get there? dax: another six hours. six hours? tell the ferengi to return to his cabin. you call that a cabin? it's a cot and a waste disposal unit. it's so small even i can't stand up in there. look. i'm developing a slouch. tell the ferengi to return to his cabinnow. quark... what's he going to do? turn around and take me home? g course for deep space nine. okay, okay. you made your point. i'm going. but first, i have a little present for everyone. one for you. and one for you. and one for you. and none for you. what's this? it's ahorga'hn. a risian fertility symbol. indicates you're seekingjamaharon. leeta: what'sjamaharon? i'll show you later. oh. look. they like each other. i think i'm going to be sick. all right.i'm going. me too. going? where? i'm going to change into something more comforta

quark, have you seen worf? he was supposed to meet me in the holosuite five minutes ago. as if you're never late. worf is never late. i haven't seen him since this morning and if he can't at least be civil i don't care to see him in my bar again. it's just his way. no. this was more than his standard rudeness. he came in here, ordered some klingon incense and nearly threw me across the bar when i tried to give him some replicated incense. what kind of klingon incense? something calledadanji. why? is there something special about adanji? that does it. i'm going to stop talking to the customers. nothing left here for you. no honor... no future. mmm... i wish to reclaim my honor in the next li i am ready to cross the river of blood and entersto'vo'kor. commander. odo, yesterday you called worf to the airlock to see some klingon. that's right. who was it? his name is kurn. it turns out he's worf's brother. worf's brother. oh, my god. dax to worf. computer, locate commander worf. commander worf is in his quarters. is he alone? negative. captain kurn is with him. may this blade

quark... go ahead. suffer. what do you want? a yridian i've been dealing with sold me something that might interest you. i dot think so. you don't even know what it is. i know i don't want it. in that case can you tell me how to get in touch with the founders? what are you talking about? it's a changeling... or it was anyway. since it's dead i'll let you have it for five slips of latinum. it's not dead. in that case, make it ten. it's sick. eight and we'll call it even. ( sighs ) ss with you. if that is a changeling maybe we should get it into a security field. that won't be necessary. but if it gets out of that container it could be dangerous. it's not going anywhere, doctor. it doesn't know how. [captioning sponsored by the u.s. department of education a baby changeling? mmm. centuries ago out into the galaxy so we could learn about other races. when i was found, i looked very much like this. you were this small? mm-hmm. like a humanoid child, it will grow. its mass will increase as its shapeshifting abilities develop. as far

you should ask quark. i bet he knows someone who's been out that way. i thought you made deliveries to dreon seven. that's near the badlands, isn't it? what route do you take to the dreon system? i imagine you go around the rolor nebula. if you're really this interested in my flight plans why don't you look them up? you are the commander of the station, after all. forget i brought it up. okay, everyone grab a plate and prepare to be dazzled. you first. you're not going to hurt me, are you? normally, i would simply make a strategic withdrawal at the first sign of trouble but there doesn't seem to be a way out of here. you could always call security. oh, true, but it would take them a few minutes to arrive and by then, it might be too late. i don't think i'll hurt you. i'm gratified to hear that. in fact, i think it's safe to say you have nothing to fear from me. this is ridiculous. we have perishable goods in the hold and we cannot allow... what is going on? we need to make a class two inspection of your cargo before we can allow you to leave. inspection

is alal a cleaning solution which we were using in quark's. or you used the opportunity of w wking at quark's to obtain the t.n.c. in the first place. you all have ties to the bajoran underground. you have three cousins five of your friends are suspected sympathizers. after 50 years of occupation is there anyone left on bajor who doesn't have some tie to the resistance? ( yelling grows louder ) quiet! that may be true but you were seen rushing toward dukat after the explosion. everyone else was running away. my friend was injured in the blast. cardassian guards state that you were found over the body of gul dukat attempting to strangle him. . don't just take their report at face value. i don't interrogate memberer of the cardassian military. then run a ballistic analysis of the explosion. if you examine the fragmentation dispersal pattern you'll find that we couldn't have thrown the grenade from our position at the table. ( yelling grows louder ) quiet! quiet down! there is sufficient evidence for a conviction. all of which is circumstantial.

quark, did you hear? chief o'brien is having a baby. i thought your females carried your young. my wife. my wife is having the baby. congratulations. cutest thing you ever saw. you know babies. every little thing they pick up goes straight into their ears. i used to love readingngo him. you know, "see brak acquire. acquire, brak, acquire." just think. soon there'll be two little o'briens scampering about underfoot. lready been through all the diapers and the endless crying and the sleepless nights. yeah. cheers. oh... chchrs. is something wrong, chief? no. nothing at all. couldn't be happier. did you hear? keiko's going to have another baby. now?! no. seven months. i see. worf delivered molly, you know. really? he were trapped together when her time came. oh, well, i'll be sure and call you when she's ready to deliver. you can lend a hand. unfortunately, i will be away from the station at that time. far away. visiting my parents on earth. excuse me. (laughing) the thing is, julian now that molly's a little older i was hoping to be able to spend some time with keiko again. i thou

it seems that quark took the opportunity to import illegal regalian liquid crystals along with the fleaspiders. the crystals are a highly intoxicating and sometimes dangerous aphrodisiac. i don't have time for this. i just spoke with captain sisko. they found a crashed jem'hadar ship. they need the defiant right away. i'll be back in about a week. when do we leave? i'm leaving right away. i'd say you have some legal problems to work out. gentlemen... if i can shake it loose by firing theheain thrusters hauling it out will be a lot easier. there's a problem.m... to fire the main thrusters i need to calibrate the plasma injectors. so far, i can't get a grip on ththion regulator. want to try a hyper-spanner above the matrix? it might open it up a bit. oh... maybe we won't send you captain... we buried the bodies on the other side of that ridge. the dna readings-- 42 jem'hadar. one vorta. hoya to captain sisko. go ahead. a jem'hadar warship just dropped out of warp. break orbit and get out. they've locked phasers. hard to port! involve two parties discussing something? why not give you some say? o

not now, quark. i'm busy. i hear you're taking a little trip to the gamma quadrant. care to come along? are you kidding? i expect to own this station by the time you get back. with you gone profits from smuggling alone should go up 60%. ll, don't get used to it. i'll be back before you know it making your life miserable. then you are coming back. count on it. i will. take your time. would you like me to have the promenade cleared? that won't be necessary. we've just cleared the wormhole. aye, sir. it's funny. i've served on half a dozen ships and none of them have had cloaking devices except the defiant. now that we're not using it, i feel naked. it is disconcerting, to say the least. gentlemen, i feel the same breeze you do. what are you smiling at? i don't know. i guess it's just being in the same room with so many naked men. consul merrok of romulus. such a tragedy. i met him once, a few weeks before he died. i was working as a gardener at the cardassian embassy during the... you were a gardener on romulus? my specialty was edosian orchids. beautiful, but highly t

quark, is this necess..? no, it was ralidia, and she was with morn and he was the one who turned to her and said... can we get back to the matter at hand, please? oh, right. um, well, as i said i was cleaning up, and i saw mr. worf come in. no. he comes in here all the time. but he was in a good mood. and that's unusual? well, he's a klingon and you people are rarely in what i would call good moods not that you're anything but a pleasant, charming race. let's get back to mr. worf. describe what happened next. he came in, he ordered a drink-- prune juice, i believe-- and we started to talk. out the convoy mission so i asked him about it and he said he was going to be commanding thedefiant. what was his attitude? hard to say. he's a very private man. he doesn't share a lot with his bartender. did he seem... afraid of the mission? no. did he seem excited by the mission? then what exactly? i just remember asking him... what happens if the klingons go after the convoy? he got this funny look in his face and he put

do i look happy, quark? you think any of these people looked happy when they walked in here? how could they? there's a war going on. but they come because they know i'll do everything in my power to help them forget their troubles. for a reasonable fee, of course. i'm looking for odo. oh, captain, we all have our failures, and he's mine. ever since he lost his shape-shifting abilities i haven't been able to get a smile out of him. where is he? i'm telling you that's one depressed ex-changeling. he's upstairs at his usual table. just follow the black cloud. constable. listen, captain... do you hear it? you mean the bubbles? soothing, isn't it? you know, before i became a solid i never heard that. i had no sense of taste so i never paid much attention to food or drink. ah... would you like me to get you a glass? i'm on duty. i'm not. i thought you were always on duty. mm... you know, at first i found the whole process of ingestion disgusting. but now that i've gotten used to it i find eating and drinking to be quite comforting. it's one of the few things that you... that we...

quark. what can i say? i'm a hopeless romantic. we did it. he's really leaving. it would appear so. oh, odo, you were wonderful. you know, for a minute there i really believed you wanted to marry me. i suppose that we should tell them the truth... but let's wait till after the party. jake, you should rest. i'm on to something. your father will be home soon. you should be there. i'llllee him later. enough. what'd you do that for? you're pushing yourself too hard. no, i'm not. my mind has never been so clear. everything is coming together. at this rate, i can finish this novel in a few days. and you will. all right. i'll go home. maybe get some sleep. you'll come back later? of course. ( whispepeng ): i need you. ( door opens and closes ) promenade. bashir: something has stimulated jake's brain functioning i i a way that i have never seen. the capillaries in his cerebral cortex have dilated 20%. neurotransmitter production is up by at least that amount and neural activity is off t t scale. do you have any idea what caused it? not yet. it's a good thing we got him here. his cortex was

quark! what are you doing back there? we're closed. have a seat. you're in a good mood. yes, i am. which means you're probably about to arrest me on some trumped-up charge. not at all. i am buying you a drink. why? dr. mora has gone to sleep, and i... still feel like celebrating. what are you up to? can't you just accept that? no. it doesn't fit. if you're happy there's something very wrong in the world. the center cannot hold. there we go. i've got it. you're getting back at me for selling you that sick changeling. actually, i should thank you. if you want the money back, just say so. it changed my life. i don't know what i did, but i did it. just stop. i can't take it anymore. do you ever think about having children? huh? see, i never did. it just seemed like too much trouble but then fate... dropped one into my lap... and i couldn't be happier. cheers. it's strange. over the past few months e any contact with my people again. they rejected me. they turned me into a humanoid and... part of me was lost forever. but that... little ball of goo back in the lab changed everything. i f

i heard him at quark's once and he had the people dancing in the aisles. i remember and you know something else i remember about him? how proud he was to wear his uniform and how proud he was to serve under you. the same as hoya t'lor, bertram and muniz. and they died fighting for something that they believed in. that doesn't make it any easier. we used a phase-conjugate graviton emitter in the tractor beam. the baby came out of the rock first time. you would have loved it, quique. ( door opens ) i did not mean to interrupt. it's all right. i am? yes. it's an old klingon tradition. when a warrior dies in battle his comrades stay with the body to keep away predators. that allows the spirit to leave the body when it is time to make the long journey to sto'vo'kor. that's a fine tradition. what are you doing? we will both keep the predators away. i'm sure quique would like that. and paramount television ( combadge signal beep ) [captioning sponsored by paramount television the glacier fractures are stable. we're clear to beam inside. woman: acknowledged. neura

bashir is in quark's bar. i'm chasing a triple 17 and a bull, morn. got some catching up to do. julian. how have you been? not bad. and you? oh, you know, all right. i was heading home. thought i'd stop in for a quick pint. it's been a while, eh? seems like weeks. i see you found someone to play darts with. oh, uh... i've set a board up so molly and i can play. good. so's molly. it's not theheame. it's not the same. i mean, molly's just a kid. we've been playing with magnets. morn couldn't hit a yridian yak at five paces. we were evenly matched. we had a good rivalry going on. kept us sharp. exactly. you're late. it's thursday, and i've got your usual holosuite reserved. didn't you cancel? actually, i was hoping maybe... no, i got to get home. what about you, doctor? the battle of britain awaits. and you know my policy on cancellations-- no refunds. go ahead. maybe morn's better in the cockpit of a spitfire than he is at darts. it wouldn't be the same. even know where england is. i'll see you. odo to sisko. go ahead. you'd better come down to t t promenade. someone's been killed

i never thought i'd say this but i'm with quark. what was that? great. just what we needed. i thought it wasn't supposed to rain in this part of risa. it's not. may i have your attention, please. obviously, the weather grid is experiencing some type of malfunction but i'm sure we'll be able to repair it soon. no... you won't. you're responsible for this. oh, i authorized it, but it was not my idea. it was mine. are you serious? us. worf, what did you do, build an uplink so you could take control of the weather grid? the grid has been deactivated. it will take three or four days to restore the system to normal. during that time, inhabitants of risa and their guests will experience the planet's natural weather cycle. and for most on risa that means rain, and plenty of it. but why are you doing this? because risa is an illusion created by weather control systems if the federation is going to survive we're going to have to stop wasting our time with toys and get back to the essentials. i'm beginning to think there's no hope for that man or for you, either, mr. worf. commander, w

i'm quark's brother. i know the role. ( sighs ) computer, time remaining? ( odo clears throat ) sorry to disturb you, chief. couple of things are still bothering me. rom couldn't have done all this sabotage alone. there were too many changes for any one person to make. maybe so. right now i've got a frequency problem in the cascade feeder. i checked with the repair logs. match someone's movements to the locations where the alterations were made but i couldn't do that. we had a matrix systems failure yesterday. those files were lost. sorry. hmm. we've had a lot of systems failures recently haven't we, chief? really? i hadn't noticed. i've been too busy repairing things. like the surveillance channels in the holding cells? you authorized a security override. what was wrong with them? e isolinear chip junction was... enough, chief. you didn't cover your tracks very well. why? i didn't have time. i still don't. ( groans ) sorry, odo. chief o'brien to keiko o'brien. this is keiko. i've finished, but we have to move quickly. this place is going to be swarming wit

there are little quarks or whatever that i could recognize a mine and some from him, but a lot of times- >> and they are still talking. [laughter] >> we have time for one more question. we are over time. annette gordon-reed, peter onuf, thank you very much. [applause]. >> on his website, hugh hewitt's stock, radio talkshow host hugh hewitt chooses a selection of books he thinks is necessary to read. here's some of the books on his virtual bookshelf. the looming power. explains the rise of islamic fundamentalism and the events that led to 911. cnn host jake tapper reports on the war in afghanistan and specifically on combat outpost. in the forever war, dexter filkins of the new yorker chronicles conflict in the middle east and historian bernard lewis explores both political and militant islamic theology in the crisis of islam and also on hugh hewitt's bookshelf is america alone, where our author mark stein emphasizes american self-reliance over government independence. the radio talkshow host also recommends to british authors, the history of english speaking people by winston churchill

quarks bob ferguson with the claims department >> bob ferguson with the claims department.ou advocated that he would attempt to remove the tax on property owners. with abby followed by reduction in state expenditures or will it be made up with other means, and if so, how? you arewn: he asked if in favor of reducing property taxes, and if so, how will you do it? the answer to the first question is that homeowners taxes have reached a point of being too high. this is a relative term, but in most of the areas throughout the state, real property taxes are far too high. a person may have a $15,000 home, andn a $20,000 they pay on the whole thing when they only have an equity of $5,000. we feel the state should put more money into the local school districts, so i have made a proposition that we will pay 50% of the taxes under $15,000, which will be $150. this will amount to $400 million in state aid. the economist for president kennedy, who resigned shortly after president johnson took over but is still an advisor, suggested that instead of the federal subventions in the form of